第四章吃瓜群众
zhibojiandeguanzhongjitianjingxialai，huashenweichiguaqunzhong，tingxiaosandebaoyuan，danmubutingshanshuo。
「youyouyou，zheigexiaosanyeshihenren。mingzhitayoulaopo，haijitashenghaizi，sheirangtajidetaiduole，heihei......」
「budui，anzhaoshijiansuan，xiaosanhaizisisui。tamenjiehuncaisannian，shuomingzaijiehunqianxiaosanyijingshenglehaizi，mingzhidaozijinanrenbangshangfupo，yebuzulan。zheigexiaosanyeshihenrena！」
「zheimeshuoyueqingshigeyuandatou，tabujinxiajiale，haichuzibangxiaosanyanghaizi。」
「tiana，tabeipiandehaokua！」
yueqingdelianyoubaibianhong，youhongbianhei，yanzhongdebeishangkutongyisaoerkong，querdaizhideshifennu。
「nishishei？nigenwolaogongshishenmeguanxi？nizenmehuigenwolaogongyouhaizi，jiwojieshiqingchu？」
duimiandenvziyitingshiyueqingdeshengyin，huangluandao：「ni......nizenmehuiyongzhaotinglongdeshoujijiwodadianhua？tinglongni？」
「yigeyueqian，zhaotinglongchuchehuosile，ninandaobuzhidaoma？」
dianhuaneitoudenvzilenglejimiaobiankaishihaotaodakuqilai。
「ta......tazenmesile？tazenmenengsi？tadayingmeiyuejiwoerwanshenghuofei，ruguobujiwozenmeyanghaizia！yueqing，nishitadelaopo，tasile，shenghuofeigaiyouniji......」
xiaosankaishihujiaomanchan，daodebangjia。
「yueqing，doushiyinweinizhaotinglongcaimeiquwo。woshengletadehaizi，haiziyeyoujichengquan，tadecaichanwodehaiziyouquanlijichengyiban，nibunengquandedao，buranwogenhaizizhinengliuluojietou......」
yueqingqideqiqiaoshengyan：「nixiangdemei，woyifenqiandoubuhuijini。nigexiaosan，buyaoliande，zhaotinglongbawodeqianjiniyanghaizi，xianzaitasile，nihaihaoyisiwenwoyaoqian？」
「wobushixiaosan，fenmingshiwoxianjizhaotinglongshengxiahaizi。anzhaoshijianshunxu，nishihourenshitade，nicaishixiaosan。nibujiwoqian，woqisuni。」
「suibian，wohuiqingzuihaodelvshi，nixiuxiangcongwozheilidedaoyifenqian。zhaotinglongzheixienianzainishenshanghuafeideyedetuchulai......」
yueqingtongxiaosanzaidianhuazhongzhengzhiqilai，taetouqingjinbaoqi，yanjingdengdedadade，fangfoyaopenchuhuolai。
zaoyimeiyouqingshengniantou，tazhihenmeizaodiankanqinglaogongzhenmianmu。
「zhaotinglongzheigezhanan，sidehao，huogainibeichezhuangsi......kuiwohaiweinishangxinleneimejiu......」
woqieduanleyuyueqingdelianxian，xinanlideshouxiatadesuanguafei。
zhibojianzhongyeshiyipianhuanle，wushuguanzhongzaidanmushangda「hahahaha」。
「zhubo，ganmaguanneimezao，wohaixiangtingtamenzhengchao，zheizhongshengkuangkeyubukeqiu。」
「biekanzhubonianjiqingqing，suanguazhundeyibi，tianleishensuan，yihouwojiushinidefensi。」
「wojidegangcaiyourenshuozhuboruguosuandebuzhun，jiuzhibochixiang......」
woweixiaodigentamenshuobaibai：「zhibochixiangjiusuanle，wokouweihaimeineimezhong。jidejiwodianguanzhu，jintianzhibodaocijieshu，mingtianjian。」
xiabohou，shifushoulewodesuanguafei，xiaodeyanjingmichengleyitiaoxian。
「henbucuo，xingerkaishizhuanqianyangshifu，weishibuyongdanxinyanglaowenti。」