xuyuanyiceshen，duokaitadeshou：“nidemianxiangdequesuandeshangyidengyidehaomianxiang，dannianzhishouchong，nianyinyuecai，nifumugongzhongtianfengyinshou，nimuqinjinnianjiangyouzhongbingchanshen，qingzequbantiaoming，zhongzebiwang。”
xuyuanhualuo，heshichendeliansedunshiheichenxialai。
taleyisancaijizheixienvrenmenshiyigeyuandayigeyuanai，danbudaibiao，tanengrongrenduifangbianpaizijidefumu。
genghekuang，yanqiandenvrenhaizuzhoutamuqin！
“你脑子有病吧！”
heshichenzhuanshenjiuzou，yebuleyikanxuyuankouzhaoxiadelianle，fanzhengzheizhongshenjingbing，dengtachachulaidaodishishei……heng！
heshichenyimiaoneixiangchushijizhongjiaoxundefangfa。
“wozhidaonibuxin，dannizuihaotixingnimuqinqujianchashenti，zhongdianzuoganzangfangmiandejiancha。”xuyuanbazuihouyigezishuowan。
heshichendepaocheyijingbujianzongying。
tashouhuimuguang，zhongxinwangzuijindecantingqu，zheijiushizhuzaibieshuqudehuaichu，meiyouche，chifandoumafan。
kanlaidexiangxiangyaozenmezhuanqianle……
yucitongshi，heshichendehongsepaochetingzaiyidongbieshuwai。
ruguoxuyuanzaizhei，jiuhuifaxianzheidongbieshuzhengzaizijizhudeneidonggebi。
“qisiwole，changbo，woxiaojiujiuni？”heshichenyijinqu，jiukandaoyigechuanzhekaojiudezhongniannanren。
zhongniannanrenkandaota，fangxiashouzhongdeshuihu：“siyezhengzailoushangshufang，xuyaowotongbaoma？”
“buyong，wozijiquzhaota。”heshichensanliangbushanglelou。
“xiaojiujiu，wogangcaiyudaoyige……”tabianhanbiantuikaishufangmen，zhishihenkuai，zuilidehuabianyingshengshengzhizhu。
lunyishang，nanrendemianrongyirujiwangdanmo，heifaxiawuguanfangfodaokefuzaoyiban，zhuanmoukanguolaiyishun，jiurangrenbuyouzizhuchenfu。
kejiushizheiyangyigeren，rujinquezhiyouboziyishangheyishuangshoubeinengdong。
heshichenxinlidunshixiangshibeishenmedongxiyingshengshengdule。
“yudaoyigeshenme？”shanghengkongzhizhelunyizhuanguolai，shengyindichenlengqing，fangfozazaiqingshizhishang。
heshichenjichuyigexiao：“yigenaoziyoubingdenvren！”
“tajuranzuzhouwomazhongbingchanshen，haishuoshenmeqingzequbantiaoming，zhongzebiwang，nishuotashibushiyoubing？wogangcaiyijingfaxiaoxirangrenquchatale，dengchadao，wofeidezhaorenhaohaojiaoxunjiaoxun。”
“你认识？”
“dangranburenshi，woyaoshirenshitagangenwoshuozheihua？”
heshichenyuexiangyueshengqi，“tahairangwotixingwomaquzuojiancha，zuihaochaganzangfangmiande，xiaohua，womameibannianjianchayici，shangcijianchalianggeyueqiancaizuo，zenmekenengyoubing？”
heshichenshuozhe，yi**waizaishafashang，“duilexiaojiujiu，wozheicilaishidaizherenwulaide，jinwandeyanhuiwomashuonibixuqu，tayidinghuijinizhaogebishengzhiwangengpiaoliangdenvpengyou！”
“meibiyao。”shanghengjiangshuheshang，“jinimadagedianhua。”
“zenme？nandaoxiaojiujiuniyouxihuanderenle？”heshichenyixiazuoqilai。
yixiaojiujiudetiaojian，jiusuanquanshenshangxiazhiyouzuinengdong，shangganzhedenvrenyeyidaba，jiubuzhidaoshinajiade？
nengjiangxiaojiujiuzheizhongbuzhanranyanhuodedoulaxiafanchen！
shanghengkan**yiyangkanletayiyan：“rangtaquzuogejiancha。”
“pu，xiaojiujiunihaizhenxina？neirenjiushinaoziyoubing……”
“da。”shanghengyigezi。
heshichenxingxingzhuzui，xingba，fanzhengjianchayixiayebufeishi，buguotazheikebushixiangxinneigenvshenjingbingdehua，chuncuipoyuxiaojiujiuyinwei！
……
xuyuanduicihaobuzhiqing，tazhengkanzhecantinglizhibotandiandebozhuchushen。
“ganxiezhaobudaobeidenanbaobeisongdepaoche！”
“ganxiejiangnanshuixiang……”
“suzhu，niganmani？”pangmogugujiguji。
“wojuedingle……zhibosuanming，”xuyuanlinzhedabaohaodewaimai。
jinengzhuanqian，younengzhuangongde，yijuliangde！
shuoganjiugan，huidaobieshu，xuyuanjiuzaidangxiadahuodekkzhibozhucelegezhanghu，kaiqiletadediyicizhibo。
zhibojianmingzijiandanmingle，jiujiaoshensuanguan。
xuyuanyouba“bazixiangmian，yiguayiqian！”degonggaozhiding，henkuai，jiuyouhaoqidewangyoudianjinlai。
【shensuanguan？bazixiangmian？shenmewanyiganyaoyiqian？tianqiaoxiashikuaiqiandewodoubusuan】
【nimingmingkeyizhijieqiangde，pianpianhaisongyigua】
【zhubonizenmedaigekouzhao？shencaibucuoa，yaobubakouzhaozhailetiaogewu～】
zhibokuailianggexiaoshi，zhiyousishijigerenjinlai，weishubuduodejitiaoliuyandouchongmanzhiyi。
xuyuanyebuzheji，zhunbeicoumanliangxiaoshijiuxiabo，mingtianzaijixu。
sheizhigangdaoliangxiaoshidedian，yitiaoliuyankaishishuaping。
【zhubo，nizhendehuisuanmingma？neininengbunengsuansuanwonvpengyouzaina！】
【zhubo，nizhendehuisuanmingma？neininengbunengsuansuanwonvpengyouzaina！】
yilianshijitiaotongyangdedanmuyixiaxiyinzhuxuyuandezhuyi。
来生意了！
xuyuanlikedaqijingshen，henrenzhendihuidaduifang：“wohuisuanming，ruguonixiangwenshenme，keyishuagejiazhiyiqiandehuojian。danniyaobaninvpengyoudebazihejinqizhaopianjiwo，yaosuanma？”
【yazhuboshengyinhaohaoting】
【zeze，buhuizhendeyoushazixinba？】
【zheiniantouhaiyourengaofengjianmixinzheiyitao？rangwokankanzamegeshier！】
【zhubolianliandoubulu？zenme，shimeilianjianrenma】
xuyuanmeihuifuzheixiemeiyiyidedanmu，zaiciwenleneigefadanmudeguanzhongyibian，“paopaotangdesiyangyuan，nihaisuanma？”
tahuayingangluo，yigejiazhiyiqiandehuojianzaipingmushangshengkong。
【paopaotangdesiyangyuan：zhubo，wosuan！】
“hao，neiwoxianzailianxianni，zhuyijieshou。”xuyuanzhijiedui‘paopaotangdesiyangyuan’faqilianxian。
zhibojiandepingmu，dunshifenchengliangban。
yibanshixuyuandaizhekouzhaodelian，lingyibanchuxianyigehuzilacha、heiyanquannongzhong，manyanxuesidenanren。
jibianrucilata，yijiunengkanchutazhangxiangshuaiqi，shenhoudebeijingkanqilaishijianshufang。
【wahaoshuaiqidexiaogege，bizihaoting，yanwoshensui，aileaile】
【loushangde，meikanrenjiawennvpengyouxialuoma？nvrenzhenshizuile，yitiantianjiuzhidaohuachi】
【jiushishuoyoumeiyouyizhongkeneng，anshigenanren……】
【噗！】
“zhubonihao，woxiangrangnisuansuanwonvpengyoudexialuo……”zhangboyuanyikaikou，shayadesangyinjiuzhenjinglezhibojiandeqitaren。
【woquxiaogegezheishizenmele？】
【nandaonvpengyouzhenshizongle？neiyaozhaojca，nihaizhenxinzhubohuisuanming？】
kandaodanmu，zhangboyuanpibeidichelechezuijiao，“woyijingbaoguojingle，danshi，muqianjingfangmeiyourenhexiansuo，erwonvpengyou，yijingshizongyigeduoyue，nengzhaodedifangwodouzhaole……”
zhangboyuanshuozhe，manshixuesideyanjingyimanyanlei，“zhubo，wozhendemeibanfale，nishuonihuisuanmingshizhendema？ninengbangbangwoma？wohenvpengyouxiageyuejiuyaojiehunle。”
【gementaicanle，xiwangninengzaorizhaodaonvpengyou】
【zhubo，nibushiba？zheiyangdeqiandouzhuan，nimeiyouxinma？】
【xiaogegezheishizuihoudexiwangle，zhubonizuihaobushipianzi！】
【骗子**】
danmugundefeikuai，xuyuankanzhehuoanweihuotongqingdehua，zuijiaolenglengcheleche。
yexinghaotadaizhekouzhaomeiyourenkandao，fouzebuyongxiang，kendingyoushiyipianmasheng。
“nibaninvpengyoudebazihejinzhaohoutaisifajiwo。”xuyuanshengyinlengdan。
zhangboyuanyileng，diandiantou：“hao。”
henkuai，xuyuanjiuzaihoutaishoudaoleduifangfalaidezhaopian，zhaopianshangdenvrenershiduosui，xiaorongmingmei，zhangdesuiranbusuanpiaoliang，danshikanqilaihenshufu。
可惜……
“nizhende，buzhidaotazainama？”xuyuantaimou，yiziyijuwenchuzheijuhua。
zhangboyuanyanshenshanleshan，“zhubozheishishenmeyisi？woyaoshizhidaowonvpengyouzaina，zenmehaihuidaonizhibojianlaisuan。”