第5章
“gudarenshuoxiao，wokandixiaojieta，keshizaijingshenbuguole！”
cike，suizheshenpangdeshiweigaohanchengxiangdarendaojizi，guyeshuangshenchuandaduomantuoluowenyangheipaobubuzoulai，tajuemeidemianrongshangshaodaizhecongrongdexiaoyi。
jiandaolairen，taxianshidadafangfangdeyigongshou，suihouhehexiaodao。
“chengxiangdarendaowoshuangcaoyuanlai，kezhenshilinghanshepengbishenghuia！ruoshizaoxielai，xiaonvdingranhaojiuhaocaizixizhunbei！”
zheihuashuode，buxiangshichengxianglaiqutarentou，daoxiangshizhaotahejiuyiban！
jingdeguxiaojiangshiliangrenlengzaileyuandi。
jingenzheyingchuqudegulengningtingdaoguyeshuangdehua，zhijielengzaileyuandi。
nandaoneichunhuohaiyiweichengxiangdarenshilaizhaotahejiudema？！
jingranhaizheiyangyingkebandezouguoqu！
当真是蠢笨至极！
he，xiangbiguyeshuangyezhidaozijisiqijiangjin，haiburuduoheyidianer！
gulengninglianshangluchuchaofengdexiaorong。
ercishi，kanqinglairendeguxiaozhijuedeyanqianyouxiehuanghu，dafurenyeshiwaizhetoujingyidao：“zhei......zheizhendeshiguyeshuangma？”
xianqiantachengrixujiu，bushizuideqidaobawai，jiushibushengrenshi，yizhiyukandaobubushengliandeguyeshuang，douyouzhongzhenjingzhigan。
hancheshouzhongzheshanyaodong，qiaoranzaiguyeshuangshenshangsaodonghouchunjiaoxiechuyouqudexiaoyi。
chuanshuozheiweitiancainvjiangxiangmaochoulou......jinriyikan，caizhidaoyaoyanjingkeyirucilipu。
tamouzhongshanshuozhexingchen，xiaodao：“daxiaojiedangzhenreqing，zhikexi，hanmouciciqianlaibingfeishixiangyaotongxiaojieyinjiu。”
guxiaofangcaifanyingguolai：“dadan，nikezhinizaihesheishuohua，jianledangjinchengxianghaibuguixia！dangzhenfangsi！”
guyeshuanghaosicaikandaoguxiaoyujiangshiliangrenside，tayanboliuzhuan，youyouxiaodao：“fuqinjianwang，zhiyiweiwoshizheizhuzaigufuxiaomuwuzishengzimiededixiaojie，
quewangle，shixianhuangzhunxububiwogui，jiusuanshidangjinhuangdi，yebunengmianqiang，fuqinbuguoshixiaoxiaogujiazhu，niyoushiyinheyourucidanliang，jingranzheibanqiangpowogui？”
taneishuanghuliyanshechudeshixianroumeidongren，dankouzhongtuchudehuayuhaosizhongchuban，jujuqiaodazheguxiaodexin。
guxiaomianlujingezhise，wojinleshuangquan。
tabushimeiyou“guanxin”guozheigenver，zicongtashenhunsanjinhou，guxiaomeiridouyaopairenzhongxinjianchaxiatatineishenhunshifouzhongzhu，danshunianguoqu，guyeshuangwuyibushifeiwuzhiqu。
bingqie，yijingshifeiwudeguyeshuangri**zuiruni，shizaimeiyouzhongzhuhuihuangzhiri，tabianfangqile。
errujin，guyeshuangjingkouchiqingxi，zizizhuixin，zheihaishitaneigefeiwunverma？
guxiaoqibudayichulai：“guyeshuang，nizenganruciwuli，shenmejiaozuoxiaoxiaodegujiazhu？！woshinidie！”
“laoyeguoranhaishitaikuanzongtale！”furenjiangshilengheng：“laoyerenrangtarenxingpiqiduonian，hairongrentajixuzaigufuzhuzhe，daozuihoujingshilianyijudiedoubuzhidaojiao，dangzhenshimeiyoulishu！”
“e？jiangshideyisi，nandaoshizaishuowoguyeshuangyingufucaideyihuodaorujinma？”guyeshuangdeshenqingdandan，xiaoyizhizhongshiwujindefengcizhiyi。
takanxiangqinaodeguxiaozhishi，xiaoyimoming：“kanlaigujiarenyijingwangle，zheimeduonianderonghuafugui，daodishiyinsheierde！”
guxiaolianseweibian，quetingguyeshuanglengxiaozhejixudao：“ruobushidangnianwolixiahanmagonglao，yirendiwanrenzhijiang，xianhuangzenhuikandeshanghaizaiyuanzaixianchengdefuqin？ruobushiwojiuxianhuangyuweinanzhizhong，gujiazenmehuibeihuangquanxinren？！”
shaonvlengxiaozhetaiqishou，yirudangnianzhanzaiwanjunzhenqian，tamiandaixiaorongquewubushizizijifeng：“gujiazhu，nizhendeyiwei，yinidecaihuanenggouzaizheichaotangzhizhongpajibu？
jiaoniyishengjiazhushikeqi，fouze，zheishengjiazhu，yingdangwoguyeshuangdezichengcaidui！”
shuozhe，guyeshuangmanyouyoudekanxiangjiangshi，erhoutiaomeixiaodao：“nijuedeni？panfugufujinjingdebinv，jiangshi！”
“你！混账！”
guyeshuangshuodehuaguoyuzhibai，yizhiyuguxiaolianshangqingyizhenbaiyizhen，jiangshiyeshiwojinleshouzhongdeshoupa，yanshenduladaohenbudelikeshengtunhuoboleguyeshuangban。
guxiaozhandoudezhijianzhizheguyeshuang：“nijiangyiniangshuodebucuo，wodequeshitaiguojiaozongnile，yizhiyuniangchengjinridacuo！lairen！jikejiangdaxiaojietoulukanxia，songhuihuanggongxiezui，piankebunengdanwu！”
shuozheihua，hualaladeshengxiangchuanlai，linzhedaochajianjideshibinglimajiangguyeshuangweizhu，sihuzhidengzheguxiaoyishenglingxia，biankeyirangguyeshuangrentouluodi！
“慢！”
jiuzaiguxiaojijiangxiamingzhishi，chenmolexujiudehancheshouqizheshan，xiaorongqingrou：“gudaren，dixiaojieshiyouenyuxianhuangzhiren，qishenbukeshashang，ruoshibuwenchuyuanyoulai，zhitizhetoulujiaocha，kongpayaolinghuangshangxianyufeiyi！”
“guyeshuangweihunxianyun，xianjinrengdaiyouniezi，shizaishigufuchiru！zaizhe，guyeshuangyouyihuihuaitaizidianxiahunyindashi，zhangjiezhishangoutubuzhi，haiduitaizidianxiazhongzhongtiaoxin，gengshizherulehuangjiayanmian！”
jiangshihenhendewanleyanguyeshuang，lengyandao：“zheibannvzi，youhebiyaoliuzaishijian！handaren，woxianghuangshangyinggaibuhui......！”
“haishiwenmingbailezaishuo！”guxiaoqianghuleyikouqi，yinrenzhenuhuodaduanlejiangshidehua。
daobushixintengguyeshuang，zhishitazaihuangdishouxiadangcha，zuoshiziranyaozhaoguzhehuangdidechujing。
guxiaoganbiedemouguangjihuwuqingdedengzhetadedanver：“guyeshuang，wozhiwenniyici，niyinhehuidiaotaizidianxiadehunyindashi？！”
cishiguxiaoduomexiwangguyeshuangzheichunhuogengzhebozishuoyinweijidu，shishishangyebuxuyaozheimemafan，napaguyeshuangzhishidiandiantou，guxiaoyekeyizhuangzuotarenzui，rangtaxuesadangchang！
kejiuzaizheishi，guyeshuangnandemengdongbanwaitou，tazhadongzhedayanjing，shouzhongyizhikanrenaodegulengning：“shitazaiwojiuzhongxiayao，zhishiwolanxiataizidianxiade！”
顾冷凝：？！
talianseshunxidabian，andaoguyeshuangzhei**ruhechajuechulaide。
gulengningxinzhongjingkongwanfen，danhaishishangqianxianshixingleli，cairouruodekelekebiandao：“jiejie，nihuyanluanyu！dajiadoukandaolenizaizhangjieruhe，hebituidaowoshenshang！”
guyeshuangzhuanguotoudandandeqiaozhegulengning，xiaodeyiweishenzhang：“ruobushinixihuantaizi，jixuyigehuidiaotaizixingfuderen，wozenmehuichuxianzaizhangjie？”
“ermeimeibuhuiyiwei，ririyinjiu，lianjiuzhongjialezhihuanyaodouchajuebudaoba！”
gulengninghaiweixiangguo，guyeshuangjingranlianzhihuanyaodouqingchu！
beicaidaoleweiba，gulengningyishijianlianjiemeidouwangjilechenghu，zhijiehenyan：“guyeshuangnixuekoupenren！wokanshinijiyutaizidianxia，xiangyaoduodetazhongshicaizuochurucizhongzhong！”
“fuqin，chengxiangdaren，lengningjuemeiyouzuochuguorucihuangtangzhishi！”
shuozhegulengningchaozheguxiaohancheliangrenfangxiangyili，jilideyaozhetouxiangyaobaituoguanxi。
keguyeshuangdehuayupianpianrutongmengyanbanchanraozuoyou。
“ruoshizhendexiangyaoyingdezhongshi，hebishuaileyuzhuo？！”
guyeshuanglengxiao，sangyinhuanmanmeihuo：“daoshimeimei，nibuhuizhendeyiweiwohezuilejiujiuduanpianerbujishiba？”
yijuhua，haosilayuebingshuicongtoujiaodaojiao，ranggulengningyuanbenhuangkongbuandeshensebianweishenshendijinghuangkongju。
zhitingguyeshuanghuanhuanxiaodao：“nineiripailenagebinvxiayao，youshizhishilenajigeshiweijiangwotoutoutaidaolezhangjiefujin，wodoujideqingqingchuchu，yaobuyaowoyiyizhijinikan？”
hualuo，gulengningdeshensekeweishiqicaidediaosepanbaibanjingcai，ergulengningshenhoujingyoubinvkaishihunshendazhan，zhuyidaozheidiandehancheshenseweibian。
putongyisheng，gulengninghuangmangguidi：“juewucishi，qingchengxiangdarenmingcha！lengningcongweizuoguocishi！”
“hehe，”guyeshuangxiaoshengruyinlingbandongting，tapoweixianshitandao。
“youmeiyouzuoguo，souyisoumeimeiguifangbujiuxingle？meimeizheidianerjuexindoumeiyou，nandaoshihaipabeirenfaxian，fangzhongzangleshenmetaizihuaxiangma？”