第一章 天庭招聘启事

liushijituanzongcaibangongshili,liuhanyanlengmodidingzheluoyang。

chuanzhebaoanzhifudeluoyanglianseyouxiecangbai:“zongcai,weishenmea?”

“weishenme?nishuoweishenme?”liuhanyanyuqilengmo,haowuganqing:“nishuo,nizheigeyuechidaoduoshaocile?”

“zuoweiwogongsideyuangong,yidingyaozunshougongsideguizhangzhidu,buchidao,buzaotuishigongsiguizhangzhidudediyitiao,kenikankan,nizheigeyuechidaodecishuyouduoshao?”

“zheihaibusuan,nihaidalebaoanbudejingli,qingjieruciyanzhong,nihailaiwenwoweishenmeyaokaichuni。”

luoyangshuangshoujinjindizhuazheyijiao,yanzhongshanguoyimozhengzha,danzuizhongshenmeyemeiyoushuo,nazhezheigeyuedegongzizouchuleliushijituandasha。

他的眼中有着苦涩。

ruobushiyinweijialiqiong,ruobushiyinweimeimeibingzhong,tayouzenmehuiyinweiyaozaijiazuohaoyitiandefansongdaoyiyuanqujimeimeichierchidao。

ruobushibaoanbujinglimataxiongmeierrenshimeirenyaodeyezhong,tayouzenmehuidabaoanbujingli。

danshi,liuhanyangenbenbutingtadejieshi,tielexinyaobatakaichu。

“站住。”

jiuzaizheishi,menkouyidaolengmodeshengyinhezhileluoyang。

luoyangzhuanshenkanqu,bianshikandaoyidaozhongniannanzidaizheyiduibaoanchaozhetazouleguolai。

zhurenyanzhong,kanxiangluoyangdeyanshenli,jieshiyouzhelengchaorefengzhise。

erzheiweizhongniannanzi,bianshibaoanbujingli,wangqinggong。

luoyangdingzhewangqinggong,yanzhongbengfachunuyi,ruobushiyinweita,zijiyouzenmehuibeiliuzongcaikaichu。

“ganshenme?”luoyangkanzhewangqinggongchenshengwendao。

wangqinggongyanzhongyouzheshayi,tamolemozuijiao,neiliyouxiepopi,shibeiluoyangzhiqiandade。

“hehe,luoyang,nishuoganshenme,nidalewangjingli,yiweibeiliuzongcaikaichulejiukeyitaoguowangjinglidebaofuma?”yiweibaoankanxiangluoyangchaoxiaodao。

“jiushi,niyigeqiongdiaosiyegandezuiwangjingli,zhenshibuziliangli。”

“xianzaizhongyuzhidaodezuiwangjinglidexiachangleba。”

“活该你被开除。”

qitabaoankanxiangluoyangniyiyanwoyiyu,buduandichaoxiao。

luoyangshuangquanjinwo,yanzhongyouzhenongnongdenuyi。

renzouchaliang,zheixierenzhiqianyutaguanxiyehaisuanhao,yanggezhangyanggeduandijiaozhe,keshixianzai,queshiyigegeluojingxiashi,lengchaorefeng,renxingchouloudeyimian,zaizheilizhanxiandelinlijinzhi。

luoyanglenglengdipieletamenyiyan,buzailihuitamen,zhuanshenliqu。

“zhanzhu,worangnilikailema?”wangqinggongdaheyishenglanzaileluoyangshenqian。

luoyanglengshengshuodao:“nidaodixiangganshenme?”

wangqinggonglengxiaoyisheng:“congwodekuaxiazuanguoqu,benjinglijiubuzaijijiaonizhiqiandawozhichou。”

“hahahaha,dui,luoyang,xianggouyiyangcongwangjinglidekuaxiazuanguoquba。”qitabaoandaxiao。

luoyangliangyanyinchen,yanzhongyouzhezhengningzhise:“qirentaishen。”

“jiuqinile,zenmeyang,kuaidian,congwodekuaxiazuanguoqu,fouzedaduannidetui。”wangqinggonglengheng。

“zaiganshenme?”cishi,yidaoqinglengdeshengyinchuanlai,zhurenkanqu,bianshikandaoliuhanyancaizhegaogenyaoraozoulai。

wangqinggongxunsushouhaoshuangtui,kanzheliuhanyanxiaodao:“hehe,zongcai,womenzheibushikanluoyangyaozoulema,teyilaisongsongta,bijingtongshizheimejiu,haishiyouganqingde。”

liuhanyanwenyanqinshouqingdian,kanxiangluoyang:“luoyang,nikankanwangjingli,nidaleta,zuihoutahailaisongni,nishuo,niduideqiwangjinglima?”

luoyangwenyanyouzhongxiangyaodaxiaodechongdong,danshizuizhonghuazuolekuse。

“hehe,luoyang,yiluzouhao,womenyoukongduojuju。”wangqinggongzoudaoluoyangmianqianweixiaozheshuodao。

tongshitiejinluoyangdeerbian,yongzhiyoutaliangrentingdejiandeshengyinshuodao:“luoyang,nifangxin,wohuifadongwosuoyouderenmaiguanxi,rangnizaiquanshidouzhaobudaogongzuo。”

洛阳浑身一颤。

好狠的心。

“haha,luoyang,zouba,yihoujideduoduolianxi。”wangqinggongpaizheluoyangdejianbangdaxiao。

“hahahaha。”qitabaoanyeshidaxiaoerqi,quanwuzhenxin,jieshijiayi。

luoyangjinwozheshuangquan,yaozheya,zhuanshenliqu。

wohuijizhunimenzheixiekeedezuilian,zongyouyitian,wohuilianbendailidihaijinimen。

莫欺少年穷。

liuhanyankanzheluoyangliqudeshenyingyaoleyaotou,yanzhongshanguoyimoshiwang,tongshilaisongta,queshilianyijuxiexiedoumeiyou。

ruciweiren,ruhenengzaishehuishanglizu。

dunledun,yeshizouxianglemenkoudebaoshijie,quyuyigekehutanyewu,yezhengshiyinweiruci,tacaichuxianzaimenkou,pengdaolewangqinggongqilingluoyangneiyimu。

lubian,luoyangjubuweijian,zheiyike,tayouzhongtiandisuida,quewutaluojiaozhididebeishangzhigan。

“叮铃铃……”

jiuzaizheishi,luoyangdeshoujixiangleqilai。

“wei,luoxiansheng,nimeimeideyiyaofeiyongwanle,xiangyaojixuzhiliaojiulaijiaoqian,buranjiutingyaole。”yishenglengmodeshengyincongshoujilichuanlai。

luoyangwenyanyijing,jiqiedishuodao:“shenme,wobushizuotiancaijiaodeqianma?jintianzenmeyouyaojiao?”

“he,nimeidebingnaishiyixianyanmoqi,yongdeyaodoushicongguowaijinkouguolaide,zuotianjiaodeqianjintianyongwanlebushihenzhengchangma?”

“nihaizhibuzhile,zhidehuakuaidianjiaoqian,buranwomenyaotingyaole,buguoluoxiansheng,wojianyinihaishizhiba,haishiyouxiwangzhihaode。”

yixianyanmoqi,jibenshangshizhibuhaolede,shengsidanxijian,yishengzheiyangshuo,yezhishixiangcongluoyangshenshangduozhuandianheixinqianbale。

“zhi,dangranzhi,yisheng,ninengxianyongyaowohoufuqianma?”luoyangyouxiexinxudiwendao。

“he,xianyongyaohoufuqian?nidangyiyuanshicishanjigouni,luoxiansheng,youqianzhibing,meiqianganjinbanimeimeidaizou,bierangtasizaiyiyuanlibaihuailewomenyiyuandemingsheng。”

“啪……”

“wei,yisheng,dengdeng……weiwei……yisheng……”

“嘟嘟……”

洛阳紧握着手机。

“zheiheixindeyisheng。”luoyangyaoyaqiechi。

zhenshiwuloupianfenglianyeyu,chuanchiyouyudatoufeng。

luoyangyouxiejusang,tabenshiyigeleguankailangderen,jishimianduishenghuodekunkuyuzhongbingdemeimei,tadounengxinxiangyangguang,xiaoduishenghuo。

dancishi,zaiangguideyiyaofeimianqian,zaimianduishiyedexianshidajizhong,taturanbiandechenmole。

xiangshiyizhishoushangdegaoyang,duishenghuoshiqudexinxinyuxiwang。

“qingtingmeimei。”luoyangshuangquanjinwo,taxiangpaoquyiyuankankanneigebingrugaohuangdeshaonv。

keshixiayike,maidongdetuiyoushoulehuilai,tabuganqu,buganmianduineigejuewangwuzhudeshaonv。

tapashaonvwenta,luoyanggege,qiandailailema?wohaonanshou。

luoyanggege,wobuzhile,daiwohuijia。

luoyanggege,rangwosileba。

“啊……”

luoyangchaotiandahou,tayaofaxiexinzhongdeyuqi,zhijiadoushiqiajinlezhangxinderouli。

“yaobu,quqiangyinxing?”

huiguoshenlai,luoyangkanzhemaluduimiandeyinxing,yanzhongshanguoyimofengkuangyuhenla,zoujinleyinxing。

“shenme?nilaiwoyinxingyingpinbaoan?xianyufunisangeyuedegongzi?”

“niyiweinishihuangjiatezhongbingtuiyini,chuquchuqu,xiayigexiayige。”

“jingli,xingxinghao,zaijigejihui,yufuyigeyuegongziyexing……a,nibielawo,wozijinengzou。”

“轰隆……”

luoyangbeiyinxingdebaoanhonglechulai。

tazhongjiumeiyouzuofanfadeshi,ershiquyingpinbaoan,ranertadeyaoqiuquemeinengdedaomanzu,bingbatadangshaziyiyanghonglechulai。

luoyangcongdishangpaqilai,luomodizoudaomalubiandeyigehuatanshang,wuzhudizuolexialai。

tadaliangzhelailaiwangwangderenqunyuzheipianyulandetiankong,turanyouyouyizhongjushimangmang,weiwoduqiongdeweimiaoganjue。

“haishiquwangshangkankanzhaopingonggaoba。”beishanglepiankehou,luoyanghaishiyaoweiqianerxiangbanfa。

luoyangnachushoujidakaitongchengyingpinwang,shunshoufanlejiye,dandoumeiyoushihezijidegongzuo,shihezijidegongzuojiushibaoana。

洛阳很苦恼。

“咦,这是什么?”

turan,luoyangdeshoujishangdanchuyitiaozhaopinqishi,zhaopinxinxineirongruxia:

“weishenruguanche《tiantingsaoheichuedajifanzuishishifangan》wenjianjingshen,shenruguanchetiantingbushuyuyuhuangdadizhongyaozhishijingshen,baozhangtianjiejuminanjuleye、shehuiandingyouxu、tianjiezhangzhijiuan。

tiantingtejuxingyiciweiqiqianniande“youheidahei,youechue,youluanzhiluan”dedajifanzuihuodong。

yingzaofengqingqizheng、shenfohexiegongchudelianghaohuanjing,genjuyuhuangdadizhiyi,texiangsanjiezhaopinyimingchikunailao、buweiqiangquan、gangzhengbua、didezhuyouhuodezhifarenyuanlaiguanlitianjieanquanzhixu,dajitiantingzuifan,huweitiantingyifangpingan。

zhaopinzhiwu:zhifatianshen。

yaoqiu:youzerenxin,zhangdeshuai。

daiyu:yuexinyiwangongdebi,keyufu,daizhengshirenzhihou,ewaijiangliyibudapintianxianjue,meidajiyiqifanzui,huiyouewaidejianglifuli。

cigongzuoziyou、qingsong,youshishangban,meishisuiyi,buxuyaoqiandaodaka,zhiyaonengbaozhengjizhaojixianjiuke,xiwangyouzhizhishiyongyueyingpin,gongjiansanjieheping。

cicizhaopin,jiangyouyuhuangdadiqinzifuze。

cizhaopinqishizuizhongjieshiquanguitiantingyuhuangdadibangongshimishuchujiyuhuangdadisuoyou。

tiantingyuhuangdadibangongshimishuchufabu。”

zaixiamianshiyige“dianjijinruyingpinyemian”delvsetubiao。

洛阳:“???”

“……”

“he,zheishisheigaochudeezuoju,yuhuangdadi?zhifatianshen?nidouwoni?”

luoyangbeizheitiaozhaopinqishidoulele,nandaoshijiwobeicandeshenghuozengtiandianlequ?

luoyangzichaoyisheng,suihoubianshidasuandianyoushangjiaode“x”guandiaocidanchuangguanggao。

“yi?zenmemeiyouxx?”

luoyangzaidanchuangshangzhaolexujiudoumeiyoukandao“x”zheigeguanbibiaoshi,yanzhongbuyoudeluchuyimojingyizhise。

ranhouanshoujidetuichujian,keshiyetuibuchuqu,luoyangmengle,kao,zheihaishiyigeliumangguanggao?budianjinqujiubutiaozou?

laotianye,woyijinggoubeicuidele,nihaixiangyaowozenyang?

“xing,wodian,wodaoyaokankan,nizheiliumangguanggaohoumiandaodishisha。”luoyangyeshilaijingle,shenchushizhidianzaileneige“dianjijinruyingpinyemian”detubiaoshang。

“luoyang,gongxinizaiyifanerguisanyaosimowulingliuguaiqishenbafojiuxianjingxuanzhongbeiyuhuangdadiqinzixuanzhong,chengweiyimingguangrongdezhifatianshen。”

jiuzaizheishi,yidaoshengyinxiangqizailuoyangdenaohaili。

yucitongshi,yidaobaiguangshanguo,luoyangjiuxiaoshizaileyuandi。