yichuxuwupiaomiaozhijing，baiyungungun，xianqiyinyun。
luoyangyouxiemeng，wozenmelaidaozheimeyigedifangle？buhuishizhenshangtianleba。
“meicuo，cishideni，dequejiushishangtianle。”
yidaoshengyinxiangqizailuoyangshenhou，luoyangheleyitiao，xunsuzhuanguoshenlai，jiushikandaoyiweixianfengdaoguheifaheixudelaozhezhanzaitamianqian。
“nishei？”luoyangyilianjingti。
“wunaitiantingyuhuangdadi。”laozheheaikeqin。
洛阳：“？？？”
zuomeng，zheiyidingshizuomeng。
“bu，zheibushizuomeng，zheishizhende。”yudiweiweiyixiao，laoshenzizai。
luoyangyijing：“woxinlixiangshenmenidouzhidao？”
yudidiandiantou：“ziran。”
piankehou，luoyangzhongyujieshouleyanqiandeshishi，chuanshuozhongdeshenxian，jingdoushizhende。
xiayike，luoyangyanzhongjiushifuxianqijidongzhise，wopengdaoshenxianle，haishisanjiezhizhuyuhuangdadi，neime，woqiuqiuta，tayidinghuijiuqingtingmeimeide。
luoyangjidongdeshuangquanjinwo，taganjuezijicongcikenengyaoxianyuyaofanshenle。
“luoyang，xiangyaobendijiunimeimei，niweiyouchengweizhifatianshen。”yuhuangdadixiaomimidishuodao。
“zhifatianshen，jutishiganshade？”luoyangwendao。
“jiuhenimenfanjiandejingchayiyang。”yudishuodao。
洛阳表示理解了。
“bixiaweihexuanzewo？wokeshiyijiefanren。”luoyangbujie。
“zhengyinweinishifanren，suoyiwucaixuanzeni。”
“为何？”
“xianzaitiantingguanyuantaiguofubai，guanguanxianghu，yaomohuoluan，anheishili、buliangmenpaizuzhiweihuowanmin，shizhenggetianjiezhianwuyanzhangqi，tianjieputongjuminshuishenhuoreminbuliaosheng，erzhushenzhong，yijingmeiyouwuxinrenzhishen。”
“jiuliansifatianshen、xingfatianshenyangjiandengwudoubugantaiguoxinren，suoyicailingliguanzhi，zhizhangtiantiaotiangui，weihusanjieheping。”
“ernishifanren，zaitianjie，shenzhidifudoumeiyoushuren，ziranyejiubuhuicunzaiguanxihu，dingranhuibinggongzhifa，huweitianjiepingan。”
luoyangtingzheyudidehuazhenggerendoushale，tiantingzhushenyecunzaifubaiyishuo？
“bixiaweihebuzijiqinzidongshouchujuezuifan？”luoyangzaiwen。
yudishuodao：“wuyougengzhongyaodeshiqingyaozuo，choubuchushijianlaiguanlitianjiezhushi，suoyixuanzenilaihuweitianjiepingan，yesuanshiweibendidaiguantianting。”
为玉帝代管天庭？
“kewoshifanren，bixianinrangwolaiguanlitianjiezhian，neisha，renheyigeshenxianyenengyikouqimielewoba。”luoyangruoruodiwendao。
yuhuangdadiheheyixiao：“wuhuicinidashenjinbianyitiao，zhifatianshenlingpaiyikuai，jiyibudapintianxianjue。”
“youdashenjinbianzaishou，meiyourenheyigeshenfoyaomoguiguaikandetounishifanrendeshenfen，yeshanghaibulenifenhao，xiangfan，nikeyiyongdashenjinbian，duifanzuizhejinxingjiudichujue，qieyouxianzhanhouzouzhiquan，danyouyidian，cidashenjinbian，kedashenfoyaomoguiguaixian，dandabudefanren。”
“zhifatianshenlingpainenggoudaibiaonideshenfen。”
“dapintianxianjuekerangnizaifanjianxiulian，youchaoyirifeishengtianjie，chengjiuzhenzhengdeshenxian。”
luoyangjidongle，youchaoyiri，zijizhendenengchengweizhenzhengdeshenxian？
“hehe。”yuhuangdadiweiweiyixiao：“luoyang，wuwenni，nixianzaikeyuanyijiuzhitianjiezhifatianshenyizhi，daiwuguanlisanjiezhian，huweitianjiepingan？”
“yuanyi。”luoyangtuokouerchu，naodaijinshuiderencaihuijujue。
gangcaiyudikeshishuole，zhifatianshendezhizegenrenjiandejingchachabuduo，erjingchabuyegenbaoandezhizechabuduo，baoanma，zhengshishihewodegongzuole。
luoyangyouxiexingfen，gangshiqulerenjianbaoandegongzuo，yizhuanyanchengletianjiedebaoan。
zheigongzuo，zheishenfen，hennice，zheiyike，neigeleguankailangdeluoyangfangfoyouhuilaile。
xinzhongdeyinmaiyisaoerkong。
“hahahaha。”yuhuangdadifuxudaxiao：“luoyang，xianzaiqi，nibianshizhifatianshen，tiantingzhengshiyuangong，zaibianrenyuan，yeshiwotiantingdajifanzuidexingxiangdashi，wuhuizhaogaosanjie，zhifatianshen，suizanbunengruxianban，danweiliezhushenzhishang。”
suihoushouzhangyishen，jinguangyishan，yibazhangyueyimizuoyoudejinbianheyikuaiyinselingpaipingkongchuxian。
“luoyang，cidashenjinbian，keshangdatiantingzhushenwanfo，xiadabaiguiqianxie，xiwangnihaoshengyunyongshouzhongquanli，qiebukerangbendishiwang。”
“接鞭。”
luoyangyilianyansu，shenshoujieguo：“dingbufubixiahouwang。”
xinliqueshiyizhenjidong，zheikeshidashenjinbiana，jiangziyadedashenbianzhinengdashenbunengdaxian，kezijidezheidashenjinbianchulerenbunengdashenmedounengda。
bukuishidashenjinbian，duoyigezijiushibuyiyang。
zheiyike，luoyangwozheshouzhongdedashenjinbian，qishidouranyibian，ganjuezijijiuxiangshiyizunqingtianjushen，weiyagaishi，hengyawangu。
jinbianzaishou，tianxiawoyou。
zheijiushirenjiandihuangciyuqiqinchadachendeshangfangbaojian，shangkedahunjun，xiakezhanjianchen。
yuhuangdadidiandiantou，gantanzijiguoranmeiyouxuancuoren。
“jielingpai。”yudiweixiaozhenaixinshuodao。
luoyangshenshoujieguo，yanzhongxiaoyiyingying，youlezheikuaizhifatianshenlingpai，congcizhihouwoyeshiyoushenfenderenle。
daibiaozhedaiyudiguanlitiantingdezhifatianshen。
zheijianzhijiushilidichengshena。
xiayike，yudiweixiaozheturanyizhiluoyangmeixin，yidaobaiguangshunjianyongruletadeshenhunzhizhong。
yipiangongfa，bianshichuxianzailuoyangdenaohaili，dapintianxianjue，yinyangwujizaohuagong，yijixiulianfangfa，haiyouzheruhejiangdashenjinbianhezhifatianshenlingpaishourutineidefamen。
luoyangxinzhongdaxi，zanxianzaiyechengweixiuxianzhele。
xiayike，talianseranturanyidun，kanxiangyuhuangdadishuodao：“bixia，gangcaizhaopinxinxishangshuogongziyiyueyiwangongdebi，ganwenzheigongdebishi……”
yudidandanyixiao：“nikeyilijieweinimenrenjiandeqian？”
“neikeyizaifanjianyongma？”luoyangxianzaipoqiexuyaoqian。
玉帝：“不能。”
洛阳：“……”
“buguo，keyiduihuanchengnimenrenjiandeqian，erqieshiyibishideduihuanzhi。”yudihuafengyizhuan，shuodao。
洛阳：“？？？”
xiayike，tayoujidongle：“yisishi，yiwangongdebikeyizhuanhuanchengshiwandaxiabi？”
玉帝点点头。
“zhendekeyufu？”luoyangjinjindingzheyuhuangdadi。
“ji，zheishigongzika，wuyijingzailimianyufulesangeyuedegongzi，yihoumeigeyuewuhuidingqidadaonidekashang。”yudidijiluoyangyizhangjinka。
zheijinkagenrenjiandeyinxingkachabuduo，buguoshijingjinzuode，kebirenjiandesuliaoyinxingkagaodangduole。
luoyangjieguoyuhuangdadidiguolaidejinka，shuangshouyouxiezhandou，youlezheisangeyuedeyufugongdebi，jiuxiangdangyoulesanshiwandaxiabi，ruciyilai，haipameimeidebingzhibuhao？
guaibudegangcaiyudishuoxiangyaojiuqingtingmeimeidebing，weiyouchengweizhifatianshen。
yudixiaolexiao，suihouyansukaikou：“luoyang，xiwangnizhicidashenjinbian，huweitianjiepingan，wuquye。”
huayinluoxiayudideshenyinghuanhuanxiaoshizailuoyangdeyanqian，luoyangganjueyizhentianxuandizhuan，zaihuiguoshenlaishi，yishihuidaolegangcaixiaoshidedifang。
luoyangdunledun，yiranganjuegangcaineiyiqiebuzhenshi，danshikanzheshouzhongdedashenjinbianyuzhifatianshenlingpai，budeburangtaxiangxin，gangcaiyiqiedoushizhende。
xiayike，tayinianyidong，dashenjinbianyuzhifatianshenlingpaijinguangyishanyishirongjinletadetinei。
“嘀嘀。”
jiuzaizheishi，luoyangdeshoujituranchuanlaididisheng，tanachushoujiyikan。
bianshikandaoshoujishangduoleyige“pingansanjie”deapp，cishideappshangxianshizheyitiaoxinxi。
luoyangzhidao，zheiyinggaishiyuhuangdadideshoubi。
“luoyang，ruoshitianjieyoufanzuifasheng，bianhuichudongciapp，tahuijiangnichuansongdaofanzuixianchangqu，youshenmebudongde，niyekeyiwenta。”yuhuangdadideshengyinxiangqizailuoyangdenaohaili。
luoyangdiandiantou，ganghaizaifanchouzenmeshangtianzhifahuweitiantingni，yudishengyinjiulaile。
原来如此。
“嘀嘀！”
cishi，youyidaodidishengxiangqi，luoyangxunsudiankaiyikan。
“tianjiezixiaxianzizhengzaizaoyubufafenzidiaoxi，haiqingzhifatianshenxunsuganwangshifadidianzhengjiuzibaxianzi，bingjiangbufafenziantiantiaotianguiduiqishenpan，shengzhiyifa。”
zixiaxianzi？luoyangyoudianmeng，kaijudahuaxiyouma？
“ke，nengbunengshaodengyihui，woxiangxianqujiuwoqingtingmeimei。”luoyangkesouyishengshuodao。
tadeqingtingmeimeitangzaiyiyuanlidengtadeqianqumaiyaozhibingni。
“buxing，nidegongzikaweiyouzaizhixingwandiyicirenwuhou，cainengjifa，jierjianggongdebizhuanhuanchengnimenrenjiandedaxiabi。”
洛阳：“？？？”
luoyangwuyule，haiyouzheiguiding。
“ke，yudi，shinizaigenwoshuohuama？”
“bushi，woshiappzhiling，yihoutianjieyourenhefanzuizhishi，jiangyoubenlingfasongjini，bingjiangnichuansongdaoshifadidianqu，nikeyijiaowoxiaoling。”appfalaixinxi。
洛阳：“……”
小灵？手机？
小灵通？
wojiushuoma，gangcaiyudidoushuotayouqitashiyaozuo，zenmehuiyizhigenwofaburenwu，yuanlaishixiaolingtong，ebu，xiaoling。
“xingba，xiaoling，neinijiangwochuansongdaozixiaxianzimianqianquba。”luoyangshuodao。
“haode。”xiaolingshengyinluoxia，baiguangyishan，luoyangdeshentizaicixiaoshizaiyuandi。
luguoderenqunbingmeiyoukandaozheiyimu，huozheshuo，tamengenbenjiukanbujianzheiyimu。
cishi，tianjie，yichujiedaoshang，yiweishenchuanzisezhangshandejipinmeinvzhengbeisanweinanzibaoweizhe。
yirenjinyihuafu，lingwailiangrenchuanzhepurendeyifu，yikanjiushiyizhuerpu。
“hehe，xiaomeimei，jinwanjiuhaohaopeipeigegemen，gegeyidinghuirangnihenshuangkuaide。”
neiweijinyihuafudegongzigekanzhezixiaxianzi，luchuleweisuodexiaorong，suihouyigejianbuchongleguoqu，bianshibaozhulezixiaxianzideyuqu。
“lixingwen，nigandongbenxianzi，xiaoxinbenxianzishaniquanjia。”zixiaxianzizhengzha，yanzhongluchufennuzhise。
zixiaxianzizhengzha，danshicishidetahunshenfaruan，meiyidianliqi。
“haha，xianzi，dengnizuolebengongzidenvren，nijiubuhuizheiyangshuole。”
neigongzigedaxiao：“lai，xianzi，xianqinyige。”
huabi，bianshijiangzuibacouxiangzixiaxianzideyingtaoxiaozui。
jiuzaicishi，yidaobaiguangshanxian，luoyangdeshentipingkongchulai，zhenghaokandaoneigongzigezhunbeiquqinzixiaxianzi。
luoyangborandanu，daheyisheng：“zhushou，guangtianhuarizhixia，jingranganqiangzhanminnv，tiantiaohezai，tianguihecun。”