第六章表演一下
tangsusukanzhezijizhibojiandezheixiedanmu,zhendeshiyizhenwuyu。
qiaqiaocishi,zijideguimitanxiaoyuezoulejinlai。
tanxiaoyueyeshigechaojimeinv,zheisuhuashuojinzhuzhechijinmozhehei,yidianerdoumeicuo。
tanxiaoyuedechuxianrangtangsusuyanqianyiliang,fangfoshizhuazhulejiumingdaocaiyiyanglikezoushanglaizhuazhuletadegebo。
“jiejiea,nikuaidianlaibangwoduitamen,zheixierenguangxiangkanwodelaozuzong,doubuhaohaokanwodezhibole!”
“zaishuole,wocengzufudouyijingleile,doubaisuilaorenle,doubunengrangrenjiaxiuxidema?”
tanxiaoyuetingdaozhihou,yeshiyilianjingya:“nicengzufuni?”
“yinggaishishuijuequleba,woganggangdoumeiyoukandaota!”
tangsusuzuijiaoyipie,youxiebugaoxingdeshuodao。
tangsusumeixiangdaozijideguimijingranyeyimenxinsizaizijidecengzushenshang。
tanxiaoyuejintianchuandeyeshifenqingliang,huanjuhuashuojiushineizhongqingchundanya,queyourangrenchongmanyuwangdeneizhong,shencaijiushihetangsusuxiangbiyebuchengduorang。
“哦,”
tanxiaoyueweiweihanshou:“bangnidaleneimeyichangjia,tayaoshibuleijiuqiguaile。heihei。”
tanxiaoyuejiezhejiuzaitangsusushenhouzhaolegeweizhizuolexialai,kanzhetangsusujinxingzhibo,bangtadayuanchang。
“meinv,youlaiyigemeinvei!”
“zheigezhubozhenshibaozangzhuboa!”
“meinv,youshijianchigefanbei!”
“meinv,nichuandeneimeqingliang,niyidingmeiyounanpengyouba!”
“neidaoshi,wobijiaoxihuanyouneihandechengshunanxing!”tanxiaoyuewenroudixiaolexiao。
tanxiaoyuezijiyeshizhubo,ziranzhidaohuidarenjiadewentideshihoubizhongjiuqing,ranhoushuohuadeshihoudiaorenjiadeweikou。
cishiwaimianturanhonglongyisheng,leishenghenda,yindetangsusuxinliyijing。
“youyaoxiayule,xiaoyuebangwobayangtaideyifushouyixia,ranhoubachuanghuguanhao!”
jieguohuahaimeishuowan,ranhoukacayishengjingtianjulei。
tangsusuhuitouyikanchuangwai,xinliyeshiyijin。
yuxiadeneimeda,fenmingshibunengzhibole,xiayutiandehuarongyizaochengdianxianduanlu。
fengyehenda,chuanghudoubeichuikai,liangshanchuanghuzaijifengzhongzuoyouyaobaizhe。
tatanlekouqi,youxiewunaidishuodao:“zenmeyouyaoxiayua?wozuitaoyanxiayule。”
“jiarenmen,leishengtaidale,jintianzhuboyaotiqianxiabolee。”
“zhubobuyaotiqianxiaboa!”
“shia,youpaole,zheisuanzenmehuishi?”
“laoyezimeichuxianjiutiqianxiabo?”
tanxiaoyuezheibiantingdaojiuzouguolaichongzhetaweixiaoleyixia,bingqieyongshoupailepaitadejianbang:“meishi,shaozhiboyitianpashenme?”
tangsusutinglebianhenxinweididianlediantou,zhishiyanshenzhonggengduodeshiduiyuzheiguitianqidewunai。
tangfengzheigeshihouyouyoudecongfangjianzoulechulai,xiaozheshuodao:“jiranwocengsunnvbuxihuan,neijiurangtabuxialeba!”
zheiyixia,zhibojiandedanmuzhale!
“wokao,wotingdaoleshenme?”
“kongzhifengyu?laoyeziyiweizijishidaluojinxianma?”
“douzongqiangzhe,qianghengrusi!”
“laoyezichuiniubibudacaogaoma?”
douranjian,tangfengzhijiecongerloutiaolechulai,dashouyihuihedao:“yuting!”
xianzaidetangfengneikeshizhengdaohuashenqidecunzai,xiangyaokongzhizheixietianqishizaitairongyi。tayinianhuakai,hufenghuanyusadouchengbingdoushixiaowenti。
雨果然停了!
“wodetianni,waimiandeyuzhendetinglema?”
“chaoziranxianxiangdela,yidingshilongwangtalaorenjiakandaolaoyeziruciniubi,hedeganjinshoulefaqiba!hahaha!”
“sheishuolongwanghaipa,fenmingshiyuhuangdadihaipatalaorenjiahaobuhao?”
“laoyeziniubi,shashihoujiaojiaowoa?wochuyiwankuai!”
“qishiba,zheileizhenyuyeyoudayuhexiaoyudequbie,youdeshihoujiushizheiyangguangdaleibuxiayude,zheidoushiziranxianxiang。ps:woshiqixiangjude,yihounimenyudaozheizhongqingkuangjiubuyaozhaowomenbaoyuanleyo。”
tangfengyoukanxiangzijidecengsunnvtangsusu:“sunnva,woganggangyizhizaishoushiwodexingli,zhenglichulaiyixiemeiyongdezhaopian,nibangwobazheijizhangheneibianzihuangdidezhaopianshadedoushaoleba!doushisirenle,liuzheyemeishayong,erqienikanzheyinggaiyeshendehuangba!”
zhibojiandeguanzhongyitingdaozheige,neiquandoubudandingle。
“wa,laorenjiayiqianhaijianguohuangdini,lebuqia!”
“ganggangshuozijijianguoyuanshikai,zheiyoujianguohuangdi,zhenggejindailishishua!”
“taihenleba,guojiashounaodoujianguo,haijiaoguowaiguoren!”
“youzheiyangdebeijing,zhenggedaxiahainengyouhetaxiangbiderenma?”
“shilitaikongbuleba,buhuishichuiniubiba?”
“jiushichuiniubi,woyexihuanting!”
“jiuzheiyangdeniubi,sheitingsheibushufua?”
“jiushijiushi,loushangzhengjie!”
tangsusunanengzhendebaneixiezhaopianjishaodiaoa,jiushilaozuzongzijibuxiangyao,danshitinglaozuzongzheimeyishuojiujuedemanyoujiazhide。
biedebushuo,jiushuoshenmeyuantangqiaoa,bianzihuangdia,waiguoshangtuana,shenmede,zheidoushilishizhenzanga!
zheidongxibudanbunengshao,erqiehaidezhenzangqilai,tangsusuyihouhaohaodibiaoqilai,shangjiaoguojia!
tangsusuweilebimianganga,zhihaozhuanyihuati:“laozuzong,nigangcaixizaoquleba,youmeiyoushenmeyifuyaohuanxide?wobangnixiyixia。”
“buyongle,wohaishizijishanglouqukankanba!jiubudaraonile。”
tangfengzezedao,ranhouzhuanshenlikai,tangsusuyejiuzhongxinzuoxiale。
tanxiaoyuegangxiangshuohua,tangfengyijingliyongzijideshenfalitahenyuanle,jiuzheisududoukuaiganshangboertele。
“zheisudutaiqiangleba,zheigerenzhiqianlianxitiyudema?”
“nijialaozuzongzouluyongfeidema?”
“taijuele,shizaishitaijuele!”
“zheinandaojiushichuanshuozhongdelingboweibu?”
“haolihaia,zheilaotoushichuanshuozhongdedaxiaba!”
canglongsonglaileyijiafeiji。
naerjisonglaileyigehuojian
tangsusukanzhezijidezhibojiandezheixiedanmu,taganjuezijinaomenshangdoukuaizhangcaole,tashizaishigenbushangzheixierendesiweisudule。
“zheijiujiaoshentibuxingma?”
“zhenshigoushenqideni!”
“laoyezifeilaifeiqude,nijiwoshuotajianchibuxiaqule?”
“zhubogancuiranglaoyezilaizhiboba,buranwojiudianjubaole。”
tangsusushizaishiyouxieshoubulele,genghaoxiaodeshi,zheixieshuiyougangcaikandaodeneiyimu,tagenbenjiumeiyoukandao。
“shenmea?nimendaodizaishuoshenme?wotingdeneishiyitouwushui。ruguonimenshuodeshizhendehua,jiusuanwomeikandao,woguimitanxiaoyueyeyinggaikandaoleba!”