第六章 表演一下

第六章表演一下

tangsusukanzhezijizhibojiandezheixiedanmu,zhendeshiyizhenwuyu。

qiaqiaocishi,zijideguimitanxiaoyuezoulejinlai。

tanxiaoyueyeshigechaojimeinv,zheisuhuashuojinzhuzhechijinmozhehei,yidianerdoumeicuo。

tanxiaoyuedechuxianrangtangsusuyanqianyiliang,fangfoshizhuazhulejiumingdaocaiyiyanglikezoushanglaizhuazhuletadegebo。

“jiejiea,nikuaidianlaibangwoduitamen,zheixierenguangxiangkanwodelaozuzong,doubuhaohaokanwodezhibole!”

“zaishuole,wocengzufudouyijingleile,doubaisuilaorenle,doubunengrangrenjiaxiuxidema?”

tanxiaoyuetingdaozhihou,yeshiyilianjingya:“nicengzufuni?”

“yinggaishishuijuequleba,woganggangdoumeiyoukandaota!”

tangsusuzuijiaoyipie,youxiebugaoxingdeshuodao。

tangsusumeixiangdaozijideguimijingranyeyimenxinsizaizijidecengzushenshang。

tanxiaoyuejintianchuandeyeshifenqingliang,huanjuhuashuojiushineizhongqingchundanya,queyourangrenchongmanyuwangdeneizhong,shencaijiushihetangsusuxiangbiyebuchengduorang。

“哦,”

tanxiaoyueweiweihanshou:“bangnidaleneimeyichangjia,tayaoshibuleijiuqiguaile。heihei。”

tanxiaoyuejiezhejiuzaitangsusushenhouzhaolegeweizhizuolexialai,kanzhetangsusujinxingzhibo,bangtadayuanchang。

“meinv,youlaiyigemeinvei!”

“zheigezhubozhenshibaozangzhuboa!”

“meinv,youshijianchigefanbei!”

“meinv,nichuandeneimeqingliang,niyidingmeiyounanpengyouba!”

“neidaoshi,wobijiaoxihuanyouneihandechengshunanxing!”tanxiaoyuewenroudixiaolexiao。

tanxiaoyuezijiyeshizhubo,ziranzhidaohuidarenjiadewentideshihoubizhongjiuqing,ranhoushuohuadeshihoudiaorenjiadeweikou。

cishiwaimianturanhonglongyisheng,leishenghenda,yindetangsusuxinliyijing。

“youyaoxiayule,xiaoyuebangwobayangtaideyifushouyixia,ranhoubachuanghuguanhao!”

jieguohuahaimeishuowan,ranhoukacayishengjingtianjulei。

tangsusuhuitouyikanchuangwai,xinliyeshiyijin。

yuxiadeneimeda,fenmingshibunengzhibole,xiayutiandehuarongyizaochengdianxianduanlu。

fengyehenda,chuanghudoubeichuikai,liangshanchuanghuzaijifengzhongzuoyouyaobaizhe。

tatanlekouqi,youxiewunaidishuodao:“zenmeyouyaoxiayua?wozuitaoyanxiayule。”

“jiarenmen,leishengtaidale,jintianzhuboyaotiqianxiabolee。”

“zhubobuyaotiqianxiaboa!”

“shia,youpaole,zheisuanzenmehuishi?”

“laoyezimeichuxianjiutiqianxiabo?”

tanxiaoyuezheibiantingdaojiuzouguolaichongzhetaweixiaoleyixia,bingqieyongshoupailepaitadejianbang:“meishi,shaozhiboyitianpashenme?”

tangsusutinglebianhenxinweididianlediantou,zhishiyanshenzhonggengduodeshiduiyuzheiguitianqidewunai。

tangfengzheigeshihouyouyoudecongfangjianzoulechulai,xiaozheshuodao:“jiranwocengsunnvbuxihuan,neijiurangtabuxialeba!”

zheiyixia,zhibojiandedanmuzhale!

“wokao,wotingdaoleshenme?”

“kongzhifengyu?laoyeziyiweizijishidaluojinxianma?”

“douzongqiangzhe,qianghengrusi!”

“laoyezichuiniubibudacaogaoma?”

douranjian,tangfengzhijiecongerloutiaolechulai,dashouyihuihedao:“yuting!”

xianzaidetangfengneikeshizhengdaohuashenqidecunzai,xiangyaokongzhizheixietianqishizaitairongyi。tayinianhuakai,hufenghuanyusadouchengbingdoushixiaowenti。

雨果然停了!

“wodetianni,waimiandeyuzhendetinglema?”

“chaoziranxianxiangdela,yidingshilongwangtalaorenjiakandaolaoyeziruciniubi,hedeganjinshoulefaqiba!hahaha!”

“sheishuolongwanghaipa,fenmingshiyuhuangdadihaipatalaorenjiahaobuhao?”

“laoyeziniubi,shashihoujiaojiaowoa?wochuyiwankuai!”

“qishiba,zheileizhenyuyeyoudayuhexiaoyudequbie,youdeshihoujiushizheiyangguangdaleibuxiayude,zheidoushiziranxianxiang。ps:woshiqixiangjude,yihounimenyudaozheizhongqingkuangjiubuyaozhaowomenbaoyuanleyo。”

tangfengyoukanxiangzijidecengsunnvtangsusu:“sunnva,woganggangyizhizaishoushiwodexingli,zhenglichulaiyixiemeiyongdezhaopian,nibangwobazheijizhangheneibianzihuangdidezhaopianshadedoushaoleba!doushisirenle,liuzheyemeishayong,erqienikanzheyinggaiyeshendehuangba!”

zhibojiandeguanzhongyitingdaozheige,neiquandoubudandingle。

“wa,laorenjiayiqianhaijianguohuangdini,lebuqia!”

“ganggangshuozijijianguoyuanshikai,zheiyoujianguohuangdi,zhenggejindailishishua!”

“taihenleba,guojiashounaodoujianguo,haijiaoguowaiguoren!”

“youzheiyangdebeijing,zhenggedaxiahainengyouhetaxiangbiderenma?”

“shilitaikongbuleba,buhuishichuiniubiba?”

“jiushichuiniubi,woyexihuanting!”

“jiuzheiyangdeniubi,sheitingsheibushufua?”

“jiushijiushi,loushangzhengjie!”

tangsusunanengzhendebaneixiezhaopianjishaodiaoa,jiushilaozuzongzijibuxiangyao,danshitinglaozuzongzheimeyishuojiujuedemanyoujiazhide。

biedebushuo,jiushuoshenmeyuantangqiaoa,bianzihuangdia,waiguoshangtuana,shenmede,zheidoushilishizhenzanga!

zheidongxibudanbunengshao,erqiehaidezhenzangqilai,tangsusuyihouhaohaodibiaoqilai,shangjiaoguojia!

tangsusuweilebimianganga,zhihaozhuanyihuati:“laozuzong,nigangcaixizaoquleba,youmeiyoushenmeyifuyaohuanxide?wobangnixiyixia。”

“buyongle,wohaishizijishanglouqukankanba!jiubudaraonile。”

tangfengzezedao,ranhouzhuanshenlikai,tangsusuyejiuzhongxinzuoxiale。

tanxiaoyuegangxiangshuohua,tangfengyijingliyongzijideshenfalitahenyuanle,jiuzheisududoukuaiganshangboertele。

“zheisudutaiqiangleba,zheigerenzhiqianlianxitiyudema?”

“nijialaozuzongzouluyongfeidema?”

“taijuele,shizaishitaijuele!”

“zheinandaojiushichuanshuozhongdelingboweibu?”

“haolihaia,zheilaotoushichuanshuozhongdedaxiaba!”

canglongsonglaileyijiafeiji。

naerjisonglaileyigehuojian

tangsusukanzhezijidezhibojiandezheixiedanmu,taganjuezijinaomenshangdoukuaizhangcaole,tashizaishigenbushangzheixierendesiweisudule。

“zheijiujiaoshentibuxingma?”

“zhenshigoushenqideni!”

“laoyezifeilaifeiqude,nijiwoshuotajianchibuxiaqule?”

“zhubogancuiranglaoyezilaizhiboba,buranwojiudianjubaole。”

tangsusushizaishiyouxieshoubulele,genghaoxiaodeshi,zheixieshuiyougangcaikandaodeneiyimu,tagenbenjiumeiyoukandao。

“shenmea?nimendaodizaishuoshenme?wotingdeneishiyitouwushui。ruguonimenshuodeshizhendehua,jiusuanwomeikandao,woguimitanxiaoyueyeyinggaikandaoleba!”