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fangxiadianhua,tanxiaoyuehuitoujiuyaozouchugongsi,quezaigongsimenkouzaicipengshangleqinyu。
zheiyici,qinyuzhijiezoushangqianlanzhuleta。
“tanxiaoyue,nidengyixia!”
tanxiaoyuetingdaozhihouxiangshifangzeiyiyangkanleqinyuyiyan,shifenmeihaoqidiwendao:“nixiangyaozuoshenme?”
jieguoqinyushuangshouyitan:“meishenme,zhishixiangzhaonitantan。”
“tanshenme,womenzhijianmeishenmehaotande。”
“zenmejiumeishenmehaotande?wojuedenibuyinggaizhizhengzheidianqian,niweiwomengongsifajuelezheimeyigeyixianzhubo,niyinggaizhenggengduodeqian。woshishuoniyinggaihuangegongzuogangwei。”
“huangegongzuogangwei?”tanxiaoyuelengbudingdichouleqinyuyiyan,fangbeidao:“meixingqu,wojuedezheigegongzuojiutinghaode。”
“aiya,nigenbenbudongwodeyisi。qishiwomenzhenggegongsiyouhenduodeyewu,erzhibozheitiaolushizuibuzhengqiandeyitiao。niyezhidao,kaozhebierendashang,zheigenbenjiubuwending!”
“buyuanyi,woshuobuyuanyijiushibuyuanyi!”
“woshizaishibuxianghenichaojia,danshiniyezhidaowodebeijing,zheigezhiboxingyezaiwodeshiyezhongzhishizuiburuliudeyigexiaoxingye。niyinggaibazijidemubiaodingdegengyuanyixie,erbushizhengtianchenjinzaizheiburuliudepangmenzuodaozhizhong!”
qinyujiqirenzhendekanzhetanxiaoyue,yibenzhengjingdeshuodao。
“zibendouzhuli,zibenjiagengshiruci,nizenmejiuzhidaowozuobuhaozheigexingye?erqietangsusuyijingweiwozuolezuozheng,wopingshenmejiubunengkaozhezheigezaishangyejiegaogefengshengshuiqi?”
“你!”
tanxiaoyuedetaiduneishishifenqiangying,zheixiaziqinyujiumeishenmehaoshuodele。
tazhishitanlekouqi:“suanle,nideshiqingyihouzaishuo。”
suiji,tajiuzuoshanglezijidezuojia。
qishitanxiaoyuezijiyezhidaobushishuozhibojiubuzhengqianle,keshimingmingyidanzijizhendelikaizheigexingye,taquekeyizhenggengduodeqian。
jiuliantazijidoubuzhidao,tadaodinengjianchiduojiu。muqiandeqingkuangzhinengshitakanyibuzouyibu。
tanxiaoyuehaishixianxingyibulaidaoletangsusudejiali,zhishitadelianshangxiemanlemenmenbule。
tangsusuzouguoqu,henguanxindiwentazenmele,tanxiaoyuezhishitanlekouqiranhouyaoleyaotou。
“qishilaobanxiwangwozhuanxing,wodangranzhidaowomenlaobandeshiliyijitadeneixiechanye,woyezhidaozhiyaowodayingleta,wojiunenghuodejudadeliyi。”
tanxiaoyueshuozhejiushenshenditanlekouqi,haoxiangyouxieshenbuyoujiside。
“suanle,woyebuzaihupingtaideqitanvzhuboyongshenmefangshizhengzouwomendeliuliang,wozhishizaihuni,wobuxiangkanzhenibeizheigexingyetaotaieryi。”
“哈哈!”
tangsusudaoshihendafangdixiaolexiao:“woxianzaiyoulaozuzongni,takeshiyigehuobao,wokaozheta,woyeebusi!”
tadetanranmianduirangtanxiaoyueyouxiecuoshoubuji,zhihaoganjingenzhexiaolexiao:“shia,neixieguanzhongquandoushichongzhelaozuzongshualiwu,wojiurenxingzheimeyiciba!”
“keshilaobanneibian,nizhunbeizenmehuita?”
“yijingjujuele,wohaoburongyikandaozijideguimideshiyetashangzhenggui,wozenmekenengjiucifangqi?woshineizhongbaiyanlangma?”
“我觉得吧···”
shuodaozheili,tangsusuguyitingleyixia,ranhouyiweishenzhangdikanzhetanxiaoyue。
yishuangyanjingjinjindidingzhetanxiaoyuedeyanjing,tanxiaoyuehaoxiangxiangdaoleshenme,likelianseyihongbailetangsusuyiyan。
“咳咳,”
tanxiaoyuegankeleyishenghuanjielexiexuganga,jiezhejiulikezhuanyihuati:“wozhishijuedelaozuzongjiushiyigebaozanga,yigeshitadegerenshilishizaishijingren,lingwaiyigejiushitanianjida,yueliduo,zoujishuliuyeyidingzoudetongde。”
“shuoshizaide,wohaiyiweinihuishuobiedeni!”
tangsusuxianglexiang,shuodao。
tanxiaoyuebuzhikefoudigenzhexiaolexiao,yejiubuzaishuohuale。
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qinyucishizhengzuozaizijidezuojiashangmiankuaisuganlai,shenbianyougenianqingrenzhengyilianbujiedikanzheta。
tajiaoqinshou,shiqinyudeerzi,yetongshishitanxiaoyuedegege。
“ba,neigesishengnvzhidenizheiyangzuoma?zhendeshi,wokantajiushijilianbuyaolian!”
qinshoushifenbumandishuodao,douyijingkaishibaocukoule。
“胡说什么?!”
qinyuyitingdaozheigejiuzhijiezhalemaole:“wopingshengzuizaiyidejiushigurouqinqing,nixiaozizuihaojiwozhuyidian,fouzejiuyounidehaoguozichi!”
qinshounatingdelezheige,dangshidoumengle,mantoudedahan。
zhijiantaqienuodidianlediantou:“haoba,zanmenqujiushile。”
zheitianxiawu,tangsusuhaishiyirujiwangdikaizhibole。
jieguotazheibianyidakaizijidezhibojian,zhenggerenshunjianjiubuhaole。
“shawanyier?liangbaiwanrenqi,jintiandetaiyangshicongxibianchulailema?”
duiyuzheigerenshu,tangsusunalinengjieshoudele?genghekuang,zheihaishiheipingdeqingkuang!
yigedazhuboneideduoniubicainengshuoheipingdeshihoujiuyouzheimeduorenqi?
bansuizhezhibodejincheng,zheigerenshuzhinenggengduo,zheijiuyijingzuyiranghenduoyixianzhuboweizhiyanchanle。
“kaishexiangtoua,zhubo,womenjiushikanlaotoude!”
“kaishexiangtou,buranwomendianjubaole!”
tangsusukanleyiyandanmu,caifaxianzijishexiangtoumeikai。
zheibianganggangdakaishexiangtou,renshuzaiyicidibiaosheng,zheiyicizhijiechongdaolesanbaiwan。
zheigaodetangsusudexueyayixiazibiaoshengleshangqu,zheinalishizhibozhengqiana,zheishizhibowanming!
yourenzhijieshuaqilelaba:“tangxiaotangzhibojianzhengshikaiye,xiangkanlaotoudesujin!”
“zhubo,laotouni?woyitiankanbudaolaotouwobushufu!”
“jiushi,yizhengtianquankanlaotoudeshipinle!”
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“laoyezizaima?buzaidehua,woguohuierzaiwen!”
tangsusu:“tayinggaizailoushangyangshengba!”
jieguo,tangfengdeshenying···
“shitashitajiushita,womendeyingxiongxiaolaotou!”
“talaile,talaile,tamaizheqingkuaidebufachaowomenzoulaile!”
“xianzaigeweiguanzhong,quantiqili!”
tangsusukandaozheixie,likehuiguotouqu,zhenghaokandaozijidecengzuzhengxiekaozheloutidelanganneili,xiangshiyidaidaxiayiyangqishihaomai。
“cengsunnv,niguangdingzhe**ma?”tangfengshanxiaoleyixia:“woyoubuhuichaijia!”
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