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“嘶~呼！”
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“……”sijiwuyu，nidouchoushanglehaiwenwo。
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司机：“……”
【shoudaolaiziliumingdeqingxuzhi+166……】
lingfeng：“shifu，nishiganshenmegongzuode？”
sijibaozaopaoxiao：“……wotamakaichuzuchede！！！”
【shoudaolaiziliumingdeqingxuzhi+100……】
lingfengchouwanleyigenyanzhihou，kandaosijiyoudianbuyuanyidalizijile，yinianyidong，diankaizijidexitongmianban。
【qingxuzhi2594dian】
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【gongxihuodeyiguo：liliangguoshi（fuyonghoukezengjia1000kgdeliliangzhi）】
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司机：“……”
【shoudaolaiziliumingdeqingxuzhi+199……】
“xiaoxiongdi，ni，nishoushangdezheidongxigenanachulaide？”sijikanzhelingfengshoushangxiaoguozi，ganjueyouxiefanwei。
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【shoudaolaiziliumingdeqingxuzhi+399……】
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司机：“……呕”
【shoudaolaiziliumingdeqingxuzhi+299……】
……
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【谢谢惠顾】
……
凌风：“……”
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【谢谢惠顾】
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siji：“……”（nimabenlaijiushi100kuai，nizhuangshenme！）
【shoudaolaiziliumingdeqingxuzhi+199……】
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“fangqijianshi，dingshichakanjike”
“shi！”heiyingsuijihuanhuanxiaoshi……
……