neiweiwanzheshoujidazhesandepiaoliangxiaojiejie,xianranhaibuzhidaozijiyijingbeirendingshang。
congtashibushixiaoyixiaodebiaoqinglaikan,tacishidexinqingyinggaixiangdangbucuo,danshixiayike……
“biedong!guaiguaidegenwomenzou!buranwomenshoushangdedaozikebuzhangyanjing!”
没错!
zhenggujiemudelianggeyanyuan,cishiyijingyizuoyiyouchi‘dao’laidaolezheigexiaojiejiedeshenpang。
tamenjiangxiaojiejiejiazaizhongjian,shenzhiyebuzhidaochuyuhezhongyuanyin,zheiliangrenjingranhaiyilianweisuodeshenshouzaixiaojiejieshenshangmolemo。
jiemudedaobodangranbuhuichenmo,shengyinyiti,dao:
“guanzhongmenzhuyile,zanmendeyanyuanyijing‘xiechi’dezheigelurenxiaojiejie,buzhidaotahuizenmeyingduini!
lurenxiaojiejiexianranbeiheshale,keyishuoshihuarongshisea,tazhendetairuanruole。
jinjinbeiheleyiju,jingranlianfankangdoumeiyousihaofankang,zhijiegenzhewomendeyanyuanzoujinlexiaoxiang。”
neigelurenxiaojiejiegujizhenbeihedebuqing。
yizhidengdaozoujinlexiaoxiangzi,tacaishengyinzhandoudeqiurao:
“qiuqiunimenbuyaoshanghaiwo,wodeqiandoujinimen,shoushiyejinimen。
qiuqiunimenle,qingbuyaoshanghaiwo,wonanpengyouhaizaidianyingyuandengzhewo,qiuqiunimenle……”
xinshenyibengkui,lurenxiaojiejiezhijiehedekuchushenglai。
liangwei‘chidao’deyanyuandunshiyilianmanzu。
tamenyouxiaorongxieededuizhexiaojiejiehehuleyizhen,zhidaozheigexiaojiejieyanleibitiliuleyilian,liangrencaijiekaizhenxiang。
tongyishijian,guankanzhibodeguanzhongmenfenfenfasongdanmu:
“hahahaha,taiyouyisile,zheigexiaojiejiegujiyishengdouhuicunzaiyinyingle!”
“gujitagangcaihaiyiweizijibeijiesele,dansheizhidaojinjinzhishiyidangzhenggujiemu。”
“madan,zheilianggeyanyuanzhenshishuangle,zaineixiaojiejieshenshangkailebushaoyou,huanchengshiwojiuhaole!”
“neiniyedezhangdegenzheiliangrenyiyangxiongcaiyoujihui,renjiapingshilikaiyoudehaobuhao?”
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jiemuzudedaobojixuyindaojiemudezouxiang,dao:
“womenhuiyouzhuanmendegongzuorenyuanshangquhexiaojiejiejiaoshe,songjitayifenxiaoliwu,haiyoutiexindeanfu。
qishitayebuchikui,yinweitanengjiewomenjiemuzouhong,shuobudingjiecijihuihainengzaizhibopingtaizhuanyibi。
haole,womenyaoxunzhaoxiayigezhengguduixiangle,guanzhongpengyoumen,jintianwomenyigongyaozhenggusigeduixiange。”
zailiangweixiongeyanyuandexunzhaozhong。
henkuai,yigeshuaiqidexiaogege,chuxianzaijingtoudangzhong,jiemuzudaoboshishidianpingdao:
“pengyoumen,gangcaineiweixiaojiejiemeiyouganfankang,neimejiexialaizheigexiaogegeni?
tazaimianduiwomenzheiliangweichidaodexiongeyanyuandeshihou,ganbugannachuyongqifankangni?
rangwomenshimuyidai,buguozaixiaogegezoujinzhiqian,dajiaxiankanyiduanguanggaoshuhuanyixiaqingxu!”
“zenmeyang?zhiqianneigenvrenanfuhaolemeiyou?yidingyaoquebaoduifangbuhuizhuijiuzeren,rangtaqianxianeiyifenxieyi……”
jiemuzuzongzhihuidating,baoxiaozhenggudezongcehuazhangxian,zhengdianhuaxunwenzhejiemuzudegongzuorenyuan。
zaitingdaoneibiandegongzuorenyuanqueqiededafuzhihou,zhangxiancaimanyidedianlediantou,guaduanledianhua。
yinweizaibaoxiaozhenggudewangqijiemuzhong,haizhenyoubeizhenggudelurenshihouyaoqisujiemuzudeshijianfasheng。
suoyiyoulezheizhongjingyan,tamenzaizhenggulelurenzhihou,huichenzhelurenhaimeiyouwanquanhuiguoshenlai,jiudiyishijiangenduifangqianshuxieyi。
baozhengbuhuiyourenhedemafan。
“laoda,zanmendebaoxianyudingqingkuangyefeichangzhihao,henduoguanzhongzaikanlewomendejiemuzhihou,douxuanzelewomendebaoxian!”