baokuanxiaoshuowoyigeyanyuan,huidiangongfuhenheliba?zhujiaoshixuluheshan,shiyibudoushishenghuodexiaoshuo,zuozhebuershenwenbihenyouhuamiangan,juqingfazhandiedangqifu,zhideyikan。gushijianjie:qishitayebuchikui,yinweitanengjiewomenjiemuzouhong,shuobudingjiecijihuihainengzaizhibopingtaizhuanyibi。haole,womenyaoxunzhaoxiayigezhenggudui……
“laoyourenshuowojiranzhangdezheimeshuai,weishenmebuqupaidianyingdangmingxing!qishibumannimenshuo,wobenshenjiushigeyanyuan!
qianduanshijianxuanfahuorebingqiemashangjiukuaishangyingde‘yewen2’dajiadouzhidaoba,wojiuyouzaizheibuyingpiandangzhongchuyanjiaose……”
hongcheng,yewandejiedaoshang,dengguangcuican,renaofeifan。
shouchizhejianyizhiboshebeidexulu,yibianzou,yibianzhenggenzhibojiandeliaoliaojishigeguanzhongxianliaozhe。
suirankanzhibodeguanzhongbuduo,dankanzaitashuaiqidemianzishang,oueryenengshoudaoyixieliwudashang,zheinenggourangtadeshenghuoguodeshaoweizirunyixie。
zhengruxuluzijisuoshuo,tasuiranshigeyanyuan,danzaiquanneideweizhihaichuyushibaxianzhixia,kaoyanxigenbenzhuanbudaoshenmeqian。
zhishizhibojiandeguanzhongmen,queliantayanyuandeshenfendoubuxiangxin,fenfenyilunzhe:
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【hehe,zhinengshuonixiangdangduole,shouxian,ninengjieshoufupokuaileqiuma?】
【shenmefupokuaileqiu,fupomennandaodouxihuanyundongwanqiule?zheiwokedehaohaolejieyixia!】
【pu!qingjinshenshiyongsousuogongneng,burannikenenghuishoudaojinghede。】
……
yankanzhezhibojiandeguanzhongkaishiwailoudao‘fupo’zheigehuati,xuluxinliyouxiewuyu。
zhenghaoqianfangbuyuanchuchuanlaixuannaozhisheng,talianmangduizhejingtoukaikoudao:
“gewei,xiandazhufupodehuati,zanmenjixuguanshangzheihongchengdeyejing,qianmianyourenaokan,yiqiquqiaoqiao!”
huayishuowan,yixuludedazhangtui,meiyongduojiujiulaidaolerenqunzhiwai。
tafaxianzheilizhisuoyiweilebushaoren,yuanlaijingranshiyigejietoutiaozhanyouxi。
yigeshenxingyouxiekuiwudeheiliantanzhu,yebuzhidaocongnalinonglegedangangshuzaineili,pangbianyongpaizixiezhe:
dangangtiaozhan100miao,chenggongnazou1000kuai!
cishizhengyouyigenandediaozaidangangshangtiaozhan,pangbiandejishiqishanshuozhejinxingdaojishi。
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diaozaidangangshangdeneigenande,tingdaozheihuashunjianjiujingshenleqilai。
yucitongshi,zhouweideguanzhongkaishidaoshu:10、9、8、7……6、aiya,jiuchajimiaozhongle,nizenmejiudiaoxialaile?
yuanlaizuihou10miaohaimeidaoshuwan,gangcaihaimanyoujingshendeneinande,turanjiusongshoudiaolexialai。
tingdaozhouweirenwanxideshengyin,tayeshiyilianmengbidekanzheshuangshou,mingxianhaimeiyouhuiguoshenlai。
“xiaohuozi,taikexile,niyaoshizaijianchijimiaozhongjiuhaole,kexia!”
heiliantanzhupailepaizheinanzidejianbang,tongyangyilianwanxideshuozhe。
rangrenganjuetadoulideqianhentangrenyiyang,xiangzaoyidiannajibieren。
gangcongdangangshangdiaoxialaidenanziyezhongyuhuiguoshenlai,zhongzhongdepaileyixiadatui,dao:
“**,womingmingjiukuaijianchiguoqule,sheizhidaoshouyihuajiudiaole,ai……”
buguoxianzaidajiadezhuyiliyijingmeizaifangdaotadeshenshang,yinweilingwaiyouyourenshangqutiaozhanle。
heiliantanzhuzaicizhongqilejishiqi,suizhehongguangbuduandeshanshuo,diergetiaozhanzheyediaoleshangqu。
diergetiaozhanzhedeshoubeikanshangquhenyoujirou,zheirangzhouweiderendoujuedetahenyouxiwang,dajiadeshixianyezaizheiweitiaozhanzhehejishiqizhijianbuduanzhuanhuan。
【buzhidaozheigetiaozhanzhenengbunengjianchi100miao,wojuedeyinggaibunanba?】
【gangcaineigejiahuodoujianchile90jimiao,zheigediao100miaowanquanmeiyali,zhishizhenzheimejiandandehua,zheigetanzhuqishishiyaokuicanle?】
【nongbuhaozheigeheiliantanzhujialiqianduo,teyichulaisazhewanni!】
【zhenjiurenshaqianduo?hehe,niyaozheimexiang,neinicaishineigeshazi……】
zhibojiandeguanzhongdezhuyili,cishiyefangdaolezheigetiaozhanyouxishang。
yucitongshi,diergetiaozhanzheyehenkuaijiuduguoleqianmiandeyifenzhongshijian。
suirankantadeyangzibiyikaishiyaochiliyixie,danjianchiguohoumian40miao,xiangbiwentibuda。
guobuqiran,shijianhenkuaiyoulaidaolezuihou10miaodaojishi,weiguanderenyouyicibangmanghanleqilai:
10、9、8……4、3、2……**!
jihuchulesuoyourendeyiliao,zheidiergetiaozhanzhejingranzaizuihouliangmiaozhongneidiaoxialaile,julichenggongzhiyouyibuzhiyao!
zheirangweiguandequnzhongyouyiciwanxiqilai,erqiebigangcaihaiyaojulie:
“wodetianla,jiuchayimiaozhonga,1000kuaidejiangjinjiuzheimefeizoule,taikexile!”
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chajingyidiande,zaidangangshangdiaoleliuqishimiaojiumeiliqidiaolexialai,lihaiyidiandejiugenzuikaishideneilianggetiaozhanzheyiyang,zuizhongyechengbuguozuihou10miaodaojishi。
zheimeyilai,renqundeqifenjiujianjianlengxialaile。
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kandaoyourenchulai,heiliantanzhuyijiureqing,bingqielianliandiantou,yilianzantongdedao:
“jiushia,qianmian90miaodoujianchiguoqule,houmian10miaozaileiyeyaojianchizhua。
ai,wozhei1000kuaidedajiangjiudengzhediyigechenggongderen,buzhidaosheinengnazou。”
shuohuajian,zheigenanziyekaishiletiaozhan,tanzhuzaicizhongqilejishiqi。
zhibuguoyinweiqianmianshibaiderentaiduo,weiguanqunzhongmenzheicimeiyouneimejidongle。
yizhidengdaoshijianzaicilaidaozuihou10miaodaojishi,dajiacaishaoweidaqileyidianjingshen。
10、9、8、7、6……3、2、1……
“gongxini,nishidiyigechenggongdetiaozhanzhe!”
zairenqunhaiyouxiemengbideshihou,heiliantanzhudiyigechongdaotiaozhanzhedepangbian,jidongdedashengxuanbudao。
meicuo!zheigetiaozhanzhejingranchenggongzaidangangshangdiaole100miao,tanzhuyijingtaochule1000kuaidexianjin。
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