tangtangyidainvdi,napadangliumindeshihou,yemeibeilaoshuhuohaiguo。
jinergedaoshituolejiangfandefu,yulaoshuqinmijiechu。
“sijiangfan,choujiangfan,nihaizaineierxiao,kuai,kuaibangwozhuolaoshua!”
jiyishuangdingzaiyuandi,bugandongdan,huarongshise,leihuadouluolexialai。
“呵!”
jiangfanlengxiaodao,“nibushihennengnaima?yizhilaoshujiubanihechengzheiyang?”
“你……”
jiyishuangwuyanyidui,zhanghonglelian,henhendikanzheta。
“haole,guanren。”xiaqingchixiaodao,“niganjinbangbangxiaosiba,biezhenderanglaoshuyaoyikou。”
“zhenshirencaihuaduoyoumafan。”
jiangfanyilianxianqidizouguoqushenshoujinqu,“bieluandong,zheiwanyiertianxingrongyishoujing,yaoshitaluanzuan,neijiuhuaishile。”
“hao,hao,wobudongle。”
jiyishuangxianzaishizhendepale,zhiganlengzaiyuandi。
kexinli,queanmajiangfanshualiumang。
“guanren,xiaoxintayaonideshou。”xiaqingdianqilejiaojianzhangwang,youxinchongchong。
“fangxin,nijiaguanrenmeineimesha。”
jiangfanmaozheshenzi,yizhishouzaiqunzilimosuo,lingyizhishouenzhulejiyishuangdeyaobu。
danruandechugan,lingrentaozui!
zeze……zheishiwodeniangzia!
真像是做梦!
“niganma?”jiyishuangchajuedaoleyiyang,qiaolian“shua”yixiajiuhongle,eqianqinchuleximidexianghan。
“wogaosuni,buyaoluanmoa!”
xiusirenle!tatangtangnvdi,ruoshihuanlelianggeyueqian,nagenanrenganduitadongshoudongjiao,zaojiubeidaxiebakuaile。
“buenzhe,tazaiwangshangpao,nifuzea?”
jiangfanbailetayiyan,shoushangquemeixianzhe,yaoshineixiaodongxiyeshizhenjianhua,buduandizaiqunzilicuanlaicuanqu,gaodetadouyongshouzhangliangleyibianjiyishuangdetunqiao。
这谁能顶得住啊?
jiyishuangyecongweiyouguozheizhongtiyan,qiangrenzhixia,qixiyoudiancuzhong。
“wei,ni,nihaolemei?youwanmeiwan?”
“好了!”
jiangfanmengdizhuaizhuletadeweiba,yixiazichechulai,henhendishuaizaidishang,yijiaocaileshangqu。
“heng!gaisidelaoshu!”
jiyishuangqijibaihuai,dengzhejiangfan,nazhechanzijiuxiangyaoleshuming!
danjiangfanjuede,tazheiyichanzigengxiangdazaitadenaodaishang。
“慢着!”
jiangfanganjinjiangneixiaodongwulinleqilai,lianxidao,“zheikeshibaobei,niyichanzilunxiaqudoupaichengroubingle,haizenmechini?”
“什么?!”
jiyishuangkanzheneilaoshumoyangdedongxi,renbuzhuyizhenganou,“niyaochilaoshu?niebuexina?”
“老鼠还能吃吗?”
xiaqinghezhoufenyeshizhoulezhoumei,zheiwanyier,youzangyouexin,zenmechi?
“nimendongshenme?zheiwanyierkebushilaoshu,tashizhushu,rouzhixianmei,huiweiwuqiong,zaiwomenneiermaidekeguile。”
“你们那儿?”
jiyishuangyihuodao,“nibujiushidahuaicunrenma?zheilideren,kebuchilaoshu。”
“keke,buyaozaiyizheixiexijiema,zongzhi,nimenxiangxinwo,zheiwanyierzeihaochi!”
“真的假的?”
xiaqingjigeyuedoumeijianguohunxingle,yixiangdaoyourouchi,renbuzhuyankoushui。
“guanrenbuhuipiannimende,ganjinzaiwadianzhusun,tiankuaiheile。”
“是呢。”
xiaqinghezhoufenyoukaishimailiwasun,jiyishuangwunai,zhihaojiaru,fanzheng,tabuji。
daihuierzheiwanyierweidaozenmeyang,yichangbianzhi。
至于姜凡……
zheixiaozishigenzhushugangshangle,yihuierdegongfu,youzhualewuliuzhi,chuanleyiganzi。
“呕!”
jiangyishuangyuekanyueexin,“sheiaichisheichi,wobuchi!”
dengtiansechedianxia,jiangfanzhongyudaizhesangelaopohuijiale,buguo,yijinmenjiutingjianyourenzaiku。
“meishile,xiaowu,huairenyijingzoule,guanrenmashangjiuhuilaile。”
“该死的!”
jiangfantiaozhezhushu,ganmangchongjinlejiamen,laosanhexiaowuhehuaile,ganmangpujinletahuaili。
“wuwuwu……guanren,ganggangheidengxiahuode,yougerenfanqiangjinlai,youbeizhadetaozoule,womenhaopa。”
“别怕,别怕。”
jiangfanjiangzhushujilexiaqing,zuoyongyoubaoanweizhetamen,“fangxin,guanrenzaini。”
“dengmingtianle,woyidingjinimentaohuigongdao!”
“haole,doubukule,guanrenjinimenzuohaochide。”
jiyishuangpaodaoxianjingpangyikan,jianqileyikuaipobu,“wei!guolaikan,zheiyinggaishineigexieyandeyifu。”
“嗯,没错。”
jiangfanjiangpobushouqilai,ehenhendidao,“mingtianzaiquzhaotasuanzhang!”
“xiaqing,nidaizhemeimeimen,ganjinbazhusunxuepizhulechi,woqujidajianongrouchi。”
laosanhexiaowubuzhidaoqingkuang,yitingdaoyourouchi,chandezhiyankoushui。
kejiyishuangshigehenhuipoliangshuideren。
“xialeshenme?laoshurou,nimenchima?”
“啊?!”
laosanhexiaowukanzheneichuanchenggandezhushu,renbuzhuganou。
“aiya,xiaosi,nijiubiehehutamenle,guanrenjiranshuotashizhushu,henhaochi,neikendingbuhuipianwomen,doubielengzhele,kuailaibangmang。”
xiaqingyijingyuelaiyueyoudajiefengfanle。
“nizheimexiangzheta,yihou,tahuiyuelaiyuefangsi!”
jiyishuangqibuguo,chuyanjidui。
qiliaoxiaqingzhishiweiweiyixiao,“jiajisuijijiagousuigou,womenzaikunanzhongbeiguanrenshouliu,youlerongshenzhidi,taduiwomenzheimehao,budabuma,womenyinggaiganjicaishi。”
“woxiaqingmeizenmeduguoshu,danwonengfenbianhaohuai。”
“你们看……”
tazhizhejiangfanrenzhenchulizhushudeyangzi,xishangmeishao,“meijuedezanmenguanrenbushiputongrenma?”
“zhaowoshuo,tazaowanhuichengweirenzhonglongfeng,womenyaohaohaofuzuotacaishi。”
“就他?”
jiyishuangyaoleyaotou,mianlukuse,youxiangqilewangrizhongzhong,bujinxixu,huoxu,tayinggairenming?
dengtahuiguoshen,qitajiemeiyijingqubangmangle。
“ai,nimendengdengwoa!”
zheilianggeyue,yijingmodiaolenvdideaoman,zaibuqubangmang,jiudebeirenxianqile。
“哇塞!好香啊!”
henkuai,qingxiangpubideyiguozhusunshule。
dajiadouedebuxing,zhanzaiguozaopang,qiaoshouyipan,chunchunyudong。
“haole,doubuyaoji,dengwomanmanfen,zheidiyige,yingdangshiwomenguanrenxianchi。”
xiaqingjiekaileguogai,beitangdemolemoerduo,xianyongkuaizizhaleyigezuidade,daizhejiemeimen,laidaolejiangfanpangbian。
“官人,您先吃!”
xiaqinghezhongjiemeiyiqihandao。
“嚯!”
这一幕,吓人一跳。
buguo,jiangfanqueshixiangshou,yanjingxiaodedoumileqilai,“niangzimenzhenguai,nimenxianchiba,wojinimennongrou,daihuierzaichi。”
kanlai,rangxiaqingdangdajie,shizuizhengquedexuanze。
“guanren,ninbuchi,womenzenmeganchini?zaijiacongfu,chujiacongfu,zuzonglifabuganweibei,qingguanrenxianchi。”
“quteniangdezuzonglifa,wodejiawozuozhu,ganjinquchi,sheichideshao,wojiuxiuleshei!”
“官人……”
cishi,xiaqingdengrenyijinggandongdereleiyingkuang。
zhangqishenghuozaiyayidehuanjingzhong,bucengbeirenyongzhenxindaiguo,jiangfandemeiyilvrouqing,doulingtamenshouchongruojing。
“去吧,去吧。”
xiaqinghuilechufang,ganjinjijiemeimenfenshi。
“haochi,taihaochile。”
xiaowufengbaobaoxianyaolekou,ruannuokekoudezhusun,jianzhishitazheibeizichiguodezuihaochidedongxi。
“zhendeye!”laosanheyannijiangzijideyigenbaiduan,dijilejiyishuang,“xiaosi,nilengzheganma?kuaichangchanga!”
“zheige,zhendenengchima?”
jiangyishuangzhitunyanzhekoushui,kexianqianzaizhulindafangjueci,fangbuxiamianzi。
“nizaibuchi,kemeile。”
夏晴逗趣道。
“好吧。”
jiangyishuanghuaizhetantedexinqing,yaoleyikou,“zhei……zhenxianga!”
napazaihuanggongzhong,tayemeichiguozheimehaochidesucai,zheizhuzixiamiandedongxi,juranzheimehaochi,neijiangfandaodizenmezhidaode?
tasankoujiujiangbangenzhusunchiwanle。
“dajie,zailaiyigen。”
“哈哈……”
jiemeimenxiaochengyituan,guozaoqianchenglefengjuancanyundexianchang。
“xiaosia,nihaixianqi,jiunichidezuiduo,kanlai,jinwandiyigerudongfangdekendingshini!”