“jiagongkesangexiangtou，woraoniyiming。”
wolianshangqingjinbaoqi，zuanjinquantou，dishengshuodao。
“shenme？rangwojilaodongxiketou？hahaha，niyigelianfujidoumeixuehuidefeiwu，ganzheimegenwoshuohua？zhendanglaozipania。”
linweidadalieliedekangzheqiaogun，manlianwusuowei。
dacongxueyikaishi，wocongweifujiguo，xianglaizhidaxiashou。
zhengyinruci，linweigenzheijigexianhan，caihuijuedewogenbenmeixuehuifuji，zheicainaodaolejiali。
“lindageshuodeshi，zheixiaozixuelezheimeduonian，fujidoumeixuehui，patashenme？”
“zijixuebuhui，jiubuyaozhanzhemaokengbulashile！”
jigexianhantongyangshiqizuibashedechaoxiaozhe。
linshicunzhongdaxing，zheijigexianhanyedouxinglin，congguzilijiukanbuqiwozheigewairen。
碰！
wotingshenxiangqian，haobuyouyudeyiquanzhongzhongdazailinweibiliangshang。
kacayisheng，linweibizidunshiyiwai，liangdaobixuegenzhejiutanglechulai。
“你他妈敢打我？”
linweinuqichongchongdejuqiqiaogun，kehaimeilaijidehuichu，shoubeijiubeiwozhuazhu，zhongzhongyila。
“啊！我的手！”
kuangdangyisheng，qiaogunzhongzhongshuaizaidishang，linweiliansecangbaidetanzuozaidi，shensehuangkongdekanzhewo。
“ni，nijuranxuehuilexialaotoudeshouduan？！”
“shouduan？wohuideshouduanduozheni，gourangnimenjigedaomeishibeizile。”
我阴恻恻一笑。
woshiguyintizhi，benshenyinqijiuzhong，dapeishangzheifubiaoqing，ruliguizaishi，hedejigexianhanzhengxiankonghoudeguizaidishang，duizhewojiushiyizhenketou。
“yirenduizhewoshifudeguankesangexiangtou，ranhouyouduoyuangenwogunduoyuan！biedaraolaozibanshi！”
wohaiyoufuji，qiguan，fulingyaozuo，daoyebuxianggenjigelajizaiduojiuchan。
“shi，shi！fudashi，doushisongpingneigegoudongxipianwomenlaide。douguaita！ninyaozhuijiujiuzhuijiutaba。”
linweiduizheguancaidongdongdongkelebuzhisangexiangtou，mangbudiedeyoujiangsuoweidedashijigonglechulai。
“songping？meitingshuoguo。”
womeitouweiweiyizhou，zheifujinchuleagong，wohaizhenmeitingshuoguoqitatongxing。
yexushiagongyilai，qitatongxingjiudoubanjialeba。
“songpingshigechousuanmingde，jiushitagaosuwo，wodeminggeshihexuefujide。tapingshidouzaihaizhousuanming，wojiushibeitapianle，caihuilaizhaoshide。”
kewantou，linweihuanglihuangzhangdeqishen，baozhegebo，youshuoleliangju，zheicaitoudoubuganhuidepaochulemen。
“songping？hehe，wojizhule。”
gangenagongzhaoshier，neijiushiwodechouren！
woxinzhongmomojixiacishi，dakaiyuanmen，congyaojianchouchusangenxianglai。
anyangshenfadejiaodai，touyiciyushen，bixuzhengzhong，anbutongleixingdeling，shangbutongleixingdegong，dianbutongyangzidexiang。
wofankaiyushenludiyiye，zuoshouqiasanzhuxiang，youshouqiazhefajue，kouzhongzhenzhenyouci。
刷！
zuoshoudesanzhuxiangtongshizirandeganganjingjing，cishicikesuishibaitian，kezhenzhenyinfengdawobeihouchuilai，jiderenchegushenghan。
woyigejiling，zhiganjuehunshenbingleng，ruzhuibingku，woxiangdeshouweiweizhandou，jiulianyishidouyoujifenhunchen。
“qinghuertainainaijieli！”
suizhegaoshengsongnian，yiguzinuanliuhudecongwotineichuxian，qusanlehanleng，qingmingleyishi，huifulewoduiroutidekongzhi。
“谢狐二太奶！”
wozhangsongyikouqi，zheijiusuanshitongguoyangshen，jiedaolelingdeshentong。
zhibuguozheizhishizuidicengcidejieli，juliagongshuodeyushenjingjie，haichachuleshiwanbaqianli。
“womenxianzaijiuqiling，xiaowawa。agongdoujiwojiaodaiguole。”
yidaohumei，youhuodeshengyinzaierpanxiangqi，ershengyindezhuren，ziranbianshiyushenludiyiyeshangjiludehuertainai。
suiranzhishidiyiye，keanshangmiandejilu，huertainaimingchaochengjing，shaoshuoyedeyoudajibainiandaoxing。
“多谢太奶。”
wogonglexiashou，youdianranyigenxiang，qiazaishouli。
zheijiaoqingwaixian，ruoshipengdaoqitaling，youxiangzaishou，jinglingsanfen，fengxionghuaji。
“jianwaile。congjinshenshangjiang，agongshuodemeicuo，nidequebinizhiqianneijigeshixiongdouqiangtaiduole。”
suizhehuertainaihuayinluoxia，wozuoshouyitai，yuanwaibuzhicongnaercuanchushangbaizhihulilai，zhengxiankonghoudechongxiangagongdeguancai，jiangguancaikangleqilai。
轰隆隆！
tianbianpingdiyishenglei，yuanbenmingliangdetiansedunshizhuanyin。
wuyungungun，zhetianbiri，nengjiandubiwanshangqiangbuleduoshao。
huxianxiama，hulichubin！
woshangqianjibu，fuzhuguancai。
zheishiwodayingguoshifudeshi，jirandayingle，neijiuyidinghuizuodao。
“xiaozi，niquedingyaofu？napaniyijingfuji，fulingzheiduanlu，yeyoukenenghuiyaolenideming。gangcaigunainaijinichakanguoshenti，niruonengzhifuneiliushu，napazhishiguyin，jianglaizuogeagongzheiyangderenwu，daoyebunan。”
huernainaimanyouyoudeshengyinxiangqi。
“rangwogouyancanchuan，buruzhijierangwosi！chubinba！”
tingdaohuernainaidehua，wohaobuyouyudeyaoleyaotou!
bunengbaochouxuehen，chaqingfumugenyeyezhisi，wohuozhehaiyoushenmeyisi！
“youzhiqi，bukuishiagongdeguanmentudi。neijiuzouba，xiaojiahuo。”
erbian，huernainaiyougegegexiaoleliangsheng，zhujianguiyuchenji。
yangshendehexinyuanbenjiushijieli，shangshendeyezhiyouhuernainaiyisishennian，yuanbenyeshuobulejijuhua。
hulimenshuangtuizhanli，tuojuzheagongdeguancai，yibuyibu，feikuaidechaocunwaizouqu，zhibenyuanchushanao。
zheiqunhulikanzhetuiduan，keshijishangyigebiyigedaotengdekuai，ruofeiwojiujingduanlian，douxianxiegenbushang。
meiyongduozhangshijian，songbinduiwubianchulecun。
kejiuzaizheichucundeshunjian，wozuoshouqiazhedewaixianxiang，hudemiele！
有外仙？
woyishoufuling，danshoujiangxiangchazaiyaodaishang，yongdahuojiyida，changshizhongxindianran。
kezheixiangzaihuoguangzhonglailaihuihuidehuanglebantian，maochusisiqingyan，kejiushimeiyourenheyaodianrandejixiang。
zhuangwaixian，xianghuomie，neishizhengchangde。
kexianghuodianburan，jiuhaosinigenduimiandazhaohu，duimianbujinbugennidazhaohu，haifanershuaishoujiushanleniyierguang。
只怕来者不善！
wojiaobubuting，zuoshouyijiuchanfuzheguanguo，youshouqiageshoujue，xinzangpengpengpengkuangtiao，jinzhangdedaliangzhesizhou。