第二章拉血压二人组
linxingbeiwodehuaqidebuqing，taetoushangdeqingjinzhitiao，huxiyejiakuailesanfen。
“suzhuyue，nijiangbujiangdaoli？”
我被林兴气笑了。
zheizhongnaocanhuanzhe，jingrankaishijiangdaolile。
“nixianchuquchuilianggexiaoshide‘xiaofengxue’，zailaihewojiangdaoli！”
“你！”
linxinghaixianggenwozhengbian，quebeifengxiaoyujizhizhile。
fengxiaoyuyifushouletiandaweiqudeyangzi：“douguaiwo，gegebuyaoshengqile，zanmenxianhuijia。”
linxingyilianchongnidimoleyixiafengxiaoyudetoufa：“kanzaixiaoyudemianzishang，wobugennijijiao。”
我：？？？
zenmeshuodehaoxiangfancuoderenshiwoyiyang？
wozhenxiangxiankailinxingdenaoqiao，kankanlimianshizhuangdedaodishibaba，haishimeifayuwandedanao。
chaowanjiadewo，zhiganjuedanaoyizhenyunxuan，shenzituranjiumeiyouliqile，biziyekaishibutongqi，sangzi**ladeteng，yanzhuziganganbabadezhimaohuo。
wokaozaiyibeishang，molemoetou，ganjuehaoxiangshifashaole。
linxingxiangshiwanquanmeizhuyidaowoyiyang，yilushanghefengxiaoyuyoushuoyouxiao，tamenzhijiebawojidangchenglekongqi。
xiachehou，tamenlianggezouzaiqianmian，yewanquanwushishenhoutuozhejiaobudewo。
wozhijuedehunshensuanteng，shuangtuiwuli，yizhenzhendexuanyun，haoxiangsuishidounengdaoxiaquyiyang。
linxingzhijiebafengxiaoyudaidaowoshi，rangtazaiwodeyijulitiaoyifu。laibuchangtabeichoudoufunongzangdequnzi。
wotingdaolinxingdehua，chadianbeiqihunguoqu。
ailidoubutouchuanpinrudeshuiyile？gaichengzhijiedangzhepinrudemiantiaotadeyifule？
fengxiaoyuzuishangshuozhebuyao，shentiquehenchengshi，haobukeqidikaishizaiwodeyijulitiaotiaojianjian。
“jiejiezhenxingfu，gegejitamaizheimeduoyifu。buxiangwo，yifushulianglianzheilideyibandoubudao。
“gege，nikanzheijianheshima？
“womeijiejieneimehaokan，yifuchuanzaiwoshenshang，huibuhuishouweiqua？”
fengxiaoyuyoudakailelingyigeyiju，wogangxiangzuzhi，queyijinglaibujile。
zheigeyiju，shiwofangbaobaohehuazhuangpindedifang。
fengxiaoyukandaolimiandeshechipinbaobaohou，yanjingzhifangguang，xiangshijinlejiwodehuangshulang。
“jiejiezheixiebaobaodoushigegemaideba！zhenxianmujiejie，youzheimeduodebaobao！buxiangwo，zhiyouliangsangebaobao。”
fengxiaoyushixianwangxia，kandaowochengluoduifangdeguowaidapaihuazhuangpinhou，chadianliuchulekoushui。
“zheixiedoushimingxingtongkuanhuazhuangpinye！woyaoshiyougegezheizhongnanyou，dexingfusi！”
linxingdaoshidehen，dashouyihuirangfengxiaoyusuibiantiao，kanshangshenmezhijienajiuhao，wanquanwushilewodetaidu。
jiuhaoxiangzheiyijulidedongxi，zhendequandoushitahuaqianmailaideside。
fengxiaoyuyilianweinan：“zheibuhaoba？”
linxingbuzaiyi，zhijienaqiwodelvbaobao，jiusaidaolefengxiaoyudehuaili。
“doushisuzhuyuezijimaide，quanshigaofanghuo，bianyidehen。”
fengxiaoyuwenyan，zhijiebawodebaorengzailedishang，haixianqidicazheshou：“gaofanghuodehuajiusuanle，wohaishijixuyonggegejiwomaidezhengpinbaobaoba！”
shuowanhou，fengxiaoyuhaiyiliantiaoxindikanlewoyiyan。
woshuangquanjinwo，gujiefabai，jiaoxialiangqiang。
zheixiabuguangtiwenshanglaile，lianxueyayeyiqigenzheshanglaile。
woshangbeizigujishibatiantongleyigekulong，zaoledaniele，zheibeizicainengyudaozheizhongjipinlvcha！
zheixiedongxidoushiwozijimaide，quandoushizhenhuo，zhishipianlinxingshuoshigaofangde。
bijing，wobiaomianshangzhishiyigegongsixiaoshou，maiyiduizhengpinbaoyeshizaishiyouxieshuobuguoqu。
fengxiaoyuzhidaowodedongxidoushigaofanghuohou，jiuchedishiqulexingqu，zhuanshenquciwoxizaole。
linxinghaixiangshangchuangshuijue，beiwozhijietixialechuang。
wobazhentouhebeizirengjita：“gunquketing！”
linxingyeshiyingqi，lenghengyisheng，shuaimenerqu。
wotangzaichuangshang，molemoetou，ganjueyinggaiyijingchedishaoqilaile。
wogangzhunbeiqunayao，quetingdaoketingli，chuanlailefengxiaoyutiandaofanideshengyin。
“jiejiezhenxiaoqi，jingranranggegeshuiketing！woyaoshigegenvyou，kendingmeitiandouyaoranggegebaozhewoshuijue！”
wozheigeqia！yebuxiangkaimenle，pakandaolvcharenbuzhutuxue。
wobaolihaoxianghaiyouzhitengyao，xianchiyipiandingyixiaba。