“tingshuodiaosiguimianrongkongbu，shetoudeyouyichizhang，yebuzhizheishetoushenchulai，nengbunengbalisanjilesi。”
cunwaidehuangdishang，zhangxiaomanguizaigankudetaoshuxianannanziyu，yanzhonghenyiyujuewangjiaozhi。
tajiadaolijiacunzheisinian，jiuxianghuozaidiyuli。
lisanduitadexianqiruyingsuixing，damagengshijiachangbianfan。
jinri，tagengshishengchuxiuletadeniantou，yixiangdaozheige，zhangxiaomanjiuhenbuderanglisanbaobierwang。
taruoshibeixiuhuiniangjia，dengdaitade，weiyouyisi。
taneihenxindedieniang，balianmianqiancaikandebitianda，tabeixiulehuiqu，bushiyazhetachentang，jiushijiangtadasipeileminghun。
huozheliangxinfaxian，zaimaitayici，keneiyang，genzaiyicitiaoruhuokengyoushenmequbieni？
danshi，taruosipilailianliuzailijia，chulebeilisanquanjiaoxiangjia，tayekanbudaoyisixiwang。
xianglaixiangqu，tajingjuedelisansilecaishizuihaodejieguo。
ruoshilisansile，tayexukeyidazhejilisanshouguademingyiliuxia，poponianjidale，jiushidata，yedabulejinian。
dengpopolaolebunengdongdeshihou，tayenengdahuilaichulezheijiniandeeqi。
weiyoulisan，zhanzhetananrendeshenfen，tanatameibanfa。
xiangdaozheili，tamengmengdechaozhetaoshukelejigetou，zuiliniannianyouci，
“diaosiguidaniang，wonengbunengqiuqiuni，jineryelilaifuwodeshena？
daniangnidiaosileyemeirenxinteng，jiarenbanidiuzaichoushuigou，renyouchongziyao，laoshuken。
shixiaomanwokanbuguoyan，touzhebanimaizaizheierde，nijiudangkanzaiwomailenidefenershang，baoyixiaenni，fuyixiawodeshenhaobuhao？”
“zanmentongweinvren，nijiudangkeliankelianwo？”
zhangxiaomankukutiti，qiqiulebantian，yemeijiantaoshuxiamaidediaosiguijitayidianfanying，sizhouyipiansiji，weiyoufengshengwuyan。
“哎！”
yishenchenmohou，zhangxiaomantanlekouqi，silijiebandeyoukaikoudao：
“daniangnishibuxianghairenduiba，qishi，woyebuxianghaisitamen，keshitamenbujiwohuolua！
yaoburan，niranglisangenneiyaojieershuijueshidegemashangfenghengsi，huozhe，rangwoneipopozhongfengleyexing。
zheiyangwojiunengsihoutahoubanbeizi，zhitulijiazheisanjianpowuweiwozhefengdangyu，daniangnikan，zheiyangxingma？”
zhangxiaomanjiangxiwangjituozaidiaosiguidaniangshenshang，yihuierzhoumazijinanrenzaosi，yihuieraiqiudiaosiguibaoyoupopochengletanzi，shiniaopidoujiabuzhu。
manxindeweiquyuyuanhenruhongshuibanqingxieerchu。
zhangxiaomanzainiangjiashi，beifumuyapoleshiliunian，jiajilisanyoubeilijiamuziqifulesinian。
rangtaxingziyuelaiyuechenmo，cunlixiaoxifuermenyedouqiaobushangtazheigebuxiadandemuji，yinci，xiaomanzailijiacunliangekeyishuoxinlihuaderendoumeiyou。
meicizailisanmuzineilishouleqifu，tajiulaihuangdizheili，genzheiweidiaosiguidaniangshuoyishuo。
ersuizhetazailijiashoudeqifuyueduo，tajidiaosiguitideyaoqiuyeyuelaiyueguofen。
congyikaishiqiutabaoyouzijihuaigehaizi，daohoumiandeqiqiudiaosiguidaniangbaoyoulisanshaodata。
zaidaorujindezuzhoulisandelemashangfenghengsi。
kemeiyici，diaosiguidaniangdouweinengrangtaruyuan。
jiner，sulebantiankuhou，zhangxiaomanshiwangdetanlekouqi，caganyanlei，padaozijimaiwaguandedishangmolemo，xinlicaisuanyoudiananwei。
“ai，daniangniyeshikelianren，wozenmenengqiudaonitoushangni！
nidanfanyoudianerbanfa，yebuzhiyudiaosizijia！”
zhangxiaomanyibianshuo，yibiannacaidaowatu。
“daniang，nijiranbunengbangwoshalelisan，keyaobangwobazheizaguanzishouhaoleya，wojiuzheimedianerlaobenerle。
dengnatianlisansile，tianshitanle，wojiunazhezheiqianmairoubaozichi。
nifangxin，womailebaozi，kendingdaonifentoulaichi，nisuiranbunengchi，danshiyekeyiwenwenweier。”
zhangxiaomanshuozhe，quchufentoudepowaguan，shuleshulimiandetongqian，youdiujinquliangmei，zheicaiyouxiaoxindemaihao。
zheishitajiadaolijiasinian，toumozanxiadejixu。
“daniang，wohuiqule，niyidingyaokanhaozanmenliangderoubaozia！”
zhangxiaomanyilianrenzhendeshuoba，zuihouyoukanleyiyanfentou，zheicaidasuanhuiqu。
xianglaiyeshikexiao，tazheigehuoren，lianzijidouzhiwangbushang，zenmenengzhiwangyigesilehaojiniandediaosiguini！
她，可真是蠢透了！
taoshuxiadefenbaobuhuishuohua。
huiyingtade，shizuanjinxiukoulicigudehanleng，shigeboshangbeipopoqialanledeshangkoudetengtong。
shibeilisandazhongdenaodaiyuzangzaiyishangxiapiroushangdeqinghei。
buyuanchudetiangengshang，lisandeniangtianshi，zhengnuodongzhebaipangdeshenti，yibubuchaozhezheibianzoulai，yibianzouyibianzhouma，
“shaqiandaodewanyier，rangnichumenkanlianggeluobuyezihuilai，ritoudouluoshanle，nihaizaineiermocengshenme？”
tianshideshengyinchuanlai，zhangxiaomanlengbudingdedalegejiling。
zuanzhedaobingdeshouyinweiguoyuyonglierfanzhexuese。
zhangxiaomantaipatianshimuzile，takanzhetianshideyizhanglaolian，bikandaoyanwangyehaiyaohaipa。
lisanqichudatadeshihou，haimeizheimehen，shitazheigepopoyierzaidetiaobo，jiaolisanmashengzhanshuiwangsilichouta。
neiyici，tachadianjiubeidasile。
haishitianshidanxintabeidasilemeirenfushiziji，jiletayiwanpiaozhejidansierdeyecaihuhu，diaozhuletademing。
“sanerquleni，zhenshidaolebabeizixuemeile，dengjinerhuiqu，kanwobujiaotadasini！”
tingdaopoposhuoyaoranglisanerdasita，zhangxiaomanhedehunshenruanmianmiande，dingzaiyuandidongyedongbule。
“nigehaochilanzuode**，nihaimocengzhezuoshenme？
renjiajialideyancongdoumaoyanle，nigeyouniangshengmeiniangyangde**，nibuzhidaozheigeshihouyaohuijiazuofana？”
tianshipaoguolai，kanzhangxiaomanbudong，qidehunshendefeirouzhizhan。
抬脚就往她后背踹。
“哗啦啦——”
xiaomanbeitayijiaotidaoletaoshuxia，taoshushangguazhexixilaladejiangluoweiluodehuangye，beizhuangdehualaladizhiwangxialuo。
jiuzaizheishi，zhengqiaoyizhenxuanfengguaguo，juanqiledishangneixiekuhuangdeshuye，xingchengyigexuanwozhuangdefengquan，jiangliangrenjinjindibaoguoleqilai。
tianshikanzhexuanfengzaitouding，hedetuiyiduosuojiuzuozailedishang。
“daniang，shinimadaniang！”
“a——hahaha，daniang，shinilaileduima？”
zhangxiaomankandaoyanqianzheibanqiyideqingjing，xinzhongyongqiyigumomingdejidongheqidai，jingranwanquanbugushenshangdetengtong，dashenghanlechulai。
tadeshengyindaizheyisizhandou，sihuzaizheixuanfengzhizhong，ganshoudaolemouzhongshuxierqinqiedeqixi。
“nishibushijianbudewozheiyangwonangadaniang？”
zhangxiaomanyoukuyouxiao，“hahahahahaha，shiwochuna，lianguidoubupa，haipahuorenzuoshenme？！”
“daniang，womingbaile，womingbaile！”
“wozhidaogaizenmebanledaniang！”
“**，nifenglema？haibukuaiguolailawoyiba！”
tianshikanzhezhangxiaomanyouxiaoyoukude，youjiazhixuanfengjiangtaweizhegua，toupiyizhenzhenfama。
xinxudelianmangnuchizhangxiaomanguolaijiangtafuqilai。
quebuxiang，zheihuierguizhuangsongrendan，zhangxiaomanwanquanchenjinzaizijideshijieli，nalihuiguanta。
zhijianzhangxiaomanyanshenchongchizhehenyi，dajiaozhechaozhetianshichongleguolai。
“a——wobupanile！”
“wolianguidoubupa，wopanigesipangzizuoshenme，a——”
（naozijicunchu！！！）
（naozijicunchu！！！）
重要的话说两遍！
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