“嘭——”
zhangxiaomanchongtianshipaolai，yitoujiangrenzhuangdaozaidi。
“xiao**，yaosiani，wojiaonilawoyiba，meijiaonizhuangwoyitou。”
“aiyao，wodelaoyaoyaoduanle，nigechunhuoachunhuo——”
“lagerendoulabumingbai。”
tianshibeizhuangdaozaidi，yaobeishitoujianerluodeshengteng，tangzaidishangbantianqibulai。
嘴里依旧骂骂咧咧。
zhangxiaomanningxiaozhechongguolai，yi**qizaitianshixiongkoushang，yishounadaobeisisienzhutadebozi，yishoulunyuanlechaozhetianshidedafeilianhuqu。
“啪——”
“啪——”
“啪——”
zhangxiaomanyiliansangebazhang，dadetianshiyanmaojinhua，fanzhebaiyanbantianlecaixiangmingbai，zijizheishibeijialideruandanzhangshijidale。
“ninige**jingrangandapopo？nishibuxianghuolemani？”
tianshiqijile，tabangelianmudemeiyouzhijuele，kejianzheigexiao**ganggangduitaxialesishou。
zhangxiaomanwenyan，fenglesidexiaozhe，zhezaitaxiongkouhenhenningleyiba，
“shia，wojiushibuxianghuole，woyaodasini，zaizailelisan，ranhouzaiqumobo，wozheibeizijiushisi，yeyaolazhenimenzheiduiedudemuzidianbei。
wozhangxiaomanbuhaoguo，taniangdeyihousheiyebiexianghuole！”
zhangxiaomancishimannaozidoushipopotianshizhiqiannvedai，ouda，chaoxiaotademoyang，manxinmanyan，zhixiangdasizheilaoyaopoleshi，ziranbuhuishouruan。
“aiyao，shaqiandaode，niqiawoxiongkouzuoshenme？”
tianshiyoutengyousao，shengyinyoujianyouxi。
“pei，nigelaoyinpo，nicaishishaqiandaodewanyier。”
zhangxiaomanlunqigebojiushiyibazhang。
“pa——wojiaonidawo！”
“啪——”
“wojiaonishuowoshibuxiadandeji，nicaishiji，nishigefeitengtengdelaomuji。”
“啪”
“nicaixiadan，nimenquanjiadouxiadan，nimenmuzishihuaizhongwangbadan——”
zhangxiaomanyoukuyouma，leisihengliu，shanyibazhangmayiju，dadetianshizhenggenaoguaziwengwengdexiang。
tadagoule，qichudechabuduole，kandaotianshitoushangdaizhedeyinzanzi，tayouxiangqiletaqiangzouzijimailexiupindeqian，hairangtaelesantiandeshi。
“silaopozi，wojineryidingbufangguoni！”
zhangxiaomancishiyijinghaowulizhi，zhixiangzhejiangxirilideqichulezhihou，dabuleyutamentongguiyujin。
tazuoshoujinjinchezhetianshidenaodai，youshougaojuzhefenglidecaidao，haobuyouyudikaishitiqiletianshidetoufa。
“a——xiao**，nizuoshenme？nifangkaiwo！fangkaiwo！”
“nibunengshawoa，woshinipopo，woshinipopoa——
nigexiao**，nibujingpopo，yaobeitiandaleipide。”
tianshijingkongwanfen，shazhusidedahan，pinmingzhengzhaxiangyaocongzhangxiaomanshenxiapaqilai。
quebuxiang，baonuzhixiadezhangxiaoman，hunshendeliqidadexiangyitoubeijidongdeyeniuyiyang，yadetianshidongdanbude。
“neiyouruhe，wojiushiyaonongsini，zainongsinierzi，womenyiqixiadiyuba！”
“dengsileyihoudaoyanwanggenqian，ziyougongdaokeqiu！”
zhangxiaomankanzhetianshifengkuangqiuraodeyangzi，hunshenyouyiguhuitianmiedidechongdong，xinlishishuobuchudetongkuai。
yuanlai，lisandatadeshihou，kantakongjudeyanshen，tingtaxianggouyiyangzaitamianqianqiuraoshi，shizheibanshuangkuaidexinqing。
xiangdaozheili，taxiashouyuefazhongleqilai，congxiongkoupenyongerchudeneizhongbaofuhoude**，rangtarenbuzhufaxiao，
“hahaha，haotongkuai，haotongkuai，kanzhenigensigouyiyangbeiwoqizaishenxia，zhendehaotongkuaiya，hahaha，yuanlainiyoupawodeyitiana！！”
“niweishenmebuhaohaodaiwo，weishenmeyaobidewozoutouwulu，weishenmea，weishenme，a——”
zhangxiaomanshuozhe，chezhetianshidezuipizishijingerlesileyiba。
“hahaha，tianshi，nimeixiangdaoba，youyitiannihainengluozaiwozhangxiaomandeshouli，hahaha——！”
zhangxiaomanfenglesidefangsidaxiao，zuilibushideshuodao“haoshuanghaoshuang”zhileidehua。
“a——hahahaha，haoshuang，haoshuanga——”
“yuanlaidarenzheimeshuang——”
tingzhezhangxiaomanfengkuangdexiaosheng，tianshizhijuedetuijianyizhenbingliang，xiayishun，tianshide**xia，jiumanyankaileyitanxingsaodeshuizi。
bingliangdecaidaozaitoupishangyouzou，daorengeduantoufayugepotoupishifachudechengchengshengxiang，lingchizheta。
kongjuxijuanquanshen，tianshihunshenjiangyingzhe，napazhandou，yebugandongjingdale，shengpazhangxiaomanyigeshouhua，duosuiletadenaodai。
tianshizuichunbeisidelanlegekouzi，tajianweixiemeiyouzuoyong，bianyourenzhetengtongkaishihongta，
“xiaoman，niqilai，nikuaiqilaia，nifenglema？sanerhuilaile，nizheiyangduiwo，tahuidasinide。
haoxiaoman，nikuaiqilai，woyihouzaiyebudanile。
worangnichijidan，worangnichijitui，woburangnichizhushile，xiaoman，xiaomanniraolewobaxiaoman！
dengsanerhuilai，wohuirangtagennihaohaoguorizide，woburangneiyaozilidechangfujinmenle，xiaoman，qiuqiunixiaoman，niraolewobaxiaoman！”
tianshituyongyanyuyouhongzhangxiaomanfangleta，dancishidezhangxiaoman，yijingwanquanxianrulediankuangzhuangtai，genbentingbujinrenhehua。
zhiguzhejiangtianshinaodaitichenghonghongbaibaideludan。
yibiantiyibianzuilihainiannianyouci，“yuanlaifankangzheimejiandana！
yuanlaiqiuguiyemeiyong，baochouhaidezijilai。
yuanlaizhixuyaoyibacaidao，wojiukeyimianquneixuduotongku。
wuwuwu，wozhangxiaoman，minghaokua~wobeinimenqifulezheimeduonian。
nimenweishenmeyaoneimeduiwo，weishenmefeiyaobifenglewocaiqiurao，weishenmeyaowomeihuozhedexiwanglecaishuoyaofangguowo？”
zhangxiaomanyoukuyouxiao，etousanluoxialaidangzhuleshixian，guatoupideshihouyonglitaimeng，jingranbatianshidebangeerduogededalazhe。
“啊——”
“wodeerduo，wodeerduo，zhangxiaoman，wogennipinla——”
“sharenla，zhangxiaomansharenla——”
tianshitengdekuaiyaoyunguoqule，ketahaishizhengzhazhedahanlejisheng，xiangrangluguoderentingjianlaijiutayiming。
“youmeyourena，jiuminga，kuailairena，yousheilaijiujiuwoa——”
tianshidepoluosangzichaodezhangxiaomanzhoulezhoumei，suishoujianqiyikuaitugedajiupaidaoletadezuili。
“nijiaoa，niwangsilijiaoa，nikankanjintianyoumeiyourenlaijiuni！”
zheigeshihou，cunlirenyijingchilefanwokangshangle。
sheiyuanyimeishierpaolaicunwaierlidiaidong？
tianshijinerjiushijiaopohoulong，yemeirenhuilaijiuta。
ganturulesangzi，shunjianyedetianshiganouzhezhifanbaiyan。
“昂——”
“wuwuwu——ang——”
“呕——”
tianshiyibianrenzheexin，yibianzuiliwuwulalashuozhetingbuqingchudehua。
koushuijinshidenitu，shunzhesangziwangxiaguan，tuxingweierchongdetarusiyuyibanzhidengyan。
tingzhetawuwulaladeshengyin，zhangxiaomanshunjianmeilenaixin，zhijiedaerguangzishanlexiaqu，
“啪——”
“nigelaodongxi，hanshenmehan，zheibushinibiwodema？
zenme，niyiqianneimeduiwodeshihou，bushitingshuangma？
zheihuiernijiaoshenmeya？nibushishuowozhangxiaomangutoujian，yidiandaaibulema？
nibujiannijiaoshenme？a，nijiaoshenmeya？”
zhangxiaomanyibianmayibianjiangtatoushangshunzhetoufaluozaidishangdeyinzanzishouleqilai。
zheikedoushicongtashenshangguaxiaqudexuerou，tacaibuhuibianyilezheilaodongxi。
dengtashoushilezheisilaopozi，tajiuquzhaolisan，yuqiwonangdebeilisanxiulebeidieniangnongsi，daoburudasilisan，qiqizhengzhengdeyiqisi。
tazhangxiaomanlinsi，yesuanshilalelianggedianbeide。