第五章

wode,yuanbenkongledebeizizheihuierlimianzhuangmanleshui。

shenzuiyuqibushan:「nageguisunshuode?!woqubaletadepi!」yibianshuozheyibiankaishiluxiuzi,muluxiongguang,bandianbuxiangkaiwanxiaodeyangzi。

wolianmangshunmaomo,jilelirongyigeyanshen,taxunsupaohuizijibanliqu。

wowunaikanzheta:「shuoleduoshaoci,bieshuozanghua,yebiedongbudongjiuluxiuziyaodajia。」dunledun,wozhenzhidishuo:「neiyangbuyouya。」shenzuiyiranbengzhezhanglian,wenyandianlediantou。

danwocongtashensuideheimouzhongyijiyizhabuzhadidingzhelirongsuozaibanjidechenchenmuguangzhongduchule“chizaoyaogentamendayijia”denongnongqingxu。

我:......

zheijiangzhongzajiuyitiantianshibuwandeniujingni。

shenzuishouhuimuguang,luodaowoshenshang,xiangshibujingyiwen:「nibushengqima?tamenzheiyangchuaicewomen。」woyaoyaotou。

zaiwokanbujiandedifang,shenzuiyanshenchenlechen。

zheitian,laobanbawojiaoqubangongshi,shuoshixuexiaoyaopaixuanchuanhaibao,rangwogenwenkebandenianjidiyibaixinjueyiqipai。

我没有异议。

paishechangdizaicaochang,dengdaolecaochangcaifaxian,paishehaibaoderenchulewohebaixinjue,haiyoushenzuihetanmiao。

wozouguoqu,yongyanshenshiyishenzui,zheishishenmeqingkuang?

shenzuikanyebukanwo,xiangkemutouzhuangzisidezhanzaitanmiaoshenpang,lengzheyizhangliankanzhejingtou。

tanmiaozeshilianshangguazhedetideweixiao。

wo:「......」

的。

wojidezheigejuqing,zhihoutamenerrendehezhaohaibeiguazaixuexiaoguanwangshouyehaoduonian。

rensheikanlebushuoyiju「jiaoutiancheng」。

baixinjuechuolechuowodejianbang,shengyinwenhe:「daowomenle,womenyeguoquba。」wohuiguoshen,「ng」leyisheng。

paiwanleshuangrenhezhao,youpailesirenhezhao,zheichangguiyidepaixuanchuanzhaodehuodongcaisuanjieshu。

shenzuiyiyanbufa,duziyirenzouzaiqianmian,dazhangtuidaotengdifeikuai。

tanmiaocoujin,zaiwoerbianxiaoshengshuoleyiju:「haibusixinma?」「xiaopaohui,buyaozaiwangxianggenjuqingduikangle。」shikerenshubukeren,shukerenshenbukeren!

wopingjingdao:「tiangankuangfengduo,renqiongpihuaduo。」

tanmiao:「......」

shenye12dian,wozuozaishuzhuoqiankanzheyanqiandeshijuan,queyigezidoukanbujinqu。

wotantoukanlekanchuangwai,shenzuidefangjianheihuhuyipian,shufangdedengyemeiliang。

qishijintianzaitanmiaogenwoshuowanhuadeneiyike,woshiyoudianxiangfangqide。

danshiwoyouwukeyizhidixiangqishenzuidehao,woshixihuanshenzuide,feichangxihuan。

wobuyinggaizishuozihuadifangqishenzui,shenzuishenmedoubuzhidao,zheiduitabugongping。

burubayiqiedougentatanbaileba。

zouyibukanyibu,shizaibuxingsibanlu。

danshisiyebushixianzaijiusi。

wozaiweixinshangchuota,bantiandoumeiyouhuifu。

这就睡了?

jintianpaiwanxuanchuanhaibaohou,shenzuiyizhibuliwo,xiangshizaiduqi。

woxinzhongnanmianfenfen,wodoumeigennishengqi,nihaixianbushuangle。

wominleminchun,qiangpozijibasixufangdaoshijuanshanglai。

chabuduokuai1dian,wofangxiabi,zhanzaichuangqiankanzhewaimianzhouranyinchendetianse。

tuwudi,louxiaxiaolushangchuxianlianggerendeshenying——

shenzuihetanmiaobingjianzoulai,tanmiaoshenshangpizheshenzuidexiaofuwaitao,zuihouyiqijinlejiamen。

wochuixiamouzi,fuzaichuangyanshangdeshouananwojin。

shandiancipozhangkong,qingpendayushashijianluoxia。

diertian,wojiekoushentibushufuqinglejia。

wotangzaichuangshang,hainengtingjianshenzuizailouxiawenwomawozenmele。

wotaobisidebanaodaimaijinbeiwo,buzhibujueyoushuileguoqu。

zaicixinglaishi,yijinglinjin12dian,weixinyiduixiaoxi。

youqitatongxuede,buguozuiduodehaishishenzuide。

「着凉了?」

「发没发烧?」

「还没醒?」