woshigeyongyouduozhongshenfendeerwuzi。
zaiduonianyihou,tamenduiwodeshenfenzongjiewei——
【lianzhenggongshuzhuanyuan,xiangjiangjingduiwodi,gangquanshihou。】
zuoweiyigewodierwuzi,wobenlaiyinggaishenghuozaiheianli。danshiyinweizhangxiangchuzhong,shangmianpaiwoquyulequanqianfu,yushiwobianchenglechangnianhuoyuezaiyingmulidewodi,jihuquangangrendoushuxiwodezhangxiang。
我叫这「灯下黑」。
yihuangliunianguoqu,jingjingyeyedewodounadaoshihoule。
neishiwozuishouzhumudeyigeyewan。
wushudengguangshanyao,huatongyigejieyigedidaowomianqian,kewendequeshiyigeyubanjiangdianliwuguandewenti:
「axin,nidenanyoujifenzhongqianbeipaidaozaiyedianjiwennenmo,qingwenniduiciyoushenmekanfa?」
我有个叉烧的看法!
danshizheishibanjiangdianli,wanzhongzhumu,yushiwolimaoweixiao:
「jialeshigehaoren,tashuohuiduiwozhongzhenbuerde。lianaima,zuizhongyaodejiushihuxiangxinren。」
jizhekuazhangdahan:「wa,bushiba!nanrendehuaniyexin,nibuyaomingla?」
pujiezi!wodangranbuxin!
danshizheilishiquangangzhiboei,wodangranyaobaochiweixiao。
kexiayimiaowodexujiaweixiaojiuliekaile,yinweiwotingjianpangbiandejizheshuo,
「mingtianbiaotijiuxie:shihouzhanxiandanaifengfan,bujuxiaosanshewentiaoxin。」
pujiea,zenmezheimenanting!
wochangshiwanhuiyixiajumian:
「jialea,kenengshiheduoleba。huayaodangmianshuoqingchudema,ruguotazhendeyouwenti,wohuihaohaokaolvwomendejianglaide。」
jizhemanyidiandiantou,duipangbianrenshuo:
「mingtianbiaotigaigai:shaoyesaoyejiwen,shihoushihouzaiding。」
搞咩啊,更难听了!
woyoudianbengkui:「jintianbushiwodebanjiangdianlima,weishenmeyizhitijialea?zheilikeshiquangangzhibo,wojuedewomenkeyiliaoliaobiede。」
jizhehuanguyiquan,yohe,haorenaoa。
tadiandiantou,jilewoyigezhuanyedeokshoushi,suijizaicigaibiaoti:
「mingtianjiuxie:shaoyexinhuanlasiwen,shihoulvmaozhenxiangjiang。」
「……」
xiexienia,wozheixiakezhenshimingzhenxiangjiangle。