tuoshaoyedefu，wodailvmaodexiaoxifeidebiwohuojiangdexiaoxihaikuai。
quanxiangjiangdouzhidaole：xinjinshihoushigelvmaoxia。
街边小报言之凿凿：
【xinjinshihouqianjiaxindenanyouyoutianxinnvyoule！juxi，shihounanyoushixyingshigongsidegongzige。liangrenlianaiqijian，zheiweihaomengongzicengduocizaiyediananxiangjihaitanyutarenrelianjiwen！shihoudaiguodelvmaoduiqilaikongpakeraoxiangjiangyiquan！】bingpeishangledingjialedejiwenretu。
毒，实在是太毒了！
haiyougezhongbiaotihepinglun——
【qianjiaxinkongchengzuilvshihou，youhuanbaozuzhizhengzaishangtandaiyanrenhezuo。】
【qianjiaxinbeiaimengbishuangyan，shengchengnanyouzhongzhenbuer。】
【zhimingyanyaoshuigongsizhongzhiyuqianjiaxindedaiyanhezuo。】
meigexinwenxiamiandoutiezhewozaibanjiangdianlishangdeweixiaotu，haiyoudingjialedegeshiloumeixiu。
媒体真是无孔不入。
meizhangzhaopianlidepiaoliangmeimeidoubudaizhongyangde。
wokandemeitoujinzhou，yiguganhuoxiongxiongranqi，xiangkanleneigehuaxinlangdangdedashaoye。
kehenkuai，dianhuaxiangqi，neitouchuanlaitaqianzoudeshengyin：
「mangwanlehaibugunguolai，nibuxianghunle？」
混，当然想混。
buhunnengzaitashouxiachizheigeku？
dashaoyeshiwoderenwuduixiang，daizaitashenbiancaiyoujihuinadaoqingbao。
bujiushilvmaoma，weilexiangjiangshimin，wodai！