第2章大圣卖萌
“wokandaoleshenme？neishandexiamian，juranzhenyazheyizhihouzi！”
“gundan，nicaishihouzi，neishiqitiandasheng！”
“buxing，tai**le......wodeganjinheyibei82niandexuebilengjingyixia。”
“zhubo，woxianzaiyoudianxiangxinle，buguoniyaoshinengzhengmingneizhendeshidasheng，laozijinishua100gechaojihuojian！”
yi**danmufengkuangyongxian，liwuhedashangyeshunjianjiangzhibojianshuaping。
suiranrenmenduicihaiyouxiehuaiyi，danyanqiansuokandaodeyiqie，zuyirangtamenrexuefeiteng，songshangshouzhongdeliwu。
erzhishiduanduanjimiao，zhangminglangdezongshouyi，jiucong1wanbiaodaole10wanzhiduo。
jianzhuang，zhangminglangdeshuangyanshunjianliangdexianglianggedadengpao，suihouqingleqingsangzi，daizhejidongxiangshanxiadesunwukongzouqu。
neibianbeiyazaishanxiadesunwukong，namendekanzhexiangtazoulaidezhangminglang，zhengbujiezheijiahuoshiruhezouruwuzhishanjiejiedeshihou，jiujianzhangminglangtingzailetashenbian。
suihou，jiangyigeyouduanyoucu，haihuifaguangdebangzhuangwuti，chudaoletazuibian。
“sundashenghao，nengbunengcaifangninjigewenti？”zhangminglangxiaomimidedao。
zheihuayichu，pingmuneiduandezhongchiguaqunzhong，quandoupingxiningshi，jinzhangdebuxing，duijijiangfashengdeshi，jiqidaiyoutante。
sunwukongbeizhangminglangdedongzuonongdelenglexia，suijiciqiya，yanshenbiandeshifenbushan。
zhishidangtaxiangyaofanudeshihou，quefaxianzijidefennu，juranguiyidexiaoshile，shenzhiyouyituweikuaidechongdong。
taxiangyaoxiaomiezheizhongxinsi，quegenbenmeiyong，yushichenmopianke，talengzheshengyindao，“youshenmeyaowennidashengyeyede，kuaiwen。”
哇！
cihuayichu，shunjian，zhibojianquantifeiteng。
“neihouzizichengshidashengyeye，kanlaitazhendeshiqitiandashengsunwukong！”
“wudiheiyazisongchuchaojihuojian100，zhubokuaiwendashengwenti，yaoshinengrangdashengmaimeng，wozaijinishua200gehuojian。”
“yuzhoudiyishuaisongchuyoulun50，zhubodadaweiwuxiongzhuang，woyeyaokandashengmaimeng，kuaiqukuaiqu！”
youlediyigekaitoude，xiamianbiangenleyipian“qiudashengmaimeng”dedanmu，zhishiquekandezhangminglangyilianheirenwenhao。
yaobuyaozheimezhongkouweia！
neisunwukongyazaiwuzhishanxia，qimadeyou5bainiandoumeixizaole。
xianzaijuranyaokanyizhizanglebaji、mailebataidehouzimaimeng，zhendeshiqunqipa。
buguoliwukeshihaodongxi，weilebaguazhi，bieshuorangsunwukongmaimengle，jiusuanrangsunwukongbiaoyantiaowu，neiyejueduinopabuleng。
yushizhangminglangweiweimiqiyanjing，luchuyigedadadeweixiaowendao：“dasheng，qingwennibeiyazaishanxia，pingshidouchishenme，heshenmea？”
sunwukongyilianbunaifan：“chitiewanzi，hetongzhi。”
哗！
zheiyihuida，zaicirangzhibojianfeiteng。
dajiafenfenshuadashenghaokelian，xintengtajuranchizheizhongdongxichilejibainian，yizhizhoumafozutaibushigedongxi。
zhangminglangyemeixiangdaosunwukongchidedongxi，juranhedianshishangyandeyecaoyehuabuyiyang，buguotazhishilengleyixia，bianjishangxintou。
“dasheng，neinixiangbuxiangchizhengchangshiwua？”
shuozhe，jiujiantacongshenbiannachuyigecanpanneimedade**taozi，baidaosunwukongmianqian。
“dasheng，zhiyaonianwodeyaoqiuzuoyigedongzuo，wojiujiangzheitaozijinichi。zuowandongzuohou，haiyouxiangjiaozuojiangliyou，nandaodashengnijiubuxindongma？”
pasunwukongbushanggou，zhangminglangtedinazhetaozihexiangjiao，zaitamianqianhuanglaihuangqu。
taozihexiangjiaodoushizhangminglangzaishangchenghuande，shangchengchupin，bishujingpin，suoyitamenbujingetoupangda，guoxiangyeshifendenongyu。
闻起来相当诱人。
“zhubonibushiren，juranganzheimechanwojiadasheng，zhenshi......zhenshigandepiaoliang！aaa，dashengliukoushuideyangzishizaitaikeaile！”
“zhuboniguoranshigebeibixiaoren，buguowojiuxihuanxiangzhubozheimebuyaoliande，guoduanguanzhule！”
“qianshigesongchuzuanshi50，zhubodada，kuaijidashengtoushi，kanbawomendashengchande，halazidoutangxialaile，zaibuweixiaoxinwoquguan！”
chiguaqunzhongmen，fenfenbeidashengzhuojideyangzimengfan，yushizhangminglangpieleyandanmu，xiaozhedao，“dasheng，daodidabudayinga？budayingdehua......wokezijichile。”
tajuzhetaozijiuwangzuibiansong。
“biebiebie，nidashengyeyedaying，kuaijianlaiyikou！”sunwukongyilianhoujidedao，shuangyanzaichengchengfangzhelvguang。
zheiyejiushitashoubeiyazhebunengdong，buranzaoqiangguoqubaozhekenle。
“zenmeyangdasheng，weidaobucuoba？jiranruci，nigenzhewozuozheiyigedongzuo，shengxiadebufenwojiudouweijini。”zhangminglangxiaomimidekanzhelangtunhuyandesunwukong，lianshangdehuaixiaozangdouzangbuzhu。
raneryipangdesunwukongquegubuleneimeduole，5bainianmeichiguoshuiguodeta，cishimannaozizhiyoutaozi。dada，yuanyuan，zhichaoduodetaozi！
yushitajujiaozhetaorou，kaishifengkuangdiantou。
“dasheng，neinizhaozhewodeyangzi，bazuiduqilai，jiuxiangzheiyang......”
shuozhe，zhangminglangzuoleyigexiandainvshengzaipaizhaoshi，zuichangyongdedongzuo，duzuimaimeng。
sunwukongbuzhimianqiandexiaoer，weiherangtazuoruciqiguaidedongzuo，dantameiduoxiang，weilemeiweidetaozikanzhezhaozuo。
yushi，shishangmaimengqitiandasheng，zhengshidansheng！
jianci，zhenggezhibojian，zhijiezhale......