我在阴间当码农第6章

jifanglide“zhuguangbaoqi”zainanxianchang,rangshijianfangfoninggule。

zhiyoumandiluangun、wuzishanshuoweiguangdesuanpanzhuzihaizaifachu“gululu”deshengxiang,

xiangshiduizheihuangdanyimudewushengchaofeng。chenmodelinghuntijiangzaimenkou,ganjuezijidesiweichuliqichedilanpingle。

shengsibufuwuqi…beiwulichaijiele…haishibeizijijiaolaidebangshou…**zheigeniantourutongbinglengdegouhunsuo,

ledetachuanbuguoqi(suiranlinghunbuxuyaochuanqi)。takanzhemandilangjie,kanzheneiwaidaodejudasuanpanjiazi,

kanzheshujuliuguangsixianfengkuangshanshuo、binlinduanliedelianjiedian,

、tousuxinyanmeidifu、yanxiaoluochuanzheyingguanglvyezixiebazijichuaijinshibacengdiyujiabanyiwanniandekongbujingxiang。

“e…xiao…xiaochenxiongdi…”aniuzhongyucongshihuazhuangtaizhonghuifuleyidian,

judadeniutoushangmanshihuichenhejingkong,niujiaoshangde“anbaoxunluo”xiubiaowaidaoleyibian,

“zhei…zheisuanpan…ta…tazijidiaodeba?”tashitushuaiguojiwugudesuanpan,shengyinfaxu。“jiushijiushi!

”amayehuiguoshen,zhangzhangdemaliandalazhe,xiemanlechuanghuohoudeweiqu,“kendingshinianjiushixiu!

womengeliangzhishi…zhishiqingqingpengleyixia!

”tashituyongtizi(chuanzhetezhibaoanxue)xiaoxinyiyiditikaiyikegundaojiaobiandezhuzi,

jieguoneikezhuzi“sou”diyixiadandegengyuan,zhuangzaiqiangbidebaguajingshang,fachu“ding”deyishengcuixiang。

chenmowuzhulelian(linghunyiyishangde)。**qingqingpengleyixia?zheifuwuqipabushipengcizhuanyehu!

**tashenxiyikoubingbucunzaideyinjiankongqi,qiangpozijilengjing。xianzaibushibengkuideshihou,

dangwuzhijishi…zhisun!“bie…biedong!”chenmodeshengyinyinweijinzhangheshekongeryouxiebiandiao,

tazhizheneixiehaizaigundongdezhuzi,“neixiezhuzi!meiyigedoudaibiaoshuju!bunengluan!gengbunengdiu!kuai!

batamendou…douzhaohuilai!anzhao…anzhaodagaiweizhifanghuiqu!”tayebuzhidaojutigaizenmefang,

danzongbimandiluangunqiang!“zhaozhuzi?haohaohao!”aniuamarumengdashe,

zhiyaoburangtamenpei(gujiyepeibuqi),zhaodongxizheizhong“jiandan”renwutamenhaishinengshengrende!

liangrenlikexiangliangtaibenzhuodesaodijiqiren,pazaidishang,juezhe**,kaishizaihunandeguangxianxia,

xiaoxinyiyidibuzhuoneixiehuabuliuqiu、bengbengtiaotiaodefaguangzhuzi。“ai!zheikehongde!biepao!”“aniu!

ni**yazheneikelvdele!”“xiaoxin!biecai!aiyou!”“zheizhuzizahaidaiguaiwande?chengjingle?

”liangrenshoumangjiaoluan,huxiangtixing(gengxiangshihuxiangbandao),zaimandizhuzishangmopagunda,

changmianyidujiqihunluanqiechongmanxijuxiaoguo。chenmoyejiarulejianzhuzidexinglie,tadongzuojiangying,

xianggediyiciwandanzhudexiaohai,meiyiciwanyaodoudaizheshekongrenshishenrurenqundebeizhuanggan。

jiuzaisanrenmantoudahan(linghunyiyishang)diyumandizhuzibodou,jifangneishujuliushanshuodeyufajicu,

jingbaoshengruoyouruowudikaishiwuyanshi——“weng——!”yidaocierdeyinlanghunhezhejudadegudiansheng,

mengdicongjifanghouzhongdehejinmenwaichuantoujinlai!**“…siledouyaoai——!bulinlijinzhibutongkuai——!

yuzhouhuimiexinhaizai——!…”**neishengyingaokang、siya、chongmanlelinghundezhenzhan(huozheshuo,

shilinghundezhemo),bansuizhejiqibuwendingdeyinxiangxiaojiaohezheneryulongdebanzou,rutongmoyinguannao,

shunjianchongjizhejifangneisanrendelinghunhexin!chenmoshouyidou,

gangjianqideyibazhuziyou“huala”yishengsalechuqu。aniuamagengshihedebaozaiyiqi,

chadianyougunjinzhuziduili。“shen…shenmeqingkuang?”aniujingkongdiwangxiangmenkou,“wangchuanhejuedile?

haishinageeguizaihaosang?”amashenzhangbozi,malianshangluchukunhuo:“zheidiaoer…tingzheyoudianershu?

haoxiangshi…《siledouyaoai》?”chenmoyetingchulaile。

zheipoyinpodaolaolaojia、diaozipaodaoxitianqujingdegesheng,

peihezhenengbaguidouzhensandeyinxiangxiaoguo…chuletamendedingtoudalaoban,chaolaotouyanxiaoluo,hainengyoushei?!

**“quantizhuyi!quantizhuyi!”**yigehuankuaiyoudaizhedianliuzayindeguangbosheng(shixiaoxiedeshengyin!

)jinjiezheneisixinliefeidegeshengxiangqi,yaguoleyanxiaoluodeweiyin,

“weiqingzhubenyue‘linghunyindukpi’chaoewancheng!huanjiexintongshiruzhiyali!yanzongtepi!

‘wangchuanbianktv’haohuabaojian!tuanjianhuodong!xianzai!like!mashang!kaishi!suoyouguicha!qiangzhicanyu!

wufenzhongneibudaochangzhe,koubenyuegongdedian!”guangbolihaijiazazhexiaoxiezijixingfendejianjiao:“jiarenmen!

tuanjianzhibozouqi!liwushuaqilai!huojianyoutinglaiyibo!kankanjinwansheishidifugewang(gui)!

”chenmo:“……”**fuwuqidoutanle!kpichaoewancheng?ktvtuanjian?qiangzhicanyu?!

**tajuedezijidelinghunluojimokuaichedishaohuile。

jifanglidejingbaoshengsihuyebeizheijingtiandongdidegeshengheguangboyalexiaqu,xiandegengjiakelianxixi。

aniuamaduishiyiyan,niuyanhemayanlidoushanshuozheyizhong“zainanlintouburujishixingle”deqiyiguangmang。

“tuan…tuanjian?”aniuyanlekoutuomo(linghunyiyishangde)。“k…ktv?

”amadeyanjingliangleqilai。“hai…haiyougongdedian?”aniubuchongdao,xianrangongdedianduitamenhenzhongyao。

liangrenshunjianwanglemandidezhuzihetanhuandefuwuqi,yewanglezijigangchuangxiadedahuo,

lianshangluchulehanhande、xiangwangdexiaorong。“xiaochenxiongdi!zouzouzou!

”aniuyibalaqihaizaishituqiangjiuyikegunxiangjiaoluozhuzidechenmo,“tuanjianyaojin!yanzongqinzixianchang!

qianniandengyihuia!”“jiushijiushi!”amayecouguolai,reqingdituizhechenmodehoubei,

“kougongdediankebuxing!jianzhuzishashihoudounengjian!gebunengbuting!

”chenmobeilianggedaliguichayizuoyiyou“xiechi”zhe,shenbuyoujidibeituolilezainanxianchang。

tatulaodishenzheshou,xiangzhuazhuzuihouyikegunyuandezhuzi,neixinzaifengkuangpaoxiao:**fuwuqi!zhuzi!

bug!erhahaizaizhanlingrenjiana!nimenqingxingyidian!**raner,