我在阴间当码农第13章

yanwangdiandejinjihuiyisuiranchongmanlewulitouyuansu,dan“tiantinggongji”zheigeci,haishixiangyipenbingshui,jiaomieledifurichangdexinao。chenmotuozhepibeidelinghunhuidaojishuzu,zhuoshangneimeibinglengde“mo”zilingpaihegebanshang“zhuanshuchushilianluoguan”derenmingzhuang,xiandegewaixingmu。tayijingkaishihuaiyi,zijicusihoushibushitoutaidaoleyibudaxingqingjingxijuli。

“laoniu!laoma!nimenliangjiwohaohaoweichiwangsichengdezhixu!biezaichuchazile!”yanwangneidaizhehuiyindehousheng,congkuoyinqiliyuanyuanchuanlai。

wangsicheng,gumingsiyi,shineixieyiwaisiwang、yuanquweixuedelinghunzanshitingliudedifang。zheilideguihunyuanqijiaozhong,piqiyeda,zhixuweihuyizhishigelaodanandewenti。

aniuheamalingleming,xiongjiujiuqiangangdibenfuwangsicheng。chenmokanzhetamenyuanqudebeiying,neixinshenchuyongxianchuyizhongbuxiangdeyugan。zheilianghuo,danfanshixuyao“weichizhixu”dedifang,jiuyidinghuichengwei“zhizaohunluan”deyuantou。

guoran,meiguoduojiu,wangsichengfangxiangjiuchuanlailezheneryulongdexuanxiaosheng。

chenmogenzhemoxuanqianwangwangsicheng,zhunbeijinxingxitongshujuzhuizong,gangkaojin,jiukandaoaniuheamazhengnazhelianggeshuodade、zaoxingkuazhangdelaba,shengsilijiedihanzhe。

“buyaoji!doujianpaiduihetang!yigeyigelai!”aniushoulidelabashengbozhentian,bayipangpaiduidejigeguihunzhendehuntidouzhanlesanzhan。

“aineiweidama!shuodejiushini!biechadui!laoshidian!”amazhizheyigeyishanlanlv、manlianhengroudeguihundama,shengyinjianli。

neiguihundamawenyan,mengdizhuanguoshen,dengzhetonglingbandeyanjing,yichayao:“chaduizenmele?!laoniangshengqianjiushichaduizhuanyehu!sihouhaibunengxianglele?!xiaotuzaizi!”

tamamalieliediwangqiangong,shitucongduiwupangbianjijinqu。amajianzhuang,yigejianbuchongshangqu,xiangyaolanzhuta。

“哎呦!”

guihundamayige**mengdixianghougongqu,zhengzhongamadexiongkou!【xiaodian】amaxiangbeipaodanjizhongyiyang,“sou”diyishengfeilechuqu,zaikongzhonghuachuyidaobiaozhundepaowuxian,ranhou“putong”yisheng,zhunquewuwudishuaijinleyipangduimanle“daifenleihunti”dehuishoutongli,zhiliuxialiangzhituizaiwaimianluandeng。

“ama!”aniudajingshise,lianmangpaoguoqulata。

jiuzaianiuwanyaolaamadeshihou,neiguihundamazhuazhujihui,youwangqiangongleliangbu。tashenhoulingyigeguihundayekanbuxiaqule,qihuhudihandao:“laotaipo!nichadui!wojubaoni!”

damamengdihuitou,neizhanghengroulianshangluchuxionghendebiaoqing:“niganjubaolaoniang?kanlaoniangbusileni!”

liangrenshunjianzaiduiwuliniudachengyituan,yinfaleyichangxiaoguimode“chaduidouou”shijian。zhenggewangsichengpaiduideduiwu,xiangshiduominuogupaiyiyang,shunjianluanchengyiguozhou。kusheng、masheng、chaonaoshengciqibifu。

aniuhaoburongyibaamaconghuishoutonglizhuaichulai,liangrenhuxiangpaidazheshenshangdehuichen,mianmianxiangqu。

“laoniu,nikan,youluanle。”amayilianwugu。

“anzaojiuzhidao,zheiguihundama,bineieguidounanchan!”aniuyukuwulei。

moxuanzaiyuanchumianwubiaoqingdikanzhezheiyiqie,tashenbiandegouhunsuofangfoyeganshoudaolezheihunluan,qingqingdidouleliangxia。chenmozechediwuyule,tadeshekongleidayijingkuaibaojingle。

“tamen,xuyaoyixie…‘youxiao’deweichizhixushouduan。”moxuanlengbudingdimaochuyiju。

huayingangluo,moxuanturanchushou,gouhunsuomengdishuaichu,jingzhundichanzhuleyigezhengzailuanpaodeguihun,ranhoumengdiyila——neiguihunbeishuaidexianggetuoluoyiyang,zaikongzhonggaosuxuanzhuanlejiquan,ranhou“peng”diyisheng,beimoxuanzhijieandaoleduiwudezuimowei!

“sheizaichadui,jiushizheigexiachang。”moxuandeshengyinbinglengdebudaiyisiganqing。

suoyousaoluandeguihunshunjiananjingxialai,qishuashuadikanxiangmoxuan。neiqianghandeweisheli,bianiuamadedalabaguanyongyibaibei。beiandaoduiweideguihunyilianmengbi,dankandaomoxuanneizhangbingshanlian,yeshiqudimeiganzhisheng。

duiwushunjianhuifulezhengqi,guihunmenlaolaoshishidipaizhedui,shenzhibishengqianzairenjianpaiduihaiguiju。

aniuheamakandemudengkoudai。

“modaren!ninzheizhaoer,taiguanyongle!”aniuchongbaidihandao。

“neishi,modarenchuma,yigedingliang!”amayegenzhepaimapi。

moxuanmeilihuitamen,zhishizouxiangchenmo,shiyitakaishijianchawangsichengdexitongshuju。

chenmozaimoxuande“hujia”xia,xunsujierulewangsichengdexitong。tafaxianzheilidexitongwenluanshujuyouqiyanzhong,henduowangsilinghundexinxibeieyicuangai,daozhitamenwufazhengchangjinruxiayijieduandelunhuichengxu。

“zheixiecuangaidehenji,bizhiqianfaxiandehaiyaoshen。”chenmozhoumeidao,“sihuyoumouzhonggaojiquanxianzaicaozuo。”

jiuzaizheishi,chenmodekusangbangtongxunbanturanzhendongleyixia。tanachuyikan,shixiaoxiefalaidexiaoxi,haifudaileyizhangzhaopian。

zhaopianshangshianiuheama,tamencikezhengdeyiyangyangdizhanzaizhengqideduiwuqian,aniushoulijuzhedalaba,shangmianherantiezheyizhangshouxiedebiaoyu:“paiduihetang,qingwuchadui!weizhemodarenqinzisongnindaoduiwei!”amazezhanzaipangbian,duizhejingtoubailegejiandaoshou。

xiaoxiedepeiwenshi:“jiarenmen!wangsichengzhixuhuifu!modarenqinzichuma,weishelimax!xianzaipaiduiguihungegedouguaiqiaodexiangxiaomianyang!weidifuguichadianzan!”

chenmokanzhezhaopian,zaikankanpangbianneigegangba“chaduigui”shuaidaoduiwei、zhoushenhanqisiyidemoxuan,zaitingtingwangsichengcikelingrenxinande“zhixusheng”,neixinzhishengxiayigejudadewenhao:zheidifuderichang,daodishishenmexuanhuanjuqing?!

tashouqikusangbang,kanxiangmoxuan,yuyanyouzhi。tahenxiangwenwenmoxuan,tanei“mingzhongzhudingdeweijuezhiyin”detianfu,daodishibushizhende?danyixiangdaomoxuanneizhanglenglian,yijikenengbeitayiju“guozao”dafadiaodefengxian,chenmohaishibahuayanlehuiqu。

bijing,zairucihunluandedifu,nengyouyigexiangmoxuanzheiyang“wuliweichizhixu”deduiyou,sihuye…haibucuo?zhishao,bineiduisuishikenengshuaijiaodeniutoumamiankaopuduole。

difudeweijiyuelaiyueshen,muhouheishoushishei?nijuedechenmode“weijueleida”tianfuhuizaiheshihedifahuizuoyong?huozhe,niduiniutoumamianjiexialaide“gaoxiaozainan”youshenmeqidaima?