我在阴间当码农第5章

“jifangshiba?zouzouzou!shumenshulu!”aniubuyoufenshuo,pushanbandedashoujiupaizailechenmobeishang(lidaozhida,chadianbachenmodelinghunpaichutiwai),tuizhetawangwaizou。

“dui!shumenshulu!”amafuhe,shunshouchaoqichenmogongweishangneibeiyijingliangtou、sanfazhekeyiqiweide“wangchuanteyin”(kenengshimougetongshifangde),“xiaochenxiongdikebuke?xianhedian?biekeqi!”shuozhejiuwangchenmozuibiansong。

chenmojingkongdibaishou:“bububu!xiexie!wobuke!”**neiwanyierkanzhexianggongyefeishui!**

“ai,biekeqima!”aniuhaizaituisang。

“jiushijiushi!”amajuzhebeiziqiongzhuibushe。

sanrenyiyizhongjiqibieniudezishi(chenmobeituizheliangqiangqianjin,amajubeixiangsui)chuanguozoulang,yinlaibushaoguichacemu。chenmoganjuezijideshekongzhishuyijingbaobiao,zhixiangyuandixiaoshi。

haoburongyididasuoweide“jifangzhongdi”menkou,zheilidaoshijiebeisenyan——yidaoxuyaoshuangzhongyanzhengdehouzhonghejinmen。aniushangqian,bashuodadeniuyanduidaohongmosaomiaoyishang(yiqifachu“bibi”dejingbao,tishi“feirenleihongmotezheng,qingzhongshi”),amazeshoumangjiaoluanditaochuyizhangzhoubabadecikashuamenjin(shualesancicaiduizhunweizhi)。

men“chi”diyishenghuakai,luchulimiandejingxiang。

chenmoxiangxiangzhongdejifang:bingleng,zhengjie,bumanshanshuozhishidengdegaokejijiju,wengwengzuoxiangdefuwuqizhenlie。

yanqiandejifang:gengxiangyige……gudongzahuopujiadaoshizuofaxianchangdejieheti。

kongjianhenda,danguangxianhunan,zhiyoujizhanyaoyedelvseguihuodengtigongzhaoming。kongqizhongmimanzhechenjiudezhizhang、huichen、tanxiangheyisi…shaojiaofuzhideweidao。qiangbishangguamanlegezhongluopan、baguajing、tunsedefulu。erfangjiandezhengzhongyang,jiushizhenggedifushengsibuxitongdehexin——“lunhuipan”fuwuqi。

dangchenmokanqingneidongxishi,tachedishihuale。

neigenbenbushishenmexiangxiangzhongdechaojijisuanjizhenlie!

neishiyige……judawubide、youmouzhonganchenwumuzhichengde**laoshisuanpan**!

suanpanxuanfuzaibankongzhong,sanfazherouheergulaodeyouguang。tadekuangjiajudadejingren,jihudingdaoletianhuaban。shangmianmimimamachuanzhewushukecaizhibuming、shanshuozhebutongweiguang(daibiaobutonglinghunzhuangtai?)dezhuzi。wushugenbantoumingde、liutangzheshujuliuguangde“sixian”(gengxiangshinengliangliu)congsuanpankuangjiashangyanshenchulai,lianjiedaofangjiangechuyixieqixingguaizhuangdefaqishang——youguijia、youyubi、shenzhihaiyoujigeqingtongding,dinglihaichazhexianxiang,qingyanniaoniao。

**zheijiushiqudongsanjieshengsilunhuide“fuwuqi”?yigejudade、huifaguangdesuanpan?!**chenmoganjuezijidechengxuyuanzhihunzaibeiming。**shangguchengxuyuanyetaiyingheleba?!yongsuanpandadaima?!**

“re!xiaochenxiongdi!zheijiushi‘lunhuipan’!”aniuzihaodizhizheneixuanfudejuwu,fangfozaijieshaozijiachuanjiabao,“jieshi!naiyong!shanggudanengzaode!bineixiehualihushaodedianziwanyierqiangduole!”

“jiushijiushi!”amamengdiantou,“suanpanzhueryibo,shengsibushangjiugaiyibi!lingdehen!jiushi…jiushiyoushihouzhuzirongyikazhu…”tashengyinxiaolexiaqu。

chenmoqiangrenzhetucaodeyuwang,coujinguancha。guoran,zaisuanpankaojinyouxiajiaodaibiao“chushengdao-quankefenqu”dequyu,youjikezhuzibeiyicengdandande、buhexiedehuiguanglongzhaozhe,kazaileyigebushangbuxiadeweizhi,daozhiliujingtamendeshujuliuguangdoubiandewenluanzhise。**kanlai“erhabug”dewuligenyuanjiuzaizheili!**

“wentizhaodaole。”chenmozhizheneijikehuipupudezhuzi,“xuyaobaneijikekazhudezhuzifuweihuozheqingliyixia,kenengxuyao…e…batabanxialaiyidian?”neisuanpanxuanfudeyoudiangao,chenmogoubuzhe。

“banxialai?haoshuo!”aniuyitinglaijingle,zaicipaixiongfu,“jiaojiwomen!”

“jiushijiushi!bandongxiwomenzaixing!”amayeluqibingbucunzaidexiuzi。

liangrengenbenmeidengchenmoxiangxishuomingcaozuoliucheng(biru:qingnaqingfang!),jiuxiongjiujiuqiangangdizoudaojudadesuanpanxiafang。aniucuolecuoshou,amazhalegemabu(zishijiqibubiaozhun)。

“wohanyiersan,zangeliangyiqishijinger!”aniuzhihuidao。

“haolei!”amayingsheng。

“yi!er!san!qi——!”

liangrentongshifali,sizhidashoumengdituozhulechenzhongdewumusuanpankuangjiadibu。

zhiting“gazhi——”yishenglingrenyasuande**,xuanfudesuanpanjingranzhendebeitamenhandong,huanhuanxiajianglejicun!

“hei!chengle!”aniudeyi。

“chenglechengle!”amayexiao。

就在这时!

yexushiniandaitaiguojiuyuan,yexushianiuamayongliguomengqiebujunyun,yexushineijikekazhudezhuzichengshouleewaideyingli……

“beng!beng!beng!beng!……”

yilianchuanqingcuiderutongbaodouzibandexiangshengzhouranzhakai!

zhijiansuanpanxiafang,gudingzhuzidelaojiuhengliang,zaianiuamatuojudiandezhengshangfang,haowuzhengzhaodibeng!duan!le!

chaneijian,rutongtiannvsanhua,youxiangshijuedidehongshui!

**chengqianshangwankeshanshuozhegeseweiguangdesuanpanzhuzi,rutongshiquleshufudeliuxingyu,congduanliechuqingxieerxia!**

“hualalalala——!!!”

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“aiyouwei!”aniubeijikezhuzizazhongleniubizi。

“wodemaya!”amabeigundaojiaoxiadezhuzibanlegelieju。

liangrenshoumangjiaoluan,xiayishidixiangsongkaisuanpanquhutouduoshan。

zheiyisongshou,neichenzhongjudadesuanpankuangjiashiqulezhicheng,daizheshengxiahaimeibengdiaodezhuzihehengliang,mengdixiangxia**yizhui!**

“轰!”

yishengmenxiang,suanpanjiazizhongzhongdizazaijifangbumanhuichendedimianshang,jiqiyipianyanchen!shengxiadezhuziyoushiyizhenxilihualadiluanbeng。

zhenggejifangshunjianyipianlangjie。dimianshangpumanlehouhouyicenggundongde、shanshuodesuanpanzhu,xiangpuleyicenghuifaguangdewandou。judadesuanpanjiaziwaixiedidaozaidishang,jigenxingcundehengliangkelianxixidiguazhelingxingdezhuzi。lianjiesizhoufaqideshujuliuguangsixianfengkuangshanshuo、doudong,fachuzizidedianliusheng,zhenggefangjiandeguangxiandouzaimingmiebuding。

aniuheamawanquanshayanle,baochizhegangcaituojudezishi,jiangzaiyuandi,niuyanhemayandengdeliuyuan,kanzhezijiqinshouzhizaodezainanxianchang。

chenmozhanzaimenkou,beizheichangturuqilaide“zhuguangbaoqi”dezainanxilidemudengkoudai,linghundoumale。tanaohaizhongzhishengxiayigeniantou,bansuizheyanqianwushutiaoyuedeguangdian,fengkuangshuaping:

**bugmeixiuhao…fuwuqi…haoxiang…beiwomengantanhuanle?!**takanzhemandiluangun、haizaifaguangdezhuzi,youkankanhuitoutulian、yilianchuanghuohoumangrandeniutoumamian,yigubiwangchuanheshuihaiyaobinglengdejuewanggan,huanhuanyanmeiletadelinghun。zheiyinjiandeban,zhenshimeiyitiandouzaitiaozhantadehunshengjixian!