“diyichang16jin8debisai，chubudingyuwutianzhihoukaishi。”
“muqianyuxuansaiyijingjieshule。jiangdadiyilundeduishouwozheilibunengjinitoulou。”
taoqingyibianshuozhe，yikankanzhetaorandelianse。
shengpayinweizijideyifanhua，**daozijideerzi。duiyutaoran，taoqingdexinlishiyoukuiqiande。
“wozhidao！banibuyongjieshi。”
taorandelianshangxiaorongwenhe。taoqingkantaoranqueshimeiyouzaiyi，yejiufangxialexinzhongdedanyou。
“zheishiniduiyoudelianxifangshi。denghuinizijiquzhaotamen，zheijitiannimenmohelianxiyixia。bijingzheizhongwanfashinixiantichulaide。duiyuguizedelijie，xianglaiputianzhixiadoumeiyounilaidetongtou。”
wushengdexiaolexiao，taoranyikoudayinglexialai。
duiyubisai，taqueshiyouzhexuduobutongdelijie。
zhishibuzhidao，zheichangdianyingxiushibushixuyaotaliangchuzheixiesaocaozuo。
luojiashanxia，jiangchengdaxuedexiaomenkou。songbieleyiyibushedefumu，yuehaolewanshangjietayiqichifan。
taoranyigerenqingqingsongsongdezoujinlezheigezijidaileliangnianduodexiaomen。
zheishijiangdadeyinghuayijingxiele。suiranhaiyouyixiemumingerlaideyouren，danbingbushihenduo。
yishendaopaodetaoranshishirandezouzhe。henqingsong，hezaishanshangyiyang。
jizijiweilaideduiyoudaleyigedianhua，dezhitamenzhengzaitiyuguanxunlian。taorankankanshenshangdedaopao，meinaihedehuidaosushe，huanleyishenyundongzhuang。
zheicaiqizhegongxiangdanche，xiangzhetiyuguanzouqu。
rujinyijinglinjinkaixue，xiaoyuanlisansanliangliangyouxiefanxiaodexuezi。youdezaishuyinxiabeishu，youdeshouqianzheshou，tanzhelixiang。
taoranyiluqicheguoqu，bingmeiyoushenmefengbo。
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tiyuguanli，sigerenzhengzaifengkuangdelianxitouyansheyan。hunshendahanlinli。
“pingge、yunge、moer，tanhuagangjiwodadianhuale。”
shuohuadeshiyigehenjinggandexuesheng。zhengshijiangdazuqiushedeshezhangjiangzhi。yeshixiaozuqiuduidezhuliqianfeng
“tanhua？keshiguoxueyuandeneigetanhua？”
xumozaipangjieleyiju。“nandaoshitanhualanglaibuqifengdeque？”
taoranduixumobushuxi，keshixumoduitaoran，keshiruleiguaner！guoxueyuanyouyifurenwulianzaijiangdaliuchuanshenguang。
上联:才如咏絮
下联:貌若盈车
shangxialianfenbiexielelianggeren。shanglianxiedeshiguoxueyuandenvzhuangyuan，liangniansicikaoshiyuanlidiyidezhangyouwei。xialianxiedejiushiguoxueyuandetanhualang，rongmaodandangtaoranle。
“yinggaishizheiyangle！burantanhualangzenmehuijizhigedadianhua！”
“ai！”wangpingwangyunmianduimiantanleyikouqi。
“kelianwomenliangxiongdideyanzhidandangbubaole。”
“滚蛋！”
“呸，臭不要脸。”
jirenxiaonaoleyizhen。zhenghaokanjiantaoranshishiranzoulejinlai。
“xiongdimenxinkule！”ganggangjinmen，taoranjiuxiangzhejirenwenlejuhao！
“辛苦你大爷！”
xiguanxingdeduileguoqu，zheicaizhuanshenkanjianletaorandemeiziyi。zongrandianshishangjianguanlezhengrongdemeinanzi，danshirengongde，zhongjiushaoletianrandeneiguzilingqi。
jishitongweihanzi，yebuyoudexinliqiaqileningmeng。
jirenzhizhong，jiangzhishixintaizuihaode。
“xinghaozheisihewobushiyigeluxian。bunengweixiewoyinglangyingjundelianpang。”
“yi，xiangdaozheilijiangzhifaxianbudui！jiusuanshitaoranzheisihetaluxianbuyiyang。danshixumohewangpingwangyunhetayiyangderengaomada。yingyongduoren。zheijigejiahuohetazoudeyigeluxian，yingxiangtayingwudexingxianga！”
xiangdaozheili，yansejiuyouxiebushanle。shibushizhaogeshijianheitamenjidun？
zheishihouyijingkuaidaozhongwule。taorankanlekanshijian，zhijielazhetamenchuquchileyidun。yilaizhenghaoshifandian，erlaiyeshiyinweitalaidebijiaowan。wulunruhe，zhongjiuyinweitazaochengleyixiebubian。
jishiduiyoubutaiqingchulimiandequzhe，dantaoranhaishiyaozuoyixieshiqing。
xiawuxunliandeshihou，taorandeyishoushuaiqiuzhenjinglejiangzhi、xumo、wangyunwangpingsigeren。
zhiyaoqiudaolexumodeshouzhong，shitouchuqu，zuishaoyouqitounenggouchuanguofengliuyan。yaozhidaojishishilanqiuduichushendewangyunwangping，yebuguoshishitouzhongersanbale。
xianxialaideshihou，taoranyehuijijiangzhisirenxiangxijiangshuleyixiazheigeyouxidewanfaguizehenafenfangfa！jianlejiaoliandezhize。
jirenyemeiyoushenmeyijian。taoranyoushili，younaozi，gengzhuyaodeshitamenbenshenmeiyoujiaolian。duizheigeyouxiwanfaliangyanyimohei。
xianzaihaoburongyiyougexingjia，gaoxingdoulaibuji，youzenmehuipaijidichu？
genghekuangjigerenzaijiangdahuoduohuoshaodouyouxiemingqi。dajiayoujihuirenshi，bingjianzuozhan。yihoudaoshehuijianmianzhihou，huxianglacheyibazenmedouyaobimoshengxiaoyouyaoqiangshangjifenba！
renzhichangqing，buyaoshuozheishigonglixinli。
zhuanyanjiuguoqulewutian，laidaolerenyiqiujiangchengdaxuedaibiaoduidiyicibisaiderizi。
qingcipingtaideguanfangzhibojian，jiweijiabinzhengzailiaoderehuochaotian。
“luolaoshi，wanglaoshi。womendouzhidao，zheicijiangchengdaxuedaibiaoduiduizhandeshijinlingkejidaxuedaibiaodui。yuxuansaizhong，jinlingkejidaxuedetujindafaweitamennaxialeyichangyouyichangdeshengli。
erjiangchengdaxue，zuoweiwoguoyoumingdezhongdiandedaxue。zhuzhongduixueshengzonghesuzhidepeiyang。jintianzheichangbisai，jiweilaoshijuedeneifangdeshengsuanxiangduigaodian？”
nvzhuchirendekaichangguohou，bahuatidijilejintianjiabin。yigeshiqingcipingtaitiyubisaidezhimingjieshuoyuanluoyongxiao。yigeshiguanfanglanqiubisaidejieshuoyuanwangchunyi。
worenweizheichangbisai，haishijinlingkejidaxuedaibiaoduiyingdekenengxingdayixie。
luoyongxiaojieguolezijitongshidiguolaidehuati。
“e，luolaoshishuoshuoninshizenmekande！”
luoyongxiaosihaobusong，zhangkoujiushuo。“jinlingkejidaxuedejichangbisaiwodouzaizhibojianjinxingjieshuo。keyishuoshiyilushangkanzheizhiduiwucongyuxuansaishangdachulaide。xiangbizhixiajintianshijiangchengdaxuedeshoucibisai。erqieruguoshule，henkenengshijiangchengdaxuedezuihouyichangbisai。jiudasaijingyaneryan，wohaishikanhaojinlingkejidaxuedaibiaodui。bijingtamendewuhaozhongfengguodijiwohewozhibojiandeguanzhongmenliuxialeshenkedeyinxiang。”
“wozhijindoubuganxiangxin，dangdaidedaxueshengshenshangjingranhuiyoujunyinglicaiyoudetiexueqixi。zheishiwowanwanxiangbudaode。”
“luolaoshiyousuobuzhi，guotongxueshidingxiangweipeisheng。”zhuchirenhuatouyidian，liangweijiabinxinzhongmingbai。yejiuchakailehuati。
“wanglaoshitongyiluolaoshideguandianme？
“woduiluolaoshideguandiandaoshibaoyoubutongdeyijian！”
“王老师说说看！”
“xiangduiyujinlingkejidaxuezhiji，jiangchengdaxuededuiyuanmen，zuodaolejizhijiyouzhibi。zhengsuowei，zhijizhibi，baizhanbudai。suiranzheiyijujiangchengdaxueyaozuodaodezhibiyoudianduo。danwohaishigengkanhaojiangchengdaxuedaibiaoduiduoyidian。”
kanzhetaixiadaobodeshoushi，zhuchirenlianmangchuanchang。
“luolaoshihewanglaoshigeyougedekanfa。bisaijinchengjiujingruheni？womenbahuamianjiaojixianchangdejieshuolaoshi！”