tingshuaide，shenzhihaiyoudianyanshu。
tingrenqiangjiaobushishenmehaoxiguan，shengzhitaijiao，gangzhunbeilikai，jiutingjianneibianchuanlainanshenghanxiaodesangyin，daizhejifenmanbujingxin：
“好巧。”
shengzhiganjuexintiaomominglouleyipai，jiufangfo，zheirenshizaigenzijishuohuayiban。
dangran，zheicuojuezhicunzaileyishun，tahenkuaitingjianlenanshengxiamiandehua：
“woyexihuanwoziji。”
“……”
feichangyoubingdejujueliyou，pianpianneigenvshengxiangshimeitingdongside，jixuzhuiwen：“neiwomen……”
“是情敌。”
“……”
shenjing，haitamomingqimiaoxiaoleyixia。
tawangleyanshishengyin，xiayimiao，neibianludengxiadeliangrenxiangshichajuedaoleshenmeside，muguangqiqikanxiangta。
shengzhidemuguangcubujizhuangjinlenanshengneishuanglvedaijingchademouzili，taxiangshibeixialedingshenshuyibandailengzaiyuandi。
nvshengzaikandaoshengzhineiyike，xiaolianshunjianyipiancanbai。
tabiezhezuikanlekanshengzhi，youkanlekanxieyuchen，yuqiweiqudebuxing，henshibuganxindiduishengzhidiuxiayiju：
“duibuqi，wobuzhidaotayijingyounvpengyoule。”
便逃命似的跑了。
徒留盛枳一脸茫然。
关她什么事？
takanlekannvshenglikaidebeiying，zainiutou，tasanmiaoqiandefeiwenduixiangbuzhiheshiyijingzoudaotamianqianle。
kanzhemianqianturanfangdadeneizhangjunlian，shengzhixinliyijing，tiaojianfanshesidehoutuiliangbu，xiangzhishoujingdemao。
“……buhaoyisi。”shengzhiruoruodaoqian，xianxidegebozhilezhinvshengxiaoshidefangxiang，“yaobuwoqugentajieshiyixia……”
suirantayebuzhidaoweishenmeneigenvshenghuiyouzheizhongwuhui。
“不用。”
xieyuchendaliangleyiyanmianqianzheiren。
wanzitou，xingyanqiaobi，yandidaizhexiebeizhuabaodejujin。
pifutouzhebingtaidebai，xueshoudeshenquzangzaikuandadebaiseweiyili，fangfoyizhenfengjiunengguapaoleside。
tadongledongchun，gangxiangshuohua，jiutingjianshengzhiqing“a”leyisheng。
tashuangshouchelechezijideyibai，youkanlekannanshengshenshangdetongkuan，houzhihoujuefanyingguolai，taliangzhuangshanle。
zhibuguoxieyuchenchuandeneijianyanseshiheide，zheimeyikan，liangrenchuandegenqinglvzhuangmeishenmeliangyang。
nanguaiganggangneigenvshenghuiwuhui。
“haoqiaoa……haha……”shengzhigangaxiaoxiao，“womenshitongkuanei……”
xieyuchenmeixiao，zhishidandanjinggao：“zheizhongshiqingyihoubiezuole。”
便扬长而去了。
shengzhifanyingleliangmiao，yishidaotashuodeshitoutingdeshiqing。
zheishierqueshishitalikui，danzheirentaiduweimiantaiguoxiaozhang。
shengzhichongzhetadebeiyingnulexiazui，erhouganshoudaoyifukoudailideshoujizhendongleyixia。
tashoushenjinkoudai，meimodaozijideshouji，fanertaochuleyigeanjiandelaonianji。
shixiawushoushisusheshizaichoutilifaxiande，dangshizhongqileyixiaquemeirenhefanying。
tayemeiduoxiang，zhidangshimeidian，shunshoujiuchuaidoulile。
shengzhijiesuoshouji，liangsanzhikuandepingmulidanchumimimamadeduanxinwenzi：
【gongxisuzhu，ninyijihuoxitong，huodejianglishengmingzhisantian。】
【suzhunihao，niyichenggongbangdingxuerenjingxitong。】
【jiancedaosuzhushengmingzhiguodi，qingsuzhuanshiwanchengrenwu，dangshoujidaozugoudefukezhihou，xitongjianghuijiyusuzhujibingquanyudejiangli。】
“！”
laotiannaitingjiantadeyuanwangle？
zenmehaidiaojile？bazongjiming，bianchengxitongjimingle？
—
liaobuzizhitianmei×gaogongdifangzhuaige
daxuexiaoyuanxiaotianbing，baotiande。
欢迎老婆们来看～
dajiazuihaohaishibuyaodunwenhetiaozhangha，shuhenrongyibeiyangside(ｔ▽ｔ)
liangfenzhonghou，neigelaonianjiananjingjingditangzailelubiandelajitongli。
shengzhichonglajitongfanlegebaiyan，jiezhehaobuyouyujixuwangqianzou。