第3章

zhiciwoyeguoshanglezaoshangyourensongzaocan,zhongwuyiqichiwucan。

zaoshangyourenjie,wanshangyourensong,yimalailehaisongnuanbaobaodemeixiumeisaodeshenghuo。

songnuanbaobaodeshi,kendingshiwodedazuibaguimimengmengshuode,zaitapinfandatingwohezhengbindeshiqingshijiushibeixuxingheshoumaile,yuanshixuxinghebangtayaodaolenanshenweixin。

wohexuxinghequedinglianaiguanxineitian,zhanduiduizhang「dengta」falegedahongbao,@woshuo,zheishinimendeduizhangfuren。

xiamianyipiandexiaosaozihao。

wozeshijiuqixuxinghedeerduo,「shuonidaodiyoujigehao?」

「xuxuyuanwangna,wojiuzheilianggehao,shuxingxingshizhuanmenweinizhucedexiaohaoya!」

zheishineihanwoshidaxingxing?santianbudashangfangjiewa。

hezhanduidechengyuandachengyipianhoucaizhidao,zheidoushihexuxingheguanxihaodegemen/tongxue/xueshenghuide,jiushiweilepeihexuxinghezhuinvpengyou。

yuanlaizheijiushixushilangman,youdiantian。

wozongshiyihuoxuxingheshizenmexihuanshangwode,tashuotayaodengdaoqiuhundeshihouzaigaosuwo。

budebushuoxuxinghehaishifeichangqiangshoude,zaiwomenshouqianshousanbudeshihouhaihuiyouxiaoxuemeijixuxinghesongqingshu/jiaweixin。

woshijujueleyiboyouyibo,xuxingheyijuhuadoubushuo,jiushikanzhewoxiao。

zaiwohexuxinghedeniwaizhong,yinglailexuxinghedeshixitongzhishu。

xuxinghejujueleshixijihui,yemeiyouhuijiajieshoutababadeqiye。

zaidaxuezheibianzulegeshangwulou,yonglaichuangye,meimingqiyueweilekanzhuwo。

woyebuzhidaotaweishenmeyouzheimeduoweijigan。

xuxinghegongzuoshidehenduoyuangongdoushizhanduichengyuan,tamenshiyigeruanjiankaifagongsi。

wohetamendouhenshuxi,jingchangyiqichuquchifan。

zuijinnaxialeyigedaxiangmu,dajiadouhenkaixin,zhongyukeyifangsongyixiale。

dajiadouhedeyoudianduo,xiaopanghegaole,chuixuzijidegonglao。

「dangchulaodazhuixiaosaozi,wokeshililedagongha」

pangbianderenganmangquwutadezui,xuxinghezuijiaoshangyangshuo「rangtashuoba」

xiaopangjixuwuwadao:「xiaosaozineijiexiaohuapingbi,haishiwoheijinwangzhanbaxiaosaozipchengruhua,cairangxiaosaoziluoxuan。」

woheirenwenhao???womeicanjiaxiaohuapingbiya,nalilaidezhaopian?

xuxinghexiaoyinyindeshuo:「shibieren**dezhaopianfangshangqude。」

「neiweishenmebubawozhaopianshandiao,pchengruhuashenmegui?」

xuxinghedanlexiawodeetou「ben,yongjuehouhuan」

wowentaweishenmebushitalaiptu,rangxiaopanglai,tashuopawoyihoujihenta,ninlaorenjiakezhenweiwozhexiang。

woshuozenmezhenggexueqidoumeiyourenzhuiwoni,duanrenyinyuan,yourusharenfumudongbudong?

wowentaweishenmebupziji,duanwoyinyuan,zijizaineizhaofengyindie,zheiyadejingranshuoweilerangwozhidaotaxingqingyouduohao,woxiexieninnei。

第九章

shijianguodezhangyawuzhua,zhuanyanwoyedaolebiyedeshihou。

xuxinghedegongsibandefengshengshuiqi,tashuoqueyigemishu,rangwoqutagongsi。

wobingbuxiangyikaonanren,danshitashuoshiyaoanzhaozhengchangdeshuipinglaifafanggongzi,zuocuoshiyeyaofakuande。

wocaianxindequshangban,ai,meitiandouyaokanzhenanpengyoufadaiderizizhennanao!

zaigongsiyouwanchengyigedadandeshihou,xuxinghezuzhileyichangjiaoyou。

zaimantiandengguanghexuanlandeyanhuazhong,xuxinghexiangwoqiuhunle。

wobanjinlexuxinghemaidehunfang,tashuodengwomenfangjiahuijiajianleshuangfangfumujiulingzhengbanjiuxi。

qutajianeitian,tanainaireqingdelazhewodeshoushuo:「zheijiushibaxiaohezibizidachuxue,rangxiaohezidianjile3niandewangmeimeijiadesunnvba!」

nainaidehua,zhijierangwoluchulejiaxiao,ganlegedaga。

wobajiandaoxuxinghedeshihoushuo:「zheijiushigaozhongdeshihounishengpudexiaocao?」

wosishimidedadaoni?woyaoshifu。

hunlidingzailezhengyuechuliu,wohexuxinghecongjialihuiquhou,jiuxuanlegeliangchenjirichezhengle。

xuxinghezaozaodejiujiwodinglefengguanxiapeihehunsha。

fengguanxiapeijieqindeshihouchuan,qidihunshapaiwaijingdeshihouchuan,datuoweihunshadianlideshihouchuan。

guimiheshiyouhailaiwomendexinjiacanguan,xuxingheqinzixiachuzhaodailetamen。

zaijiehunqianxi,xuxinghezhongyurenbuzhuyaoduiwoxiashoule。

yushiwomenjiuchizhengshanggangkaileche。

jiehunneitianxuxinghexiaodexianggehaizi,yitiandouhebulongzui。

mengmeng、jinshahaiyoushiyoumenkudexianggeshazi,danwohennuanxin。

hunhouwoxiangxuexizuofan,xuxingheshuowobuyongmianqiangziji,talaijiukeyi。

danwohaishirenzhendequxuexile,zhuazhuyigenanrendexin,jiuyaozhuazhutadeweima。