“niyinggaizhidao，zheilibenlaijiushiwoweijiadenongchang。”
“kexizicongweijiashuaibaizhihou，weijiazurensifenwulie，gezimousheng。”
“weijiazhixijiushengxiawohemeimeiweiningliangren，danshitongrenbutongming，womeimeiyinweizixiaoxiuliantianfujingren，dedaoxianjianshengdizhanglaodeqinglai，yijingbairuxianjianshengdimenxiale。”
“suiranwomeiyouxiuliantianfu，danwoyebushifeiren。”
“pingweijiazuchuandenongchang，woshangnengbaozhengwenbao，woyexuwufabangmeimeishenme，danzongsuanyebutuotahoutui。”
shuodaozheilideshihou，weizhengrenbuzhushenshendetanxileyisheng。
nidouniubidaomuchandilingguole，juranhaoyisihanzhezhishiweilebaozhengwenbao?
丢你老母!
装逼遭雷劈!
zuorennengbunengbietaiwuchile!
kanzheweizhengyifushangchunbeiqiudebiaoqing，tiejiangruzuozhenzhan，hunshenbushufu，xianxieyikoulaoxuejiupenchulai。
zheiyiduncha，tiejianghedeyaoyouduonanshoujiuyouduonanshou。
“zheilianggefanshunidaihuijiachi”。weizhengjiangneilianggekaofanshudijitiejiang，xiaozheshuodao。
“shenme?zheilianggediling……fanshu，zhendeyaojiwo?”tiejiangdenaoziruleiji，sisidedingzheweizheng。
“dui，jini，bujiushilianggefanshuma?”weizhengwusuoweidebailebaishou。
laotoushibushichuiniuchuihuainaole，zhishilianggefanshu，yongdezheyifudajingxiaoguaideyangzima?
zheidongxizaiwolaojia，neishiyonglaiweizhude。
bujiushiliangge……fanshu?
shubuzhi，weizhengzheijuhualuozaitiejiangdeerzhong，chadianjiumeiyouyikouqikazaihoulongzhongshangbulai。
dilingguojiazhiliancheng，tajuranxiangrenglajiyiyang，manbuzaihu?
这是多大的手笔啊!
dunshijian，weizhengdexingxianghedengji，zaitiejiangdexinzhongzaidutishengleyigecengci。
biekanweizhengnianjiqingqing，xiangyeshaoniandemoyang。
danxianzai，zaitiejiangdeyanzhongzheijiahuoshuobudingshibuzhidaohuoleduoshaoniandelaoguaiwule。
zhiyupinqiongliaodaodaozhongdilaiweichishengji，zheizhonghuajianzhijiushifangpi!
tiejianglianyigebiaodianfuhaodoubuhuixiangxin。
nalelianggefanshu，tiejiangjidongdeshuangshoudouzaizhandou，naozixiangshibeizhaleyiban，yunliwulisidezoule。
“ai，doushiqiongrena，chidedongxibenlaibuduo，yingyangbuliang，lianzouludoubutaiwendingle。”
kanzhetiejiangyifuweiweizhanzhandeyangzi，weizhengrenbuzhutanxileyisheng。
bijingshanglenianji，shenghuobuyia。
yaoshiyihounengzhuandaoqian，duodianzhaoguzheigelaotou。
congliangtingchulai，weizhengtaitouxiangyuanchudebankongningwangguoqu，buyoudezhoumei。
neibianzhengshiyunchengsuozaidefangxiang。
ningshenguanwang，keyikandaoneibianbuduanyouxuanlandeliuguangcongtiankongzhonghuaguo，neishixiuxianzhezaiyujianfeixing。
“zuijinyunchenglailehenduopiaoliangdenvxiushia。”
“jitianqian，yunchenglimiankandaolianggexiaoniu，zeze，neishencai，neixiangmao……。”
“yaoshinengdangwonvpengyoujiuhaole。”
“ai，youfangyoudi，shenghuoziyou，jiuquegenvpengyoule。”
weizhengyibiankenzhefanshu，yibiannannanziyuqilai。
tasuiranzhishiyigewufaxiuliandenongmin，danshiduixiuxianzhequebingfeiyiwusuozhi。
yinweixiuxianjieshilizuiqiangdelangyaxianmenjiuzaiyunchengfujin。
langyaxianmenyoushushiwandizi，meitianxiaohaodeshiwuheshenghuoyongpinnanyiguji，jibianshiyunchengdejumindounengjingchangkandaolangyaxianmendedizixiashancaigou，suoyiyunchengderenduixiuxianzheyijingshisikongjianguanle。
zhishiweizhengduitamenbuganxingqu，bijingtaxianzaihexiuxianzhemeiyourenhejiaoji。
taxianzaiweiyidexiangfa，jiushiyaobuyaojiangzheixiefanshuquanbuwachulai，nadaoshijilimianmaile。
bijingtaxianzaidejingjiqingkuang，yeshinipusaguojiang，zishennanbaole。
suiranfanshukeyibaozhengtabuyongeduzi，danshizuoweiyitiaohunchidengsidexianyu，taduirouleigengganxingqu。
erqiesuanqilai，tayijinghaojigeyuemeiyouchiguoroule。
zhangtufudexinxianzhurou，lijiacunchulaidexinxianluyu，haiyouzhangmapodedoufu……。
xiangdaozheixie，weizhengjiurenbuzhumoleyikoutuomo。
ruofeishenshanglianbangetongbandoumeiyou，tacaibuhuitiantianwozaijialikenfanshuni。
ruoshizheixiexiangfarangtiejiangzhidao，buzhidaohuibuhuituxueerwang。
shenmefanshu，neishidilingguo!
suibianyigedilingguo，douzuyilingbadaxianmenweizhidadetoupoxueliu。
bierenxiangchidouchibudaoni。
zheijiahuotiantiannazhedilingguoken，juranhaibumanyi?
yucitongshi，julizheilibuyuandedifang，chuxianyidayixiaoliangdaoshenying，zhengzaichaozheliangtingfangxiangerlai。
congfushijiukeyikanchulai，tamendoushilangyaxianmendedizi。
dadejiaozuoyunxue，xiaodejiaoyunzihan。
yunxueshiqibasuideyangzi，meiyanrushui，jiemaohenzhang，meixinshiyouyikehonghuozhu，rutongxiannvlinchen。
yunzihanzeshiyigeqibasuidexiaonanhai，feichanghuopo，yilubengbengtiaodezoulai。
liangrenfengchenpupu，rangrenyiyanjiukanchulaishiconghenyuandedifangganlai。
“shijie，nitairangrenshiwangle，juranlianyikexuanlingguodoumeiyouzhaodao!”yunzihanbumandediguzhedao。
“yunzihan!”yunxueqidegouqiang，nuchizhedao：“nigaoqingchule，shisheitoutoudegenzhechulai，haiwozhaobudaoxuanlingguo，shizunjiushangfufa，ruguomeiyouxuanlingguozhiliao，dengdaobadaxianmenshinianyicizhengduomengzhuzhizhan，shizunbibaiwuyi，xianzainihaiganmaiyuanwozhaobudaoxuanlingguo，denghuidaolangyaxianmen，nidengzhebeishizunchengfa!”
“nizhaobudaoxuanlingguoguanwoshenmeshi……。”yunzihansuolesuobozi，hurandao：“woele，zoubudong。”
“nishipahuidaolangyaxianmenbeishizunzefa?”yunxueqiaolianyileng，nuchizhedao：“zoukuaiyidian!”
“wozhendeele，zoubudongle。”yunzihangancuidunzaidishangbuzoule。
“shizunjiushangfufa，xianzaishengsiweibu，womenyaojinkuaiganhuiqu，nizoubudongyedezou!”yunxueqideyaoya，zheixiaoguitoujiuzhidaojitaremafan，ruofeikanzaitongmendefenshang，benguniangjiuyijianjiangtapile。
“wocaibugennihuiquni。”yunzihanchaoyunxuezuolegeguimian，zhuanshenkuaibuxiangzuocefeibenerqu。
“yunzihan，nibieluanpao，jiwohuilai。”yunxuedunshidaji，lianmangzhuileshangqu。
biekanyunzihanzhishiqibasuidexiaohaizi，danbijingyeshixiuxianzhe，taopaodesudukebuman，zhuanyanjianliangrenjiuraoguoqianfangdeshanyue，laidaoshanyuehoufangdeyipianshanlinqianfang。
taitouwangqu，baiyunliaorao，lvshuiqingshan，yigeliangtingyingrutamendeyanmuzhinei。
“zheizhongdifangjuranhaiyourenjuzhu?”yunzihanjingyadezhengdayanjing，lianmangkuaibuzouleguoqu。
“juliyunchengzheimeyuan，haiyourenxiangyerenjia?”
yunxueyezaihaoqidedaliangzheqianfangdeliangting，yanmouchongmanyihuo。