尴尬？
buhaoyisi，yesushangyibeizishenmechangmianmeijingliguo，ditiezhongdashengniankouhao，dajieshangtiaozhanhemoshengrenliaotiankuaisuhuodehaogan，dangzhongtiaowuhetiaojiticao，shangmentuixiao......
啧啧啧~
xiangxiangneixiewangshi，yesuhaishiganjueyouxiexixu。
neiyangdeshenghuoshizhendeburongyi，suoyitayaoshichangyongtanlianailaimibuziji，bijingneimehaodekoucaibuquhuyounvhaizi，bushilangfeile。
aiqinghexingbenshenjiushinianqingrenhuanjieyalidezuihaojieyao。
zheixiezaixiangyatazhongdedaxuesheng，haitaizhinenle，bishehuishangyaoyaolianduole！
suiranganggangneigenvhaihenyouxinji，danmianduiyesu，wanquanshibeijiangweidaji，xiaoxiaoguozhao，jiuzhijiepofangle。
diyicijianmianma，zheibujiuliuxialeshenkedeyinxiang。
yesushuangshouchadou，zouchuleliuqinburendebufa，xinqingtaiyuyuele。
youxitong，zhuanqianjiushiqingsong。
学妹真好！
chulexiaomen，jinruxiaochiyitiaojie，zhaodaoyijia‘fuguidafandian’dechaocaidian，zheijiadianzhouweikouweizuihao。
cishihaimeidaozhengfandian，renshaodehen！
“laoban，jiwolaifenxiangganhuiguorougaifan，jiafenhuiguorou，jiadeneifenhuiguorou，buyaoxianggan，buyaoqingjiao！”yesuyijinmen，jiugaoshenghandao。
zheiyouqianle，jingqishenwanquanbuyiyang，shuohuaneijiaoyigekengqiangyouli，feichangyoudiqi。
“好的！”
laobanlikejieleyiju，danxiayimiao，shentijiangzhu，dengdashuangyan，yilianwuyudishuodao：“a？neibushizhishengxiawuhuaroulema？”
“ding！qingxuzhi+1！”
嘶~
这都有反转奖励！
一点可就是一千块！
赚了！
“dui，meicuo，roudadandefang，wochidewan！”yesugengjiakaixinle，dashouyihui，bingbujuedebuzhengchang，fanerjuedehenzhengchang。
laoban：“......”
tashuodeshizheigeyisima？
nichibuchidewanhetayoushenmeguanxi？
nizhidaowuhuarouduoguima？
还大胆的放！
你脸真大！
pingridaxueshengbinbinyouli，chikuiledoubuhaoyisishuochulai。
erzheigedaxuesheng，zixinangyang，erqieshuochuzheizhonghuadeshihou，neishiyilianduding，haihenyouqishi。
laobanyateng，tacongmeijianguorucibuyaoliandedaxuesheng。
不过他还是去炒了！
henkuai，yipanxiangganhuiguorougaijiaofanjiashangyipanxiangganhuiguorou，haishiyouxiangganheqingjiaode，buguoshaodian，erwuhuaroubipingshiduolebushao。
“laoban，nirenshizai，shengyibiranxinglong！”yesushuqidamuzhi，haobulinsekuazan。
“hahaha~xiaohuozizhangdeshuai，zuiyetian，jienijiyan。”laobanlianshangrenbuzhuluchulexiaorong，benlaikaizaizheiliyedoushidaxueshenglaichifan，suoyitajiuduojialedian，zhuyaohaishibeiyesubuyaoliandeyangzijizhenshezhule，erqiezuiduoyejiushaozhuanliangkuaiqian。
erqietamengetidian，zuixihuanjiutingzheixiehua，huishuohua，tamenyebuzaihuzheiyidian，fanerhenleyiruci，bijingnixiahuihailai。
“laoban，nizhenyouyanguang，yixiazijiunengfaxianwozheimeshuai。”
yesuyeshiyilianxiaorong，laobanzheigejuzheizui，zheicaishizuoshengyideren，“zaijiwolailiangfengongbaojidinggaifanheyifenyuxiangrousigaifan，sanfendaizoude，ng，meifenzaijiagehebaodan。”
“haolie！”laobanganjuezheixiaonianqingshuohuazhenyouyisi，erqiehaishineimebuyaolian。
yesuedelihai，dakouchifan，dakouchirou，zhuanqianlejiuyaohaohaodikaolaoyixiaziji。
zheijiacaikouweizhong，suoyihaochixiafan，yesukuangkuangganfan，zaojiuebiandeduzidedaolemanzu，lianchisandawan。
“lai，xiaohuozi，nidewaidai，songniyipingbaishi！”yesuchidechabuduole，laobanbawaidaitileguolai，haijileyipingkele。
“laoban，gejuzhenda！nibufacaisheifacai？xiaciqitadianjiaguixialaiqiuwoqutajiachifan，wodoubuxihan。”yesupaizhexiongfushuodao。
“hahaha~ganxie，duoduozhaogushengyi。”laobanyizhanglianxiaochenglejuhua，zheixiaonianqingshuohuazhenhaoting，taaiting，huishuojiuduoshuodian。
zonggongcailiushikuai，rujindewujiahaihenbianyi，yesutaochuyitaqian，suishouchouchuyizhanghongpiaozidileguoqu。
laobanyanjingzhongyebuyoushanshuoguoyisijingyazhise，zheidexiaoyiwanle，zheinianqingrenkanzhechuanzheputong，danzheishenjiachaochulebaifenzhijiushijiudaxuesheng，lianshangxiaoronggengshenle，zhaohuisishikuai。
yishoulinzhesanfengaijiaofan，hezhemianfeidebaishi，yesulianshangdaizhezixindexiaorong，manzudidalegebaoge。
“嗝~”
舒坦！
zhongshengdiyidunfan，bushishenmehaohuadacan，danhenheweikou。
...
“erzimen，babajinimendaifanhuilaile！fuguidafandiandegaijiaofan，zheidunwoqingke！”yesutuikaisushemen，dashengjiaodao。
cishisanrendouzuozaixiamianle，zaiyiqidazhecf，yuanbenxiangmaniang，douzhanguobianyile，haizhan，danyitingzuihouyijuhua，dunshixishangmeitou。
“wocao！yifuniubi！”
“yifu，nijingranquxiaowaichile！wozuixihuanchifuguirenjiadegaijiaofanle！”
“yifu，woaini！shouhaieryibai！”
shitangfannanchi，zheishigongrende，dantamendoulandequshitangchile，chishitangneiyouhefang？
danyesujingranchuxiaomenchile，jitamendaifan，zheiwanquanshiyiwaizhixi，yigegekaixindibudele。
sanrenpobujidaidejieguofan，tamenzaojiuezhale，yinweizaofanyemeichi，suoyiyouliangrenzhiqianyizhitangzaichuangshang，weilejianshaoxiaohao。
“woqu~haiyouhebaodan，wozuowanjiumeichifan，jiuchiledianlingshi，debuchongyixiayingyang，yegeniubi！”hanbingyishengjinghu，fanlaile，ziranbushiyifule，daxueshengjiushizheimexianshi。
“nimendoushiwodehaodaer，babaainimen，panimenehuaileshenti！”yesubailebaishou，dedaosanrendeyigebaiyan，buguosanrencishizhengzaiganfan，yebuxiangdaliyesu。
“yege，lai，zheishifanqian。”chiwanfan，yesuzhengtangzhexiuxi，hanbingdiguolaiqian。
yesubailebaishou，“buyong，doushuolewoqingnimen！”
sushezhong，yesudejingjitiaojianzuicha，erqietahaitannvpengyou，daxueshengtanlianai，nanshengsusheyiqicouqian，nvshengsusheyiqifenxiangnanyou......maidelingshi。
suoyipingshisushesanrenhenzhaoguta。
“nazheba，niyaoyongqiande。”hanbingqiangsaiguolai。
“buyongle，wofenshoule，erqiewozuojianzhizhuanqianle。”
yesubailebaishou，qitaliangrenlikezhuantou，talikeshuodao：“biewen，wolandeshuo，jinzhitiqineigeshabinvren，tapeibushangwo。”
sanrenduishileyiyan，xiangshuoxieshenme，zuizhonghaishimeishuo。
daowanshangbajiudiandeshihou。
“yege，zou，hejiuqu！”pingridamenbuchuermenbumaidesanren，yingshengshengbayesucongchuangshanglaqilai，chaozhewaimianjucanqu。