“wangge，zaibanyizhangzhuoziguolai，wolaipengyoule，pingezhuozi，zaibacaidannaguolai，wozaijiadiancai。”yesuyezhihaozhuanshenjiaodao。
tabudaying，gujihuisushe，huibeizheisangejiahuoweigong。
baozhuyuezhuangzuoyouyuleyixia，zhihaoqishenzhaohutadesheyoumenguolai。
tajiushikanjianyesuzaizheibian，haihepengyoujuhui，guyiguolaidagezhaohu。
xiawutaosidehuiqu，neizhonggangadechangmian，yixiangqijiugadejiaozhikouxiedi，liangtuijiajin，yansihefeng。
但越想越气！
tayueganjueyesujiushiguyide。
taconglaimeiyouzainanshengmianqianzheimelangbeiguo，taosidilikai，taishesile。
zheibujiuguolaixiaoxiaodiguolaibaofuyixia，guoranrutasuoliao，erqietazhidaoyesushiyouqiande。
rangwoneimelangbei，neijiurangnipocai！
ketameixiangdao，hanbingzaojiuziyuanbadanjiexiale。
budebushuo，baozhuyuequeshipiaoliang，tadesanmingsheyouzhangxiangdoubucha，yigehenshou，yigehengao，haiyouyige‘weipang’yidian。
dansanrenzhong，weipangdenvhaiyehenpiaoliang。
zaiyesuyanli，cinvyanzhibuxiayubaozhuyue。
ditoubujianjiao，bianshirenjianjuese。
而这就是微胖。
liandanyoudianrouroude，wuguanjingzhichengdu，buxiayubaozhuyue，zaimouzhongfangmian，gengshenhaojichou。
yigesushechuxianlianggezheiyangdemeinv，zheijilvhenxiaode。
“laile，laodi，nizheige，jimian，zheilikezhaogulaogeshengyi。”
wangfuguibanlezhangzhuoziguolai，shulegedamuzhi，tongshishuodao：“meinvmen，heshenmeyinliao，wokanzaiyelaodidemianzishang，mianfeigongying。”
kannvhaidezhiliang，wangfuguiyuejiaganjueyesubujiandan，youqizheiyuepiaoliangzaizheitiaojieshangjiushiyidaojinglidefengjingxian，douhuikanguolaide，duitajiashengyiyeyouhaochude。
qitasangenvhaizuoxia，wangtaohelikuiliangrenwubiyinqindibanguolaidengzi。
hanbingjixuzhuanggaoleng，dankandaoqitaliangrenzheiyang，renbuzhubangmangbayicixingcanjuchaikai，meibanfa，tayebunengshu。
suirantashiyigegaolengdenanren，tongshixiwangnvhaifaxiantadeyoudian，danzhudadejiushiyigeshenshi。
暖男！
太暖了！
eryesuyilianpingjingdizuozaiyuandi，wangfuguiqinzijidianleyan，youzaiyouzaidixilekouyan。
ersigenvhaizhuyiligenbenbuzaihanbingsanrenshenshang，douzaiyesushenshang，yanzhongdoudaizhehaoqizhise。
暖男排狗后面！
sinvhaiziwojieshao，chulebaozhuyue，fenbiejiao：cuijimin，caixianjing，zhengyan。
“xuemei，nimendayideba，womenkeshidaerde，nimennagexidea？”wangtaozhijiezibaodixi。
“womenshiguomaoxide，erqiewomenshidasande，neinimenkeshixuedini。”gaogenvhai，yejiushicuijiminlikebumandihuidao。
“啊？”
wangtaoyilianmengbidikanxiangyesu，shuohaodexuemeizenmebianchengxuejiele？
“xuejiehao！”ranhoulaolaoshishidichenghu。
鲍竹月人都傻了！
说好的大四学长呢？
baozhuyuekanxiangyesu，eryesuyiranyilianpingjing，shenzhihaifanwendao：“zale？”
zhongwuneishihouyouburenshini，shuozijidasizale，xianzhanbianyizaishuo。
“mei...shide。”baozhuyuesaibangziyoudianguqi，tajingranbeiyigexuedijihuyoule，tayuejiakendingdangshiyesujiushiguyide。
“ding！qingxuzhi+6！”
好气！
zheixuedizhangdeshuaishuaide，kanbiwuyanzu，danbulaoshini。
wangtaohelikuigengreqingle，hanbingyeyanrewubi，dangaolengrenshebunengdiu。
学妹香！
学姐更香啊！
yesuyelengleyixia，zheidouyoushouhuo，6diankejiushiliuqiankuaia！
一个小反转！
原来还可以这样子！
真香！
“xuedi，nihelaobanhenshuma？”baozhuyuezaixuediliangzishangmianyaolezhongyin，tongshirenbuzhuhaoqidiwendao。
“shu，taishule，laobanhewokeshiyifuyimudeqinxiongdi，suoyiwopingshihenzhaoguzheibiandeshengyi，nimendaoshihouyebangmangzaibanjilixuanchuanyixia。”yesulikeyibenzhengjingdishuodao。
“哦，这么亲。”
baozhuyueyilianjingqi，danxiayimiao，turanfanyingguolai，“a？yifuyimu？？？”
噗嗤~
pangbiandezhengyanrenbuzhuxiaochulesheng，shangbanshenhuazhiluanzhan，kandeyesuxinjingroutiaode，“xuedi，nizhengaoxiao！nizhenyouyisi！”
“xuejie，nizhenpiaoliang。”yesuliezuikanleyixiazhengyandeshuoguo，heleyibeipijiu，zhendinga。
zheizhengyanshitadecai，zheiliangchejueduidingjipaoche，kaiqilaijueduibang！longtoubataibangle！
zhengyanxiaodegengkaixinle，nagenvhaibuxihuantingrenshuotapiaoliangni？
youqixiangyesuzheimeshuaiqide。
“xuedi！！！”baozhuyuekanjianyesuyinhuideyanshen，mingmingshitaxianrenshide，guanjianshi，zheijiahuoyouhushuobadao。
“wozai，yaohejiuma？”yesusuikoudayingleyiju，tongshinazheyongchuangtiantangshiyidao。
可恶！
baozhuyueyoudianqi，yuanbentaheyinliaode，danyesuhenfuyanta，likeqihuhudishuodao：“wohe！”
yesugangjibaozhuyuedaoleyibei，lingyigebeiziyeshenguolaile，yesuzhuantouyikan，shizhengyande。
“woyelaiyibei！”zhengyanziyaxiaodao。
baozhuyuehezhengyanliangnvduishi，liangrendezhongjianhaoxiangyouyiduoduowuxingdehuohua。
yesuzashe，takeshinvhaizijiduxincaishizuiqiangde，erqieneidoudelihai，daxueshengnvshengsushe，sigeren，kansihexie，danqunduodeshihou，youliugezhiduo。
“nimenxihuansheidedianying？wozuixihuanwangjiaweide，woganjuezheigerenpaidianyinghendute。”shoushoudenvhaicaixianjingzhuanyidajiazhuyili。
“woxihuanzhangyimoudedianying。”
“我喜欢徐克的。”
“woxihuanchenkexin...”
zhongrenfabiaogezhongyijian，daxueshengduigezhongdianyingkeshuxile。
hanbingturankaikoudao：“woxihuanwuyusen，taweigangshibaolimeixuedongzuodianyingkaichuanglexinpianzhang，paishede《yingxiongbense》，《diexueshuangxiong》zheixiedianying，bubudoushijingdian，erqiebayanggangzhimeituixianglexindegaodu，tadedianyingyingxianglewomenzheiyidairendeshenmei，genghekuang，tahaizouxiangleguoji，zhizuole《diezhongdie2》，takeweishibaolimeixuedeyidaizongshi。”
“对对对！”
zheigehualikeyinqigaodurentong。
dangnian，gangdaodegezhongjingcaidianyingcengchubuqiong，danjingdiandianyingjiushijingdiandianying，bingmeiyousuizheshijiandeqianjintunse，shenzhigengjiajingdian。
“xuedi，nini？”baozhuyuezeshiturankanxiangyesu，wendao。
这女人，真小心眼！
yizhijiaotaxuedi！haimeicihaijiazhongyin！
xinbuxinwojiaonibeigongquxidejiaobaba？
guaibudelaozuzongshuo：ningkedezuixiaoren，bukedezuinvren。
“woxihuanyangjiedaoyan。”yesuxiangleyixia，shuodao。
“这是谁？”
“tapaiguoshenmedianying？”
“不知道啊！”
zhongrenmianmianxiangqu，genbenmeitingguozheigedaoyan。
“86banxiyoujia，zuijinwohaizhuanmenqukanleyibian。”yesuyikoudaopozhenxiang。
zhongrenhuangrandawu，zheitamendaoshizhidao，dantongshi，neixinquegengyihuole。
这有什么好看的？
“weishenmea？”zhengyanyerenbuzhuhaoqidiwendao，dajiadehaoqixinyedoubeixiyinshanglaile，douxiangtingtingyesudeliyou。
yesuyikouganwanyibeipijiu，papadepaizhedatuixiangdangfenkai，wubifennu，erqiehenshihouhuideyangzi，zheigengbadajiadehaoqixinxiyinshanglaile。