第6章 昏睡,肥胖男人

di6zhanghunshui,feipangnanren

zhijifenzhongdeshijian,tangqianyubianjuedeyouxienanshou,tashenshourouzhemeixin,juedefankun。

taxiang,yexushiyinweizuowanmeiyoushuihaodeyuangu,jiashangxiaji,tianqitairele,renjiurongyipijuan。

danshizheizhongkunyi,xianzailaidetaimenglielexie。

“jiejie,nishibushibutaishufua?buruwomenhuijiaba?”tangyuweikantangqianyubutaishufudeyangzi,tiyidao。

tangqianyuxiaozheyaotou:“buyongde,daibuleduojiule,haishiyoushiyouzhongbijiaohao!”

henkuai,jiuyaojianzhengtamenxuanshile,zheigeshihoulikai,tahuixianggetaobing。

tashenmedoumeiyouzuocuo,youshenmebunengmianduideni?

“neihaoba!”tangyuweiwunaideshenqing。

tangqianyujuedeyuelaiyuekunle,tayanpiyeyuelaiyuezhong,tawunaidipadaozhuoshang,xiangzhepayihuieryinggainenghao。

sheizhidao,touyipaxiaqu,zaixiangtaiqilai,jiugengnanle。taganjuedaokunyixilai,jinjiezhe,toubianbiandehunhunchenchen,tazaixiangpaqilai,yijingshiyouxinwulile。

“xiaowei,daiwohuiqu!”tangqianyuyonglidishuozhe,tatingjianzijideshengyinxiruwenying。

jinjiezhe,tabianzhendebushengrenshile。

zaixingguolaideshihou,tashibeilengshuipoxingde。takandaoyigefeipangdezhongniannanren,zhengyongsemimideyanshendaliangta。

tayigejilingpaqi,faxianzijizhengtangzaiyizhangdachuangli。

“baobei,xihuanzheilima?”feipangdezhongniannanrenyuqiaimei。

tangqianyujingtidikanzhenanren,wendao:“nishishei?zheishinali?wozenmehuizaizheili?wobushihexiaoweizaiyiqima?”

“nizheimeduowenti,woxianhuidanayigea?”feipangnanrenyuqiqingtiao,yishuangmouzihuanhuanxiayi,dinggezaitangqianyudexiongqian。

tangqianyuxiayishididitou,kandaozijidequnzitiezaishenshang,jijintouming,xiajiyiliaobenlaijiubo,zhanleshui,zheizhongganjue,tebiebuhao。tashenshoulaguoyitiaobotandangzhuxiongqian。

nanrendeyuqi,xiandexialiu:“jiuxihuannizheiyangde,yaolubulu,yinyinchuochuo,xiaoyaojing,gegewodehundoubeinigouzoule!”

“xiaoweini?”tangqianyujiebeidikanzhenanren。

taqidaidaan,youhaipadaan。tahunshuiqian,hedeshixiaoweijitadekuangquanshui。

jiusuankuangquanshuibushixiaoweidongdeshoujiao,tahunshuiqianyourangxiaoweidaitahuiqu,keshi,xianzaiquechuxianzaizheimeyigemoshengdedifang,tabudebuqiyi。

feipangnanrenheiheiyixiao:“nishuonineigemeimeima?tadaoshizhangdeheniyiyangpiaoliang。keshi,tangjiashebudea!”

tangqianyudexin,tutuditiaoqilai,mouguangxilidishexiangfeipangnanren,wendao:“nishuoshenme?”

“zenme,tingbudonga?woshuo,tangjiashebudea!hehe,youxiangcongwozheililaodaohaochu,youshebudebazijideqinshengnvernachulai,yejiuzhihaorangnizheigebianyizhinvdingtile。buguo,kannizhangdezheimepiaoliang,zheimeshuinendefenshang,wojiubujijiaole。yutangjiahezuo,woyemeisunshi,zhishishaozhuanyidian,weilenizheiyangdemeiren,zhidea!”feipangnanrenshuozhe,xianzhushoujiutiaoqiletangqianyudexiaba。

唐浅瑜立即避开。

nanrenbianaimeidixiaoleqilai:“fangxin,wogongfuhenhaode。zhidaonvrendediyicizhongyao,wohuixiaoxinhehu!yihou,woyehuihaohaotengaini!laiba,chunxiaoyikezhiqianjin!”

nanrenshuozhejiukaishijiechenyidekouzi。

tataipangle,chuquchenyiyihou,yishendefeirou,rangrenehan。

tayoujiepidai,jiangpidaichouchulaideshihou,tachongzhetangqianyuluchuaimeidexiaorong:“baobeierdengjilema?gegemashanglaitengaini。”

xiaodeshihou,tangqianyukandaotamanzuiexindehuangya。

feipangdenanren,zhishengxiayitiaoduanku。

tangqianyuhedesesuo,jizhebaozhubotan:“nibieguolai!”

talijisixiakanzhe,kandaomenshiguanzhede,tajisuanzhe,zijichongguoqudehua,youmeiyoujihuitaotuo?zheizhongjihui,shaozongjishi,tayidingyaobawohao!

feipangnanrenfangfoyiyankanchuantangqianyudexinsi,heiheizhixiao,shuodao:“biedongneixiewaixinsi,menshifansuode。menwai,doushiwoderenshouzhe!sangeyidehetong,wonengrangniyoujihuitaopao?haha,budui,jiusuannipaochuqu,tangjiayehuizaibanisonghuilaide。hehe!”

“nifangpi!woshushushenshenjueduibuhuizuozheiyangdeshiqing!”tangqianyuxinqingfuzadelihai,tahaipa!

haipamianqianzheigefeipangdenanren,genghaipatashuodeneixiehuahuishizhende!

bu,buhuide。shushushenshentengtachongta,yizhibatadangchengqinshengnveryiyanglaiyangyu,jueduibuhuiweileqianjiubatasongjizheiyangdenanrende。buhuide!

keshi,xiaoweiqulenali?yizhibatadangchengqinjiejiedexiaowei,qulenali?weishenmehelexiaoweidijitadekuangquanshui,tajiuhuihunshui?

yanleidouziyibandigunxialai。tazhendehaipa!

bisiwang,gengrangtahaipade,shisulaixiangqinxiangaideqinren,weileliyi,batapaoqi!

“haole,gaishuodewoyeshuole,laiba,baobei,wodengbujile。”nanrenpadaochuangshang。

tangqianyulijitiaoxiachuang,nanrenyibajiangtangqianyuzhuaizhu,jiangtashuaidaochuangshang,yazhu。

tangqianyuyonglidihuiqiyijiao,chuaixiangnanrendexiamian。

nanrenturanshuangshoubaozhuxiamian,aoaojiaoleliangsheng,suiji,muluxiongguang,dengxiangtangqianyu,padiyibazhangshuaidaotangqianyulianshang,malielieqilai:“laoziniannishidiyici,jininaixin,**jilianbuyaolian,hao,henhao!nidengzhe!nijilaozidengzhe!”

骂着,他愤而下床。

tangqianyuchongxiangmenbian,yonglidilazhemenbashou,guoranrunanrensuoshuodeneiyang,mencongwaimianfansuole,wanquanlabudong。

nanrendeshengyin,zaishenhouxiangqi:“paoa,hehe,zenmebupaole?”

tangqianyumengdizhuanshen,jingkongdikanxiangnanren,nanrenshenshouyibaniejintangqianyudexiaba,wangtazuilisaileyikeyaowan,suijihenhendixiaoqilai:“hehehe,jilaozizhuangzhenjielienv,zhuanga,laozikanninengzhuangdaoshenmeshihou?hehe!”

nanrenfangkaitangqianyudexiaba,tangqianyushenshoukouhoulong,shitujiangyaowanouchulai,keshi,genbenbuxing,zhinengouchuyixieweishuilai。

nanrenbuzhidaoshenmeshihouyijingyouxianditangdaolechuangshang,muguangchiguoguodikanzhetangqianyu,shouliwozhemouyangdongxi,dudingdilengxiao:“yihuier,nijiuhuizijipaguolaiqiuwole!”