第2章 王小月

“jiujingshizenmehuishi?ng?”

“zhei,zhanglaomingcha,shitaxianshanchuangxueyuande,womencai....”

“e,shima?weishenmetamennengjin,woquebunengjin?nandaonimenxueyuanhaifenrenbucheng?haishigouyankanrendi?”

“feihua,tamennaishilaicanjiaxueyuankaohede,zirannengjinqu!”

gaodananzilengxiaoyisheng,xinligengshixinxibuyi。

youhezhanglaozaici,wokannihairuhejiaobian?

“hahaha,zhenshixiaohua,tamenshilaicanjiakaohede,nandaowobushi?haishishuonimenxueyuankaohehaidekanchuanzhebucheng?”

jiuzaicishi,linyihahadaxiaoleqilai。

“ni,ni,qiyoucili,niyiweisuibiansheidounenglaipiaomiaoshuyuankaohedema?deyouyaoqinghan,niyouma?”

“谁说我没有?”

huayinluoxia,linyizhijiecongshenhoudemadaizhongtaochuyizhangyijingbeirouchengyituandezhituanrengleguoqu。

“zhei,zheizenmekeneng,nizenmekenenghuiyouzheige,shuo,nishinalitoulaide?”

kandaozheigezhituan,nanziyiliandebukesiyi。

yaozhidao,nenggouyongyouzheigeyaoqinghanderen,yaomeshiyifanghaomendedizi,yaomejiushitianzizhuoyuezhibei。

danshitazenmekan,zheigexiangshiyuanshishehuichulaideren,huishiqizhongzhiyia。

erqie,yibanrennadaoleyaoqinghan,nagebushixiangbaobeiyibanshouqilai,nalixiangtazheiyang,zhijierouchengleyigezhituan?

kandaoyaoqinghanzhihou,baifalaozhezhenggerenyizhen,yisijinghaizhisezaitadeyanzhongfuxian。

buguoxiayimiaojiubeitajiyinzangleqilai。

“haole,jiranniyouyaoqinghan,zirannenggoujinrushuyuankaohe,zheiyiqiezhishigewuhuibale,xiaoxiongdi,zheijianshiqingshiwomenzuodebudui,wotitamenxiangnidaoqian,xiwangninengliangjie!”

“shuojushihua,yaobushiwodayinglelaotouzi,jiusuannimenqingwolai,wodoubuhuilai。zheicijiujiniyigemianzi,buguozheishijinyoudeyici,ruguohaiyouxiacidehua,heng!”

lenghengyisheng,linyijiuxiangzhexueyuanmenkouzoulejinqu。

“wocao,taitamadexiaozhangle!”

tingdaozheihua,qingniannanziganjuezijidefeidouqizhale。

tazaizheipiaomiaoshuyuanyedailebushaodeniantoule,yiwangneixielaikaohedenagebushiduitagonggongjingjingde,hecengyudaoguozheiyangderenwu。

yaobushihezhanglaozaizheili,tazhendexiangbalinyiganyidun。

made,bierendoushiqiuyeyegaonainai,xiangyaojiarushuyuan。

你居然还嫌弃?

“haole,zheicijiuzheimesuanle,danfanyouxiayici,wojuebuqingrao,haiyouniwangmeng,xueyuanshizenmejiaodaonide,buyaoyimaoquren,nijiushibuting,yaobushiniyeyehewoshiguyou,jiupingnizheiyidian,jiuzuyizhuchuxueyuan,wowangnihaoziweizhi!”

baifalaozhelenghengyisheng,suihouzhijiejiuxiangzhexueyuandeneibufeileguoqu。

“wangge,neirentaixiaozhangle,dalewojiusuanle,jiranganbubanifangzaiyanli,zheiruhenengren?”

zaibaifalaozhelikaizhihou,zhangquanlianseyinlengdeshuodao。

zuoweizhangjiadetiancai,tahecengshouguozheiyangdeqi?

“ren?zenmekeneng?zhiyaotahaizaishuyuan,woyoudeshibanfarangtaguixialaiqiurao,buguoyouhezhanglaozai,bunengmingzhelai,zhangquan,nizhaorenjiwodingzheta,yiyoujihui,womenjiu....”

“fangxinba,wangge,zaipiaomiaoshuyuangandezuiwanggeni,jiusuantayousantouliubei,yeyaojitazhenyale!”

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zaishuolinyi,jinrupiaomiaoshuyuanzhihou,tajiuweizhexueyuanzhuanleqilai。

budebushuo,tazheigezaoxing,neihuitoulvzhendejiaoyigegaoa。

“zeze,zheigebuxing,zhangdechouleyidian!”

“zheigepigutaixiao,buhaoshengerzi。”

“zheigexiongtaixiao,erzihuiesile!”

“zheigesuiranxionghepigudoubucuo,danshitailao,buxing!”

.......

yibianzouzhe,linyizuijiaoyibiandunangzhe。

neiganjuejiuxiangshitalaixueyuanbushiweilexiulian,ershizhaolaopolaide。

“ai,youshanglelaotouzidedangle,shuoshenmezheilimeinvruyun,laozidouzouleyidaquanle,meinvmaodoumeikandao!”

zhuanlebantianzhihou,linyijiangshenhoudemadaiwangdishangyireng,tuifeidezuozaimadaizhishangtanxiyisheng。

tazhisuoyiyuanyilaizheili,diyishishoubulelaotouzitiantianlaotao,dierjiushitinglaotouzishuozheilidemeinvhenduo,xiangzhezhaojigelaopohuiqu。

xianzaiyikan,zheitamanaliyoumeinva,konglongdaoshiyoubushao。

“你好!”

raner,jiuzaizheishi,yidaowenroudeshengyinxiangqi,zhijianyimingshaonvchuxianzailetadeshenqian。

shaonvshenchuanyixibaiyi,zhangxiangjuemei,jirubaixue,yaorushusu,chiruhanbei,shenhouneisanqianfasi,wanrupubuyiban,sihuaroushun,weifengchuilai,yilvdandandeqingxiangpumianerlai。

ranglinyixinlibuyoudedahuyisheng:“haomeidenvzia!”

“ni,nihao,nishizaijiaowoma?”

linyizhanqishenlai,weiweiyixiaoshuodao。

“wojiaowangxiaoyue,niyeshilaicanjiaxueyuankaohedema?nideyifuhaotebiee!”

xiaomeinvyilianhaoqidekanzhelinyishuodao。

“shi,shide,wojiaolinyi,hengaoxingrenshini!”

“linyi,mingzihenhaotinge,nishicongnalilaide,weihehuichuanchengzheigeyangzi,shibushizailushangyudaoleshanzeile,haokeliana!”

“呃,这....”

tingdaozheihua,linyiyiliandewuyu。

我这叫时尚好吗?

zaiwomencun,wokeshiyinlingshishangdechaoliu,tamendoujiaowojingzidehaoba!

什么叫遇到山贼了?

shanzeiyudaowo,neishitadaomeihaoba!

“wo,wo,ai,bucuo,weilenenggoulaixueyuan,woyudaoleshibaboshanzei,laocanle,tamenbujinbawoyifujinazoule,hai,haibawodadebiantilinshang,wojialaotouziweilewo,ta,ta....nimomowozheixiongkou,jiushitamenzaochengde,wotaicanle!”

linyizhizhezijixiongkouchudeyigedouyinbeiliedeshuodao。

shuowan,tadeyanzhonghaifuxianchuleyisideleihua。

neibiaoqing,yaoduocan,youduocan。

“a,zheiyetaicanle,neixieshanzeitaikeele,nifangxin,dengwoxiulianyouchengyidingbangnibaochou!”

tingdaolinyidehua,xiaomeinvpailepaixiongkoushuodao。

neibiaoqingwubidekeai,kandaolinyiyanjingdouzhile。

“duoxiemeinv,meinvdedaendade,wowuyiweibao,zhinengyishenxiangxubaodanideenqingle!”

shuoba,linyizhijiexiangzhemeinvdehuaizhongpuqu。

erxinlizeshiwubidexingfen。

这小女孩太好骗了!

raner,xiayimiao,tazhenggerenlengzhule,yinweizaitadeshenqian,yibingzhangjianchuxian,shidetabudebutingxialaijiaobu。

“姐姐,你...”

“heng,dengtuzi,danganrucizhangkuang,zhaosi!”

shuohuadeshiyimingqingshanshaonv,shaonvzhangxiangyeshijuemei,biqiwangxiaoyuelai,shaoleyifenzhinen,duoleyifenlengao。

cishidetashouchiyibingzhangjian,zhengehenhendedingzhelinyi,yisisihanguangzaizhangjianzhishangsanfa,dayouyiyanbuhejiudadachushoudeyisi。