第6章下马威很成功
“nizuomeng!”jinhuameiyikouxintouxuechadianpenchulai。
gusacunbuburang:“neihaoa,neizanmenjiuqudalisibianyibian!zhishineishihou,zanmenjiushiguansi,erbushiqinqile!”
“sunxifu,zheidangjiazhumubushineimehaozuode。”jinzhaoshipixiaoroubuxiao。
“shenweijunjiadiqi,haozuobuhaozuode,wodoudekangqilai,ninshuoni,laotaitai?”
gusajiangposuidehunshufangdaojinzhaoshishouzhong,coujintaerbian,weixiediyu:“nishijinzhaoshi,woshijungushi,junjiaderonghuafugui,gongxunjueweidouhenimeiyouguanxi!”
“gongxunjuewei?”jinzhaoshituranlengxiaoyisheng:“kanlai,nihaibuzhidaojunsuzhedangnianjiujingfanleduodadezuinie!haoa,nijiranzheimexiangyaozuojungushi,wochengquanni!”
shiyizhici,jinzhaoshizhinengxianbaozhujinhuamei,buganxindejiaochulezhangjiaquan,dantongshiyejiangzijidexinfupozi“song”jilegusa。
gusazhidaozheijigediaonushilaiexinziji,danshizhaodanquanshou。
diaonuyeshiren,jiukanzenmeyongle。
chulejinzhaoshideyuanzi,gusajitamenfenpailerenwu。
“tianmama,nizhaorenbahuayaojudasaoganjing,wumama,nihewangmamatamenjigeanwozheizhangdanzi,bajiajujiwotianzhiwanzheng,lianggeshichenzhineiyaoquanbuwancheng,fouze,wohuishengqie!”
zheijigepozidoushijinzhaoshidexinfu,fengminglaijigusatiandude,zenmekenenganzhaotadeyisixingshi?
tianmamaqulekuaiyigexiaoshi,caidailelianggejiadingguolai,shuoshijiadingdoumang,zhaobudaoren,wangmamatamenlianggejiugengguofenle,momocacadaotiancaheilecaihuilai,shuoshicangkudongxitaiduo,zhizhaodaojigezhuoyibandeng。
gusakandaohoubingmeiyouxiangtasuoshuode“shengqi”,fandaoshizhenlesanzhancha,yirenyibei。
“sanweimamaxinku,hebeichaxiexie,genwochuxiamen,fangxin,buhuidanwutaijiushijiande!”
tajiaolemache,daizhesanrenshangchehouyebushuohua,zhishirangchefuanzhaozijideluxianzou。
tianmamaxinzhongmeidi,anzhongheqitalianggemamajiaohuanleyixiayanshen:“tazheishiyaodaiwomenquna?”
“nipashenme,womendoushilaofurenderen,tahainengnongsiwomenbucheng?bupa!”wangmamabuxiedefanlegebaiyan。
machetingzaixiangrenjie,zheilishifanmainucaidedifang,meitianwanshangdouhuiyourenshijiaoyi。
“xiaofuren,nidaiwomenlaizheiliganshenme?”wangmamaxiacheshi,youdianxinxudewen。
gusadandandao:“zuogeshengyi!”
“xiaofurenshiyaomaiyahuanma?yeshi,nijiadaozanmenjunhoufu,liangepeijiadeyatoudoumeiyou,rangrenxiaohua,shiderangwomenjinizhangzhangyan,jiaojiaonizenmemaiyahuan。”tianmamafanzhedabaiyanchaoxiao。
gusakanzhetaxiaoerbuyu,yanshenhuiannanming。
xiangrenjiezuidaderenyazishifangye,zhuanzuoguanfan,houtaihenying。
gusayebufeihua,kaimenjianshan:“xiaonvzixinggu,wofujunshijunhoufudexiaohouyejunsuzhe,xianghefangyezuogeshengyi。”
“junhoufu……gangchenghundeneigexiaofuren?”fangyeyaozhezuichun,raoyouxingqudedaliangyifangusa,heiheixiao:“youyisi,buzhidaoxiaofurenxiangmaishenmeyangde?wozheilinannvlaoshao,gaoaipangshou,yaoshayousha,jueduirangninmanyi。”
sangemamadoubuxianggenzhegusazheteng,zhaolegedifangzuozhehecha,gusazegenzhefangyelaidaoyigeshimizhang,sanmikuandedatielongziqian。
“nanzuonvyou,xiaofurensuibiantiao,jiagedouhaoshuo。”
gusapieleyanlongziliheiyayadeyiqunnuli,kansihensuiyizhixiangyigeshaonian:“jiutale!”
shaonianfuseyouhei,youshouyougao,bilianggaoting,yanjingxizhang,bozizuocecizheyigedadade“nu”zi,yanshenlitouzhebufuqideyexing。
“xiaofurenhaoyanguang,zheixiaozishimanzuren,biekantashou,danshiyishendejianzirou,haixundeyishouhaoma,jiushipiqijue,buhaoguan,danshimeiguanxi,yudaozheizhongjuede,dayidunjiuhaole。”fangyeyongchaziqiazhushaoniandebozi,cubaodezhuailechulai。
shaonianlveyizhengzha,tashouzhongdebianzilijichoulexialai:“goudongxi,haiganbengda。”
shaonianxiayishideyiduo,bianzi“pada”yishengjiejieshishidechoulexialai,quemeiyouluozaitashenshang,ershidazaigusadeshoubeishang,shunjianbaoqiyitiaoshenxuedehongyin。
shaonianzhengle,zheihaishidiyiciyourenweitadangbianzi。
fangyeyelengzhule:“xiaofuren,nizheishi……”
“fangye,nizheishishenmeyisi?”gusaxienizheshouwanshangdeyinhen,tongdimanshangyinzhi:“yaowobaoguanma?”
“bububu,”fangyezheicaixingguoshenlai,lianmangjieshi:“wogangcaineishi……”
“zuobijiaoyiba,”gusalilengtaimou,yanweirenchuxinghong:“woshijunjiashaofuren,guijuan,niyigexiasanliudefanfuzouzuduiwodongshou,zheishiyixiafanshang,shizhongzui!anlvfazou,zhongzezuolaoruyuliufangbabaili,qingzefayinwubailiang,haiyaobeizhuchujingdou,woxiang,nizheigerenshideweizhiyinggaihenduorendingzhe,xiangyaodeba?”
fangyedeshouyizhan,turanmingbaiguolai:“nishiguyide?guyiyongshoubeilanxiawodebianzi?nixiangyaoshenme?zheigenuli?haoa,nidaizou,wojini,fenwenbuqu!”
gusashuodebucuo,tarujinshigaomenguijuan,bieshuotachouletayibianzi,jiushimatayiju,kenengdouyaobeizhuaqudunjitian。
zheizhongrenrebuqi,huaqiannengxiaozaidehua,tayuanyishedianqiancai。
gusaquexiaole:“xiaohua,benfurenshiquenizheidianyinqianderenma?”
“nei,xiaofuren,ninhaixiangyaowozenmezhe?”fangyeyaozhehoucaoya,daoxiqi:“yaobu,woduotiaojigejinin?”
gusaxiaoerbuyu,chongzhetianmamadengrendiulegeyanse:“tamensange,zhiduoshaoqian?”
“sha?”fangyehuaiyizijitingcuole:“tamen?tamensangedourenlaozhuhuangle,nengmaishangshenmejiagea?”
“tamensangehuanzheiyige,gouma?”
“goushigoule,keshi,budui,tamendoushijunhoufudelaonu,”fangyehouzhihoujue,yishidaobumiao:“yaoshijunhoufuzhaowodemafan……”
“buhuanjiusuanle,woyebuweinanni,wohaishiqudalisiba!”gusatanxizhewanqixiuzi,zhuanshenjiuzou。
fangyedeshenserouyankejiandehuangle,yigejianbuchongshanglai,sihuadeguizaitamianqian:“xiaofurenninshuoshenmejiushishenme,huan!”
gusajiaoxialianmou:“fangxin,zheizhishiwomendediyibijiaoyi,haihuiyoudierbide!”
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