第6章 下马威很成功

第6章下马威很成功

“nizuomeng!”jinhuameiyikouxintouxuechadianpenchulai。

gusacunbuburang:“neihaoa,neizanmenjiuqudalisibianyibian!zhishineishihou,zanmenjiushiguansi,erbushiqinqile!”

“sunxifu,zheidangjiazhumubushineimehaozuode。”jinzhaoshipixiaoroubuxiao。

“shenweijunjiadiqi,haozuobuhaozuode,wodoudekangqilai,ninshuoni,laotaitai?”

gusajiangposuidehunshufangdaojinzhaoshishouzhong,coujintaerbian,weixiediyu:“nishijinzhaoshi,woshijungushi,junjiaderonghuafugui,gongxunjueweidouhenimeiyouguanxi!”

“gongxunjuewei?”jinzhaoshituranlengxiaoyisheng:“kanlai,nihaibuzhidaojunsuzhedangnianjiujingfanleduodadezuinie!haoa,nijiranzheimexiangyaozuojungushi,wochengquanni!”

shiyizhici,jinzhaoshizhinengxianbaozhujinhuamei,buganxindejiaochulezhangjiaquan,dantongshiyejiangzijidexinfupozi“song”jilegusa。

gusazhidaozheijigediaonushilaiexinziji,danshizhaodanquanshou。

diaonuyeshiren,jiukanzenmeyongle。

chulejinzhaoshideyuanzi,gusajitamenfenpailerenwu。

“tianmama,nizhaorenbahuayaojudasaoganjing,wumama,nihewangmamatamenjigeanwozheizhangdanzi,bajiajujiwotianzhiwanzheng,lianggeshichenzhineiyaoquanbuwancheng,fouze,wohuishengqie!”

zheijigepozidoushijinzhaoshidexinfu,fengminglaijigusatiandude,zenmekenenganzhaotadeyisixingshi?

tianmamaqulekuaiyigexiaoshi,caidailelianggejiadingguolai,shuoshijiadingdoumang,zhaobudaoren,wangmamatamenlianggejiugengguofenle,momocacadaotiancaheilecaihuilai,shuoshicangkudongxitaiduo,zhizhaodaojigezhuoyibandeng。

gusakandaohoubingmeiyouxiangtasuoshuode“shengqi”,fandaoshizhenlesanzhancha,yirenyibei。

“sanweimamaxinku,hebeichaxiexie,genwochuxiamen,fangxin,buhuidanwutaijiushijiande!”

tajiaolemache,daizhesanrenshangchehouyebushuohua,zhishirangchefuanzhaozijideluxianzou。

tianmamaxinzhongmeidi,anzhongheqitalianggemamajiaohuanleyixiayanshen:“tazheishiyaodaiwomenquna?”

“nipashenme,womendoushilaofurenderen,tahainengnongsiwomenbucheng?bupa!”wangmamabuxiedefanlegebaiyan。

machetingzaixiangrenjie,zheilishifanmainucaidedifang,meitianwanshangdouhuiyourenshijiaoyi。

“xiaofuren,nidaiwomenlaizheiliganshenme?”wangmamaxiacheshi,youdianxinxudewen。

gusadandandao:“zuogeshengyi!”

“xiaofurenshiyaomaiyahuanma?yeshi,nijiadaozanmenjunhoufu,liangepeijiadeyatoudoumeiyou,rangrenxiaohua,shiderangwomenjinizhangzhangyan,jiaojiaonizenmemaiyahuan。”tianmamafanzhedabaiyanchaoxiao。

gusakanzhetaxiaoerbuyu,yanshenhuiannanming。

xiangrenjiezuidaderenyazishifangye,zhuanzuoguanfan,houtaihenying。

gusayebufeihua,kaimenjianshan:“xiaonvzixinggu,wofujunshijunhoufudexiaohouyejunsuzhe,xianghefangyezuogeshengyi。”

“junhoufu……gangchenghundeneigexiaofuren?”fangyeyaozhezuichun,raoyouxingqudedaliangyifangusa,heiheixiao:“youyisi,buzhidaoxiaofurenxiangmaishenmeyangde?wozheilinannvlaoshao,gaoaipangshou,yaoshayousha,jueduirangninmanyi。”

sangemamadoubuxianggenzhegusazheteng,zhaolegedifangzuozhehecha,gusazegenzhefangyelaidaoyigeshimizhang,sanmikuandedatielongziqian。

“nanzuonvyou,xiaofurensuibiantiao,jiagedouhaoshuo。”

gusapieleyanlongziliheiyayadeyiqunnuli,kansihensuiyizhixiangyigeshaonian:“jiutale!”

shaonianfuseyouhei,youshouyougao,bilianggaoting,yanjingxizhang,bozizuocecizheyigedadade“nu”zi,yanshenlitouzhebufuqideyexing。

“xiaofurenhaoyanguang,zheixiaozishimanzuren,biekantashou,danshiyishendejianzirou,haixundeyishouhaoma,jiushipiqijue,buhaoguan,danshimeiguanxi,yudaozheizhongjuede,dayidunjiuhaole。”fangyeyongchaziqiazhushaoniandebozi,cubaodezhuailechulai。

shaonianlveyizhengzha,tashouzhongdebianzilijichoulexialai:“goudongxi,haiganbengda。”

shaonianxiayishideyiduo,bianzi“pada”yishengjiejieshishidechoulexialai,quemeiyouluozaitashenshang,ershidazaigusadeshoubeishang,shunjianbaoqiyitiaoshenxuedehongyin。

shaonianzhengle,zheihaishidiyiciyourenweitadangbianzi。

fangyeyelengzhule:“xiaofuren,nizheishi……”

“fangye,nizheishishenmeyisi?”gusaxienizheshouwanshangdeyinhen,tongdimanshangyinzhi:“yaowobaoguanma?”

“bububu,”fangyezheicaixingguoshenlai,lianmangjieshi:“wogangcaineishi……”

“zuobijiaoyiba,”gusalilengtaimou,yanweirenchuxinghong:“woshijunjiashaofuren,guijuan,niyigexiasanliudefanfuzouzuduiwodongshou,zheishiyixiafanshang,shizhongzui!anlvfazou,zhongzezuolaoruyuliufangbabaili,qingzefayinwubailiang,haiyaobeizhuchujingdou,woxiang,nizheigerenshideweizhiyinggaihenduorendingzhe,xiangyaodeba?”

fangyedeshouyizhan,turanmingbaiguolai:“nishiguyide?guyiyongshoubeilanxiawodebianzi?nixiangyaoshenme?zheigenuli?haoa,nidaizou,wojini,fenwenbuqu!”

gusashuodebucuo,tarujinshigaomenguijuan,bieshuotachouletayibianzi,jiushimatayiju,kenengdouyaobeizhuaqudunjitian。

zheizhongrenrebuqi,huaqiannengxiaozaidehua,tayuanyishedianqiancai。

gusaquexiaole:“xiaohua,benfurenshiquenizheidianyinqianderenma?”

“nei,xiaofuren,ninhaixiangyaowozenmezhe?”fangyeyaozhehoucaoya,daoxiqi:“yaobu,woduotiaojigejinin?”

gusaxiaoerbuyu,chongzhetianmamadengrendiulegeyanse:“tamensange,zhiduoshaoqian?”

“sha?”fangyehuaiyizijitingcuole:“tamen?tamensangedourenlaozhuhuangle,nengmaishangshenmejiagea?”

“tamensangehuanzheiyige,gouma?”

“goushigoule,keshi,budui,tamendoushijunhoufudelaonu,”fangyehouzhihoujue,yishidaobumiao:“yaoshijunhoufuzhaowodemafan……”

“buhuanjiusuanle,woyebuweinanni,wohaishiqudalisiba!”gusatanxizhewanqixiuzi,zhuanshenjiuzou。

fangyedeshenserouyankejiandehuangle,yigejianbuchongshanglai,sihuadeguizaitamianqian:“xiaofurenninshuoshenmejiushishenme,huan!”

gusajiaoxialianmou:“fangxin,zheizhishiwomendediyibijiaoyi,haihuiyoudierbide!”

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