第4章
“嘀！”
“嘀！”
xindianjianceyifachujingbao。
yongzhuangnvshengxiangshideledianxian，shoujiaozhandong，shuangmufanbai，zaicixianruhunmi！
fangzhurendeshouniezheyigenyinzhen，dunzaikongzhong，dajingshise：
“怎么会这样？”
liudeshengmengdituikaifangzhuren，damachusheng：
“nishizhibingdeyisheng，haiyoulianwenzheizhongwenti？”
tazongsuanxiangqishenyilikaibingfangqianjiaodaideneijuhua--qieji，wuyaobazhen！
但后悔莫及！
xindianjianceyishangdeshujuluanchengma，fangzhurenyagenbangbushangmang，shouzuwucuodilengzaiyuandi！
dongyuanzhanghelijukandaozheiyimu，yequanmengquanle，lijiyishidaoleshiqingxiangdangbuduijing！
yongzhuangnvshengzuizhongbuduantuchubaimo，shenzhiliuchulexuelai！
千钧一发之际。
bingfangmenkouchuanchuyidaozhiwensheng：
“nimenlan**ma！youshifangzhurendeanpaima？”
shenyinumuyuandeng，tuikaimenkoulanludejiweiyisheng，chuangjinbingfang，chizechusheng：
“zenmezheiyangle？liulaoban，bushishuoguobiebazhenma？”
liudeshengduizhefangzhurenhenhendishuaichuyijierguang，duishenyishuodao：“douguainizheibukaopudeshifu！tazizuozhuzhangdongshoude！”
shenyisaoshiyiquan，lijihuiyi，lengxiaodao：
“wodeshifuzaitianqiongaoyouni，sheiganmaochong？”
liudeshenghelijudengrenyiting，gengjianaohuo。
fangzhurenhaishuoshenyishitajiaochulaidetudi，cijuwuyishimaolinggonglao！
liudeshengluqiyixiu，chaozhefangzhurendelianzaqu！
dunshi，fangzhurenbeidadeyanmaojinxing，shuaidaozaidi，tazuijiaorudongjifen，danzuobuchurenhejieshi。
“biedale！anjing，jiurenyaojin！”
shenyijianjieyiju，zhizhileliudeshengdechongdongxingwei。
quanchangmuguang，zaiciqijuyushenyishenshang。
shenyiyanshenyihen，shidaorujin，zhinengzaicidiaodongdantianzhiqi，duruyinzhen，kuaisushizhen！
yizhenrenzhongguigongting，zuobianxiazhenyouchuzhen，erzhenruzhi......
shisangenyinzhenwenwenzharuduiyingdexuewei！
dongyuanzhangjingyawanfendijiaodao：
“baixiediankuangsuoweibing，zhenyoushisanxuexuren，fanzhenzhitixianguigong，cizhenguixinwubuying！”
“zheibushizaoyishichuandeguimenshisanzhenma？”
suizheshenyiyituinashoufuguoyongzhuangnvshengdejigu，tashenshangdeyinzhenquandousesezhandong，zizhubaqi！
zuihou，shugenyinzhenzhuidi，fachuqingyingdewengsheng。
“咳咳！”
yongzhuangnvshengshuangmumengdizhengkai，tuchuledakouheixue。
fangzhurenmashangdahanchusheng：
“liulaoban！kanninverdoubeizhidetuxuele，shenyicaishizuikuihuoshou，kuaiquzhuataba！”
liudeshengbanxinbanyidipaohuibingchuangbian，fuzhunver，zhengzhunbeidafapiqishi。
yongzhuangnvshengzaicikesouyisheng，jidao：
“ba，womeishi，ganjuexianzaihaoduole！”
“嗯？”
liudeshengcaifaxiannverkechuheixuehou，shenshangdeyiyangzhuangkuangquandouhuifuguolai，shuangmuyezhujianqingming。
fanguanyipangdeshenyi，miansecangbai，buduanshenchulenghan，xiangshixutuoleyiban，chengzaichuangyanbian。
“liulaoban，ninveryijingquanhaole，zhishibeishangleyuanqi，tongshiyehaofeilewoquanshenqilicaijiuhui......”
liudeshengbudongyishu，dandagainengkandongxindianjianceyi，tadelianzhujianlengxia，sidingzhefangzhuren。
fangzhurenjichuxiao，chilididao：
“zheishenyina......jiuzaiwomenyiyuanshixi，tinghaode，zheishenyishuquankaozanmenxieheyiyuan.......”
“别张嘴放屁了！”
shenyiyaotouxiaodao：“fangzhuren，shouninerzipaiji，wolianshixiyishengdoumeifen，zhinengdangxieheyiyuandeqingjiegong，erqiehaichuyushixiqini，nengxueshenmeyishu？”
“竟然有这种事？”
dongyuanzhangzhuangzuochijingdiwangxiangfangzhuren。
shenyixinzhongmingbai，ruguomeiyoudongyuanzhangdemoren，fangzhurenfuzizenmekenengrucichangkuang，liangzhedingrandadaolemouzhongliyiguanxibale！
rujindongyuanzhangzhuangzuoyifudagongwusidemoyang，wufeixiangmingzhebaoshen！
danshenyikebuhuifangguoyisijihui，zheigeheixinyiyuan，bixuyancha！
“liju，zheiyoufenyaofeizhangdanxiangqingninguomu，womeimeizaixieheyiyuanjiuyi，wanshangsongjinjizhenshi，wogandaoshimeikandaorenheyihurenyuanzhaoliao，zaoshouleelieduidai！”
“xieheyiyuanluankaiyaodan，qingmingcha！”
fangzhurenlimajiyan：“wumie！nizaiwumie！”
dongyuanzhangxiangshangqianqiangguoyaodan，yusujiakuai：“rangwokankan，yiyuanneijingranyouzheizhongwulongshijian？”
danliuhuaidezhijiedangzailedongyuanzhangdeqianmian，lanzhulequlu。
lijushunlicongshenyishouzhongnadaoyaodan，heizheliansaoshiyiyan，zhongfuchusheng：
“taotangshuiliangbaiwushiping，bashiheshuanglvfensuanna，liangbaipiantoubao？”
zhidiyousheng，hedezhongrenxintoukuangtiao。
jishibudongyixuedeputongrendoumingbai，zheixianranshiluanyongyao！
lijugaojuzheyaodan，zhizhezuixialandemingzi，fennudao：
“fangzhuren，nihaiyoushenmehaoshuode？”
“yongshangliangbaiwushipingdeputangshui？nicaishigeerbaiwuba！”
“xiangjiangbingfanggaizaochengyongchishima？”
fangzhurenhedeliandoulvle。
dongyuanzhanglijizhanchulai，zhengsedao：
“meixiangdaoyuanneiyouzheiyangdehaiqunzhima，congjinriqi，lijikaichufangzehai，yanchazairenqijiandexingyijilu！”
fangzhurenxiangbeiyidaotianleijizhong，jiangzaiyuandi，lianshangyizhenqingyizhenbai，zuihoumingbaicishiyichengdingju，kongpazaiyixuejiezaiwuzijidelizuzhidi！
“shenyi！nijiwodengzhe，bieyiweibawotixiagangweinijiuyouhaoriziguo，wofangjiabuhuifangguonide！”
fangzhurensidengzheshenyi，ehenhendimachushenglai。
shenyilianshangwujingwuju，muguangdanrandiwangxiangfangzhuren。
zheishi，lijuhuiguoshenlai，chenshengdao：
“xingfangde！zhongyubaoluzhenmianmuleba，zhidaoxianzainihaixiangzhelabangjiepailaihairen，zhendebubawozheilijufangzaiyanlia！”
fangzhurengengzhebozidao：“liju，niyebuguoguanweishengshueryi，guanbudaowomenfangjia！”
liudeshengyefaxiannverdebingzhengquanhaole，zhishishenziyouxiexuruo，ganjidikanleyiyanshenyi，genzhezhanchulai，shengruohonglei：
“shenyikeshiwonverdejiumingenren，sheigandong？”
“haiyou！fangzhurenshiba......hehe，maolinggonglao，haidewonverzaicixianruweiji，zhendewanquanwushiwoliudeshengna！”
liudeshengtazhehubu，chaozhefangzhurenbububijin，liqiwailou！
huran，yizhengaogenxiedetitashengxiangqi。
bingfangmenkouchu，zoujinleyiweigaotiaonvsheng，qichangqiangda，mianrongqingleng。
yourenjingjiaochusheng：“tashi......jiangbeishoufuzhinvjiangxiaoying！”
jiangjia，zhanjushoufuyixizhengzhengshinian，honghoucailibukehandong！
tongshi，jiangxiaoyingyeshiwanqianjiangchengnanshidemengzhongnvshen！
gaoxueli、gaoyanzhi、wuketiaotidejiajing！
ta，weishenmeyedaoxieheyiyuanlaile？
erqietashenshangdeziselifusihuyouxieposun，sishijinglileshenme？
zaizhongrenxinzhongmaochuzhuduoyiwenshi，jiangxiaoyingzhixiangshenyi，xiuchunqingqi：
“shenyishiwodepengyou，sheigandong？”
wenwanruolingdemeimiaoshengyin，rangsuoyourenzhenjingdaomamu！
wangxiangshenyidemuguangquandoubianle！
huaiyi、buan、weiju、huangzhang！
pingpingwuqideqingjiegongshenyi，jingshijiangjiajiangxiaoyingdepengyou？