woniuchuanzhangde《xuanhuangyisheng》zheibenshuxiedehaishitinghaode！zhujiaoshishenyishenyue，zhuyaojiangshule：shenyuefaxianshenyidexiongtangjulieqifu，zhudongtieshang，qingpailejixia，anweichusheng：“neidoushihuaiayi，huaishushu……
第16章
wufenzhongqian，jiuzhenshimenkou。
ashanshoudaolejiangxiaoyingdelaidian，xunwenyiqieshifouzhengchang，bingqiewenshenyidejinkuang。
mianduidingtoushangsi，tabuxiangyinman，danyouduishenyidetiexueshouduanxinshengweiju，yishijianyouyule。
yipangdeshenyuetingdaoshengyin，xinxidiwendao：
“ashanshushu，shixiannvjiejiededianhuama？”
jiangxiaoyingyetingdaolezheizhinendetongyin，xinzhongweitian，minglingdao：
“ashan，rangxiaoyuehewoliaoba！”
ashanlengleyixia，lijizhixingrenwu。
shenyuelehehedijieguoshouji，zaijiangxiaoyingdepangqiaocejizhixia，kaixindishuodao：
“wogetahuizuotiantiandechaotangdou，youkongjixiannvjiejienichia！buguotaxianzaimang，zaikanbingni！”
tingdaokanbingzheilianggeziyan，jiangxiaoyingshunjianjingshenlexuduo，lianmangwenchudizhi，kaishichaohechuntangcuijingfendianganqu！
taxiangyanzhengyixia，shenyishibushizhenyougaochaoyishu，haishiyunqishiran！
在就诊室内。
shenyiyijingdaishangshoutao，dongzuoxunjie，xianyituinashouhuoluojingu，**xuewei。
jinjiezhe，tacongbolijuzhongfanzhaochushiyukuanhonggandeyaocai。
在研钵中锤成粉末。
dantianweidong，neiqiyinjingmai，yanghuocongzhangchu。
zheixieshouduan，zhuangpeishenghewuboshouzirankanbudong，danjiexialaideyimurangtamenbaoshouzhenhan。
zhijianwushuyaofenzaishenyidezhangzhongkaishiroucuochengxing，quchuzazhihou，xingchengyuangungundeheiseyaowan！
“zhei......sanfenzhongjiuwanchenglelianyao？erqiequanchengbukaoqitayongju，shenzhibuyonghuo，jiuwanchenglelianzhi，erqielianzhichulaidehaishihaowuzazhidedanwan！”
wuboshoutongkongdizhen，shengyinbagaolebadu：
“shenyi，ninbujinshiyiweishenyi，haishilianyaozongshi！”
zhuangpeishengningzhebozikandaozheiyimu，xinzhongyeshijingkongwanfen：
suiranbuzhidaoshishenmexiaoguo，danpingtadeyanguangnenggouqingxibianbiechurucichuncuidechengdan，zaihechuntangdezhuanjuneiqimanengmaiwubaiyishang！
sanfenzhongzhuanwubai，yixiaoshijiuguowan！
恐怖的时薪！
shenyijiangliangrendebiaoqingshouruyandi，xinzhongshixiao：
这就吓到你们了？
zheizhishizuiweibaolizhijiedelianyaofangshini，sunshileliuchengdeyaoxing！
shijishangshenyixinzhongyeyousuotante，bijingyiqianzaixuexiaodoushixitongxuexixiyizhishi，suirandedaoleyishengchuancheng，danbingbuzhidaozijidelianyaoshuipingruhe。
rujinkanlai，zheiyishoudadaolebucuodexiaoguo。
shenyianmaixialeyigexiaoxinyan，jiushixiangyaoyinqizhuangpeishengtamendehaoqixin，zuihaonenggoudachengmouxiehezuo！
shouxian，tongtiantengheshipoyakeshilianzhizhuyandandebibeicailiao。
shenyixiangyaocongzhuangpeishengshouzhongnadaozheiliangweicailiao，weimeimeilianzhizhuyandan。
tazhixiangrangshenyuejiankangkuailedichengzhang，conggegefangmianmanzu、shixiantadexiaoxinyuan，kebiezaixinshengsizhile！
dier，yifenqiannandaoyingxionghan。
shenyimeiyoubenqian，zhinengzhanshijifenjishu，laibodehezuodejihuile！
jingduanshijiandexiangchulaikan，hechuntangneizhishicunzaibushanyongrendeqingkuang，zhuangpeishenghewuboshoutamendexingge、piqidoutingduiweikoude，shibucuodehezuohuoban。
“shenshenyi......”
wuboshouxiangyaokaikou，danbeishenyidaduan：
“youshenmexiangwende，dengwozhiliaowanzaishuoba！”
shenyijixuroucuoyaowan，erqiesuduyuelaiyuekuai，jihubanfenzhongjiulianzhichuyimei。
zhuangpeishenghewuboshouliangrenyijingzhenjingdaomamule。
buyongduojiu，bameiyaowanfenbiefangzhizaiduiyingdebolihuoguanzhong。
shenyicaiyongshanhuoshideshoufa，kaishibaguan。
tadeshizhizaikongzhongjiaozhichucanying！
yilianchuandeputongshengzaizhuangpeishengdebeibuxiangqi。
shimiaozhongdeshijian，bolihuoguanjinshuguiwei。
zaibolihuoguanfuzhezhichu，nongxuedaoliuerchu。
qineideyaowankuaisuxiaorong，xiangyaogaobantiehezaizhuangpeishengdepifubiaomian。
zhuangpeishengshufudefachubuyazhisheng，huidangzhenggefangjian。
wuboshoulaolianyihong，zuoweipangguanzhedouweitagandaoxiuchi、ganga。
huran，zaluandeshengyincongwaimianchuanjinlai。
shenyimeitouweizhou，qingshengdao：
“huoguanliaofaquanchengxuyaoshiwufenzhong，yifenzhonghou，bolihuoguancaihuichediwengu。”
zhuangpeishenglijihuiyi，xiangwuboshoutouquqiuzhudemuguang：
“laoli，nichumenkanxiawaimianweishenmezheimechaonao，buyaorangyuangongwuchuangjinlai，daduanshenshenyidezhiliao。”
wuboshouhuiguoshenlai，zhidaozhuangpeishengzuihaomianzi，bannianqiantashenshangjiukaishiyouyiyangqingkuangle，zhishiaiyu‘xingbing’zhileideshuofa，meiliandaodayiyuanzhiliao，yizhizangzheyezhe，daojintianyijingxiangdangyanzhong。
“haohaohao，shenshenyi，ninzheishanhuofa，zhenjue！”
chumenqian，wuboshoudoubuwangkuazanyiju。
budaoyitianshijiannei，kandaozheimeduojingzhan、shichuandezhongyishoufa，tayouzhongsiyiwuhandegankai。
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“hechuntangneikezangbuleren，jiulimianneijianjiuzhenshile，daitujiuzailimian，dajiadoujiwoliushenxie！”
jinglitangyongdezouzaizuiqian，yifuzhidianjiangshandepaitou。
jieliuzimenqilingbaluodiyinghao，luanzaozaoyituan。
duozaiyuanchudeyuangongmenzhengmanlianjiaozhuodixiangshangdabaogao，zhishifendiandianzhangjieledianhuayishijianganbuhuilai，erwuboshouhelaobanzhuangpeishengdoumeijiedianhua。
简直迫在眉睫啊！
tangyongdeyijingdairenlakailelianbu，zoudaolejiuzhenshimenkoudegejian。
zhenghaoyugaodadeashanduishiyiyan，liangrendoulengzaiyuandi。
chenjiaonarenchulezheishishenyishenbianderen，erqieshenyuejiuzaiyanqian，xinhuodunran：shenyijiushiweilezheigebingyangzi，dawoyibazhang！
tazhizheshenyue，jianshenghandao：
“zheishineigedaitudemeimei，zhendeshiwufawutianle，quanjiachudonglaifanzui，dajiakuaizhuazhutaba！”
turuqilaidebianguhedeshenyueliandoubaile，daizhekuqiangdao：
“huaiayi！huairen！yiqunhuairen！”
“谁敢乱动！”
ashannongmeidaoshuerqi，talijibaoqishenyue，tuihoujibu。
shenyuekeshishenyidenilin，ruguozhenrangtachuleshi，neikongbuhouguo......ashanbuganxiangxiang！
“fenliangrenquduifuneigaodagehexiaonvhai，qitarengenwochong！”
tangyongdedashouyihui，xialingchusheng。
“吱呀--”
jiuzhenshidemen，turankaile！
jigejieliuzishiguanleyinzhao，xunsuchushou，naqizawujiuchaomenkouzaqu！
wuboshouzhenghaokaimenzouchu，xuduopingpingguanguanpitouzalai，hedetalianmangdunxia。
danyijiuduoshanbuji，beiyaoguanzapoletou。
镊子刮伤了他的脸。
“停！停一下！”
tangyongderenchuleren，gaojushuangshou，poshenghandao。
wuboshouwuzhenaodai，yanmaojinxingdiyangwangyiyan，qijibaihuaidimadao：
“唐！永！德！”
“shibushibuxiangganle？zhudongdairenqianlainaoshi！”
tangyongdeboziyisuo，ganjinjieshi：
“wulao，hechuntangneijinleyiweidaitu，jushuomingweishenyi，wozheishizuzhirenshouzhunbeijiangqiqinhuoni！”
wuboshouwenyan，xianxieyikoulaoxuepenchu，xianqianyouweizhuangliangcailanludumen，xianzaiyouduoyiweijinglichumianxiangyaochaojiahuodajia？
hechuntang，yijingluanchengzheigeyangzilema？
tahentiebuchenggang，zanghuadoubenglechulai：
“daitu？fangniniangdegoupi！zheikeshiwotediqinglaideshenshenyi，nibuhaohaozhaodaiyejiusuanle，jingranhaixiangzhejuzhongdajia？”
“嗯？”
tangyongdenaozhongzhimaoheixian，youxienongbuqingchuqingkuangle，zhizhedanjiashangdefangjundao：
“zhei......fangdashaojiushibeineigeshenyidachengzheiyangde，wulao，ninkuaichushoujiutaba！”
ashanyikaishidoumeinongqingchuzheixierenweihenaoshi，dankandaofangjunhechenjiaonashi，lijimingbaikendingshitamencongzhongtiaosuo，danshenyuehedechouqibuzhi，tazhinengnulihongzhezheiweixiaogongzhu。
wuboshouwuzhenaodai，zhanleqilai。
tasaoshileyiquanyanqiandeluanxiang，dingyanwangxiangfangjun，yirancaicedaodagaishiqing。
wuyijiushifendianjinglixiangyaobajietaohaofangjia，caishangyanzheimeyichu！
wuboshouheizhelianzoudaoledanjiapang。
tangyongdesuiranbumingbaiqingkuang，danyesonglekouqi，kanxiangfangjun：
“fangxinba，shenmediedatengtongdounanbudaowulao，takeshizhongyidashi！”
zhishiwuboshouzhandinghou，chaozheyiweijieliuzinuchidao：“chuizijiwo！”
jieliuzibugandikang，beiwuboshouduoquletiechui。
suoyourenxinzhongmaochuwushuwenhao。
zhongyidashiwuboshou，yaobatiechuiganma？
xiayimiao，zhijianwuboshoushouqichuiluo，zhijiechaozhedanjiashangdefangjunzaqu。
砰！
咔嚓！
tiechuiluozailefangjundezuishang。
顿时，鲜血四溢！
jiezhe，wuboshouzhijiejiangtiechuidiujindanjia，paoxiaomadao：
“ganzaihechuntangzaoyaoshengfei，haiyaowojinizhibing？zhinigechuizi！”
fangjunbeitiechuizapotou，tongdeziyaliezui。
tayizhangzui，mankoudexianxueyijijiketuoluodeyachituchu，lianshangmanshixuexing。
tangyongdejingdaile：“wulao，zheikeshifangjiadashaoa，nihutule！”
“zuogepidefangjiadashao！”wuboshoushenzhizuoyeqingkuang，zanghualianpiandipokoudama，manqiangnuyi。
“zuowan，jiangchengshangyequanneifengfanglingdouchule，fangjiasuangeniaodan！”
chenjiaonakeshijiangfangjiadangdatuideren，diyishijianfanbo：
“fangjiazaijiangchengshouwosanchengyiliaoqixiededingdanfene，sheigandongfangjia，biekaiwanxiaolelaorenjia！”
忽然。
yigeqinglengdenvshengconghechuntangmenkouyuanyuanchuanjinlai。
“wogan！daodizenmeyihuishi？shenyijinimenkanbing，jingranenjiangchoubao，zhaorenzhunbeijuzhongweiou？”
zhijianyidaojingliqianyingzhengkuaisuchaohechuntangpaolai。
chenjiaonadoumeikanqinglaizheshishei，yanzhuziyizhuan，zizuocongmingdihandao：
“wozhidaole，zheilaorenkenengyoupanxina，tahewaimianneinvde，quandoushishenyidetuoba！jiushiweilejiangwomenkunzaizheili，yibianshenyitouzousuoyouzhiqiandongxi！
tangjingli，zaibujinqu，zheijianhechuntangdouyaobeibankonglou！”
tangyongdelianseyizhenbianhuan，kanleyiyanmanlianshixuedefangjun，zuochujueding：
“laigeren！shouzhuwulao，qiyurengenwojinqu，yitanjiujing！”
话音刚落。
jieliuzimengenzhetangyongde，paodaolejiuzhenshimenkou。
砰的一声。
zheidaomenjingbeirencongneichuaikai，jiangmenkoujirendankai。
房门大敞！
zhongrenkanqingjiuzhenshineideqingkuanghou，jingqideruwuleihongdingban，chuzaiyuandi。
shijianzaizheiyimiaofangfoanxialezantingjian。
全场静可闻针！
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