第五章 吻了校花

怎么办?怎么办?

jiangchenkanzheduimianneikongguyouanyiyangdejuemeixiaohua。

meiliquedongren,takouzhongliutangzheliuchangdedaizheyingguofanerdeliuliyingwen,danyanshenqueshishizudebingleng。

**,zhuliye,nizheimekengluomiou,zhendehaome?

yanyuxiyueshishuodeliuchang,jiangchenjiuyueshizheji,nima,nandaodengzheiniuershuowanle,zijizhinengmengbideshuoyiju“wobuhui?”

kandaojiangchenneiyilianzheji,lianbietonghongdemoyang,yanyuxineichuidankepodeliandanershang,jingranfuxianchuyisiruoyouruowudejifeng!

cike,quanbanderenquandoudingzheshenmedoushuobuchulaidejiangchen!

tayizhibushuohua,yijingrangxiamianjianjianwengwengqilai。

“kanzheixiaozi**deyangzi,kendingshenmedoubuhui!”

“jiushi,yannvshenzhenshikancuorenle,jingranxuanzheigelajishangqu,laozishangquqimahainengshuoliangju!”

“yaobunishangqubazhei**huanxialai?”

“e,haishidengyixiaba,wogengxiangkantachuchou,rangzheixiaozilaihamaxiangchitianerou!”

benlaidouzhunbeirenmingdejiangchenkandaozheiyisichaoxiao,dunshixinzhongmomingjiushihuoda,nima,zheiyanyuxijuebishiguyide!

momingqimiaodebeizheinvhaierkengle,jingranhaibeisuoyourendouchaofeng,jiangchenjianzhibiequdeyaoming。

pianpianzijiyoulishibuchulai,zenmeban?jiuzheimerenshu?

他不甘心!

doushuodianzishibeibichulaide,jiuzaizheishihou,jiangchennaohaizhonglingguangyishan!

lianmangkanxiangzuijiaodaizheyisixixuedeyanyuxi,shuodao:“yanyuxitongxue,nengbunengqingnizaibagangcaidetaicishuoyibian,woyoudianjinzhang,meiyoutingqingchu!”

“**,zheixiaozibushiguyizaituoyanba?youyongme?nandaoshixiangduohexiaohuajinjulijiechuyihuier?taibuyaolianleba?”

taishangdejiangchenyilianheixian,nima,zheixiekengdiedeweiguandang,zijibuganshanglai,jiuzaixiamianjijiwaiwai。

yanyuxidaoshimeiyouzaiyi,zhishiyouxiejingyadekanlejiangchenyiyan,dianlediantou,“meiwenti!”

fangfoweilechentuojiangchendeyiwusuozhi,zheiyiciyanyuxishuochulaideyingwentaiciyouyoulveweidebiandong,bingqiegengjiadeshengqingbingmao,kuankuanruxiliu。

erjiuzaitashuohuadekongdang,jiangchenqueyijingxunsudenachuleshouji,dianjitaobao,jinru“danyaoqu”。

“jianchibuxiedan,bushi,chijiudan,bushi,dunwudan,jiushitale!”

点击购买!

“dunwudan:fanjidanyao,fuyonghoukeduifanchendeyiqieshiwudoujuyouchaoqiangdexuexilingwunengli,keyituidaoyanyi,youyidingjilvkeyijinru‘dunwu’zhuangtai,haiyuanqingjing!jiazhi:10gongde!”

“ding,taoxianrentishi,ninyigoumaichenggong,nindangqiandeyuewei10!”

ganjueshouzhongduoleyimeiqingsedanyao,jiangchenchenrenbuzhuyi,xunsufangjinlezuili。

shunjian,jiangchenzhiganjuezijidenaohaiyizhenzhendang,fangfonaoziqingminglehenduo。

yanyuxishuodeneixiechongmanyinglunfengdejuzibuzaishitianshuyibandenandong!

yuanjiaoshouranglianggerenyanyide,qishijiushiquanjudezui**debufen,zhuliyeyuluomiouyijianzhongqing,yijizuihou,zhuliyesihouluomioudeshenqinghuhuan。

yanyuxidetaicigangyishuowan,jiangchenkanzhepptshangdetishidanci,zhiganjuenaohaizhongbuyouzizhudeshanxianchuyixiexindeyingwenjuzilai,buyouzizhudebianshituokouerchu!

luomiou:qingsheng!neibianchuangzililiangqilaideshishenmeguang?neijiushidongfang,zhuliyejiushitaiyang!qilaiba,meilidetaiyang!neishiwodeyizhongren。

朱丽叶:唉!

luomiou:tashuohuale。a!zaishuoxiaquba,guangmingdetianshi!yinweiwozaizheiyesezhizhongyangshizheni,jiuxiangyigechenshidefanren,zhangdalechushendeyanjing,zhanwangzheyigeshengzhechibangdetianshi,jiazhebaiyunhuanhuandichiguoletiankongyiyang。

……

suizhejuqingdejinzhan,yanyuxixinzhongdejingyayuelaiyuenonghou,tazaiyingguodeshihoukanguojuzuodeyuanzhu,jiashangtianfubufan,cainenggoushuoderucishunchang,erjiangchen,suiranzaiyikaishiyouxiekengkengbanban,danyuedaohoumian,jingranshuodeyueshiliuchang,erqie,jingranhetayiyang,kaishidaichuleyixiechunzhengdeyingshifayin!

太不可思议了!

guanjianshi,zheilveyouxieqingxiudejiahuojingranyanshenbiandeyuelaiyuemingliang,kanxiangzijidemuguangzhong,jingrandaizheyizhong,yinyindewenrou,ta,tabuhuizhendebazijidangchengzhuliyeleba?

xiangdaozheili,yanyuxixinlipengranyitiao,lianshangyinyinyouxiehongrunqilai。

“wodeairen!wodeqizi:sishensuiranxiganlenitianmideqixi,quemeiyouliliangcuihuinidemeili。woyaopeinizaizheiliyongyuananxi,zuihouyici,rangwochupengnidezuichun……”

suizhejuqingjinruzuihouluomiouxunqingdejieduan,jiangchenfangfofengmoleyiban,zhenggerenyibubu,xiangzheyanyuxizoulai,jingranyixiazibaozhuleyanyuxi,neiwenroudeyanshenzhongdaizhenanyiyinzangdeshenshendetongku!

他“入戏”了!

fangfobeijiangchenneishensideyanshen,kuankuandeqingsudaihuidaoneizhongwubitongkudeqingjingzhong,yanyuxijingranlengzhulewangjifankang!

neizhangqingxiudelianjulizijiyuelaiyuejin,yuelaiyuejin!

rouruandechunban,huanenjiaoruandejifu,xinxiangdeweidao……jiangchenshenwenleyanyuxi!

zheiyike,banshangsuoyourendoulengzhule!

“**,zheixiaoziwenleyanyuxi?!”

buzhidaosheiguaijiaoyisheng,jiangchenzhijiecong“dunwu”dezhuangtaizhongqingxing,kanzheyanqianwubizhenjing、lianhongdeyaodixuededejiaren,yilianmengbi!

**,tajingranwenlexiaohua?

“dangzhongshualiumang,cao,zouta!”banshangsuoyounanshengqingxingguolaidiyifanyingjiushiyaozouzheiyade,made,gangcaitaishangdezenmebushilaozi!

suoyounanshengneiniumanmian,yibianqunqingxiongxiong,xiangshangqunongsizheiyade!

“keke!”jiuzaisuoyounanshengdouannabuzhudeshihou,yipangdeguojiaoshouqueyijingxiaomimidezoudaojiangtaishang,yilianxinshangdekanzhejiangchen,“benlaiyiweizheigebanzhiyouxiaoxikeyishuochuzheimechunzhengdeyingshiyingyu,meixiangdaojiangchentongxueniyekeyi,gangcaidebiaoxianzhenrangrenjingyan!neiyiwenjianzhijiuqiadaohaochu!xiaoxicongxiaozaiyingguozhangda,xiangbishibuhuijieyideba……”

“wo……wo,wobujieyi……”banqishitouzalezijidejiao,yanyuxixiudecongetouyizhihongdaoletianebanyouyadebaixibojingshang,shizaishimeixiangdaoyuanjiaoshoujingranhuibangzhezheigejiahuoshuohua,zhenshiqiasijiangchendexindouyoule。

meibanfa,zhihaohenhendedengleyiyanjiangchen,xiaoshengshuodao:“nizheige**zhitu,jingranshenzangbulu,suannizouyun!”

woqu,jiusuanwenleni,yebushiguyide,zhiyuzheimehenwome……jiangchenkanzheyanyuxitonghongdeliandaner,shizaishixiangbutong,zijidaodishenmedifangdezuilezheigexiaohua!