第1章

zhangxuanhenfannao,fannaodegenyuanshibeiyigemeinvsaoraole。

benlaizheiyinggaishiyijianlingrenyuyuedemeishier,danneigemeinvdeshenfenbujiandan,shizhangxuandelaoda,fenggedeqingren。

zheijiubeicuile,fenggekeshichumingdexinhenshoula,haishizijidelaoda,yaoshirangtazhidaozijidenvrengenxiaodiyouran,tiedinghuisharende!

jiuzaigangcai,zheiweixiaosaozidadianhua,huangchengzijiyouweixian,jiangzhangxuanpiandaomanjiujiudian,zhankaileqiangliedegongshi。

xingkuizhangxuanxiangdaofenggeneibinglengdeyanshen,yuxueliangdexiguadao,haiyouzuizhongyaodejianghudaoyi,zuihouhuzhulekuyaodai,langbeiertao。

“ai,zhenbai,ai,woshizhengjingren,haoda,ai…”

zhangxuanhunbushoushededunangzhe,laidaojiudianfujindeyichuyeshi,dasuanludianchuan,guandianxianpi,haohaoyayajing。

youyunaozhongbuduanfuxianzhegangcaijingxiandehuamian,yibuxiaoxingenyingmianderenzhuanglegemanhuai。

“aiya**,xiaozinizoulubuzhangyana!”

duimianyigehefatongyan,queshenchuansengpaodelaotouerdengdashuangyan,nuqichongchongdezhizhezhangxuandama。

zhangxuanzhengyiduzihuoqi,wenyandanu,ehenhendao:“laotouer,laozikebupanipengcier,buxinnizaimayiju,kanwoganbugankanni!”

laotoueryileng,sisidingzhezhangxuan,huranxiaole,yibianxiao,yibiandiantou,“benzuoguannigugejingqi,qiyunnitian,jiubugenniyibanjianshile。”

“神经病!”

zhangxuanbuzailita,jingzhizoudaoyibiandeshaokaotanerzuoxia,yaolexierouchuanxianpi,kaishijianghuo。

“heihei,mangmangrenhaizhong,zanliangnengzhuangzaiyiqi,shimodadeyuanfen。benzuojiuquzun,peinihejibei。”neilaotouerxiaoxixidezuodaoleduimian。

“laoban!maidan!”zhangxuanhandao。

panglaobanyiliuxiaopaolaidaoyipang,peixiaodao:“zhangxuanxiongdi,zheicisuanlaogewode,nihejiuxing。”

zhangxuanzhazhayan,zhizheduimiandelaotou,“tamaidan。”

“ao,babaiba,ninjibabaijiuhao。”laobanmiaodong,xiaoxixideduilaotouershuodao。

laotouerxielengzheyanjing,zhizhezhuozidao:“jiuzheidianniaowanyier,niganyaobabai?”

“xianguininkeyibuchima!”panglaobanchongzhangxuandiandiantou,daoyibianmanghuoqule。

zhangxuanziguzideganleyidabeixianpi,xiaohehedao:“laotouer,xiangchijiuzijihuaqian。”

“renxinbugua,”laotouertongxinjishoudeduoduojiao,“benzuonaishizhizunzhishengzhigaowushangmeifazailihaidewudishengshen,qingwohedunjiushiniderongxing!”

“gun。”zhangxuandakouchirou。

“qingbenzuohejiuduiniyoutiandadehaochu!”

“gun。”zhangxuandabeihejiu。

“duibenzuorucibujing,nishiyuneidiyirena!”

laotouerweiweiyaotou,conghuailimochuyibenhouhoudecezi,aorandao:

“benzuozheiben《wanjiexuangong》,naishiduotiandizaohua,jushiwushuangdexiuxingmiaofa,cantouyidianpimao,jiukehengxingyunei,tiaochusanjiewai,buzaiwuxingzhong。zhangxuan,zhiyaoniqingbenzuohedunjiu,ranhouketoubaishi,weishijiuchuanshouyuni!”

“laotouer,zhiyaonijiwoketoubaishi,weishijiuchuannixiguadaojueji,shangnengkanshenfo,xiakepiguishen,zayang?”

zhangxuanbeilaotouerdoulele,zanshiwanglebeisaoraodehuoqi,xiaozhedaquerdao。

laotoueryiliankumen,wendao:“zhangxuan,nijiubuhaoqi,woshizenmezhidaonidemingzide?”

“youshahaoqide,zheitiaojieshangyoujigeburenshiwode?zaishuo,gangcaipanglaobanhanwomingzile,zhiyaonibulong,jiunengtingdao。”

zhangxuanshuowan,zhuaqiyigejizhua,kendeneijiaoyigexiang。

laotouersisidingzheyizhuozidejiurou,kuangyankoushui,“laozigangcaimeitingjian!laozishisuanchulaide!nijiaozhangxuan,shigeguer,jinnianershisui,haishi**,chicunshi…wu…”

huameishuowan,jiubeiyizhijizhuaduzhulezui。

“老头儿你闭嘴!”

zhangxuanzuozeisidesixiazhangwangyifan,jianmeirenzhuyi,zhangchuyikouqi,“woshuolaotouer,woyebushishenmeyouqianren,nizhiyufeineimedajingerdiaochawo?”

“benzuoshisuanchulaide!”

老头儿怒吼。

“haobahaoba,wofule,nichiba!”zhangxuanrenle。

“呸!”

laotoueryibadiudiaojizhua,“nitemezenmebayaoguodejizhuazisaiwozuilile!”

“nigeyaofandehaitiaosanjiansia!”zhangxuanxiaomimidekanzheta。

“呼…”

laotouershenhuxi,pingfulexianuhuo,“zhangxuan,jianyuniduibenzuodebujing,nihuibeileipide。”

“haha,haobadashi,wocuole,lai,jingninyibei!”

zhangxuanjuqijiubei,gentaganleyibei。

turan,jiebianshilaiyiliangjingshenbingyuandejiuhuche,tingzaishaokaotanyibian。

jigebaidaguaxiache,laidaozhangxuangenlaotouermianqian。

laotouerliansejubian,taitouwangzheweishouyiren,jidongdao:“yangzhuren,benzuoshuoguo,benzuomeiyoubing,nibuyaobirentaishen!”

“haohaohao,nimeibing,genwohuiquhaoma?womenjinizhunbeidekaoquanyang,haiyoushanghaodenverhong。”yangzhurenxiaorongkeju。

“ng,nianzainiyipianxiaoxin,benzuojiusuinihuiqu!”

laotouerzhengzhongdediandiantou,zhanqishenlai,gangyaozou,turanxiangqileshenme,huitouwangxiangmudengkoudaidezhangxuan,“zhangxuan,zheibenmijijiuchuanjinile,wangnihaohaoxiulian,yehaoweihuoshijian!”

shuowan,jiangneiben《wanjiexuangong》diuzailezhangxuandeshenshang。

zhangxuanlenglengdezhuaqimiji,chouzhelaotouerdayaodabaidegenzhebaidaguamenshangcheliqu,“**,genyigeshenjingbingcheleyiwanshang!”

haoqidefankaisuoweidemiji。

bukanbuzhidao,yikanheyitiao:

“woqu,tianliburongxinfa,duanzijuesuntui,shangtianhailizhang,xialiuzhua,**quan,aileipi,shenmeluanqibazaode,zenmehaiyouaileipi…”

“咔嚓…轰…”

yidaoshandian,wankoucuxi,henhenpizaizhangxuandenaomenshang。

juliedehongmingshengguohou,zhangxuanyuyizhuozijiurou,pingkongxiaoshile。

zhouweiderenmeiyousihaochajue,yijiuzaimanghuozhezijideshi,gaichichi,gaihehe。

zhiyoupanglaobanyitouwushuidekanzhezhangxuanxiaoshidedifang,“renni?wodezhuozini…”

zhangxuanhuanhuanzhengkaishuangyan,mimihuhudedaliangzhesizhou。daochushicantiandashu,touguoshuyedefengxi,keyikanjianbuyuanchudeshenshan。

tayaoyaohuanghuangdizhanqishenlai,shiturangzijiqingxingyixie。zhouweidehuanjingrangtagandaomosheng,tabuzhidaozijishenzaihechu。

“gaisidelaotouer,zuzhouwobeileipi,haizhenbeipile!yi?wozenmehuizaizheier?”

zhangxuanshenxiyikouqi,shitupingjingzijidexinqing。

ranhou,tabeicuidefaxian,zijideyifumeile,chitiaotiaodezhanzaiyipianshanlinzhong。

yimonaodai,de,maoeryemeishengyigen。

“ai,zhentemedaomei。”

zhangxuansixiayiqiao,jiaoxiayiduihuijinzhong,jingjingtangzheneiben《wanjiexuangong》,qitadeshenmeshoujiqianbaoyiwudeng,yilvkongkongruye。

“dananbusibiyouhoufu!laozileidoupibusi,yihouhaipashei!xianxiangbanfalikaizheier。”

zhangxuanhuanghuangnaodai,jianqimiji,dangzhukudang,xiaoxinyiyidexiangqianzouqu。

“dai,cishanshiwokai,cishushiwozai,yaodaciluguo,liuxiashenzilai!”

suizheyidaocuguangdenvsheng,shuhoumiancuanchujidaoshenying,jiangtalanzhu。

zhangxuanhaoqidekanzhejiren,haoqidao:“nimenzaipaixi?”

jiujianchulaideyigongwuren,yigexiongnaodai,yigejinaodai,yigegounaodai,lianggeniunaodai,shoulidouwozheminghuanghuangdegangdao。

“painidaye,womenshiqiangjiede!”jinaodaihedao。

“jiweihaohan,woshenshangmeiqiana!”zhangxuanbiezhexiaoshuodao。

“laoniangshinvyao,jiaojiejie!”

“jiejiehao,woshenwufenmaoa…”

“fangxin,jiejiemenjiese,bujiecai…”