zhangxuanhenfannao,fannaodegenyuanshibeiyigemeinvsaoraole。
benlaizheiyinggaishiyijianlingrenyuyuedemeishier,danneigemeinvdeshenfenbujiandan,shizhangxuandelaoda,fenggedeqingren。
zheijiubeicuile,fenggekeshichumingdexinhenshoula,haishizijidelaoda,yaoshirangtazhidaozijidenvrengenxiaodiyouran,tiedinghuisharende!
jiuzaigangcai,zheiweixiaosaozidadianhua,huangchengzijiyouweixian,jiangzhangxuanpiandaomanjiujiudian,zhankaileqiangliedegongshi。
xingkuizhangxuanxiangdaofenggeneibinglengdeyanshen,yuxueliangdexiguadao,haiyouzuizhongyaodejianghudaoyi,zuihouhuzhulekuyaodai,langbeiertao。
“ai,zhenbai,ai,woshizhengjingren,haoda,ai…”
zhangxuanhunbushoushededunangzhe,laidaojiudianfujindeyichuyeshi,dasuanludianchuan,guandianxianpi,haohaoyayajing。
youyunaozhongbuduanfuxianzhegangcaijingxiandehuamian,yibuxiaoxingenyingmianderenzhuanglegemanhuai。
“aiya**,xiaozinizoulubuzhangyana!”
duimianyigehefatongyan,queshenchuansengpaodelaotouerdengdashuangyan,nuqichongchongdezhizhezhangxuandama。
zhangxuanzhengyiduzihuoqi,wenyandanu,ehenhendao:“laotouer,laozikebupanipengcier,buxinnizaimayiju,kanwoganbugankanni!”
laotoueryileng,sisidingzhezhangxuan,huranxiaole,yibianxiao,yibiandiantou,“benzuoguannigugejingqi,qiyunnitian,jiubugenniyibanjianshile。”
“神经病!”
zhangxuanbuzailita,jingzhizoudaoyibiandeshaokaotanerzuoxia,yaolexierouchuanxianpi,kaishijianghuo。
“heihei,mangmangrenhaizhong,zanliangnengzhuangzaiyiqi,shimodadeyuanfen。benzuojiuquzun,peinihejibei。”neilaotouerxiaoxixidezuodaoleduimian。
“laoban!maidan!”zhangxuanhandao。
panglaobanyiliuxiaopaolaidaoyipang,peixiaodao:“zhangxuanxiongdi,zheicisuanlaogewode,nihejiuxing。”
zhangxuanzhazhayan,zhizheduimiandelaotou,“tamaidan。”
“ao,babaiba,ninjibabaijiuhao。”laobanmiaodong,xiaoxixideduilaotouershuodao。
laotouerxielengzheyanjing,zhizhezhuozidao:“jiuzheidianniaowanyier,niganyaobabai?”
“xianguininkeyibuchima!”panglaobanchongzhangxuandiandiantou,daoyibianmanghuoqule。
zhangxuanziguzideganleyidabeixianpi,xiaohehedao:“laotouer,xiangchijiuzijihuaqian。”
“renxinbugua,”laotouertongxinjishoudeduoduojiao,“benzuonaishizhizunzhishengzhigaowushangmeifazailihaidewudishengshen,qingwohedunjiushiniderongxing!”
“gun。”zhangxuandakouchirou。
“qingbenzuohejiuduiniyoutiandadehaochu!”
“gun。”zhangxuandabeihejiu。
“duibenzuorucibujing,nishiyuneidiyirena!”
laotouerweiweiyaotou,conghuailimochuyibenhouhoudecezi,aorandao:
“benzuozheiben《wanjiexuangong》,naishiduotiandizaohua,jushiwushuangdexiuxingmiaofa,cantouyidianpimao,jiukehengxingyunei,tiaochusanjiewai,buzaiwuxingzhong。zhangxuan,zhiyaoniqingbenzuohedunjiu,ranhouketoubaishi,weishijiuchuanshouyuni!”
“laotouer,zhiyaonijiwoketoubaishi,weishijiuchuannixiguadaojueji,shangnengkanshenfo,xiakepiguishen,zayang?”
zhangxuanbeilaotouerdoulele,zanshiwanglebeisaoraodehuoqi,xiaozhedaquerdao。
laotoueryiliankumen,wendao:“zhangxuan,nijiubuhaoqi,woshizenmezhidaonidemingzide?”
“youshahaoqide,zheitiaojieshangyoujigeburenshiwode?zaishuo,gangcaipanglaobanhanwomingzile,zhiyaonibulong,jiunengtingdao。”
zhangxuanshuowan,zhuaqiyigejizhua,kendeneijiaoyigexiang。
laotouersisidingzheyizhuozidejiurou,kuangyankoushui,“laozigangcaimeitingjian!laozishisuanchulaide!nijiaozhangxuan,shigeguer,jinnianershisui,haishi**,chicunshi…wu…”
huameishuowan,jiubeiyizhijizhuaduzhulezui。
“老头儿你闭嘴!”
zhangxuanzuozeisidesixiazhangwangyifan,jianmeirenzhuyi,zhangchuyikouqi,“woshuolaotouer,woyebushishenmeyouqianren,nizhiyufeineimedajingerdiaochawo?”
“benzuoshisuanchulaide!”
老头儿怒吼。
“haobahaoba,wofule,nichiba!”zhangxuanrenle。
“呸!”
laotoueryibadiudiaojizhua,“nitemezenmebayaoguodejizhuazisaiwozuilile!”
“nigeyaofandehaitiaosanjiansia!”zhangxuanxiaomimidekanzheta。
“呼…”
laotouershenhuxi,pingfulexianuhuo,“zhangxuan,jianyuniduibenzuodebujing,nihuibeileipide。”
“haha,haobadashi,wocuole,lai,jingninyibei!”
zhangxuanjuqijiubei,gentaganleyibei。
turan,jiebianshilaiyiliangjingshenbingyuandejiuhuche,tingzaishaokaotanyibian。
jigebaidaguaxiache,laidaozhangxuangenlaotouermianqian。
laotouerliansejubian,taitouwangzheweishouyiren,jidongdao:“yangzhuren,benzuoshuoguo,benzuomeiyoubing,nibuyaobirentaishen!”
“haohaohao,nimeibing,genwohuiquhaoma?womenjinizhunbeidekaoquanyang,haiyoushanghaodenverhong。”yangzhurenxiaorongkeju。
“ng,nianzainiyipianxiaoxin,benzuojiusuinihuiqu!”
laotouerzhengzhongdediandiantou,zhanqishenlai,gangyaozou,turanxiangqileshenme,huitouwangxiangmudengkoudaidezhangxuan,“zhangxuan,zheibenmijijiuchuanjinile,wangnihaohaoxiulian,yehaoweihuoshijian!”
shuowan,jiangneiben《wanjiexuangong》diuzailezhangxuandeshenshang。
zhangxuanlenglengdezhuaqimiji,chouzhelaotouerdayaodabaidegenzhebaidaguamenshangcheliqu,“**,genyigeshenjingbingcheleyiwanshang!”
haoqidefankaisuoweidemiji。
bukanbuzhidao,yikanheyitiao:
“woqu,tianliburongxinfa,duanzijuesuntui,shangtianhailizhang,xialiuzhua,**quan,aileipi,shenmeluanqibazaode,zenmehaiyouaileipi…”
“咔嚓…轰…”
yidaoshandian,wankoucuxi,henhenpizaizhangxuandenaomenshang。
juliedehongmingshengguohou,zhangxuanyuyizhuozijiurou,pingkongxiaoshile。
zhouweiderenmeiyousihaochajue,yijiuzaimanghuozhezijideshi,gaichichi,gaihehe。
zhiyoupanglaobanyitouwushuidekanzhezhangxuanxiaoshidedifang,“renni?wodezhuozini…”
…
zhangxuanhuanhuanzhengkaishuangyan,mimihuhudedaliangzhesizhou。daochushicantiandashu,touguoshuyedefengxi,keyikanjianbuyuanchudeshenshan。
tayaoyaohuanghuangdizhanqishenlai,shiturangzijiqingxingyixie。zhouweidehuanjingrangtagandaomosheng,tabuzhidaozijishenzaihechu。
“gaisidelaotouer,zuzhouwobeileipi,haizhenbeipile!yi?wozenmehuizaizheier?”
zhangxuanshenxiyikouqi,shitupingjingzijidexinqing。
ranhou,tabeicuidefaxian,zijideyifumeile,chitiaotiaodezhanzaiyipianshanlinzhong。
yimonaodai,de,maoeryemeishengyigen。
“ai,zhentemedaomei。”
zhangxuansixiayiqiao,jiaoxiayiduihuijinzhong,jingjingtangzheneiben《wanjiexuangong》,qitadeshenmeshoujiqianbaoyiwudeng,yilvkongkongruye。
“dananbusibiyouhoufu!laozileidoupibusi,yihouhaipashei!xianxiangbanfalikaizheier。”
zhangxuanhuanghuangnaodai,jianqimiji,dangzhukudang,xiaoxinyiyidexiangqianzouqu。
“dai,cishanshiwokai,cishushiwozai,yaodaciluguo,liuxiashenzilai!”
suizheyidaocuguangdenvsheng,shuhoumiancuanchujidaoshenying,jiangtalanzhu。
zhangxuanhaoqidekanzhejiren,haoqidao:“nimenzaipaixi?”
jiujianchulaideyigongwuren,yigexiongnaodai,yigejinaodai,yigegounaodai,lianggeniunaodai,shoulidouwozheminghuanghuangdegangdao。
“painidaye,womenshiqiangjiede!”jinaodaihedao。
“jiweihaohan,woshenshangmeiqiana!”zhangxuanbiezhexiaoshuodao。
“laoniangshinvyao,jiaojiejie!”
“jiejiehao,woshenwufenmaoa…”
“fangxin,jiejiemenjiese,bujiecai…”