wojuede《xiaoqing，jiajiwoba，fahaibeiwozoukule》tingbucuode，zheizhongdoushishenghuoticaidexiaoshuotebieduo，zheibenshihentaorenxihuande。《xiaoqing，jiajiwoba，fahaibeiwozoukule》jianjie：“gunainai，wojianglehenduobianle，wobushihuyuedexianggong，woshidanshen…”…yiri，linghushanyouyuedongdadiannei。huyue、baisuzhenhaiyouxiaoqingbingpaierzuo，dui……
baisuzhenmouzizhongjinshiwunai，jiangzhangxuanladaoyibian，jinggaodao：“xuankongdashi，nizaihunao，wojiurangxiaoyuegennidongfangle！”
zhangxuanlikelaoshile，guaiguaijiangpibianhaijixiaoqing，shanxiaozhezhanzaiyibian。
“gandebucuo。”xiaoqingzaitajianbangshangpailepai。
zhangxuandunshimeikaiyanxiao，shenqingqishuang。
baisuzhenlengyandingzhebaihu，“nishuoba，zenyangcainengfangguolinghushan？”
“heng，nibushishuomeiyoupantaoshuma？neiweishenmeyaosishouzhelinghushanbufang？”baihulengxiaozhe。
“woyougetiyi，buzhidajiaxiangbuxiangting？”zhangxuanangshoutingxiong，qiyuxuanangdeshuodao。
“youpijiufang！”xiaoqingtiletayijiao。
“haolei，”zhangxuanshangqianyibu，qingleqingsangzi，“baihu，nijiranrendingcichuyoupantaoshu，neizheiyanghaole，womenbalinghushanzujinimen。”
白虎：“什么？”
众人：“租？”
zhangxuanhenmanyidajianeimeijianguoshimiandeyangzi，langshengdao：
“dui，dajiashangtanyigedounengjieshoudejiage，jianglinghushanzujisishengshan。zuqinei，sishengshanderensuibianzhao，zhaodaopantaoshusuantamenzouyun，zhaobudaohuogai。daoqihouzaijianglinghushanhaihuilai，dajiayiweiruhe？”
baisuzhenzanxudediandiantou，“zheigebanfabucuo，xiaoyue，niyiweiruhe？”
huyuechiyidao：“keshi，ruguodaoleqixian，tamenlaizhebuzouzenmeban？”
zhangxuandashouyihui，xiaodao：“wufang，zujinxianshouzhe，ranhouzailingwaishouquzuedeyajin；shuangfangqiandingxieyi，bingqiegongbuyuzhong；ruguonayifangweiyue，bijiangshoudaozhenggexiuxingjiedetuoqiyuqianze，erqie，zanmenshoulihaiyouyajin，zenmedoubukui。”
huyuekantadeyanshengengjia**le，jiaodidideshuodao：“xianggong，nizhencongming，jiuzheimeban。”
zhangxuanhedeganjinhoutuiliangbu，bugankanta。
baisuzhenkanxiangbaihu，wendao：“xuankongdehuaniyetingdaole，shuoshuonidexiangfaba！”
“zheige…wozuobulezhu，xuyaohuiqugendagehaiyouliangweixiongdishangliang。”baihuxianglexiang，chenshengdao。
xiaoqingfanlegebaiyan，chaofengdao：“ninaozibeixuankongtihuaile？haixianghuiqu？”
“wozenmeganjueyourenmawo。”zhangxuanbumandexiaoshengdunangzhe。
baisuzhenweiweiyixiao，“baihu，nizanshibunenghuiqu。zheiyang，nibawomendeyisi，xiefengshuxin，rangnideshouxiadaihuiqu，gaosuqinglong，zhaogeshijian，dajiazuoxialaihaohaotantan。”
baihuwunai，zhidezhaoban。
“haole，shijianbuzaole，dajiaquxiuxiba，youshenmeshimingrizaishuo。”baisuzhenshuodao。
xiaoqingkanlekanbaihu，youchoulechouzhangxuan，huaixiaodao：“huaheshang，jinwannifuzekanzhebaihu，ruguorangtapaole，gunainaibalenidepi。”
“bushi，pingsharangwokan？”zhangxuan**。
“erxuanyi，yaobuqupeixiaoyue，yaobukanzhebaihu，gunainaizunzhongnidexuanze。”
“fangxinbagunainai，youwozai，baihuchachinantao！”zhangxuandayilinrandao。
…
yizuojianloudeshilaonei，baihubeifashengkunzaiyizhangshichuangshang，yaoyaqiechi。zhangxuanzuozailaomenwaideshidengshang，hunhunyushui。
“xuankongdashi，liaoliaobei？”baihudishengdao。
“meikong。”zhangxuanjixudaduner。
“nifanglewo，yihousishengshanzuonidebaohusan，bushounibaohufei，zayang？”
“laozishijinshansiweilaidezhuchifangzhang，xuyaonimenyaoguaibaohu？xiaohua！”
“呃，我给你钱！”
“laoziyoujinshansineimedadechanye，huizaihuqian？”
“yeba，”baihuyaoyaoya，“wokannijintianyongdeshutonggun，shiputongdefanbing，wozheiliyoubing‘jieyingjian’，zhiyaonifanglewo，jiubatasongjini。”
zhangxuanxinzhongyidong，jieyingjian？genwanjiexuangongyoumeiyouguanxi？
baihujiantameihangsheng，jixudao：“zheikebushifanwu，benlaishiyaosongjiwodageqinglongde，xianzaibianyinile，zayang？”
zhangxuanzhuangzuomanbujingxindeyangzi，manmanzhengkaiyanjing，“nachulaiwokankan。”
baihujianzhuangyixi，dakouyizhang，tuchuyibinglianqiaozhangjian。
zhangxuantouguolaomendefengxi，kanzhediaoluozaidishangdezhangjian，xinzhongyizhan，shouwanshangdewanjieshoulianjingranyeweiweidoudongleqilai。
jianqiaoshiyizhongshenmideheisejinshuzhicheng，chengxianchushensuideyekongbanseze，fangfonenggoutunshizhouweideguangmang。shangmiankeyoujingzhideyinsefuwen，xiandeyichangshenmi。
zhangxuanqiangyazhuneixindejidong，dandingdedakaisuotou，tuimenerru。
baihujidongdexiaoshenghandao：“zenmeyang？xihuanjiunaqu。”
zhangxuanmomodejianqijieyingjian，bajianchuqiao。
zhouweidekongjianweizhiyihan，linglideshaqiyourushizhibansisheerchu。
jianshenzhangsanchi，jianrenfengliwubi，renkouchengxianchuyizhongyouandelanseguangze，fangfoyunhanzhezhanjinyiqiedeliliang。jianjishangkeyouyujianqiaoxiangtongdeyinsefuwen，zheixiefuwenzaijianshenzhongliudong，fangfoyouzheshengmingyiban。
“好剑！”
zhangxuanwozhujianbing，suiyihuiwulejixia，jianshenzaikongzhonghuaguo，daichuyidaodaohanguang。
“heihei，xindongleba？ganjinfangkaiwo。”baihujianzhuang，deyiyangyangdidao。
zhangxuanzuijiaoweiyang，meilita，shoujianruqiao，suishoufangjinlewanjieshoulianzhong。
paipaishou，chumen，shangsuo，zuodaoshidengshang，jixudaduner。
“e…wei，fangkaiwoa！”baihulengzhule，daidaidikanzhezaidusuoshangdelaomen。
“hanshenmehan，laozimeiyaochi，kaibulesuo！”zhangxuanbunaifandehedao。
baihuyizhanglianzhangdetonghong，bozidouculeyiquan，madao：“tulv，nihaiyaobuyaolian？nimeiyaochi，gangcaishizenmejinlainajiande？”
“baihua，youdeshihou，nibunengxiangxinzijideyanjing，neiyoukenengshinidehuanjue。haole，shuijueba，guai！”zhangxuanyibenzhengjingdequandao。
“zeitulv，nibudehaosi！shourenbaowuquebubanshi，nibeibixialiu…”
“wojinggaonibiexuekoupenrena，nishuonisongwoshenjian，sheixina？niyaoshiyoushenjian，baitiandajiadeshihouzenmebuyong，ershiyongnineishuangmaozhuazi？”
“laozishibuxiguanyongjian，nishaofeihua，ganjinfanglewo，buranjiubajianhaiwo！”baihuqijibaihuai。
“nihaotianzhenaxiaomaomi，heihei，nijinguanma，laozichuquliudaliuda。”
zhangxuanbeichaodexinfan，qishenzouchudalao，genshouzaiwaimiandejigexiaoyaodashengzhaohu，bianzaihoushanxianguang，dasuanzhaogebifengdedifangtoutoushuiyijue。fanzhengbaihubeikundejiejieshishi，liangtayetaobule。
liudalebantian，haoburongyizaiyipianqiaobipangzhaolekuaipingtandejushi，daoxiajiushui。
haimeishuizhe，jiugandaoyourenqingqingdituita。
“谁？”
zhangxuandachiyijing，yiguliupaqishenlai，quekandaoyikeshuodadeguangtou，zaiyueguangdeyingshexiaxiashanshanfaguang。
“guaitudi，zenmezaizheishuia？”fahailiezhedazui，xiaoxixidewendao。
“shifu？nilaiganma？”
“toutaoerabu…laonashilaihuayuande…”
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