【duile，tongzi，nizaixiangxishuoshuozanmenjiadejiejubei。zaodianzhixiao，wocainengguibijuqingya！buranwomenzheiyijiazijiuyaozhengzhengqiqiquyanwangyeneibaodaole！】peiruoyaojianhuatirutuojiangyemabanpaodetaiyuan，youganjinjianghuatilahuilai。
tingjianpeiruoyaoliaodaozhengtidedingyuanhoufurenhepeiruoxuandunshishuqierduorenzhenqingting。
xitong：【haode，suzhu，wozixikankan！】
【ganggangshuodaolenidiebeiwuxiantongdipanguo，jiexialaishuoshuonidagepeiminghengba。】
【zanmenaigelaibuzhejiha！fanzhengnimenshipaohuiyijiaren，yigeyetaobudiao！】
peiruoyao：【……youjuhuabuzhidaodangjiangbudangjiang……】
xitong：【suzhunibiejiang，rangtongziwolai！】
peiruoyao：【xingxingxing，haohaohao，nizuibang，rangnilai！】
xitong：【suzhunidagekeweishi“moshangrenruyu，gongzishiwushuang”，duandeshiyifuwenrungongzidemoyang！nianjiqingqing，caihuahengyi！】
【kexiya，jiushiyinweitaiguoyouxiuzaorenjidu！shenbianxiaosizaosiduitougoudongxishoumai，andilijiangnidagedexizideshougaonazou，mingrenmofangnidagedeziji，xieleyixieyancijilie、pengjishibidewenzhangshici！】
tingdao“goudongxi”sangezideshihou，napapeiruoyaozaiyifentianying，yerenbuzhuxiaopenle：【tongzia，buhaoyisidaduanniyixia。】
【aiyawodemaya，“goudongxi”hahahahahahahahaha！tadiemazhenshirencaia！】
【zheishitiqianyuzhidaozijideerzibushishahaowanyierteyiqudemingzima？beihoubiyougaorenzhidian！】
xitong：【……kenengzheijiushinimenrenleidecaihuaba。】
“pu——”zheitiaotuodexinsheng、changkuangdexiaosheng，dingyuanhoufurendaohainengrendezhu，peiruoxuanqueshirenbuzhugenzhexiaolechulai。
peiruoyao：【woshichenmichiguacuoguoleshama？zajiuxiaole？】
peiruoxuanganjinzhaobudao：“shicaixiangqiyixiequshi，zheicairenbuzhuxiaolechulai。”dingyuanhoufurenyeyongyansejinggaozijidesannver，rangtashaoweikezhizhuziji。
peiruoyaohuangran：【souga，hewozheimemoqixiaochushenglai，gaodewochadianyiweitamennengtingjianwoxinshengni！buguowojiekezhenyouyisi，nayourenzijijizijidouxiaoledehahaha！】
peiruoxuantingjianzijiameimeidetucao，zhinengmomodiyoujiangzheikouguobeixia。
peiruoyaoxiaogoule，yushirangxitongjixu。
xitong：【yushijiuzheiyang，zainidagesiduitoudeanxiangcaozuozhixia，taxitiruyukantouyitiaolongfuwu！】
【ai！haoyiweiguangfengjiyuedeshaonianlanga！jiuzheiyanglunweipaohuile！zhenshiwenzheshangxin，jianzheliuleia！】
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xitongjiezheshuodao：【erqienidagedebeicanmingyunhaigenlantaohuayouguan！】
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【ranerzheiweiguniangduinidageaimubuyi，yizhiwushigoudongxidekeyitaohao。】
【yushi！yankanzhezijixuyaozaizheiweiguniangmuqianbeigongquxi、xiaoxinyiyiditaohao，ertaqueduinidagezhuipengbuyi，jiashanggoudongxiyiguanjidunidagedecaihuahexiangmao！】
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tingwanqianyinhouguo，peiruoyaojianzhishiheirenwenhaolian：【？？？】
【zijibuxingjiujidubierenshiba？】
【垃圾玩意！】
【goudongxishibushizhangdehaishigerena？naoziyihuangdoushiyeti？】
xitong：【suzhua，zheinandaojiushiyuyandeyishuhahaha！】
【rangtongziwokankantazhangshayang！】
【puhahaha，queshizhangdeyiyannanjin！tayejiujiashihaoyidian，shiyuchengzhongshizhizi。keyishuoshiyaozhangxiangyoujiashi，yaocaihuayoujiashi！】
zheixinshengpilipalabandiyizhenshuchu，dingyuanhoufurenhepeiruoxuandoulaibujiyintingdaozijiadaerzi/dagedebeicanzaoyuerweizhitengxifenhen，youbeizijianver/meimeidouxiaole。
tamenyemeixiangdao，yaoermianshangyifuananjingjing、wenwanguaiqiaodemoyanghezhechashui、chizhedianxin，meixiangdaoneixinhuodongzheimefengfu！
peiruoyao：【suirandagebeihaihencan，danshibubeirendudeshiyongcai！zheishuomingwodagehaoa！meiguanxiyouwoniuhulu·peiruoyaozai，goudongxibiexiangdecheng！】
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【tongzi，jiwojianceyixiagoudongxiyoushenmebaguahuozhebabing！ganhaiwodage，rangwokengtayiba！】
xitongmaliudiyingle：【haolei，suzhu！】
【yi！suzhu！zheigegoudongxishigebiantai！】
peiruoyaotingdaozheili，likeliangyanfangguang，huashenguatianlidecha，xingfenbuyi：【zhankaishuoshuo！】
xitong：【ou！tajuranxihuanwenchouwazi！！！】
【越臭越喜欢！】
“kekeke”，zheishi，zhengyuanlituranxiangqiciqibifudekesousheng。
peiruoyaohailaibujigandaoexinjiubeizheixieshengyinheleyitiao：【zheishizale？jitiganmaole？】
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yahuanhemamamen：womendoushijingguozhuanyexunliande，chufei……chufeizhendebiebuzhule！
yaoshoula！zheimebiantaideshinanengbengdezhua！
dingyuanhoufurenjiaojinnaozhixianglegejiekou：“gangganghaosiyouyizhenfenggualai，dajiadoubuxiaoxinqiangzhele。”
peiruoyao：【yi？ganggangyoufengma？】danshipeiruoyaomanfuxinsidouzaichiguashang，meiduoxiangjiujiangzheiniantoupiezainaohou。
【woleigedoua！goudongxizhenbiantaia！biejiaogoudongxile，jiaogoubiantaiba！zhende“goubiantai”a！】
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xitong：【goudongxichenmichouwaziwufaziba，bujinwenzijidechouwazi，haitoubierendeshouzangqilai！】
【tafangjiandeyijulitouzangleyigexiangzi，pingriliyeburangyahuanxiaosizhenglizijideyiju，meiqimingyuezijiyoujiepibuxihuanbierenpengtadeyifu。】
【qishi，xiangzilimianquanshitaxinaidechouwazi！gesanchawudejiunachulaiwenyixia！】
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xitongzheiyifanzixidemiaoshu，peiruoyaobuyoudenaobuyigechoudongxizaiyeshenrenjing、heidengxiahuodeshihou，taochuzijixinaidechouwazimengxidechangjing！
peiruoyao：【jiuming！naozihaoxiangbeisaoraole！ou！xiangtu！duoxiangyimiaodouexin！】
【zhenshilaihamaquqingwa——zhangdechouwandehua！】
【rangwosikaoyixia，zenmeputaqiushini？woyaorangtashesi！】
【tongzi，nishuowokeyixiegenimingjianjuxinma？jiushuogoudongxizangzhejianbuderendedongxi！】
【woyaoguyihanhuqici！rangtamenzijinaobushishenmedongxi！】
xitong：【suzhu，zheijianshijiaojiwo！wozhijiedundiandalisiqing、jingzhaoyindeshangbanshijian，dengtamenyidaowojiutoufangjianjuxin，jitamenlaidianzhenhanhahaha！】
【zheiyangshenqideshijiuxiangshangtianshijing，bupatamenbuzhongshi。】
peiruoyao：【hahahatongzinizhenbang！】
【jideneirongjiuxie：wo！leifeng！zhuanggaoyushizhongchengzhizigoudongxizaiwoshideyijulizangleyigexiangzi，xiangzilimianshijianbuderendewujian！wubizhongshi！】
【tongzi，ruguotamenbuzhongshi，neinijiumeitiandoudundiantoufangjianjuxin！toudaotamenhuaiyirenshengweizhihahaha！】
【goudongxibushijiduwogenianshaoyingcai、poyoumeimingma？】
【neiwojiuzhutayibeizhili！choumingyeshimingahahaha！】
【qingjiaoworenmeixinshan·xiaoxiannv·leifeng！】
chiguaqunzhong：nver/meimei/si**zhenshigerencaia！