第6章 圣僧诈尸了(1046字)

difuzhizhong,zhuduohuangdi。

tangshengsuishouzhualeyige,yidaojiazhifa,xiugaiminggeheshengchen,yijijiyi。

至于陈玄奘……

tashushiwunengweili,bijingshijinchanzizhuanshi,zheimedadeqiyun,sheikangdezhua?

danshiruguorangxifangneiquntutouzhidao,zheishiqingjiuyaowanduzilea!

suoyi,tahaihaohaodejiaodaileyifanyanwang。

zhishidengtahuidaorenjian,shiqingbiandedianguiyi……

zijideroushenzaicaishichang,shenshouyichu。

“我就这么死了?”

tangshengchoulekouyan,tilejiaozijidetou,zhoumeidao:

“difuherenjiankanlaiyoubuxiaodeshichaa!”

tazixisuanlai,hunpolitiyijingliutianle。

yidanchaoguoqitian,daoshijiuzhendehuitianwushu!

keroushencanchenglezheiyang,hainengyongma?

yanxiazhaogerennongsi,duosheyelaibujilea!

“tamiaode,zaozhidaohuihundaotangtaizongshenshangsuanle。”

tachaopangcuilekou,youmengdichoulekouyan,huranmouziyiliang,lianshangqileyisihuaixiao!

……

长安城。

jintian,quanchengguabai,daoluliangpangbaixingjuji。

renrenlianshangdaizheaishang,yourenkudechadianduanqi!

songjingzhisheng,yuelaiyuejin。

wenzhebeiqie,jianzheduanchang。

shengsengxuanzhuang,datangyudi,qitianqianweilejiuhuangshang,sheshenchengren。

guanchunyanzhezhudaotaichu,taizonghuangdiqinzizaiqiankailu。

suoguozhichu,baixingfenfenguixia,shuangshouheshi,beimingbuyi。

咚!

huranguanchunfachuledongjing,guizhedexiaohaijingshengdao:“niangqin,shengsengdeguancaiyoushengyin!”

“biexiashuo,shengsengyiquxifangjile。”yipangdefurenchizedao。

咚!咚!咚!

guancaili,qiaomendedongjingyuelaiyueda。

suoyourenbujintaiqitou,leiyanposuo,yilianyihuo。

诈尸了?

嘭!

guancaifachumenxiang,fengguandedingzidiaoluozaidi,muxiesifei。

“niangqin,shengsengdeguancai……zhale!”

furendaoxilekouliangqi,daizhidiantou:“ng,kanjianle!”

霎时,全场寂静。

taiguanderenliangtuidazhan,bugantaozou,gengbuganfangxia。

嘭!

zaichangderenxinzangmengranyizhi,xinshenzhandou。

砰!

guancaihongranzhakai,muxiefeiwuzhizhong,zhijianchenxuanzhuangzuoleqilai。

zhongmukuikuizhixia,neiyishuangshuangjingkongdeyaobeiqideshenqing……

“a……amituofo!”

他尴尬的笑着。

zuotian,tangshengbenyinghuihunzaichenxuanzhuangderoutili。

keshizheigewangbadanxiudeshifofa,haiyoujinchanzideqiyunjiashen。

zijiyishendaojiaoshufa,genbenwufaxiangrong。

routihehunpofashenglepaichifanying,yonglezhengzhengyitian,fangcaijiangqizhenyazhu。

xianzaidechangmian,zijiyebuxiangdea!

tagangadecongguancailipalechulai,chongzherenqunweixiaodiantou。

jibianzheiyoudianganga,dantangzailimianduoshaoyoudianbujili。

“圣僧复活了!”

renqunzhizhongfachujinghu,dunshiyinlailepaishandaohaidehuansheng。

lishimingengshigaoxing,jichongchongzoulai:“yudixinglai,zhenxinshenwei。”

“shengseng,huangshangyicimingninweitang,ninxianzaiyijingshiyudile,kuaixieenba!”

“啥?”

tangshengxinzhongbukeezhidiyizhan。

自己现在是唐僧了?

去你大爷的吧!

老子才不取西经。

“恭贺圣僧复生。”

yiminglailiheshang,poyilanshandezoulejinlai,shouwuzudao,yangtiandaxiao。

完犊子了!

zheiguiyidejuqing,nimalaiderenbujiushiguanyinma!?

来不及了啊!!