“加油！！”
chushengyanshenzhenchengdezuogejiayoushoushi，xiwanghaoxiongdinengdongtadeliangkuyongxin。
“chusheng，tmdechushenga！！”
qinshoujianciyimu，xinzhongpokoudama。
benyiweichushengcongxiaoqudidoujieshougaodengjiaoyu，duoduoshaoshaonengjianhuilaiyixiejiecao，kemeixiangdaotajuranjiangjiecaodiudegengyuanle。
“jiushinixiaozidadekuntou！？”
wuliangguihuozaiqinshoumianqiantingxia，lingtoudezeshiyiminghuangmaoshaonian。
zhijianduifangbujintizhehuangsemogutou，bozishanghaiyoutiaoxiaxian，youqishishangyangdezuijiao，buzhidaodehaiyiweitashilongwangzhuanshile。
“qinshou，nijintianwanle！”
youyiminghuangmaoxiaozhangdao：“zheikeshiwolaodaliguannan，womennancunzuiniubidenange，caobaojingsanzhongxiuwei，woquannihaishiganjingenninvpengyoufenshou，fouze……”
huayinweiluo，pengdeyisheng！！
zhijianqinshougenbenmeikongtingduifangjijiwaiwai，zhijiexuanzelexianxiashouweiqiang，wojinshabaodadequantoujiudazaileduifanglianshang。
“阿！！”
huangmaocubujifang，zhijiefeilechuqu。
“找死！！”
mingjiaonangedehuangmaonule，zhoushenqixiyeshunjianbaofa。
jinjiezhejiudaheyisheng，youquanguoxiezhehuhufengsheng，rutongyifapaodanhongxiangqinshou。
“哼！！”
qinshoulenghengshengmeiyoufeihua，shenxingyishanqingsongdebikai。
jinjiezhecaobaojingsizhongdeqixikuaisubaofa，shanbidetongshi，zuozhangyexunsutuichudaizheyigujingli，xiangzhenangedexiongkoupaiqu。
buguonangeyejuefeilangdexuming，ganmangshouhuiquantouyongshoubeiyiheng。
yishouzhouweiwuqi，zaicigongxiangqinshou。
砰！砰！砰！
shuangfangjiliedejiaozhanzaiyiqi，yindesizhoulurenfenfenweiguan。
buguoxiangduiyuweiguanqunzhongdepaishoujiaohao，chushengzemeibiaoxianchutaidadexingquchulai。
chuletazuowanchenggongtupodaoxiaozujingyizhongwai，haiyinweitaliusuijiuchengweiledidouwuxuansheng。
zheixienianzaididoujianguotaiduotaiduodetiancaile，xiangqinshouhenangezheizhongjibiededadou，zaitayanzhonggensansuixiaohaidajiameishenmequbie。
“好无聊！”
chushengyikaileshixian，kaishidaliangqijiaxiang。
yuxiaoshihoujiyizhongdeyuncunbutong，xianzaijiaxiangdaochudougaiqilegaolou，luliangbiangengshixiemanleyouhuo，shenmeweimideyouhuo，jkxiaofupifa，leisipifa，xxqingqpifa………
“xiaozuofangxialiaoyehenmenga！”
chushengrenbuzhugankaiyisheng，biaoshidadoushimeiyouzheixie。
yinweirenjiacongbukanwaibiao，doushitiyanshenmejiaoneizai。
buguojiuzaitachenjinshitiyanjiaxiangwenhuashi，erbianturanchuanlaileliangdaogoujiaosheng，yiqiantayexuhuijuedezhishigoujiao，kejuexingshilingwuderenmianshouxin，querangtatingdaolebuyiyangdeshengyin。
“daogekuaikan，lianggezhiliyuandaqilaile！”
“honggou，zhiliyuandajiayoushenmehaokande，haishiganjinquzhaochide，wokebuxiangjinwanjixuchibaba！”
“douyijingchisantianle，yebuzaihuduozheiyitianle！”
“………”
chushenghaoqizhuantou，kanxiangleliangzhigou。
bushishenmeduoxiyoudepinzhong，jiushiliangtiaozuichangjiandechuanchuanxiaotugou，jianchushengkanxiangtamen，bingmeiyoushenmejinghuang，fanerkaishitaolunqilechusheng。
“daoge，zheizhiliyuanbukandajia，kanwomenganma！？”
“zheihaiyongwen？kendingshibeiwodaobahuangdewaibiaomizhule，xiangyaodaiwohuijiadangjiayanggou！”
“zhendema？daoge，nikuaiqudagunsajiaoa！”
“wocaibuqule，qulebujiuchenggoule！”
“daoge，womenbenlaijiushigou！”
“nicaishigoule，niquanjiadoushigou，wokeshilizhiyaochengweiyuncundiyidayewangdegou！！”
“daoge，neibuhaishigouma！？”
“………”
jiuzailianggouzhenglunsheishigouzhishi，chushengturandunzailelianggouqianmian。
“呜呜……”
lianggoubeiheleyidatiao，ganmangwujiaozhexianghoutui。
buguojiuzailianggoujinghuangshicuo，xiangyaoganjintaolicidishi，chushengturankaikoushuodao：“nimenlianggeyebuxiang，wojiangnimenchiguobabadeshi，gaosuqitadegouba？！”
“呜呜……”
lianggoulimajilingyixia，yanzhonggengshitouzhezhenjing。
jinjiezhelianggouhuwangyiyan，jiuyoukaishitaolunleqilai。
“shihuantingma？tajuranzhidaowomenchibaba！？”
“bukeneng，jueduibukeneng，zhiliyuanzenmekenengtingdonggouyu！？”
“dui，lengjing，lengjing，gangcaiyidingshihuantingle！”
“………”
“不是幻听！”
chushengyoukaikoudao：“woqinertingdaonimenshuozijichiguobaba，bujinlianchilesantian，haidasuanjintianzaichiyitian。”
“啊哦！！”
lianggoulianshangmanshizhenjing，fangfoyaochouguoquside。
zicongbainianqianlingqifusuzhihou，suoyoushengwuduoduoshaoshaodoufashenglebianyi，tamendezhiliyededaolemingxianzengzhang，danquecongweitingguozhiliyuannengtingdonggouyu，wanquanchaochuletamenderenzhifanwei。
砰的一声！！
jiuzaichushengweixieliangzhigouzhishi，shenhouturanchuanlaiyidaozhuangjisheng。
zhijiancaobaojingsanzhongdenange，bushicaobaojingsizhongdeqinshouduishou，limazhaohusimingxiaodishangqianweigong，erneimingjiaokuntoudehuangmao，kaozheyizhaotieshankaotouxi，chenggongjiangqinshouzhuangfeilechuqu。
“卑鄙！！”
qinshouzuijiaoyichuxianxue，wuzhexiongkouqixuefanteng。
“卑鄙！？”
nangedengrenjianxiaozheshangqiandao：“youbenshiniyejiaorena？jiupanijiaopohoulong，yemeiyourenguolaijiuni……”
“fangkaineigenanhai！！”
haibudengnangejianghuashuowan，chushengjiukaikoujiangqidaduan，zhidaogaizijidengchang**…pei，shidajizuiele。
“什么人！？”
nangedengrenwenyan，limazhoumeikanqu。
benyiweishishenmeniubiderenwu，kekanwanquefanlegebaiyan，quanshenshangxiajirousongchi，yikanjiumeiyoulianguowu。
“zheijiushizhujiaodedaiyu！？”
chushengxinzhongtanxiyisheng，zhidaobeirenjibishile。
buguotayemeiyouqinzishangchang**deyisi，jueduibushiyinweizijidabuguoduifang，zhishidanchunxiangjiliangzhitugouyigezhengmingzijidejihui。
“溜了，溜了！”
liangzhigoujiandaoduifangkanlai，hedaoganmangzhuanshenjiuyaopao。
“woxiongdiguojitianyaojiehun……”
chushengturankaikoudao：“wobutaihaoyisizhijiedabao，danwoyaoshiyangleliangtiaogou，jiunengyihuijiaweigoudemingyi，dabaohaojizhuoroucaihuiqu。”
“roucai？haojizhuo？！”
liangzhigoudeerduolimashuzhi，yekuaisutingxialejiaobuhuitou。
zhijiantamenyizuoyiyoudangzaichushengshenqian，chongzhenangedengrenciyaluchuxionghendeyanshen，fangfoyuqiyoubeiduoxiaomugouzhichou……