第5章 早饭是在厕所吃的吧

longxuan,shangshenbaiselujiantixu,xiashendanlansepodongniuziku,jiaoxiasuishiyishuangputongtuoxie,yijiuwufazheyanshuangtuidexiuzhangbizhi。

“sanjie,nizenmepaowozheililaile?”longtianximoleyixiabizi,xinhuangdao。

“guolaipeinia,dajiegangcaishuole,yidingyaozhaoguhaoni,zuijintianliang,juebunengrangniganmaole。”qingqingguanshangfangmen,zuijiaoluchuyimoxiemei。

“ganmao?zheikeshishixiatiana?”

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“san,sanjie,nishuimihuleba,zheikeshixiatian。”longtianxitunyanyixiakoushui,ruoruodao。

“xiatian?xiatianzenmele?xiatianjiubunengganmaolema?”longxuanpushanzhedayanjing,daqudao。

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“zhuren,mojisha,nisanjiefenmingshizaitiaodouni,buyaocuoshiliangji。”

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“ng?kenengnisanjieyongyoubiwogenggaojidexitong。”

“滚!”

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“neishiduiwairen,sheirangnishiwozuiaidedidini?”longxuanhuaihuaiyixiao,shunshizuozailongtianxishenbian。

“wotian,wozenmeyouzhongbeixiurudeganjue?”

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“奇耻大辱啊!”

“hahaha,kanbanihede。nishijiejiedadianhualaile,rangwozhuangaonibiereshi,fouzetalimahuilaiguo。”longxuanzhanqishen,xiaodehuazhizhaozhan。

“呼!”

longtianxianshuyikouqi,chongsanjieshuqilezhongzhi。

“zhidaole,ganjinzou,fouzewojiugaosudajieniburangwoxiuxi。”

“nigan!”longxuannuhengyisheng,shuaixiuerqu。

dajiesuiranshigewenroudenvren,danqueyouzhejueduideweishi,jiusuanshilengyannvhuangsijiehelengjunxilidewujie,zaidajiemianqiandoudezuoguaiguainv。

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dangranlongtianxibingmeiyoufangqixunfudexiangfa,zhishishijianhaimeidaoeryi。

门外。

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“zheigexiao**,zhenshiyuelaiyuemirenle,buzhidaoqitajiemeijianlehuishishenmebiaoqing。”longxuanninanyiju,xiusedepaohuilefangjian。

“zhuren,wogangcaixiangleyixia,bushiwodaoban,shinizhensong。”xiaodoudingzaicichuxianzainaohai。

“songnimeia,huitounirangnikankanwodeweiwubaqi。”

“fanghao,nijiwodengzhe,benshaoyefeihaohaoshoushinibuke。”

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richudongfang,longhaichengyinglaizhanxindeyitian。

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“shenme?neige**keshishoulelaoziqiande。”taijieshang,liuzhecunfa,mianxiangshuaiqiyanshenqueyinlengdenanzimengranzhanqidao。

“haoxiangshilongtianxizhaorenyanxingbigongchulaide,neigenvrenwogangjianguo,biqinglianzhongde。”

“fangge,nishuolongtianxihuibuhuiyezhaorenzouwomena!”

pangzisuolesuonaodai,manmiandanyou。

“zouwo?longtianxizheigefeiwuxiangdoubiexiang。”

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“wenyumoshilaozide,zhei**yegangenyumoshuohua,wofeinongsitabuke。”

fanghaocuileyikounongtan,ehenhendao。

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“meicuo,zhiyaozheige**ganlai,wojiurangtazhidaobenshaoyedelihai。”fanghaoyangzhexiaba,shenqingaoqi。

“hehe,fanghaonizaofanzaicesuochideba,kouqihaizhenshibuxiaoa!”

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“龙天玺!”

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“longtianxi,niganmawoxinbuxinwofeileni。”fanghaomuguangxionghendao。

“xin,buguoniyaohaohaokaolvyixiahouguocaixing。”longtianxizhilezhisizhou。

yuanneijinzhidajia,yidanweifanlimakaichu,jiusuanshifanghaoyebuliwai。

“嘭!”

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“fanghao,wogaosunizanmenzhijiandeshiqingmeiwan,zheizhishiyidianlixi,haoxihaizaihoumianni。”longtianxipaidazheduifangdelianxiexiaodao。

“longtianxi,niganoudafangshaoye,nisidingle,wozheijiugaosuxiaofangkaichuni。”pangzizhizhelongtianxiqieshengshengdao。

longtianxixiemeiyixiao:“buhaoyisi,zheilishijiankongmangqu,jubaowuxiao。”

zheilishifanghaoyixingrenchouyandedifang,yuanyinjiushiyinweijiankongmangqu。

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“fangge,nifangxin,dengtalikaixuexiao,wolimabangnichuqi。”pangzijimangdao。

“gun!”fanghaonudengyiyan,pangzishenmedexingtazuiqingchubuguo,shizudemahoupao。

“zheijianshiwojuebuhuishanbaganxiu,woyaoshibeibaibeidehuangezheige**。”

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“longtianxizheidoushinibiwode,bieguaibenshaoyewuqing!”