yunchengnan，sangzangyitiaojie。
jieshangrenyanxishao，dianpuzhaopaisanluan，touzheyiguqiliang。
zaijieweiyouyijiabuqiyandexiaodian，menkoulanqipiaopiao，qishang“suanming”erzicangjingyouli。
dandianneizhiyouyigewuguanduanzhengdeshuaiqiqingnian，chuanzheqingsededaopao，zhangfazanqi，jingranyidianyebuweihe。
suyubarechafangzaishubiaobianshang，yibiankaijinannandao，“shifu，woyebuzhidaogaishuoninlaorenjiashenmehao，nayourenbasuanmingdediankaizaisangzangyitiaojiede，zhaogecaishichangyehaoa……”
“ninshijiahexiqu，yizoulezhile，zheigelantanzihaidewolaishoushi。”
“ai，xingkuihuodelechuancheng，fouzezheidianzaojiuguanmenle！”
suyudaxiaofumushuangwang，zaigueryuanzhangda，basuineinianbeishifuxuzonghuashouyang。
shifuxuzonghuaqueshiyouxiebenshi，suanminghenshaoluogua，zonggensuyushuozijishishenmejietianjiaobashibadaichuanren，niubidehen。
suyuyiqianyizhiyiweishifushipianrende。
danmeixiangdaoxuzonghuashengqianmeijisuyuliuxiashenme，fandaoshisihourangsuyuhuodeleyigejiao《jietiangong》degongfachuancheng，haijuexingleyigemingwei“gongdexitong”dexitong。
jietiangong，gumingsiyi，“dajielaotian”，suyujieshouchuanchengzhihousuanmingdeyanguangyifeichongtian，qianshijinshengdounengjishuochulai。
zhiyaosuyutongguosuanminggaibiantarendeqiyun，erqiebixushiwanghaodefangxiangfazhan，rangrenhuodefubao，tajiunenggoucongshangtianneihuodegongdedian。
ranhouliyonggongdediangenxitongzuojiaoyi。
suyukanle，xitongqueshihenniubi。
zhuoguihuafu，xunlongdianxue，fenjinjinmu，wusuobuneng。
zheixiedongxidoukeyiyonggongdedianlaijiaohuan。
关键是……
店里没生意啊！
suyuzhangguandianpuyigeduoyue，zhiyoulelejidanshengyi。
yiqianhaiyoujigeshifudelaoguke。
xianzaishifuzoule，neixielaogukeyebulaile。
meishengyi，jiumeifatirensuanming，jiumeiqian，gengmeiyougongdedian。
jiexialaijiudengzhedaobiba。
danhuorennanengrangniaobiesi。
jiranshitidianmeiren，neijiukaizhiboa！
suyutaoleyibuershoudepodiannao，jiuweilekaizhibo。
suyuzaidoushazhibojianbiaotidashang“zhibosuanming，tongsouwuqi，buzhunbuyaoqian”deziyang。
点击开启直播。
suyudiaoshizhejingtouziyu。
“shifu，nikebieguaitudiwo，xianzaishiwangluoshidai，renheshangdouzaiwangshangchuanshoufofa，haihuayuanni。”
“yaobushidianlishengyitaicandan，tudiyebuhuichucixiace。”
“ninlaoyaoshizaitianyouling，buxiangzaikandaodizisantianejiudun，jiubaoyouwodezhibojiandahuoba……”
wufenzhongguoqu，qinglengdezhibojianzhiyouyigeyonghufaguoliangtiaodanmu。
“he，zhibosuanming，haojiahuo，yifahuojiansuanyici，zhenganyaoa。”
“zhubo，wojianyinixianjizijisuanyigua，kankanjintianyoumeiyoushaziyuanyirangnipiande。”
“xiaohuozhangdedaoshitingshuai，weishenmebuqudiaoxiaoguniangni……”
苏宇，“……”
被这样讽刺，
shukeren，shenshendoubunengren！
suyuzaizhuoxiaanzidianleyizhang“qiyunfu”，yidaobaisedeguangmangzaizhibojianshanshuoleyixia。
suyuchuilechuirecha，qingqingminleyikou，weixiaozhejingjingdengdai。
与此同时。
doushaapprementuijianshang，suyudezhibojianturancuanlechulai，dailezuzushijimiao。
zuoweiguoneizuidadezhiboapp，zheishijimiaoremenshunjianrangsuyudezhibojiandaodashiwanrenqi，jinruzhibojianderenshuyeyoushangbairen。
“yonghu【chunlese】jinruzhibojian”
“yonghu【guizu、lengshao】jinruzhibojian”
“yonghu【xiaosha2485748】jinruzhibojian”
……
zhibojiandedanmuyehuoyueqilai。
：zhibosuanming？buzhunbuyaoqian？zhendejiadea？
：bieshuo，zheizhubodedabanhaitingxiangyang。
：zhubo，nideshexiangtoushiyongmensuopaidema？huazhizhenhao。
：yifahuojiansuanyici？temeqiangyinxingdoumeiyounizheimezhengqian！
：xianzaizhenshishenmeamaoagoudounengzhibo，ershiyishiji，sheixinzheiwanyiera。
：suanbuzhuntuiqian，zhuboniqueding？
suyuzidongguolvneixiewururenhediaokandedanmu，jingzhunbuzhuodaoyouyongdeneitiaodanmu，huidadao。
“nongfusanquan……sanquange，wobaozheng，buzhunbuyaoqian，woyaoshishualaibutuiqian，nizhaopingtaijubaowo。”
suyuhaizhenmeixiangdao，zheimekuaijiuyoukehushangmen。
guolebudaoliangfenzhong，suyuzhibojianshangfangbianpiaoguoyifahuojian。
“【nongfusanquan】zai【zhibosuanming】zhibojiansongchuyifahuojian！”
zhibojianrenqizaicishangshengdaoshiwuwan。
弹幕也炸了。
：**，zhenyourenxina！
：zheigeshijieshangzuibuquedejiushishazi！
：hehe，wohuaiyishituo！genlubianxiaxiangqiside，sheixina。
：kankanzhubonengshuashenmehuazhaoba！
……
suyuweixiaozhekanzhedanmu，hunbuzaiyi。
生意上门。
农夫三拳打字询问。
：huojianwoyeshuale，zenmesuan？
suyudao，“youyushixianshangsuanming，suoyiyouzhuduobubian，fenliangzhongfangshisuanming。”
“diyizhong，jiwoshengchenbaziheshouxiangzhaopian。”
“dierzhong，zhijiekaishipinlianxian。”
“wogerenjianyidierzhong，wosuandegengzhunyixie，sanquangenikanzhelaiba。”
……