nongfusanquanyouyuleyihuierdazidao。
：kaishipinlianxianba，nikedejiwosuanzhunyidian！
suyuweixiao，“xing，youyidianbuzhunwodoujinituiqian。”
suyufaqileshipinshenqing。
视频很快接通。
yigesanshisuizuoyoudenanrenchuxianzaipingmushang，zhiluchuyizhanglian，youxiexiaoshou，daizheyifuheikuangyanjing，wenzhibinbindemoyang，yanshenlitouluchuhaoqi。
beijingshiyijianwoshidemoyang。
弹幕持续发热。
：kao，zhenshipinlianxianle，yanxiyanquantaoa！
：hai，jiranshiyande，ganmabuzhaogemeizima，meiyisi。
：hehe，doudaozheigefenshangle，kankanjiexialaihuizenmeyange。
：kenengbushituoni，jiushigeyuandatou，sanquangeyifubutaicongmingdeyazi，hahahaha！
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suyuwushilezheixiedanmu，zhenjiazizhi，zixiguanchaqisanquangedemianxianglai。
tongshianzhongcuidongjietiangong。
nongfusanquandeshujujinshouyandi。
suyudao，“sanquange，keyikaishilema？”
nongfusanquan，“kaishiba。”
suyujixudao，“congmianxiangshangkan。”
“nicongxiaojiajingpinhan，danshenghuowuyouwulv，henkuaile，yinggaishizainongcunzhangda。”
nongfusanquanbiaoqingdaizhileyixia，lenglengdao，“nishuodemeicuo，woqueshishicongnongcunchulaide。”
nongfusanquanyikaishishibuxinde。
dantinglesuyudiyijuhua，tajiujingyale。
dandanshitalaizinongcunzheitiaozhunquedexinxi，jiunengshuomingzheigesuanmingzhuboqueshiyoudiandongxi！
nongfusanquanbiaoqingyansuqilai，shenzhongduidaizheicituranxingqidesuanming。
danmuzehaishiwurenxiangxin。
：jiuzhei？doushianpaihaodejubenba！
：shia，zhubo，doushijubende，laidianjingbaodexiba！
：gaishuobushuo，zheigeyanyuanyandegenzhenshiyiyang！
：hehe，zheisuanmingzhiboyeyoudiandongxi，jinshuoxiemeiyingyangdedongxibei。
suyuyidianyebunao，jiezhewangxiashuo。
“niqisuideshihoufanlesha，beigouyao，zhijin**shanghaiyouyikuaiba。”
nongfusanquandunshizuozhileshenzi，yanshendouzhile。
zhiqiandehuakeyishuoshimengde，danxianzaizheihuajiutaiguiyile！
tajiushiyishixingqidianjindezhibojian，gensuyugenbenbukenengrenshi。
zheijianshizhiyoutabamazhidao，liantadelaopodoubuzhidao！
dansuyudehuaquanzhong，jianzhishenle！
nongfusanquanyanlekoutuomo，shengyinyouxiefazhan，“meicuomeicuo！woqisuineinianqueshibeiyitiaogouyaole**！nizenmehuizhidao？”
suyufanwen，“wozenmehuibuzhidao？”
nongfusanquandengdaleyanjing，“ninjiezheshuo……”
suyuyiciwangxiashuo，“suiranjiazainongcun，jiajingpinhan，dannihennuli，jianxinzhishigaibianmingyun，congxiaodaodachengjiyizhifeichanghao。”
“danzaigaokaoneitian，nishengleyichangdabing，gaoshaosanshijiudu，daozhimeiyoufahuihao，meiyoushangzhongdiandaxue，zhishangleyigeputongyiben。”
“nixuelejisuanjizhuanye，pingjiezijidenulihenaozi，biyezhihouhundeyebucuo，mailefangche，quleyigechenglidelaopo，youyigewusuidenver。”
“我没说错吧？”
nongfusanquanbeizhenjingdewuyifujia。
suyuhaoxiangzaimiaoshutaderenshengyiyang，bataguoqusanshiniandeshenghuodouguolegebian。
tebieshigaokaodaibingkaoshi，shitaxinzhongyongyuandetonga！
houmianxuanduilezhuanye，yijibiyehoucanjiagongzuo，nianxinchaoguowushiwan，yesuanxiaoyouchengjiu。
zheiyiqie，doubeisuyuyiyishuozhong！
cike，tayijingwanquanxiangxinlesuyu！
tajidongdishuodao，“dashi！meicuomeicuo！nishuodequandui！jianzhishenle！！”
nongfusanquanjidongdemoyangrangzhibojiandeqitaguanzhongyechanshenglehuaiyi，danmushulianggengshibaozeng。
：buhuishizhendeba？shuodezheimexiehu，kansanquangedefanyingbuxiangshiyandea。
：woteyikanleyiyansanquangedegerenkongjian，qiniandelaozhanghao，zhaogetuozheibenqianyetaidaleba！
：ruguozhuboshuodedoushizhende，neiyetaishenqileba！zhenyousuanmingzheidongxi？
：xiaoshihouwocunliyougexialaotou，yishuoyigezhun……
zhibojiandefanyingsuyukanzaiyanli，tabiaoxiandefengqingyundan，yiliaozhizhong，jinzaizhangwo。
jiexialaitashuodedongxi，gengyoukantou。
zhibuguosanquangejiubijiaocanle……
suyuweiweizhenzhuoleyixia，jiezhekaikou。
“nizheigerenpingshimeiyoushenmeaihao，zhiyoukankanzhibo。”
“niduinilaopohenhao，fangzijiashanglenilaopodemingzi，gongzidoushangjiaojinilaopo。”
“bingqiejingchangjinilaopojiarenhuaqian，tebieshitadidi，meicuoba？”
nongfusanquanlianseweiweiyibian，youdiannankanheganga，tashiwanquanxiangxinlesuyu。
danduizheizhongshiqing，rangwairenzhidaomianzishangyoudianguabuzhu。
dantahaimeilaidejizuzhi，suyujiudao。
“shanggexingqi，nilaopozhuanzouershiwan，shuoshijitadidichushoufu，meicuoba？”
nongfusanquanjiannandidianlediantou，yingzhetoupichengrenle。
“没错，大师……”
弹幕纷纷爆炸。
zheigeshihou，woshifangmenhuranbeidakai，yigeshencaijiaohaodenvrenchonglejinlai。
“zhangchao！doushenmeshihoule！haizaizheikanzhibo？”
“ganjinguanle！bawanxile，songqianqianqubuxiban！”
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