第5章 自动匹配

“nizenmezhidaowoxuyaobaihude?”

lixiaomingdakaiweixinkanleyiyan,dunshiqingqingzhangdalezui,tagenbenjiubuzhidaogairuhehuidazheigewenti,nandaoshuo,zijishiweishang,zheigeniantouweishangdemingshengkebusuantaihao。

xiangleyixia,lixiaominghuidao:“woshikannipengyouquanzhidaode,ninengbunengxiangxishuomingyixiabaihudetexing,shuobudingwozhidaoni?”

“womeiyoufapengyouquana,wozuijinyejiushiniantaoleyixia,shenzhimeiyouduirenherenshuoqiguo……”

没有发朋友圈!

从未对任何说起过!

kanzhejinxiaojiehuiguolaidehua,lixiaomingzhijiemengbile。ruguojinxiaojiemeiyoushuoguo,neigangcaidepipeidaodisuanshizenmeyihuishi,nandaoweixinhainengcaidaorenxinbucheng?

难道是有人恶作剧?

lixiaomingdelianseyizhenyinchen,ruguozhendeshiezuoju,tagangcaiqibushizuowuyonggongle。

guandiaoweixinlixiaomingdakaishoujiliulanqifeikuaijianruweixin,weishang,yijipipeidengguanjianci,raner,chuhutayiliaode,chulaidedoushiyixiewuguanjinyaodexinxi,genbenjiumeiyoutasuoxiangyaodexinxi。shenzhitadengludaoweixinguanwangdoumeiyouzhaodaoweishangyouceshixinpingtaidexiaoxi。

到底是怎么一回事?

lixiaomingganjuedanaozhizhongyuelaiyueluan,lilebantiandoumeiyouluchutouxulai,rouleyixiataiyangxue,lixiaomingdabuzouchumenqu,chaozhengzaichifandeliyumingdao:“ba,woshoujimeiyoudianle,nishoujixianjiewohuigedianhua。”

“yazi,zheimezhejia?”liyumingdeshensebigangcaihaolibushao,tataochuyigeyouxiepojiudeshoujidijilixiaoming。

“tadie,youshiqingzuojiushihaoshi,yazizheijitianyemendehuang。”sushaofencixiangdekanzheerzi,shuodao:“niganjinqubazhengshizuole,denghuierniangjinizuogehongshaoyudangxiaoye。”

“唉,知道了。”

lixiaomingxiaoxiao,jicongcongdinazheshoujipaojinfangzhong,ranhoudakaishoujixiazaileyigexindeweixinkehuduan,zhongxinshenqingleyigezhanghaodenglujinqu。

bangeduoxiaoshihou,lixiaomingdeshensebiandeshifendeguiyi,shuobuqingchudaodishixihaishiyou,zhishitalianshangdebiaoqingyuefadejiandingqilai。

“yiqianzhitingshuobierenyouqiyude,meiyouxiangdaojintianzheiqiyujingranluodaolewoshenshang。”jiangfuqinshoujizhizhongdeweixinshanchudiao,lixiaomingqingdeyuqizhizhongyouzheyanshibuzhudexingfen。

tayijingshiguole,zailiyumingdeshoujizhizhong,buguanshiruhedenglu,neigechaojiweishangdejiemiandoubuhuichuxian,napashiyongzijidezhanghaoyebuhuichuxian,gengshenqideshi,zaizijizaifuqinshoujishangdengluweixindeshihou,zaizijishoujishangdeweixinzhanghaogenbenjiumeiyourenhebianhua,yiyangkeyijieshoudaoxinxi,genbenbuhuibeixiaxian。

kandaozheiyimu,bianshilixiaomingzaichidun,yezhidaozijikongpashipengdaoleshenmebudeledeshiqingle。

“ba,woshoujichonghaodianle,shoujihaini。”zouchumenwaijiangshoujihaijiliyuming,lixiaomingzouhuizijifangjian,ganggangnaqishouji,yitiaoweixinbianchuanleguolai。

“gujishiwobuxiaoxinshuoloulezuibeirenzhidaole,jirannixiangzhidao,wojiugaosuniba。”

“baihudeyangzihenxiangshishihu,buguotazhishiyangzixiangshupi,qishibenshenshiyezibuguotashibaisede,weidaoyouxiekuse,xiaoshihouwofumujingchangyonglaipaoshuihe。”

“niyaoshinengbangwozhaodao,wochugaojia。”

lixiaomingdiankaiweixin,jinxiaojiedexinxibianyitiaoyitiaodechuanleguolai。

baisedexiangshupideyezi,keyiyonglaipaoshuihe,youxiekuse。lixiaomingganjuejinxiaojiemiaoshudedongxiyouxieshuxi,danshiyouhaoxiangjibuqingchu。

xiangleyixia,lixiaomingzouchumenwai,kanzhezhengzaikandianshidefumu,xiaodao:“die,wonengbunengwennigeshiqing,womenzheilishibushiyouyizhongbaisede,xiangshupiyiyangdeyezi,weidaoyouxieku?”

“yazi,nishibushiyouxinshi?”

tingdaolixiaomingdehua,liyumingmeiyoushuoshenme,yibiandesushaofenqueshiyouxiedanxindekanzhelixiaoming。

“ma,wozaojiuxiangkaile,nibuyaodanxinwo。”lixiaomingjiandaomuqinmanlianguanhuai,qingshengxiaodao。

“nizheihaizi,haishuomeiyouxinshi,nidiehededongxibujiushiniyaozhaodebaiseshuye?zheidongxishishanhoudeneipianlaochashudeyezi,neipianshiwomenzheilishaoyoudebaicha,zheichayeyeshichulemingdehoushi,zheimedadewujiannijingranmeiyoukanchulai?”

sushaofenbumandedunongzhe。

“ma,doushuoledengxiahei,wotongxuegangcaimiaoshudeneimexiehu,woyishizhijianxiangbuqilaileme。”lixiaomingyouxiehanyan,tongshiyouxiexinxi。

wanwanmeiyouxiangdaodeshi,zheidongxijingranlaidezheimerongyi。

zhuaqiyibachaye,lixiaomingjiangyaozoujinwoshideshihouturanwendao:“die,zheichayeshibushijiaozuobaihua?”

“shenmebaihububaihude,chayejiushichaye,womenyizhijiaotalaobaicha。”liyumingtanleyikouqi,shuodao:“yazi,huidaolejiaxiang,zheixiejibendechangshihaishiyaolejieyixiede,fouzepingbairangrenkanlexiaohua。“

lixiaomingdelianseyihong,kebu,jintiansanshenchaoxiaozijixiaoshihouwandouhelvfeidoufenbuqingchu,bujiushixiaohuame?

zhishibiqizheigexiaohua,xianzailixiaominggengjiadanxindeshi,zheidongxidaodishibushijinxiaojieyaozhaodedongxi。

baozhejiweitantedexinqing,lixiaomingjiangchayefangzaizhuozishang,jiangtaidengdeguangxiandiaohao,ranhoujuqishoujiweizhuoshangdelaochayepaileyizhangzhaopianchuanguoqu。

zhaopianchuanguoquzhihou,jinxiaojieneibianqueshiyidianerhuiyindoumeiyou,lixiaomingyeyuefadebuanqilai。

难道真的不是?

jiuzailixiaomingdasuanfangqideshihou,jinxiaojiedeweixinzhongyulaile。

“dui,dui,zheijiushiwoyaozhaodebaihu,meiyouxiangdaonineibianzhendeyou。xietianxiedi,nikeshijiejuelewodedamafanle。”

“jinxiaojie,niquedingshizheigeme,zheidongxizaiwomenzheibianjiaozuolaobaicha,qishitashiyizhonglaochashudechaye,nizaiquerenyixia。”kandaojinxiaojierucijidongdeyuqi,zailianxiangdaojinxiaojienazheixiechayedezhuyaoyongtushizhibing,lixiaomingbuyoudezhengzhongtixingdao。

“laoban,woqueren,jiushizheizhong,wojinifadizhi,nijiwojiyixiaguolaiba!”jinxiaojieyijingwangjilelixiaomingdechuxianshiruhedetuwu,zilixingjianchongmanlexinxihejiqie。

“hao,buguowoshixuyaochengbende。”diyicizhudonghebierentanjia,lixiaomingpoyouxiebuhaoyisi。

“dui,dui,laoban,zheiyang,yijin,wojiniwubai,zenmeyang?”

一斤五百?

lixiaomingyanzhuzidouyaodengchulaile,zheinimashichayea,zheidongxizaixinshancundehoushansuibianyizhuajiushiyidaba,diaozaidishangdoumeiyourenyaohaobuhao?

fadaidelixiaomingbantianmeiyouhuixiaoxi,duimiandejinxiaojiexianranyiweizijijichudejiaqianguodile,zaidufalaiyitiaoxinxi。

“nikankanwo,shizaishitaizhejile,doudacuozile,wodeyisishi,yiliangwubai,laoban,nijuedezenmeyang?”

zhayanzhijianjiuzhangleshibeijia,lixiaomingshenzhiganjuezijidexintiaodouzaibuduandejiasu。

“hao,buguo,jinxiaojie,wozheibianshuliangbuduo,suoyizhinengzanshimainiyijin。”suiranshidiyici,danshiwuyixiweiguideyuanlilixiaominghaishidongde,takeyijiangshuliangshuodefeichangdeshao。

“hao,yijinjiuyijin,zheishiwodizhi,nijidejiwojiguolai,xiexienile!wanan!”

“晚安!”

kanzheweixinqianbaolimianturanduochulaidewuqiankuaiqian,zaikankanjinxiaojiefaguolededizhi,lixiaomingganjuezijihaoxiangshizaimengzhongyiban。

wuqiankuaia,zijifumuyinianjieshengxialaideqianyebuguoyiwanduoqian,xianzaizijiyigewanshangjiunadaole!