3.试炼

turanjuedeyizhenjingfengcongbeihouyonglai,dahanerhandunshihedewawajiao,dahandao,“dage,womenbuyaoquyincaodifua!womenbuyaoquyincaodifu!womenyaohuitaocun!womenyaohuitaocun!”

duanyamingpieleyiyanneilianggeshouzuwucuodedakuaitou,turanyizhoumei,bujingyijianlenghengdao:“nandekanshangqubucuodeliangge,jingranhaishigeshazi,nidaozhenshiyanguangdute。”

pangbiandeneigebaishixiongdunshimantoudahan,hededuoduosuosuo,liangjiucaiganchanxiaodao:“shifu,shazihaoa,xinxingdanchun,weirenpozhi,zheiyangderennenggouxiuxian,yeshiqiyuanzongdefuyuana,hahaha......haha。”

zaixueshenmiaodeqianmian,baifangzhejizuonisudepusaluohan,tamenbumanhuichen,yanmoujiangying,haosicuzhilanzaodeliehuoyiyang,erzailingyibian,zeshisanqinghezhuduodaluojinxian,zaiwuzilidelingyice,zeshibaifangzheyanwangyegenpanguan,tamendouzaixiao,xiaoderucizhengning,xiaodexuxurusheng。

“dage!zheilihaoguiyi!womenkuaihuiquba!”dahansesefadou,hedemianwuxuese。

“meishi!youdagezai。”kongdangdangdeshengyinhuidangzaimiaoyuzhong,xiandegengjialiaoren。

yinfengzhenzhen,dahanerhanleiliumanmian,sisibaozhulemuwendeshuangbei,aiqidao:“dage,womenhaimeiyouchenghun,zenmenengsizaizheili,wohaonanshou,wohaoshangxin!”

“dage,womenzhishilaizhaodiede,weishenmetamenyaobawomenguanzaizheili,womenbuyaodiele!womenbuyaodiele!diebuyaowomen!womenyebuyaodie!wozhixianglikaizheilia!”

muwendelianseyeyuelaiyueyinchen,danruguoyizhizhaobudaochuqudebanfadehua,neitamenzhinengzaizheiliyingchengzhezhidaosantianguohoushilianjieshu。

“dahan!erhan!ruguowomennenggouchengxiandehua,cunlideguniangdouhuiqiuzhejiajiwomen,nimenbushiyizhixiangzhaoxifuma,zhiyoubadanziliandale,bairuqiyuanzong,cainengqudaoxifu。”

“shenme!”benlaizhanzhanjingjingdedahantingdaomuwendeguhuo,turanyanjingfaguang,shuodao,“dage,nimeipianwomenba,zhiyaojinruqiyuanzongjiuyouxifule?”

“dagebupianni,womenshouzaizheilishijianyidao,jiuyouhuazhizhaozhandeguniangzhudongtouhuaisongbao,zugouniliangmeidele!”muwenkesouyisheng,henyansudeshuodao。

“hao!womenbuzoule!womenyaoxiuxian!womenyaoxiuxian!burangwomenxiuxian,womenjiucongzheilitiaoxiaqu,sizaimalushang!”

zaixueshenmiaowai,rimianshangdeduanyamingtingdaoneisanxiongdideduihua,chadianqidetuchuyikouxue,weishenmetapengdaodeyouxianyuanderendoushiyifuzheiyangdedexing。

zaixueshenmiaonei,muwendengrenbeikaobei,jingtidekanzhesizhoudeheiwu,jianjiande,guiyidejiaobushengzaiheianzhongxiangqi,xiangshinvrendejianxiao,youxiangshikunchongbeishaojiaoshifachudeqiliaihao,erzaimuwenzhengqianfangdeheiwuxia,yishuangxiuhuaxiebuzhidaohechuchuxian,youhuanhuandihoutui,xiaoshizaiheiwuzhong。

“dage!dage!neibianyougebanzhangliandenvguizaimenkoukanzhewo!aaa!yaosirenla!yaosirenla!”dahanhedehunshenfadou,mianwuxuese,haoxiangyizhuanyanjiuyaohunguoqule。

tamenganjintaitou,zhijianyanqianyipianqihei,genbenmeiyoushenmeluanqibazaodedongxi,turanjian,erhanzhuazhulemuwendegebo,qilidao:“dage!neibianyouyipaixiaohai!xuelinlindexiaohai!tamenzaixiao!tamenzaixiaoa!”

muwenturanjuedebeijifamao,tabenlaiyigejingdezaixindianweizijizheixiedoushihuanxiang,keshizaidahanerhanqilidecanjiaoshengxia,taturanbaozhuleliangxiongdi,dahandao:“nimenbiehanla!nimenbiehanla!nimenyaoshizaihan,woyeyaobeihesila!”

“haizi,wodehaizi,nizainaerni?”xuwupiaomiaodeshengyincongheianshenchuxiangqi,haoxiangshishuijinglifachulaideyiyang。

sangerenjiangyingdezhuanguotou,zhijianyidaoruoyouruowudeheiyingzhanzaibuyuanchu,eryigeyingerzaidishanghuanmandepaguo,zhannidexuexingweimanmanpiaolai,muwentamendoudegenglihaile,youqishigangganghaishuopianxiaohaidemuwen,gengshizhuajinledahanerhan,shengpatamenhuizousanyiyang。

dangneidaoheiyingxiaoshi,guihaiziyemeileyingzidahanduoduosuosuodewendao:“zheidaodishizenmehuishia!wo,wobuxiangsizaizheili!wobuyaoxifule!wozhendebuyaoxifule!woningkenpadaomiaoshangtiaoxiaqu,sizaidamalushang,woyebuyaoxifule!”

“erhan,erhanyebuyaole!”

muwenkandaolianggegegehedehunbushoushedemoyang,youkanzhesizhouheiqiqidewuzi,turanxiangqilaile,zheizhishiqiyuanzongdeshilian!zheizhishiqiyuanzongdeshilian!tabuyaopa!tabuyaopa!zixixiangxiang,zheiliyidinghuiyoupozhande,yidinghuiyoupozhande!weishenmehuituranchuxianneigenvren,youweishenmehuituranchuxianyipaihaizi,tasuirankanbudao,dandahanerhankendingshibuhuipiantade!

muwenshizijiqiangxingzhenjingxialai,zheiqizhongyidingshiyouyinguode,fouzetamenzenmehuipingkongchuxian!nvren!miaoyu!guixiaohai!

yangxiaogui!yidingshiyangxiaogui!zheishimuwencengjingzaiyibenshushangkandaode,dangshiqingshuihaigenzhezijiyikuaikanni,jieguohedetasantiansanyemeishuihaojue。

ruguoshiyangxiaoguidehua,neizheizuomiaoyidingshiyingshimiaole,zheiliyidingyouqiangdadefengyinzhenyazhexiaoguideshiti,shidetademuqinbugankaojin。muwenhenqingchudejide,yangxiaoguishitaimaoshandexieshu,yejiaokonglingshu,shibayaozhedeyingerhuoshisidiaodeyunfudeduzilinachuyingershiti,ranhouyifuzhoufashulaikongzhitamen,bingqiehuiweiyangzheixiehaizixianxue。

zheizhongxieshuguoyuyinsun,youshanggongde,suoyidangtaimaoshanbeifumiezhihou,yijingmeirenzaixiulianzheizhongxieshule,yezhiyoumuwenhuizaishushangdudao。

gangcaineishuangxiuhuaxiechuxiandedifang,nvguimeiyouxianshen,kongpaguiyingdeshitijiuzaineibiandefujin,danshiyixiangdaoyaolikaiyuandi,muwenjiuganjuehaipadechuanbuguoqilai,bujinyadilesangmen,“dahan,erhan,yaoxiangnvguigenguiyinglikai,womenjiudezaizheilizhaodaohaizideshitihaijitademuqin,nimenganma?”

“shenme!zheilijuranyouxiaohaideshiti!sheihuibaxiaohaideshitimaizaimiaoli,zhenshitaikehenle!”

“dui!bierangwozhidaotashishei,fouzeerhanyidingyaodasita!dage,womenganjinchuqujiaoneibangxianrenjiaoxunzhenxiongba!”

muwenzuijiaochouchu,xindaoyiwanglianggechunbendegegejuranbiandejingmingqilai,zhidaowashitidegoudangbuhaozuole,danjiranlaile,nandaomuwenhainengrenyoutamenquanshenertuima?

“xingle,yaoshiwabudaoshiti,nimenhaizhenyiweinenggoulikaizheilima?shaoluosuo,lajinwoyikuaiquwashiti!”

dahanerhankanzheyiboyuntian,haomaiweiwudedage,bujinshiqidazhen,yushiguoduandidaotuilesanbu,shuodao:“dage,womentiniwangfeng!”

muwenqidechadianpenchuyikouxuelai,danshiyizhici,nandecaidaolezheiyiqiedegenyuan,tayouzenmekenengbantuerfei,yushimanmanxiangzhegangcaineishuangxiuhuaxiechuxianguodedifangchuqu,meidangmuwenkuachuquyibu,tasihudounengtingdaozijidehuxigenxintiaosheng。

dangmuwenlaidaoneishuangxiuhuaxiechuxianguodedifang,ditoukan,zhijianlianggedaixuedexieyinliuzaidishang,ertashenhuxileyikou,manmandunxiaqu,yongzhandoudeshoumanmanbakaishangmiandeyicengdaixuedenitu,youmanmanxiangzheshenchuwaqu。

zaixueshenmiaodewaimian,duanyamingturanzhengkaileyanjing,tazhidaolimianyousanzuofazhen,liangzhendezhenyanyijiubeiyinzangdehaohaode,weiyouyizuosihuyijingbeifaxianle。

erqieneigemeiyouxianyuandifeiwujingranzhengzaiwajuezhenyan,tabujinmeitouyisuo,duizhepangbiandebailaodashuodao:“denghuierbaneisangehaizidaidaotongmingshenyuanfeng,zheicidemaocejiubuyongnidasaole。”

“shenme?”baishixionghaimeixingwuguolai,zhijianduanyamingdejiaoxiaturanpiaoqiyiduobaiyun,rangqihuachengyidaoxueguang,shunjianxiaoshizaimangmangwuyindeqingtianzhizhong。

“guoranzaizheili!”dangmuwenwadaoyijiexuelinlindexiaohaizhiguzhihou,taturanhedeyi**zuozailedishang,houmiandedahanerhankandaozhihou,turanhuxiangbaojin,buduancanjiao,“wadaoguila!dagejiuminga!”

muwendeneixintongyangjingkong,danshidangneijiexuelinlindezhigubaoluzhihou,neigenvguideshengyinturanqiliqilai:“haizi!shiwodehaizi!fangkaiwodehaizi!”

jianruideshengxiangjiaorentoupifama,suoyimuwenshenzhilaibujiduoxiang,jiulangbeidepaqilai,xiangzhedahanerhanpaoqu,tatingxialaizhihou,hanliujiabei,lianseshabai,yongxuelinlindeshouwuzhulezijidezuiba,shengpazijilangbeidedahanchulai。

dangmuwenlikaileneijiexuelinlindehaizizhihou,yidaomohudeheiyingcongzhanchoudeheianlimanmanzouchulai,pajipaji,zhanchoudeshengxianghuidangzaixueshenmiaolimian,jiuhaoxiangshiliuleyididechangzituranbeiyijiaocaizaishangmian,dengdaoneidaoheiyingkaojinzhihou,muwentamenhedeliangtuifadou,shunjianniaolekuzi。

neigenvzideduzibeibaokai,changzituodaolewaimian,zheishisiqudeyunfubeipoushiyanglexiaogui!tazoudaoneijiexuelinlindezhigubianshang,jianglimiandeguiyingwalechulai,youkanleyiyanmuwentamen。

jinjinshiyiyan,muwentamenjiuganjuehunshenbingleng,genbenshenmedouwufasikaole,danqingxingdeshi,neigenvguibaozheguiyingmanmanzoujinleheianzhizhong,zaiyemeiyouxingfengzuolang。

“dage!dage!tashizhendezoulema?”dahansesefadou。

“zoule。”danshihaimeilundaomuwenhuida,tamensizhoudeheiwuturanbeiyidaobaiguangqusan,shidetamenganjueyanzhuzicitong,lianmangyongshoudangzaileyanqian,sheiyemeixiangdao,baishixiongjingrangushenchuangrudaoxueshenmiaolimian,erqiehaipoweixiyuedekanzhetamen。

“baishixiong,santiannandaozheimekuaima?”muwenbuyoudelengzhule。

“yongbuzhedengdaosantian,yinweinimenyijingguoguanle。zheiqishizhishiyigehuanzhen,nimenxianzaiyijingpozhen,zheishihennandede。”

“hahaha!baishixiong,zheinijiushuoduile,womensanxiongdishenmeyemeiyou,jiushidanzida,xinyanxi,jianzhishixiuxiandehaomiaozia!”

baishixiongpieleyiyanmuwensangerendekuzi,bujinzuijiaochouchu,takuarenkuaxiguanle,danmeixiangdaomuwenshunzheganzijiupaleshanglai,baishixiongkesouleyisheng,shuodao:“wodainimenquhuantiaokuzi,ranhouqutongdishenyuanfeng,shifuyijingzaineilidengzhenimenle。”

muwenyihuodao,“baishixiong,womenquletongdishenyuanfeng,neishengxiaderenni?”

baishixiongdezuijiaoweiweigouqi,“qitarendoumeitongguoceshi。womenzouba,sanrizhihouziranhuiyourendaitamenlikai。”baishixiongturanyihuixiuzi,zhijianyiduoxiangyunchuxianzaitamendejiaoxia,haiweidengdaomuwentamenxingwuguolai,tamenjingranyijingfeishanglejiutian,yishunjian,sangerenhedetongshibaozhulebaishixiongdedatui。。

dengdaobailaodaluodi,muwendengrentuijiaofaruan,lianzhanqilaideliqiyemeiyou,erbailaodazuijiaochouchu,xindaozheisangehaodaishitongguanzhiren,yaoshirucilangbei,bideshifufanhuizenmeban,suoyitahaoxinxiangquan,“sanweishidi,womenyijingdaoletongdishenyuanfengle,nimenkuaiqilaiba。”

“shidi?nandaoshifuzhaodaoxindizile?”gebideyijianwuziturandamenchangkai,zhijianyigepangzi**shangshen,tanchunaodai,qichuanyuyudewendao!neigepangzideshenzijiyouguilvdeqianhouwangfanzhe,erqiehuxicuzhong,sihuzhengzaizuoshenmeshiqing!