gumingchengbaozheyimigaodejinsinanmuhechongjindaoguanshi，suxiangwanzhengyongtaomujianchuanzhekaojichijifuzhoukaiguang。ta"kuangdang"bamuhewanggongzhuoshangyiza，xiangzhefeicuidehegaidankai，luchulimianwuyanliusede——leisineiku。
"shifu！"tazhengzhongqishidijuqiyitiaobaowenkuan，"zheidoushikaiguoguangde！gaosengsongjingqiqisishijiutian，lianbiaoqiandoukele《jingangjing》！"
suxiangwandetaomujian"kaca"pikaikaojia："nizuihaoshizaikaiwanxiao。"
zhibojianshunjianyongrushiwanguanzhong：
【顾少の行为艺术】
【zheibaowenxiangwojiamaodexiangquan】
【zhubokuaisuantaneikuyanse！woyalesangeyuepaomianqian！】
gumingchenghunranbujue，haizaitaotaobujue："zheitiaozisedeshizhaolonghushantianshi......"huameishuowan，zhengheneikuturanziran，zaibaiwanguanzhongzhushixiashaochenghuijin。qingyanniaoniaozhongfuxiansangejinsedazi：yaolianbu？
"kan！xianlingle！"gumingchengjidongdezhipaidatui，"wojiushuokaiguoguang！"
suxiangwanniejuedeshouweiweizhandou："neishifuhuipiaodaojingtoufanguang......"
"wodongwodong！"gumingchengturantaochuposji，"baishifeiyaoxianjinhaishishuaka？woyeyeshuogujiazufen......"
"ting。"tayijiaocaizhuzhengzaitoujichideesigui，"xianbazhibojianbiaotigaile。"
sanfenzhonghou，【gushitaiziyezaixianbaishi】chongshangresoubangshou。jingtouli，gumingchengguizaibaguadianshang，toudingaimashisijinbaozhedeheilvtizi，shoulijuzhexiangzuanban《daodejing》，shenhoubagebaobiaokangzheluoyangchanbaichenglianhuazhen。
弹幕笑到抽搐：
【bierenbaishisankoushou，gushaobaishixiangdengji】
【zheilvtizibiwonianzhongjiangdougui】
【baobiaodagebiaoqingfangfozaitaiguan】
suxiangwanyaozhehoucaoyadiankaifudai："jinrisangua，xiansuanzheiwei......"tapieleyanid，"'gushaodeneikuyanse'。"
"zise！"gumingchengmiaoda，"dengdengshifuninbiefanbaiyana！zhenshizise！wobenmingnian......"
huayinweiluo，zhibojianturanheiping。yinfengjuanzhefuchouweiguanjinlai，gongzhuoshangdedianzilazhu"zizi"shanshuo。suxiangwanfanshoubataomujianzhixiangxibeijiao："gunchulai。"
"jiejiejie......"qianglizuanchugechuanshouyidelaogui，shoulizuanzhebadaixuedeluoyangchan，"xiaoyatou，gujiazufenshininengdongde？"
gumingchengturanbengqilai："zheichanziworenshi！qunianpaimaihuidiudemingdai......"
"bizui！"suxiangwanhelaoguiyikoutongsheng。
弹幕炸成烟花：
【gu·renxingtucaoji·mingcheng】
【bierendoufayaoming，gushaodoufayaoqian】
【zhiyouwozhuyidaolaoguidemeitongma？】
laoguihuichanpilai，suxiangwanchaoqikaojiagedang，huoxingsijianzhongturanwendaojiaoxiangwei。tachoukongmiaoleyandanmu："jiarenmen，quxietankaoguipaigu，shuahuojianjiesuocaipu。"
【yonghu"miqilinsanxing"songchuhuojian×10】
"delei！"taxuanshenchuaifangongzhuo，xianghuimantianfeiyang。laoguibeimileyan，suxiangwanchenjibataomujianchajinkaojichitongguoqu："jijirulvling，qingnichiaoerliang！"
"zila"yisheng，laoguixiongqianmaochuqingyan，canjiaodoudaizheziranwei。gumingchengturanjuqishouji："jiarenmen！mingdaigudongchanxianzaikaipai！qijia......"
"pa！"suxiangwanyongjigutoufengzhutadezui："zaifeihuajiubanisaijinguancaidangzhenmushou。"
turan，dimianjuliezhendong。babingluoyangchanzidongfeiqi，zaikongzhongpinchengbaguazhen。laoguihuazuoheiwudunrudixia，zhengjiandaoguanxiangqihongming："gujiaxiaozi，jinyezishi，shuangguanshajuqunigouming！"
gumingchengmomotaochuweixingdianhua："wai？jiwodingshikoujinsinanmuguancai，yaodaiwifide......"
"dingnigetou！"suxiangwanchediaotatoushangdelvtizi，"xianzaiquzufen！"shuozhezhuaiqirenjiuwangwaichong，chadianzhuangfeidaoguanmenjianshangguazhede"zhibozhong"paizi。
弹幕集体高潮：
【《guanyuxuanxuezhubobeipowanzhenrenmishitaotuozheijianshi》】
【gushao：shifu，zanmenzhendebuxiankaigeguang？】
【qianmiande，kaiguangneikudoushaomeilehahahaha】
dengzhongrenshadaogujiazufenshi，xiyangzhenghaozhaozaidongnanjiaoneikewaibozishushang。gumingchengzhizheshuxiaxinfandetuduishengyindazhan："shanggeyueqianfen，wobafeizaizheiermai......"
"maileqiannvyousongdedingqingxinwu？"suxiangwanyongjiaojiantiaoqibanjiehongsheng，"haishiyongnideshengchenbazixiedexueshu？"
gumingchenglianlvle："shi、shiwobachuliande......"
"nanguaishuangguanshaju。"taturanqiangguozhiboshouji，"laotiemenkanhaole，zheijiushiluangaonannvguanxidexiachang！"
jingtouduizhuntukeng，limianheranshiliangjumianduimianbaifangdeguancai。nvguangaizishangdingzheqigentaomuding，nanguanqueshuazhejinqi，guantoutiemanshuangxijianzhi。
danmushunjianbianshenqingganzhuanjia：
【haojiahuo，yinjiansanjiaolian】
【jianyitougaoqipaqianrenjianshang】
【gushao：woyinggaizaichedibuyinggaizaifenli】
suxiangwanchuaikainanguangaiban，fuchouweichongtianerqi。gumingchenggangcouguolaijiutule："zheizheizheishiwocengzufu？！zenmebaozhege......"
"chongqiwawa。"tadandingdiyongtaomujiantiaoqiguijiaoshiti，"haishikaiguoguangde。"
【yonghu"qingquyongpinpifa"guanzhulezhubo】
【yonghu"kaoguyanjiusuo"shenqinglianmai】
gumingchengzhanweiweijuqizuchuanluopan："shifu，zhizhenzhuandexiangdianfengshan......"
"yinweiyougeerbaiwudaizhelaolishi。"suxiangwanfanlegebaiyan，"tuihou，yaozhashile。"
huayingangluo，nanguanlideshitituranzhengyan。gumingchengbianpaobianhan："cengzufu！woshinincengsuna！yaozouzouwoba！"
suxiangwanyaopozhijianzaiguanmuhuafu，xuezhudiluodeshunjian，shititurankaikou："zhifubaodaozhang——wubaiwanyuan——"
"cao！"tashouyidouhuawailefuzhou，"zheitemeshishengkongzhou？！"
弹幕笑到崩溃：
【yinjiandianzizhifuxianqu】
【jianyiluru《2023shidamingjiekejitupo》】
【cengzufu：meixiangdaoba，wocaishigujiashoufu】
chenzheshitihaizaixunhuanbofangshoukuantishiyin，suxiangwanxunsuchexiashuangxijianzhi。zhipianhuazuohuofengzhuangxiangnvguan，taomudingqiqibengfei。nvguanzhongpiaochugechuanqipaodexuying，shenshoujiuyaoqiagumingchengbozi："fuxinhan！"
"cuolecuole！"suxiangwanjuqishoujiduidaotamianqian，"zheishiniqingdidecengsun！"
nvguidingzhegumingchengxiangzuandegucciyaodai，turanyanmiankuqi："talianyaodaikoudoubiwodehunjieda......"
【yonghu"zhubaojiandingshi"songchuhuojian×5】
【nvgui：shujiguijiaojiusuanle，haishujiyaodai？】
【gushao：wozheijiubayaodaigongqilai！】
zuizhong，suxiangwanyonggumingchengdeaimashisijinbaolebafentoutu，shaochugelinshiwangshengzhen。liangjuguancaizaijinguangzhonghuanhuanchenrudixia，linzouqiannvguihaishunzoulegumingchengdelaolishi："dangfenshoufei！"
gumingchengbaozhekongguancaikuhao："zheibiaonengmaishiliangmashaladia！"
"biehaole。"suxiangwanchuailejiaoguancaiban，"kankanzheige。"tatiaoqinvguiliuxiadehonggaitou，beimianheranyongxuexiezhe"xuanniao07"。
turan，zhibojianshanguojinsetexiao：
【yonghu"xuanniao07"songchujianianhua×100】
meidengzhongrenfanying，junyongjipudehongmingshengyouyuanjijin。chentufeiyangzhong，chechuanghuanhuanjiangxia，luchushuangyusuxiangwanjiweixiangsidedanfengyan。
"suxiaojie。"junguanmoyangdenanrenjuqizhengjian，"guanyuershinianqiandeguaimaian，womenxuyao......"
gumingchengturanpudaojingtouqian："jiarenmen！xiajiyugao：shifujingshijunsandai！shuahuojianjiesuorenqinjuqing！"
suxiangwankanzhefengkuanggundongdedanmu，turanjuedetaiyangxuetutuzhitiao——zheijietudi，kenengbieguihainanchaodu。
（本章完）
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**本章爆点**
1.**yinjiankeji**：shengkongzhoumofangzhifubaodaozhangyin
2.**tuhaosaocaozuo**：gushaopaimaigudongluoyangchan
3.**fubihuishou**：honggaitouxianshengfubuduianhao
4.**gaonengshouwei**：junfangrenshizhengshijieruguaimaian
**弹幕梗汇总**
-yinjiansanjiaolianzhiguijiaoのyouhuo
-gushao：wodeyaodaijiazhiyigeyi
-bierenshaozhiqian，gushaoshaolaolishi
-cengzufudedianzizhifuzhenjingmingjie