"zheifangbenshangdemingzibixugaichengsuxiangwan！"gumingchengyibazhangpaizaisiheyuandehanbaiyushizhuoshang，zhendeqinghuacichazhantiaoqisancungao，"shifuninkan，lianshishizidoushidujinde！"
suxiangwandingzhewuyanxianeidui24kchunjinpixiu，juedetaiyangxuetutuzhitiao："niyeyezhidaoniyaobazuzhaisongrenma？"
"zhidaoa！"gumingchengtaochushoujibofangluyin，laoyezizhongqishizudeshengyinzhaxiang："zhiyaodashikenshoulenizheigeniezhang，songtaosiheyuansuangepi！"
zhibojiandanmuxiaodaochouchu：
【《dangdaisunzikengyeshilu》】
【gushao：tingwoshuoxiexieni】
【jinpixiu：niqinggao！ninawodangxuefei！】
turan，xibeijiaodehuaishuwufengzidong。suxiangwanzhijiandejinguanghaimeiliangqi，gumingchengyijingyigejianbuchongguoqu，congaimashibaolitaochugeheilvtizi："yaoniekanzhao！"
"dengdengneishi......"tahuayinweiluo，gumingchengyijinganxialvtizidibudeanniu。zhijianyidaowuguangjisheerchu，jingzhunmingzhongshushangdemafengwo。
"wocaozheiwanyizenmeshifasheqi？！"gumingchengbaotoushucuan，xiangzuanshoujizaikongzhonghuachuyoumeihuxian。jingtouzhenghaopaidaoshiwanmafengqingchaoerchu，zaitatoudingzuchengsigedazi：shabikuaipao
弹幕瞬间爆炸：
【马蜂の书法艺术】
【aimashizuixinkuanfanglangshenqi？】
【gushao：womaidemingmingshikaiguangfaqi！】
suxiangwantanzheqishuaichusanzhangfuzhou，huangzhizaikongzhongzidongzhediechengfengchaozhuang。mafengmendunshidiaozhuanfangxiang，hengzhe《caimogudexiaoguniang》guaiguaipaiduiruzhu。
"shifu！"gumingchengconghehuachilimaochunaodai，toudinghaipazhezhiqingwa，"zheisiheyuanzhennaogui！shangzhouwoershulaishouzu，kanjianqianqinggegezaitiaoguangchangwu......"
"neishiniyeyeqingdebaojieayi。"suxiangwanyongtaomujiantiaoqitadegucciyaodai，"chuanhaokuzi，youkeren。"
yuanmen"zhiya"yishengbeituikai，chuanjunzhuangdenanrenniguangerli，jianzhangshangdexinghuihuangdegumingchengzhengbukaiyan："wocaozhen·shanliangdengchang！"
"suxiaojie。"junguanliangchuzhengjian，"woshitebiexingdongzulinxiao，guanyuershinianqian......"
"dengdeng！"gumingchengturantaochujinshutanceqicouguoqu，"xianrangwosaosao，wanyishijiandieni！"tanceqigangpengdaojunzhuangniukoujiufachuciermingjiao，tayanjingshunjiandengdexiangtongling："chunjinde？！nimenbuduihaizhaorenma？"
弹幕疯狂截图：
【顾少の求职现场】
【guojia：nicaiweishenmejiaotebiexingdongzu】
【zheijunzhuangnengmaixiazhenggezhibojian】
suxiangwanyijiaochuaikaiaishidetudi，muguangluozaijunguandelingkou——neilibiezhemeixuanniaohuizhang，yutasuoguxiadetaijiyimoyiyang。
"lingzuntuowodaijuhua。"linxiaoturantaishou，xiukouhanguangshanguo。gumingchenghaimeilaidejijianjiao，bishouyicazhesuxiangwanerjifeiguo，dingsitashenhouqiaoranfuxiandeguiying。
fuchouweimimankailai，beidingzaimenbanshangdeqipaonvguifengkuangzhengzha："haiwohaizi！"
suxiangwantiaomei："nierzishibushizuobianpiguyoutaiji？"
nvguishunjiankaqiao："ni...nizenmezhidao？"
"yinweitazaiwozhibojian。"tataochushoujidiankaiguanzhuliebiao，id"difugaokaochongciban"zhengzaizhiboshuati。jingtouli，chuanqingchaoguanfudexiaoguibiantuxuebianxie《wunianmonisannianyinkao》，danmupiaoguoyipian"jiayou"。
nvguideliqirouyankejiandixiaosan："era，majinishaodiannaobaijin......"
"wanle。"suxiangwandanzhishaodiaofuzhou，"tazuotiangangkaoshangyanluodiangongwuyuan，xianzaimangzhejimengpokaifatangliaopeifangni。"
nvguikuzhexiaosanshi，gumingchengzhengdunzaibishouqianliukoushui："shifu！zheidaobingxiangdeshigexuehongbaoshi！"
linxiaoturantaochugeqingtongluopan："lingzunshuo，ruoninnengjiekaiciwu......"
"baochou。"suxiangwandaduanta，"woyaogujiazuzhaidediqi。"
"chengjiao！"gumingchengqiangdadebipaimaihuihaikuai，"dandexianrangwopaigekaixiangshipin！"shuozhejiuyaoqumoluopan。
"biedong！"liangrentongshidahe。kexiwanlebanbu，gumingchengdejinbiaoliangangpengdaoluopan，zhenggesiheyuanturandidongshanyao。bagenpanlongzhucongdidizuanchu，yuanqiangfuxianxuesexingtu，jinpixiudeyanzhukaishidiliuliuzhuan。
弹幕集体高潮：
【gu·renxingzizoujiguanchufaqi·mingcheng】
【siheyuan：meixiangdaoba，laozishibianxingjingang】
【jianyigaimingjiao《guanyutuhaotudizongshoujianzheijianshi》】
suxiangwanyaopozhijianzaixukonghuafu，xuezhuningchengfenghuangzhuangxiangzhengfang。wapianfenfeizhongluchuange，limiantangzhejushuijingguan，guanzhongshaonvyutazhangdeyimoyiyang。
"wocaoshifunishuangbaotai？！"gumingchenggangjuqishouji，jiubeilinxiaoandaozaidi："zheishiershinianqianbeiguaizoudelinjiaqianjin！"
turan，luopanbengfaqingguang。suxiangwanjingjiantaijizhuotongnanren，jiyizhongfuxianchujunzhuangnanrenjiangyingerjiaojirenfanzidehuamian——neirenxiukouheranxiuzhe"xuanniao07"。
"lingzuncongweifangqixunzhaonin。"linxiaoliangchuzhaopian，chuanjunzhuangdenanrenbaozheyingerzhanzaisiheyuanqian，"zheizhaizibenjiushinindezhousuili。"
gumingchengturantaochujisuanji："dengdeng！anzhaoshijiazheiyuanzizhisanshiyi，baishifeishibushigaitui......"
"tuinigetou！"suxiangwanbaluopanpaizaitalianshang，"qubamaocedezhenhundingbale！"
"deling！"gumingchengpidianpidianpaokai，wumiaohoucanjiaoxiangcheyunxiao："shifu！matonglizuanchugetaijiangui！tashuoyaojiwojingshen！！"
danmupiaoguoxuehongziti：【yonghu"xuanniao07"songchujianianhua×1000】
suxiangwanwangzheshuijingguanzhongdeziji，turanqingxiao："gaosulinjiangjun，zheixuefei——woshouxiale。"
（本章完）
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**本章爆点**
1.**tuhaosaocaozuo**：heilvtizibianmafengfasheqi
2.**shenshijiemi**：shuijingguanxianershinianqianbeiguaizhenxiang
3.**fubihuishou**：xuanniaohuizhangyujunfangbeijinghuying
4.**gaonengshouwei**：siheyuananzangjingtianjiguan
**弹幕梗汇总**
-aimashiのyiqianzhongsifa
-bierenzhibodaihuo，gushaozhibozuosi
-junzhuangshuaigeyutadeyuanzhongtudi
-lunruheyongsiheyuanzhifuxuefei