第3章 神仙哥哥?

“nishizenmedangyishengde?nibushishuoguoyizhenxiaqujiunenggouzhihaolema?weishenmewojiaxiaoyuhaimeiyouhao?wogaosuni,nitemedejintianyaoshizhibuhaowojiaxiaoyu,wohenimenmeiwan,nizhidaowoshisheima?nizhidaowogeshisheima?”

zheishengyinchuanlai,keshixiaozhangzhiji:“wogekeshichenlong,zheiliderendouzhidao,douhantayishenglongge,wogaosuni,wozhixuyaoyigedianhua,nimenzheiyigepozhensuojiuyaobeizalanle!”yibaxiaozhangdeshengyinjiaoleqilai。

jinjiezhe,yeyubiantingdaoyanxueyoudianzhejideshengyin:“chenxiansheng,nibuyongjinzhang,ninverzheizhishixiaobingeryi,wozhiyaozaishiyizhen,tayidingnenggouzhiliaohaode!”

“hao,wojiuzaixinniyici!”neixiaozhangdeshengyinyouchuanlai,“yaoshinizhibuhaowojiaxiaoyu,nijiwodengzhe!”

yeyuyijingzoudaomenkou,zhikandaolimianzhengzhanzhejigeren,qizhongyigezhengshiyanxue,chuleyanxuezhiwai,haiyouyiweiqingnianyisheng,erqiehaiyoulingwaiyiduifufu,zaibingchuangshang,haiyouyige11,12suidexiaonvhai。

zheigexiaonvhaiyizhizaizheilikuqi,kushenghaixiangdangda,yeyuyanzhongshanguoyidaoguangmang,yiyanbiannenggoukanchuzheinvhaidebuduijing。

yanxuejixiaonvhaizaicishizhenzhihou,xiaonvhailijianjinglexialai,neiduifufukandao,lijijiangtiqilexinfanglexialai。

kandaozheiyang,yanxueyesonglekouqi,erzheishihoudeyeyuzoulejinlai,tashuodao:“nizheiyang,kongpazhibuhaotade!”

“nilaile?”yanxuelianseyibian,dingzheyeyushuodao,“nigangcaishuoshenme?nishenmeyebudong,jiubuyaohushuo!”

“tashishei?”neichenxianshengkanleyeyuyiyan,xunwenshuodao。

budengyanxuehuida,pangbianneiyishenglianshangbianluchulengxiao:“tashishei?tashiyanyishengdelaogong,yigewuyeyoumin!”

zheigeyishengyeyutingshuoguo,shizheizhensuodeyisheng,jiaozuolinwei,tingshuotahaoxiangduiyanxueyizhihenyouxingqu,dangranyanxueduitabingbuganmao。

“yuanlaishiyigechiruanfandefeiwu,nishenmedoubudong,zaizheilizhizhidiandianshenme?”neichenxianshengjiaoxiaozhe。

chenhudeshenjiabusu,erqietadefuqinkeshijinghaishideyiweifuhao,erqiehaiyouyidianbeijing,chenhuziranshizishishengao,genbenbianbuhuijiangzheixiaozhensuoderenfangzaiyannei。

“haole,buyaoshuole,xianzaixiaoyuhaolejiuhao!”chenhudeqizi,liyalianmangquandao。

jiuzaizheishihou,yidaogengjiaxiangliangdekushengturanchuxian,zhengshilaizibingchuangshangdeneiyigexiaonvhai。

“zheishizenmeyihuishi?yanyisheng,qingnijiwoyigejieshi,weishenmexiaoyuhaihuijixukuqilai?tazaikuxiaqujiuyaozhixile!”chenhuyikan,danu,taduizheyanxuehoudao。

“zhei……woyebuzhidaoweishenmehuizheiyang!”yanxueyoudianjile,tayishizhijianyebuzhidaozenmeban。

yanxuezaichakanzheigexiaonvhaidebingshijian,yuanlaiyiweizhishigexiaoganmao,danshimeixiangdaodeshi,tajingranmeibanfazhihao,erqiexianzaitazenmefangfobiandeyuelaiyueyanzhongle?

neichenhukandaozheiyang,danu,shenchushou,bianyaoyibazhangdaxiangyanxue。

“laogong!”liyayikan,lianmangxiangyaozuzhi,danshichenhuyishoujiangliyatuikai,haixiangyaojixudayanxue。

neilinweiyijinghedeliansecangbai,buganshangqianzuzhi,dezuizheichenhu,takebuhuiyouhaoxiachang,eryanxueyebishangyanjing,tagenbenshanbibulezheiyibazhang。

zhishiyiliaodezheiyibazhangbingmeiyoushandaotadelianshang,yanxuezhangkaiyanjing,kandaoyigerenzhanzaitademianqian,bushiyeyuyoushishei?

yeyuxianzaidebeiying,querangyanxueganjuedaogaodaweiwu,yeyuyizhishouzhuozhuchenhudeshouwan,rangchenhudongdanbude。

chenhudeliansebuyoudeyibian,tadeliqibenlaifeichangda,yibansansigenanrenyutabodou,tadounenggouqingyidadaoduifang,danmianqiandeyeyuzhuozhutadeshou,jingranrangtadongdanbude,keyikandechulai,yeyubushiyibanren。

“chushoudanvrensuanshenme?yaodajiuhewoda!”yeyushenqinglengmo,tayishuangyanjingdingzhechenhu,jingranjiangchenhuhedehoutuijibu。

yeyuyaoshijiangshenshangdexiandiweishisanfachulai,gujichenhuhuizhijiebeitadeqishiyachengfensui。

benlaiyeyuyebudasuanchushou,danzenmeshuoyanxueyeshitamingyishangdelaopo,yeyukebuyuanyirangqitarendaleyanxue。

“ni……hao,nishuodeyedui,woyebuxiangdanvren,danshiwodenverzenmeban?”chenhuzhizhebingchuangshangdechenyuwendao。

“xiaohaizikunaoyixiahenzhengchang,yexudenghuitajiubukule!”yeyupingjingdao。

yeyudehuachadianranglinweixiaolechulai,linweiyaoyaotoudao:“yexiansheng,nijiubuyaozaibudongzhuangdongle,nigenbenshenmeyebuzhidao,zheichenyukeshikuleyitian,tazaizheiyangkuxiaqu,keshihuiqueyangzhixierside!”

“heng,fanzhengnimenzheisuozhensuozhibuhaowodenver,wobianyaorangnimendaobi!”chenhuhaishibuyiburaoqilai,yuyanxue,linweizhengzhizhe。

erzheishihoubingmeiyourenzhuyidaoyeyuzheishihouyijingzoudaolechenyudebingchuangbianshang,yeyushouzhiyidian,zaiyeyudeshouzhishangchuxianyidaodandandebaiguang,chenyudeyanjingdengda,luodaoleyeyulianshang。

“haole,nihenkuaijiuhuihaole!”yeyushuodao。

“ni……nishishenxianma?mamashuoshenxianhuifashu,nenggouzhiliaobaibing,weishenmenibuyongdazhenjiunenggouzhihaowo?”chenyukanzheyeyu,dayanjingfeichanglingdong,shuodao,“nideshouhaowennuan,hemamadeshouyiyang!”

“shenxian?suanshiba!”yeyutingdaohou,taweixiaoshuodao。

zheichenyudebingduiyeyulaishuobingbusuanshenme,zhiyaoyeyuyuanyi,henrongyibiannenggoujitazhihao!

“niganshenme?nijiwogunkai!”neichenhuzheishihoufaxianyeyuyijingjiejinchenyu,tafafengyibanchongguolai,dashenghandao,“niduiwojiaxiaoyuzuoleshenme?”

chenhuxiangyaotuikaiyeyu,danshiquefaxianyeyufangfoyizuojushan,genbenbushitanenggoutuikaide,buguoyeyuzheishihoutuileyibu,tadandandao:“woshenmeyemeizuo,buguonizuihaorangtazaizheilizhuyiwan,huoxumingtianjiuhuihuifu!”

“laogong,nikan,xiaoyumeiyoukule,xiaoyuhaole!”liyalianmangshuodao。

zaizheilidejirenyefaxianle,xianzaidechenyujingranmeiyouzaikule。

“wozaititazaijianchayixia!”yanxuewangqianzouqu,tagangshenchushou,bianbeichenhuzuzhi。

“gunkai,wobuhuizaixiangxinnile!”chenhudangzaileyanxuedemianqian,hedao。

“xiaoyu,nimeishiba?”liyaguolai,zhuozhuchenyudeshou。

“womeishile,mamabuyaoku,woyijinghaole,shishenxiangegejiulewo!”chenyuyoudianxuruoshuodao。

shenxiangege?liyatingdaozhihou,muguangwangzhouweisaoguo,zuihoutakanxiangyeyu,zaizheilidejiren,zhiyouyeyuzuiyoukenengshichenyusuoshuode“shenxiangege”le。

“shenmeshenxiangege,xiaoyudoukaishihuyanluanyule,laopo,kuai,woyaodaixiaoyuquzhengguideyiyuan,jueduibunenggourangtaliuxiazaizheili,beizheixieyongyiyizhi!”chenhubaoqichenyu,yibianpokoudama,“nimentingzhe,jintiannimenzhibuhaowojiaxiaoyu,wobianrangwogejiangnimenzheipozhensuodouzale!womenzou!”

chenhuzhijiezoulechuqu,liyaduizheyanxuegongshen,lianshangluchuneijiuzhise:“baoqian,yanyisheng,wolaogongyeshitaixinjicaihuizheiyang,haiyouyexiansheng,duibuqi!wotitaxiangnimendaoqian!wohuiquanyixiatade!”