yinchahuangmangrudian，chaozhefengdoudadi，guizailedishang。
猴子？
打上阎罗殿？
酆都一愣。
这不是孙悟空吗？！
xifanghetiantingdesuanji，jingranlaiderucizhikuai！
“xifangsuanjibendidifu，tiantingyeyaocourenao，neijiuda！”
fengdoushuangmouzhongduoleyimojianjue。
taqingchurujindifudeshili，yuxifang、tiantingdouxiangchashenyuan。
danshi，budebufankangle！
wuta，rujinhouzidanaodifu，qizhongdesuanjikebujinjinzhiyouxifang，haiyoutianting！
zainaodifuzhihou，tiantingkeshiyaoyanluowangshangtianshuzhi，yijianguanbudangweiyou，ancharenshou，yituzuoyoudifu。
bijingrujindetianting，keshihaochenghonghuanggongzhu，jianguantiandirensanjie！
wushizunzuozhen，difuziranshiwulikangheng，zhinengnilaishunshou。
可现在不同了！
zheidengzuofa，yingxiangshidifudeqiyun！
wulunshihongmengliudaofanshangdedaowen，haishiweiledifudeweilai，zheicidoujuebunengfuruan！
要打出威名来！
“heng！wuxujinghuang，buguoshiyizhihusunbale，hejuzhiyou？”
fengdoushenqingdanmo，kanzheguizaidishangdeyincha，qishenbianzou，zhibenyanluodian。
……
此刻。
阎罗殿。
benyinqisensen，guiqichanrao，lingrenshengbuzhidi，queshiyouzhedaodaojinguang，zhichongyunxiao，fangfoyaoxianfanneiyanluodian，gengshibuduanchuanlaiyishengshengjianruidexiaosheng。
“wolaosunchaochusanjiezhiwai，buzaiwuxingzhizhong，yibufutaguanxia，zenmemenglong，youganlaigouwo？”
zhijian，yizhimaolianleigongzuidehusun，toudaifengchizijinguan，shenzhesuozihuangjinjia，jiaotaousibuyunlv，shouchiyigenwutiezhanggun，yishenfalichuncui，zhanggunwudongzhijian，jinguangchongpoyouming，jiaodongfengyun，weifenglinlin，poyouwanfubudangzhiyong！
“zheiyaohoudeshilibujiandana，jiusuanshineiweibushuohua，xiangyaojiangqi，feiyaodadichushoucaixing。”
shidianyanluojieshixianshen，quewuyirengandong，zhishizhanzaidianshang，qiaozheneihusunzaiyanluodianshanghunao。
tamendoubushishazi，zirannenggoukanchuzheihouzideshili。
jinjinjiujingjieeryan，jiuyijingxiuxingdaolejinxiandianfeng，youbuzhishiherenjiaodao，yishenbenling，yuanshengtongbei，jiusuanshitaiyijinxianlaile，yekeyuzhiyizhan。
shouzhongjingubang，gengshihoutiangongdelingbao，zheibanchushou，jiusuanshixunchangtaiyijinxianyenanyizhifu，feidaluojinxianchushouzhenyabuke！
gengbuyaoshuo，cuiyungongdeneiweizaojiudaguozhaohu，ruoyouhusunlainao，neibianrangtanao，ruoqiyaogaishengsibu，bianrangqigai。
yaozhidaoneiweinaishixifangpusa，zhunshengdaneng，xirilaidifushi，jiusuanshifengdoudadidoubucengzulan，moxulezhuduoshiqing，rujinsheiganwunitadehua？
difu，shengrendaotong，jingshilunluozhici，shidianyanluoyezhishiyouxinwuli，beiganwunai。
“xiangdifuyesuanshishengrendaotong，jingyelunluozhici，ai……”
yizhihusunnaoshangyanluodian，zheidengshiqing，difuzhizhong，zishizhuduocunzaijiezhi。
luofengliutianyuwufangguidi，zhishiguanwangyiyan，youyoutanxi，bianshishouhuilemuguang，shuangmouzhongjieshibugan。
zaiduodexiangfa，yezhinengyazhixiaqu，zijixiaohua。
……
翠云宫。
youyipusajingjingpanzuoyuqianyeqinglianzhishang，baoguanyingluo，faxiangzhuangyan，zuoshouchibaozhu，youshouzhixizhang。
anrenbudongrudadi，jinglvshenmirumizang！
heranshixirirudifu，hao：diyubukong，shibuchengfodedizangwangpusa！
“fengdou，nigandongma？”
tamuguangyouyou，zongshineisuanjiyiranzhankai，yebucengguanwangtaiduo，zhishijiangmuguangluozailedifushenchudefengdoudianshang。
houtuchenji，buwendifu，rujinhainengyingxiangdaotaxifangsuanjide，zhishengxialefengdouyiren！
buguo，ququdaluojinxianjingjiedefengdou，ruhenengnidelezheidashi？
xiri，zijirudifu，suishuofengdoumeiyoushenmejudong，danshitaqingchu，fengdoushizaiyinren，xirilianfengshenliangjiedouganchayijiaodecunzai，qihuirenqitunsheng？
buguozheici，zhiyaofengdouganchushou，tabujieyizaiyayiyazheidifu！
houtubuchu，zheidifuzhenzhengsheishuolesuan，haibuyidingni！
……
西方。
须弥山。
foguohuanrao，gongweijingtu。
zaizheishandingjishenchu，ruodaputishuxia，youliangdaoshenying，jingjingchuli。
yizun，shenzheposusengyi，mianxiangbeiku。
yizun，shenzhehualibaoyi，mianxiangruili。
heranshixifangjiaodewushangjiaozhu，tiandingliushengqier：jieyindaoren、zhuntidaoren！
“zheichangsuanjiyiranshunlizhankai，ziciyihou，wuxifangdangxing！”
zhuntidaorenlengxiaodao：“cifansuanji，suiyoutiantingchashouqizhong，danyekeshunlidayadifu，yiwengudizangzaidifuzhongdediwei！genghekuangdizangxianrudifu，ciketiantingzaichashou，yiranmanle！neihoutujiranbuyuanguandifudeshiqing，neizheidifu，yihoubenzuoxifang，jiulaititaguanba！”
ershengwangzhedifudefangxiang，muguangdongchuanlehuanyu，chuantouleyoumingtian，fangfokandaoleneizailunhuizuishenchu，chenjiwubidepingxingong。
zhuduobujudouyijingzhankai。
houtujiranbuyuanguandifu，neijiugaiyizhule！
……
再说地府。
阎罗殿。
“唉……”
kanzheneiyuenaoyuexiongdesunwukong，yanluowangtanlekouqi，zhongjiuhaishizoulechulai，yingshenggaojiaodao：“shangxianliuming！shangxianliuming！”
sunwukongshouchijingubang，dingjingkanzheyanluowang，naolenaotou：“nijiburendewo，zenmecharenlaigouwo？”
yanluowanglianshengdao：“bugan！bugan！xiangshicharenchale。”
sunwukong：“wobenshihuaguoshanshuiliandongtianshengshengrensunwukong，nidengshishenmeguanwei？kuaibaominglai，mianda！”
shidianyanluojieshizouchu：“wodengshiqinguangwang、chujiangwang、songdiwang、wuguanwang、yanluowang、pingdengwang、taishanwang、doushiwang、bianchengwang、zhuanlunwang。”
sunwukongshenqingjuao：“nidengjidengwangwei，nailingxianganyingzhilei，weihebuzhihaodai？anlaosunxiuxianledao，yutianqishou，chaoshengsanjiezhiwai，tiaochuwuxingzhizhong，weihezherenjuwo？”
yanluowangzhidepeixiao：“shangxianxinu。putianxiatongmingtongxingzheduo，huoshineigousirencuozouleye？”
“heng！”sunwukonglenghengyisheng：“hushuo！hushuo！changyandao：‘guanchalicha，lairenbucha。’nikuaiqushengsibuzilaiwokan！”
haibudengshidianyanluoyouheyanyu。
bianjianyidaochishengdunguang，huapoyouming，zhichongyanluodianerlai。
dunguangweisan，renweijian，bianxiantingdeqisheng。
“niyepeikanshengsibu？！”