zhoujunqihaoburongyizhaodaoqiaoxi，jicongcongdipaoguolai。
beibeiyikan，lianmanglakaichemen：“xijie，nixianshangche。”
zhoujunqimuguangdingzaiqiaoxilianshang：“qiaolaoshi，woyouhuagennishuo。”
“xijieleile，youshenmehuaxiacizaishuo。”
zhoujunqichudaoyilaiyizhiyifeiwenborenyanqiu，genqiaoxipaixiqijiangengbuwangchaocp，zaishenyannvshenshenshangcengdaolebushaoredu，beibeikandaotadeshunjianjiuzhamaole——yuanliwoxijie！
“beibei，woyouhenzhongyaodeshiqingyaogenqiaolaoshishuo。”
ganmabatafangchenglangyiyang？tayoubushihuairen！
“我……”
heisechaopao“hong”deyisheng，xiaozhangdecongtamenshenpangshili，qiaoxihoubiandeshengyinyebeiyanmei。
guangxianbutaimingliangdetingchechang，quejianchangkaidechechuangnei，nanrendelunkuotouzhelengjiaofenmingdelengjun。
zaichezikaiguodeneiyishun，qiaoxisihukandaotazhuanguotou，neimeiyanhaosigezheyicengbowu。
zhoujunqiyezhuyidaoneiliangpaoche，jiushimeikandaolimianderen。
takanxiangqiaoxi，biaoqingdaizhejifenjinzhang：“qiaolaoshi，nijiwojifenzhongjiuhao，shuowanwojiuzou。”
qiaoximoudishengchuxiebunai：“woxianzaibufangbian，zheiyang，youshenmeshinikeyilianxiwodejingjiren。”
“bushigongshi，shisishi，woxiangbutaifangbianzhaolijie。”
能有什么私事啊？
咱熟吗？！
beibeijianjuelanzheta：“womenxijiebubayanxidairusishenghuo，zhouxiansheng，mafanninrangrang！”
“qiaolaoshi，zhendejiujifenzhong，huoxuduinilaishuobusuanshenme，danshiduiwozhendehenzhongyao。”
beibeinule，shangganzhelachexijiederenhenduo，danxiangtazheimemeipimeiliansichanlandadehaishidiyige！
qiaoxirenzhubunai：“nishuoba。”
“qiaolaoshi，woxihuanni。”zhoujunqimouguangshenqing：“kandaonidiyiyandeshihoujiuxihuanshangnile，zhiqianyinweimeipaiwanxi，suoyibugandaraoni，xianzaiwobupale，woyaozhuiqiuni！”
乔汐：“？”
zheiyiboshushishitameiyouxiangdaode。
“我结婚了。”
liangnianqian，qiaoxiguanxuanjiehun，zuoweiquanneidedingjishenyanxiaohua，dangchuhaiyinqilebuxiaodehongdong。
danmeiyoushichui，zheishidaoxianzaidoumeirenxin。
nvshenzenmekenengyingnianzaohun？
xiannvjiaren？hehe，dasitamenyebuxin！
“xixi，nizaiwomianqiankeyijinqingzuoziji，buyongweizhuang，zheiyangtaileile，wohuixinteng。dajiadoushuonijiehunshijiade，woyebuhuidangzhen。”haibachenghujigaile。
乔汐：“……”
naozishigehaodongxi，kexi，tameiyou。
“womeiyouqipiandazhong，wozhendejiehunle。”qiaoxidebiaoqingxiangshichenjinzaixingfudangzhong，yanjiaomeishaodoupiaofuzheyicengdandandexiaoyi：“wogenwodequanwailaogongyizhidouhenenai。”
屁！
jiehunliangniandoumeijianguoyimian，meiyoutamenzheiyangdefuqileba？
“wobuxiwangwaijiedaraowomendefuqishenghuo，suoyicaimeiyougongkaitadeshenfen，meibiyao。”
taneishenfendangranbunengpuguang，yaoburanbuhaoshouwei。
“woduidaiwolaogongyijizheiduanganqingzhongzhenbuer。”
tajujuesuoyouqianguize，zoudaojintiandediwei，doushitayibubujiaotashididelaide。
“womuqianyemeiyoulihundedasuan，suoyibaoqian。”
hunhaishiyaolide，tazongbunengyibeizidouzaizaishendangshenshang，shouzhiyuqiaojianeijigeren。
yuanqudechaopaoshang，nanrenhaiyouxiebagua，genshendangtaolun：“dangge，liangnianqianqiaonvshenzibaojiehun，jiushibuzhidaojiehunduixiangshishei，nishuozheixiaoxiyoumeiyoukenengshijiade？”