第3章 圣僧要吃鸡

honglongyisheng,wanrutianbengdilieyiban,wuzhishanzhakai,yigeqiheidehouzifanzhegentouconglimianbenglechulai。

哎,你大爷。

hedetangyuchadianyigegentoushuaidao,xinlizhoumaleyisheng。

sunwukonggentoubashidexiangzhetapaoleguolai,zuilihaizaibutingdedashenghuhanzhe:“shifu,shifu……”

taguidaozaitangyumianqian,baishi。

shiyizhici,tangyuyebukenengzaitaobile。

wufangjiedidouyijingkanshoulesunwukongwubainianle,xianzaizhunbeihuilingshanfumingle。

keshitangyujiaozhuletamen:“denghuier。”

jigerenbuyoudetingzhulejiaobu,zaibankongkanzheta。

tangyuchongzhetamenciyayixiao,buzhidaoweishenme,yigubuhaodeyuganzaitamenjigerendexinlidunshiyouranersheng。

zhitingtangyuchongzhesunwukongshuodao:“wukongya,nigandeguotamenjigebu?”

“anlaosunnaishiwubainianqiandanaotiangongdeqitiandasheng,duifutamenjigexiaoxiaodejiediziranshishoudaoqinlai。”sunwukonghuayudaizheziao。

“e,zheiyangya。”tangyuhenshixinweidedianlediantou,tayihuishou:“xuetamen,zhaonaodaixue,jiwowangsilejiwoxue。”

sunwukongheshangfangdewufangjiedidoumudengkoudaidekanzhetangyu。

youqishisunwukonghaikoulekouerduo,sihuhuaiyizijitingcuole。

wufangjiedihengleyisheng,jiakuaisudulikaile。

tamenkanshoulesunwukongwubainian,neizhihouziduitamenzaojiubumanle。zheiwanyiwanzhende,tamenhaizhenganbuguota。

yaozhidaozheizhihouziyijingshidaluojinxianchujidexiuweile,ertamenjigebuguoshitaiyijinxian,shoushitamenjigehaishiqingeryijude。

tangyuanandedenglesunwukongyiyan,zheihouzishayebushi,zabudongshouni,zheixiahaole。

renpaole,xiangxuedouxuebudaole。

“jiranzheiyang,wukongneiwomenjiushangluba。”tangyushanglema,cuicuzhe。

neijigezibushiburenshi,qianshitashigexiyoumi,shenzhihaikanguoyixiefojingni。

haiyou,tahetangsanzangjiyironghe,ziranyeshirenshide。

zhibuguoshiguyibuqujiude。

yinwei,gangganglveduoleshiwanqiyunzhi,wanyizijibazheigehouzijiuchulai,xitongkanzijimeiyouwanchengrenwu,zaishouhuizaban?

fanzhengxianzaibushitajiude,shijintoujiedijiude。

tayemeishuoshouweitudi,sunwukongzhijiebaidaode。

机智,太机智了。

tangyurenbuzhuweizijidecaozuodianleyigedadadezan。

xiangzheqianfangkanlekan,ruguobuchusuoliao,xiayizhanjiudaolebuyuanchudeyihunongjia。

ernongjiayouyigelaotou,xiaodeshihouhaijihouzitaochini。

genjuqianshikandexiyouji,tangyuhenkuaidexiangdaolexiayigejienanshishenmele。

“shifu,anlaosunyeshizheimexiangde,zaodiandaoxitian,qudezhenjing,youkenenganlaosunyenenghungefoshadedangyidang。”sunwukongqianzhema,yifuhenshixiangwangdeyangzi。

zheihouzixinxingshashihougaibiandezheimeda?nandaoshizaishanxiayade,yashale?

jingranhaixiangzhechengfo,zheikebuxing,zheiyangdesixiangshiyaobudede。

bixugaibianta,rangtaqiantouming,huiguizhengdao。

“wukong,weishaniyexiangzhechengfoya,yaozhidaochengfomeishahaode,haibunengchirouhejiu,zuodabaojian,zheishihenkuzaode。”tangyuyuzhongxinzhangdeshuodao:“youqishidabaojian,zhangshijianbuzuo,henrongyishentichuwentide。youfojingyue,nanweiyang,nvweiyin,yinyangdiaohou,qiankunwuji,bicishui**rong,jijinshenghua,cainengxiangshoufomendadaoya。”

sunwukongerandekanzheta,zenmeyexiangbudaocongzijideshifuzuilihuishuochuzheiyangdehua。

takeshiquwangxitianqujingderen,ziranshidedaogaosengle,danxianzaisunwukongbuzheimexiangle。

yanzhonghuaiyiqizijizheigeshifu,haoxiangshidaomaoanranzhibei。

haiyou,yinyangdiaohe,qiankunwuji。

zheitingzhehaoxiangshidaojiaodeba?

henkuaimianqianchuxianleyizuojianloudecaofang,yuanzilihaiyouzhejizhijizaijijizhazhadejiaozhe。

绕过去?

可是鸡挺肥的。

tangyukesouleyisheng,dingzheyuanzilidejianandeyanleyikoukoushui:“wukongwomenjiuzaizheilixiuxiyixiaba,zhengdianfancaishade。”

“shi,shifu。”sunwukongjitafuxiama,ranhouquqiaomen。

yigelaotoukaimenkandaoyigemaolianleigongzuidehouzi,zhijiejingjiaochusheng:“yaoguaiya。”shuozhepadeyishengjiubamenguanshangle。

“ai,nizheilaotou……”

“wukong,rangweishilai。”

tangyudamodayangdezoudaolemenchu,qiaoleqiao。

“laotou,kaimenya,woshineishade,qujingdeheshang,jintiantianseyiwan,xiangzaizheilijiezhuyisu,shunbianzhengkoufancai。”

madande,zaibukaimen,worangwukongjinijiayuanzipingle。

laotoumenkaileyigefeng,toutoudexiangwaidaliangzhe,zhishikansunwukongyiranhaidaizhekongju。

“ai,nizheilaotou,nizheipashaya,wokeshirenshinide。”sunwukongtiaodaogenqian,xiaozheshuodao:“annaishidanaotiankongdeqitiandasheng,houlaibeiyazailewuzhishanxia,nixiaodeshihoushangshanfangniu,haijiguoantaozini。”

wenyan,laotoulianseyehuanhelexialai,zixidekanlekansunwukong。

querenguoyanshen,nishiduidehou。

“yuanlaishininlaorenjiaya。”laotoushensehuanhe,xiaodao:“woxiangqilaile,kuaiqing,kuaiqing,shengsengkuaiqing。”

tangyuhesunwukonglianggerenzoudaolewuli,henshijianloudewuzi。

henkuailaotoujiuzhunbeileyixiezhaifan,kanzhesudeyidianyoushuidoumeiyoudefancai,tangyuzhoulezhoumeitou。

这是人吃的玩意?

zhenbuzhidao,neixietulvzheixiedongxishizenmetiantianchidejinqude,yebupayingyangbuliang?

buguohenduoheshangkanqilaidoushifeitoudaerde,kongpayedouzaitoutoudechile。

yaoburantiantianchisu,yidianyoushuiyingyangdoumeiyou,shousiniyade。

“laozhang,nijiajitingfeiya?”tangyushaoshaodetishileyixia。

taxiangchiji,buxiangchizheixiewanyi。

“jialiyigeren,yangjizhijiyesuanshizuoleyigebanle。”laotouheheyixiao。

tangyuyizheng,zheilaotoubushangdaoya。

bushirenjiabushangdao,ershisheinengxiangdao,yigechujiaren,erqiehaishidatangdeshengseng,jingranyaochiji。

pobudeyi,tangyuzaicitixingdao:“laozhang,zheicaiyouxiesuya?”

laotoubujiedekanzheta,chujiarenbuyinggaichisuma?

“kannijiazheijitingduo,yemeirenchiba?”

laotouyixiazijiumingbaileguolai,mudengkoudaidekanzhetangyu。

“wukong,xiangchijibu?”

sunwukongdianlediantou:“ziranxiangchi。”zaishanxiayalewubainian,tiantiantiedantongzhide,zaoyijingwanglehunxingshishaziweile。

ciketingtangyushuoqilai,buyoudeyexindongle。